Nocturnal Thoughts of the Dark Priestess

Everyone's favorite Priestess and Oracle here, time again for another edition of my personal thoughts on WMW, The Heartlands Division and anything else I have an opinion on. I've gotten a number of e-mails from the fans asking some important questions, at least from the fan's point of view, so I will be getting to those as well.

Lets get started with one of the most popular questions I've received lately, my thoughts on the whole WMW-HOW bitchfest and why I didn't post my position on Valora's blog. Lets see, HOW is a global fed who's ratings were dropping as posted by their own management and they see little ole WMW picking on on that and decide attack WMW for it, cause controversy and shock or trash talk generates ratings which HOW needs. As for why I didn't comment, why should I, all commenting does it give more ratings to HOW and does HOW pay my paycheck? Hades no, and until they do,  I don't give a frak what HOW does or says, clear enough for you now?

Graveyard Shift 107 was a good night for us overall, Druscilla dismantled the Knights and it's obvious that Damian Knight will be all alone when he faces me at Groundhog Slay '10, bet he wishes he could take that challenge back now. Then in the main event, Kronin, Ryven, Jade and myself all joined up and put down TDA! in a huge eight man tag match that turned into a no disqualification and no count-out match and when all was said and done, I covered Adam Pyre for the three count. Looks like TDA! will have to step it up at GHS to get the momentum back on their side, since they fell short of claiming "The most dominant" stable in WMW title this week, I'll set out the cheese and crackers for them so they have something to go with their whine.

Speaking of Adam Pyre…hold up what's this…just so you know, I just got an e-mail from Samantha wanting to know what I'm doing while I'm writing this blog up, talk about wanting to know everything. It just so happens that I'm laying on my bed on my stomach typing this up on the laptop while watching 300 on the HD TV set up in my room, all the lights out and just some candles to make things easier to see. I so love spending my late nights like this, nice and cozy…but back to Adam Pyre, you and I have some unfinished business Adam, and sooner or later we will be settling that. I haven't forgotten what you did to me at Graveyard Shift 101, but I'm also told you were the one who found me and got help after someone else jumped me back stage, I'm still not convinced it wasn't some big act on your part but I'm willing to wait and see just how you behave.

Hey! Stop it! This is my blog, get your own if you want to give people your thought. Help! Help! I'm being attacked……..

Don't listen to her.  She was the one who wanted this in the first place.  Hey there WMW fans, it's the Shoot Champion Jade.  I know most of you are probably wondering what I'm doing here, well that's an easy question to tackle.  Hecate and I are having a…debate of sorts.  She is showcasing to me how great the best of the Greek Warriors, the Spartans were.  I'm trying to drive home the need for intelligence as well as fighting ability and thus am countering with a few choice Jet Li movies, and the fact that for all their supposed power, the Spartans lost to the nerds of the Greek world, the Athenians.  Brains over brawn!  I'm also waiting for 'Deadliest Warrior' the game to come out for download later this year so that my Shoalin monk can beat her Spartan's ass.  Here's to hoping that the game is better then the show's so called experts, who are really nothing more then poorly trained trash talkers.  Anyways, I suppose I should write something WMW related.  Since WMW has opened up these blogs, I've had tons of email asking if I'll be getting my own, if I don't, I'll just keep hijacking Hecate's.  The answer to that is… yes, I hope to have my own blog real soon.  I've also had a good deal of email asking me how I feel about the stipulations of my title match against Amariie.  I'm fine with them.  Within recent months, Amariie has had 3 or 4 title shots.  If she fails in this attempt, someone else should get a chance.  Also, as much of a friend as I am to Amariie, I have to say, I really feel the Shoot title has allowed me to get back to my roots and of course, Hecate and I train together a lot and she has shown me a few things as well.  All in all, I must say I do not like Amariie's chances at all.  She has begun to realize her mistakes, but not all of them.  I believe another lesson will be in order and school will be in session come Groundhog Slay.  After all, I took out the Great Lakes Champ with the Lightning Spiral this week in the tag team event.  (Bet most people had forgotten I knew that little trick, didn't you?)  Alright, looks like Hecate is about to get back on the bed, time for me to sign off!  Have fun !

Damnable woman, hijacking my blog. She's just upset cause I keep spanking her ass all the time. One moment while I see what she wrote in this thing. Ha! Shoalin monk beat my Spartan ass? Keep dreaming wench, I'll show you how we Spartans kick ass and I've yet to hear you complain about it. Of course she's ignoring the fact that the Spartan's had plenty of brains to go along with their Brawn and the Spartans came up with the original model for what would turn into the European Feudal system, although my Spartans governed it much better than the Europeans ever did. Want to know a secret, she hates that I'm better than she is at UFC 2009 Undisputed, she can't believe someone who isn't as big a video game nut as she is can be better than her at something, but we're slowing working our way through her video game collection and yes she kicks my butt at most games, but she's good at making me feel good afterwards. Don't give me that look, you know damn well it's true you little wench.

Speaking of little wenches, I got this memo here from Mischa Barnes of the WMW Web department telling me that WMW management wants me to give my opinions and views on the Heartlands Division specifically. Everyone wants to know why I haven't dropped the belt to move up to the higher divisions as everyone expected me to, some people think I am shooting to break Jade's record for longest Heartlands Title reign, or perhaps going after Kinski's reign of longest title holder in WMW period. Well those things are nice, but I have a different reason for not dropping the Heartland's Title and soon I'll share it with everyone, but not just yet. Hey don't give me those looks, you have to wait just along with everyone else. Jade's pouting cause she doesn't want to wait, told you she was a wench. Now the Heartlands Division has some new blood, Gras-Dawg, Jordan Keyser and The Analog Kid, all trying to make a name for themselves with Gras-Dawg and Keyser in a match at Groundhog Slay to see who is the next person to challenge me, after I put the final nail in Damian Knight's coffin. Do I have a preference on who wins or who I face? Both men are big, although Gras-Dawg seems to be slightly bigger but have very similar styles in the ring, so honestly no I don't care which of them wins, when they face me at Graveyard Shift 108, they will fall short and I'll still be the Heartlands Champion.

Now you really are being a wench on purpose, Jade is distracting me on purpose here, so I'm gonna close out this blog here and go deal with her. What was that? Oh she's fighting dirty now….Until next time…