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Mafia 5, Day 2 begins today

Posted: November 24th, 2009 | Category: General News | No Comments »

Mafia-5[The scene opens up outside of the office building of the Mayor of the Town of Shank. There sits a podium. The sun has just risen, say - maybe 8am in the preverbial morning that we've got set up here. Shank walks into the shot approaching the microphone. He rests his hands on the podium and sighs loudly.]

Shank – WELL, PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK! SHANK HAVE GOOD NEWS AND SHANK HAVE BAD NEWS! GOOD NEWS? SHERIFF OF TOWN OF SHANK LAST NIGHT ELIMINATED ONE PERSON OF THE TOWN FROM LIST OF POSSIBLE MAFIA MEMBERS! SHERIFF OF TOWN OF SHANK WALKS INTO TODAY WITH A MORE ILLUMINATED VIEWPOINT!

[He looks down and sighs.]

Shank – UNFORTUNATELY, BAD NEWS IS – TOWN OF SHANK WITH ONE LESS MEMBER! SHANK SAY GOODBYE TO HECTARE! GOODBYE TO HECTARE AND… PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK SHOULD BE VERY SORRY FOR NOT PROTECTING HER! SHANK MEANS, THE DOCTOR OF TOWN OF SHANK NOT EVEN HELP! DOCTOR IN ANOTHER HOUSE THAT NOT HECTARE’S AND NOT AT DOCTOR’S! SHANK EXPECTED MORE FROM DOCTOR, BUT SHANK NOT HERE TO CRITICIZE! SHANK HERE TO DELIVER BOTH GOOD AND BAD NEWS!

[He stands up straight and looks off into the horizon.]

Shank – PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK! MOURN DEATH OF FRIEND, HECTARE! SHE GREAT MEMBER OF THIS TOWN, AND PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK OWE GREAT DEAL OF GRATITUDE! SHANK RAISE GLASS TO HECTARE! BUT NOW, NOW PEOPLES OF TOWN MUST MOVE FORWARD! THERE 4 PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS TOWN THAT I TRUST TO FIND MEMBERS OF MAFIA! BUT TWO MAFIA REMAIN! PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK MUST ACT QUICK AND END THE REIGN OF MAFIA IN TOWN OF SHANK FOR GOOD! SHANK ASK PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK TO MAKE DECISION ON WHO PEOPLES OF TOWN THINK MAFIA! AND SHANK WANT TO KNOW IN 48-HOURS OF SPEECH OF SHANK! THAT RIGHT! 48-HOURS!

[He nods.]

Shank – SHANK KNOW THAT, IF HECTARE HERE TODAY, HECTARE WOULD PROBABLY SAY SOMETHING WORTH LISTENING TO BY PEOPLES OF TOWN OF SHANK! SHANK BETS THAT HECTARE WOULD SAY…

[He takes a step back to allow the soul of Hectare to speak to the town. He bows his head in respect.]

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