Graveyard Shift 131

Mike Barr vs. Pirate Ninja

[The camera switches to the back where we see Mike Barr walking through the hallway with Eric Dillinger. Mike is in his MMA shorts, gloves, and no shoes as he’s talking to Eric who still wears his all black suit.]

Mike Barr – I’m telling ya, this f***in’ guy won’t know what hit him!

[Just as they turn the corner Mike Barr bumps into Pirate Ninja! The two look stunned.]

Eric Dillinger – Well, I guess I better leave you two to it…

[At that, Eric walks away from them while they look at each other for a moment and then begin to brawl. The two men go punch for punch, but Mike pushes Pirate up against a wall with a tackle and spins him around to take him to the floor. He mounts him with punches and really begins taking it to him.]

Jack mention that although the fight may have started, the match hasn’t as there is no referee. Bill yells for one into his microphone, giddy with pleasure at the early beginning of the fight.

[Mike gets off of his opponent and looks for something to hit him with. He finds a trash can and comes back to Pirate. He smashes it over his head three times before dumping it on his head, contents and all. With Pirate trapped in the can Mike begins to throw wild punches into it. Pirate stumbles around the hallway until he falls down. He gets the trash can off of him and tries to get away, but Barr stays on top of him with stomps. A referee hits the scene and Mike attempts to pin him in the hallway with no luck.]

Bill says it’s a good thing they’re allowing the falls count anywhere stipulation to apply. Jack says when you have your best friend running the tournament things can always sway in your favor, implying Mike Barr is a favorite to win. Bill says there’s still a ways to go.

[Pirate gets to his feet and comes up with a low blow that staggers Mike Barr. Pirate gets to his feet and stumbles around looking for a weapon. He comes up with a chair and zeroes in on Mike. As Mike stands he throws it, but Mike ducks! The chair hits the camera and our view goes to static.]

Bill yells for another camera to get on scene. Jack is also eager to see what is happening.

[Our view switches to another camera that is seen moving erratically through the hallways. As it comes to where Mike Barr and Pirate Ninja just were we find that they have disappeared.]

Jack says that this is what happens when you allow falls to count anywhere. The announcers get word that the camera man will keep looking for the two men and we will get back to that match when we do, but the show must go on.

The New Reign of Vyper Begins

Stagehand - I apologize for disturbing you Mr. Vyper, but Mr. Johnson would like to speak with you.

Irish Ninja vs. Mystery Woman

Writer: Eric Dillinger

[Paramedics are still tending to BSM as they try to move him out of the ring as Irish Ninja’s music hits and Wayne Inkster announces him to the ring. Irish makes his way down to the ring and slaps the hands of a few fans as he takes swigs from his bottle of whiskey. As he nears the ringside barrier, though, a figure flies out of nowhere and dropkicks him. The whiskey flies and is nowhere to be seen.]

Bill yells in bewilderment of what it was as Jack informs him it was the Mystery Woman we’ve seen run through WMW as of late. Bill sighs a sigh of relief as he’s become a fan of her with sexual implications. Jack sighs.

[Irish is back on his fight and going toe-to-toe with the Mystery Woman, each person going blow for blow. Irish gets the upper hand with an European Uppercut and backs the Mystery Woman into the ring steps, the steel barrier, and then into the ring apron. He then grabs the Mystery Woman by the hair and performs a hair toss into the steps, dislodging them. Irish takes the time to revel in his surprise attacker’s situation and paint brushes the back of her head. He then grabs a head full of hair and leads her over to where the Big Sauce Man is finally being rolled out of the ring and onto the stretcher. The Mystery Woman, however, throws an elbow into his gut and throws him face first into the BSM.]

Bill makes light of BSM being used as a weapon while Jack yells for those paramedics to get him out of there before something bad happens.

[As if one cue one of the paramedics tries to push the stretcher away, but the Mystery Woman stops him. She pushes him away and takes hold of the stretcher, aiming it at Irish, and runs it straight into him like a battering ram. Irish flies onto the concrete floor. All four paramedics try to wrest BSM’s body away from her, but to no avail. The Mystery Woman slaps one of the way away, kicks another in the groin, and throws a third over the guard rail. The fourth paramedic ops to have none of her and just walks away. Irish, though, is given enough time to get his bearings and hits the woman with a flying body block from the ring apron. She’s sandwiched against the guard rail, but Irish hits his head as well and is busted open.]

Jack mentions that none of these matches tonight aren’t going to be very ring savvy if they ever make it to the ring in the first place.

[Irish stumbles to his feet as the Mystery Woman is still reeling from his attack. Out of the corner of Irish’ eye he sees something that interests him and he goes for it. Sticking out from underneath the ring is the bottle of whiskey from before. He sticks head straight back and empties what’s little is left down his gullet and makes an exaggerated wiping motion as he’s done. Angry that the bottle is empty he smashes it on the dislodged steel steps. With a new weapon in hand he pulls the Mystery Woman up to her knees and pushes her, throat first, against the guard rail. He applies pressure to her back to choke her with the railing, but pulls her head back by the hair. He takes the jagged, broken glass and stabs at her fore head. The pain is enough to make the woman jerk and for Irish to lose his footing, but he still stabs twice more at her with each stab landing on her face.]

Jack talks about how sadistic the Pirate has become given his lack of alcohol as Bill makes note that he’s taking too much time to celebrate now that he’s done his damage.

[The blood is enough to drive the Mystery Woman into a rage as she low blows Irish from behind, who’s still show boating, and give him a ddt onto the floor. She boots him back to where BSM is still on the stretcher. She puts Irish on his back and then sandwiches herself between the stretcher and BSM. With one heave she pushes BSM off of the stretcher and onto Irish. The crowd groans as they see Irish being sandwiched between the 400-pounder and the concrete floor. The Mystery Woman pulls a chair from underneath the ring, raises it, and swings it down onto Irish’s still exposed head repeatedly. After the fourth chair shot she drops down on top of BSM and makes the cover. The referee makes the count, 1-2-3, and Wayne Inkster announces her the winner.]

Jack Gene calls into his microphone for more paramedics. Bill, however, says it’s too late and that BSM hasn’t moved in twenty minutes. He’s probably already dead seems to be the general consensus.

[The Mystery Woman stands, looks down at Irish, and says, “Awwwwww, this toy’s broken. I’ll have to find a new one. ]

Still A Champion?

Wone vs. John Bundy

Writer: Eric

["Big" John Bundy is announced into the arena by Wayne Inkster with his music playing him down to the ring. Before he even makes it down to the ring, though, Wone comes barreling down the aisle from backstage at him with a baking sheet. He cracks it on Bundy’s back, causing the big man to stumble, and then hits him on the top of his head with it. John falls against the barrier and Wone goes to work with fists on him. A fan ringside hands Wone a frying pan with which he uses to strike Bundy and bust him open. Wone drops the pan and goes to whip Bundy across the aisle, but the big man reverses. Wone, however, jumps up and lands perched on the guard rail. He moonsaults backward and takes down Bundy. The crowd cheers.]

Jack Gene mentions this is the third match that has started non-traditionally. Bill hopes it becomes a recurring thing in WMW, but adds that it’s sad the Shoot Division will never see this level of intensity. Jack argues that it brings a different kind of intensity to the competition.

[Wone kicks Bundy in the gut over and over, moving him ringside in the process. Wone hits a wicked right hand that stuns him and hops onto the apron. He comes flying off with a diving hurricanrana that propels Bundy onto the concrete floor. Not done yet Wone jumps back onto the apron and hits another moonsault onto Bundy. He covers, but can only get a two count. Wone continues to work on Bundy, who is seemingly lifeless at this point. Wone pulls him up and forces him into the corner. Blood streaming down his face as Wone stands across from him with a chair in hand. He runs at Bundy, throws the chair at him, and follows in with a dropkick that smashes it into Bundy’s face! The chair crackles and bends as Bundy goes limp. Wone covers, but this time Bundy is able to get his foot on the bottom rope. Wone gets angry and goes outside the ring where he sets up a table across the ring apron and guard rail. He reenters the ring to find Bundy back on his feet. Wone lands a punch, but Bundy just floors Wone with a short arm clothesline. Bundy, with crimson streaming into his eyes, stumbles around blindly before come to the turnbuckle he was previously trapped against. He rips at them until the steel is exposed. Wone gets back to his feet and clubs Bundy from behind, but receives a poke to the eye when he turns around. Bundy puts Wone in a standing head scissors, turns, and power bombs Wone into the exposed steel turnbuckles.]

Jack Gene is amazed that both men are still standing after those exchanges. First with Bundy mounting an offense that saw Wone get slammed through a folded out chair, then later getting suplexed to the concrete, and sandwiched between the guard rail and the steel steps. Now Wone has reversed the power bomb with a hurricanra that spiked Bundy’s head onto a steel chair!

[Wone is back on the offensive with a few mounted punches in the corner and performs a monkey flip that lands Bundy onto a steel chair. Wone jumps to the top rope and readies for something, but a man jumps the barrier and makes a b-line for Wone. Wone turns in time to see that it is Bob Wire, but is still pushed off his perch and lands crotched on the top rope. From there Bob takes Wone off the ropes and slams him through the table Wone had set up earlier with a spinebuster slam. Quickly Bob gets Wone back into the ring and grabs a fresh chair. Wone fights to get to his feet, but is sent back down to the mat by a sickening chair shot from Bob. Not giving up Wone is on his hands and knees trying to get up, but Bob hits him across the back twice to make sure he stays down. Bob sees out of the corner of his eye that Bundy is beginning to stand. He takes up position behind him. Bundy sees Wone’s prone body for a few seconds before its lights out. Bob cracks the chair across the back of his head, causing him to fall flat on top of Wone. Bob forces the referee to make the count. 1-2-3 and it’s over.]