Adam Pyre Challenges WMW Groundhog?

WMW officials are reporting that The King of Freaks Adam Pyre is upset about not being booked on Groundhog’s Slay after his incredible performance at Blizzard in the Frostbite Brawl.

When questioned about it, Pyre had this to say:

“So the pay per view is called Groundhog’s Slay, and yet one of the driving forces behind the slayings in WMW, Me, is not on the card. I love it. I bust my ass and nearly kill myself last pay per view, and I don’t get so much as a ‘hey thanks Adam, that was pretty wicked sick and crazygonuts. Nope,’ I just get the chance to maybe sort of win a title shot which everyone already writes me off for at this point. Well the King of Freaks isn’t taking this lying down my friends. Loyal freaky subjects, there is no way in hell that I’m being left off a card with the words “Ground”, “Slay”, or even “Hog” in it if I got any say about it. I’m laying down a challenge to the one force that I know is holding me and my freak nation down. Oh that’s right, I can see you quaking in your boots already just at the thought of me coming for you, bucko! I’m challenging WMW’s resident Groundhog to a match! Book it!”

Needless to say, WMW officials are baffled by Pyre’s statements. Sources say that the sanctioning of this match is in question, as is the actual legality of such a match, as no one is sure if the groundhog is considered an endangered species. Stay tuned to WMW for more details.