Graveyard Shift 107
Posted: January 28th, 2010 | Category: Televised Results | No Comments »
The Card:
Wone vs. The Analog Kid
Nothing Nice to Say
Mo’ Bad vs. Jordan Keyser
Druscilla vs. Damien Knight, Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker
Father Nathan vs. Amariie
That Damn Awesome vs. Kronin, Ryven, Jade and Hecate
Graveyard Shift 107 - January 28th, 2010 - WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
Squires catches up with Analog "StormRider" Kid
Jack Gene- I understand we have Stephen Squires backstage with one of our new stars, "Stormrider" Analog Kid.[Cut to backstage and a very winded and mobile Stephen Squires, who's chasing a rapidly retreating Stormrider. He finally catches up and barely manages to keep stride.]
Stephen Squires - Mr. Kid! Can I have a moment with you real quick?
[He holds his hand out in front of Analog Kid, who finally pauses.]
Stephen Squires - Mr. Kid... Your match... With Wone... Any comments?
[Analog says nothing, but keeps his head down and somewhat looking forward.]
Stephen Squires - Okay, what about your entrance music? You don't even have one...
[Stormrider finally looks at Squires. He reaches up with his left hand and pulls an I-Krod earbud out of his ear.]
Stormrider - What do you want?
[The growl and glare are enough for Stephen.]
Stephen Squires - Um, nothing right now.
[Stormrider's goateed lips curl into a malicious grin.]
Stormrider - I thought so. Will you kindly step aside?
Stephen Squires - Um, yeah, sure...
[The scene fades.]
Opening Commentary
Jack Gene - Hello and welcome to our fans! We're all set to bring you another edition of Graveyard Shift, live from WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio!
Bill Hughes - And what a lineup we have for Graveyard Shift 107! Some big time matches, and a special taped episode of Nothing Nice to Say where Eric Dillinger interviews Druscilla!
Jack Gene - Speaking of Druscilla, she has a tall order in front of her tonight, just one week away from Groundhog Slay as she faces Outlaw Biker, Zana Knight and Damian Knight in an elimination rules handicap match! But that's just one of our big matches!
Bill Hughes - That's right! Here tonight, we're going to see Amariie finally shut up Father Nathan!
Jack Gene - Perhaps. Perhaps Father Nathan will keep his amazing roll going and pick up a third win in a roll going into Groundhog Slay. We've also got a big time main event for you folks, That Damn Awesome vs what was once the Pinnacle of Power, Kronin, Ryven, Jade and Hecate! That will be a big time match with heavy implications on which stable controls things here in WMW.
Bill Hughes - We also have Mo'Bad facing off against Jordan Keyser to see who will face Gras-Dawg at Groundhog Slay to determine who will face Hecate for the Heartlands Title at Graveyard Shift 108!
Jack Gene - Both Gras-Dawg and Jordan Keyser are among the current class of new talent signings by WMW and based on their in ring performances so far, I think it's safe to say that WMW will offer them longer term contracts once their development contracts end.
Bill Hughes - You know you want to say it, I can see it on your face, go tell folks about the other big event....
Jack Gene - Well, not that I need your permission, but thank you. Folks three days from now. Only three days away, Kronin goes down to Orlando Florida to represent WMW in our first interfed battle in the WWA when he goes into Dream's house to compete against a member of every fed in the WWA except the newcomers of Missouri Valley Wrestling, and we certainly welcome them too. Everyone in WMW wishes Kronin the best of luck and we're sure he'll do an awesome job representing Wrestling Midwest.
Bill Hughes - Well...I hate the man's guts but... I like me some WMW, so Kronin better find a way to kick some ass and make us all proud. If Valora's behind him, I guess I can be too. But I'll tell you, I'm psyched about Missouri Valley joining the WWA.
Jack Gene - Why?
Bill Hughes - An all-Chick wrestling company?! That's like Heaven for a guy like me!
[Jack sighs and shakes his head.]
Jack Gene - I should have known... At any rate folks, let's get going on with the show before this gets any worse.
Bill Hughes - Worse? What you aren't going to mention that 'other' thing from this week.
Jack Gene - I think it has gotten enough attention, Bill. The wrestlers involved will handle it as they have been handling it all week on twitter and on the pages of the Wrestling Midwest Website. We commentate on in ring action so let's get to that.
The Daughters of Darkness arrive and find a surprise waiting.
[The shot shifts to the back of the WMW arena, with the metal garage doors rolling up and allowing a long black stretch limo to pull in the arena parking area. After the vehicle comes to a complete stop, the driver, a rather attractive yet prim and proper looking woman in a fitting chauffeurs uniform steps out of the limo and walks to the back door, opening the door and making sure it stays open before walking around the back of the limo and repeating it on the other side of the limo. The chauffeur then steps back and waits.]Jack Gene - Someone is arriving in style to the WMW Arena tonight, wonder who that could be.
Bill Hughes - It has to be That Damn Awesome! They are the only ones with that much mojo to be able to pull off a limo to the arena.
Jack Gene - Limo's aren't exactly That Damn Awesome! style though.
[Out of the back of the limo steps the members of the Daughters of Darkness; first out of the drivers side door is Druscilla. while on the other side of the Limo Tera steps out of the passenger door and looks around. Once both Druscilla and Tera move out of the way, heading to the trunk to get their bags, Amariie pulls herself out of the drivers side door and smirks at the chauffeur before walking back to get her bags as well. There is no movement from either door for several minutes.]
Jack Gene - It's the Daughters of Darkness styling and profiling tonight but so far we only see three of them.
Bill Hughes - Where are Jade and Hecate?
[Finally several minutes after the other three get out of the limo, Hecate steps out of the limo taking a moment to straighten her outfit before extending a hand and helping Jade step out of the limo, the Shoot champion taking a moment to adjust her outfit as well before they join the others and walk towards the locker room area as the chauffeur disappears into the back of the Limo, pulling both doors closed but not before a squeal emerges from the back of the vehicle.]
Jack Gene - I don't even want to speculate on that...The Daughters of Darkness seem to be in good spirits.
Bill Hughes - And they didn't invite me to ride with them? I thought we were closer than that!
[The view follows the five members of the DoD as they reach their locker rooms, unlocking the door and opening it up only to stop up short. The view shifts to see sitting in the middle of the locker room on one of the padded benched is a carved white owl with a small tag hanging around it's neck. The five women look at each other a moment before Hecate walks forward and picks up the owl and flips the tag over, reading the words on the tag aloud.]
Hecate - "To my object of adoration", that is all it says.
[The Heartlands champion looking over at the others as they move closer and look over the present, the camera man attempting to follow in but Tera turns and gives the cameraman a long hard look before shoving him out of the room and closing the door in his face.]
Wone vs. The Analog Kid
Written by Garvin
[The shot opens up at the top of the ramp. A very generic STO-brand music blasts from the PA and out walks a young wrestler.]
[The shot opens up at the top of the ramp. A very generic STO-brand music blasts from the PA and out walks a young wrestler.]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Hamilton, Ontario Canda, weighing in at 206lbs, he is... The Analog Kid... StormRider!
[He's clad in black work boots, faded blue jeans, black tee shirt under faded blue unbuttoned overshirt, black "quickdraw-style" glove on his right hand, saddlebag over the left shoulder and wide-brimmed black hat and black leather duster, analog emerges from the back. Head down, he walks with purposeful stride to the ring. He climbs the ring stairs and comes in between the middle and top ropes, then walks over to his corner. He climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his head, unleashing the intensity in this pale blue eyes.]
Jack Gene - He is known by some as "The Kid". We haven't seen a whole lot of this guy, but you know, Bill, he's another refugee from the World's Toughest Federation, a former affiliate when we were a part of the AWA.
Bill Hughes - Just eyeballing his size, I think he's going to match up well against Wone.
[He takes off his hat, duster, saddlebag and overshirt, then waits patiently for his opponent, eyes locked on the ramp if he comes in first, or locked on his opponent if he comes in last.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent, hailing from Purgatory, Maine, he stands in at six feet, two inches tall and weighs in at 226 pounds, he is a former Great Lakes Champion, he is, Wone!!!!!!
["Our Truth" by Lacuna Coil begins to play over the speakers. As the lead singer begins to wail Wone steps through the curtain and stands at the top of the entrance. His black, matted hair covers his white painted face as he stares down at this feet. After a few seconds he looks up and focuses on the ring as he walks deliberately towards it. He pays no attention the fans or their reactions.]
Bill Hughes - You've got to wonder how Wone is taking this.
Jack Gene - What do you mean?
Bill Hughes - Well, I mean, look. He's a former Great Lakes Champion. You would have thought he would have been given a bigger opportunity here on his return, but instead - he's taking on 3 newcomers, 3 matches in a row. It's almost as if management gave him the role of gatekeeper.
Jack Gene - Maybe. But, you've also got to remember that he's probably got some ring rust on him. Fighting in some smaller matches at first is probably really beneficial to him.
[Wone reaches the ring apron and leaps up on to it grabbing the top rope with both hands. Finally he gazes out over the crowd before leaping over the top rope and in to the ring. He heads for the far corner and puts his back up against the turnbuckles. He kneels down on one knee to wait for the start of the match.]
Jack Gene - And, it's not like he was a Champion in the last 6 months and took some time off. I mean, we're talking a couple of years, here. Regardless, yes - as Bill alluded to, this is the Analog Kid's first match here in WMW. And it should be a doozy. Our first match of the card, and it is highly expected, we're going to see some high flying action in this opening bout. And... here we go, referee Stephen Tyler is calling for the bell.
(ring, ring, ring)
[Wone and StormRider circle one another. As they lock up, Wone immediately locks on a wristlock, and turns it into a hammerlock.]
Jack Gene - Wone puts him in a hammerlock. I got to say, I'm a bit surprised here. I mean, just looking down the sheet here, The Analog Kid has been known as a mat technician. Maybe Wone is trying to beat him at his own game?
Bill Hughes - I think Wone just needs to concentrate on winning. Not trying to be something that he's not.
[StormRider grabs a hold of his arm, and ducks under Wone's grasp, reversing it into a hammerlock of his own.]
Bill Hughes - And see, this is exactly why. I just don't get what Wone is trying to accomplish here. Is he trying to be the next All-Rounder?
Jack Gene - Wone is keeping StormRider close. He looks like he's going to try and reverse it.
[After a few seconds, Wone manages to elbow the Kid in the side of the head, causing to let go and stumble backwards. Wone charges with a clothesline, but Rider ducks it. Wone bounces off the ropes, and as soon as he turns, he dives towards Rider with a cross body. Rider rolls through it and bounces back to his feet. Wone follows. Rider quickly goes for a side leg lariat, but Wone ducks it. Wone dives in and goes for a cutter, but Rider pushes him off. As Wone turns around, Rider quickly goes for a hurricanrana, but Wone catches him and Powerbombs him. He floats over, holding the legs, and trying for a pin.]
Jack Gene - Oh my! Wone's got the cover. Here's the pin! ...1! ...No! The Kid kicks out!
[Both Wone and StormRider quickly get to their feet. Wone quickly locks him up into a headlock.]
Jack Gene - And Wone locks on a headlock. You know, I think you're wrong about Wone. I mean, these two men are very fast. He's obviously trying to slow The Kid up, so that he can be the first to go for the High Risk moves.
[After a few seconds, StormRider gets some momentum and pushes Wone towards the ropes. As he meets the ropes, he tries to roll up Wone. Wone holds onto the ropes causing Rider to tumble backwards. Rider rolls back to his feet. He charges Wone, but before he can even prepare, Wone jumps onto the second rope and springboards off, landing on Rider with a moonsault. He holds on for the pin.]
Jack Gene - And Wone with the Moonsault! Here's the count! ...1! ...2! And Wone kicks out!
Bill Hughes - Well, if Wone was trying to keep this Kid down... he's got to try a bit harder. Beautiful moonsault, though.
[As StormRider stands up, he falls up against the ropes. Wone quickly grabs him and whips him across the ring. As StormRider bounces off the ropes, Wone charges towards the center of the ring. As they meet, Wone takes him to the ground with a forearm shot. StormRider stumbles backwards. Wone lands a couple of staggering rights, sending Analog reeling. He again, falls against the ropes.]
Jack Gene - Wone's got him up against the ropes.
Bill Hughes - You can see that Moonsault took a bit out of him. That's the problem with High Risk moves. Even when you hit them, you still feel it.
[Wone grabs him and once again goes to whip him across the ring, but StormRider reverses it. He sends Wone charging across the ring. Wone bounces off of the ropes. As he runs across the ring, Rider goes for a clothlines, but Wone ducks it. He charges through, and bounces off the ropes again. As he bounces off, he jumps for a flying forearm, and slams it into Rider. Wone immediately jumps up and screams towards the crowd, which gets them on their feet.]
Jack Gene - And Wone! Wow! Wone with a flying forearm, and the adrenaline is just pumping through him.
[Rider pulls himself up and Wone immediately meets him in the center of the ring. He lands a European uppercut that propells Analog through the air. He lands on a turnbuckle.]
Jack Gene - And Wone... man. He just knocked him from Cleveland, straight to London Ontario with that European Uppercut. Almost sent him back to his home in Hamilton!
Bill Hughes - Yeah, it definitely through him for a loop, there.
[Wone starts to pull Kid out of the corner and hits a knee lift to the midsection. And then another one. The Kid doesn't offer any resistance as Wone scoops him up and slams him down to the mat. Wone quickly climbs to the top rope, and jumps off, hitting a moonsault. He holds on for the pin. ...1 ...2]
Jack Gene - No! Oh my! Only a two count! And Wone looks completely in control here.
Bill Hughes - Another shot like that, and it could be over very quickly for the new guy.
[Wone picks Stormrider up by his hair, setting him upright. Kid shuffles a bit, obviously dazed. Wone runs for the nearest rope.]
Jack Gene - This match could be over right now, folks!
[As Wone reaches the top, he bounces off the ropes and jumps towards Rider, and just as he reaches him, Rider connects with a superkick.]
[Wone picks Stormrider up by his hair, setting him upright. Kid shuffles a bit, obviously dazed. Wone runs for the nearest rope.]
Jack Gene - This match could be over right now, folks!
[As Wone reaches the top, he bounces off the ropes and jumps towards Rider, and just as he reaches him, Rider connects with a superkick.]
Bill Hughes - Oof!
[Wone is laid out on the mat, Kid's right foot hangs in the air within the vicinity of where Wone's chin was. Analog fights for balance.]
Jack Gene - The Sure Shot!
Bill Hughes - Oh, he's got it. There's no way Wone can get up from that! He's out cold! Finish him! Finish him now!
Jack Gene - The Sure Shot!
Bill Hughes - Oh, he's got it. There's no way Wone can get up from that! He's out cold! Finish him! Finish him now!
[Rider falls to his knee and holds his head in pain.]
Jack Gene - Finish who? They both look out of it.
Bill Hughes - Either one, I really could care less at this point.
Jack Gene - Finish who? They both look out of it.
Bill Hughes - Either one, I really could care less at this point.
[Rider gets back to his feet. He walks towards Wone, as Wone rolls to his side. He pulls up Wone and locks on a rear naked choke.]
[Rider continues to tighten his grip, and Wone falls to one knee.]
[Just then, Wone shoots up and pulls Kid to his side. Kid turns it to a headlock, but Wone slams a knee into his head, causing Rider to fall back into the ropes. Wone charges, but gets met with a forearm shot to the side of the head. Kid dives towards him and catches him in a roll up. He holds him for a pin.]
Jack Gene - He's got a hold of his tights!
Bill Hughes - Here's the pin ...1! ...2! ...Oh!
Jack Gene - Wone kicked out!
[Wone immediately jumps up. He charges StormRider, but is quickly met with a Spinning Heel Kick. He ducks it, and catches him with a kick to his side. He then grabs a hold of him and lifts him up onto his shoulders.]
Jack Gene - Wone's got him up! He's going for it...
Bill Hughes - Fall From Grace! Wone hit the Fall from Grace!
Jack Gene - A reverse DVD! He's got the pin ...1! ...2! ...3! It's over!
[Wone quickly stands up and walks over to the ropes. He raises his hand as the crowd gives him a round of applause.]
Wayne Inkster - Here's your winner... Wone!
["Our Truth" by Lacuna Coil blasts from the PA as Wone celebrates in the corner.]
Jack Gene - And a huge victory for Wone, here as we begin Graveyard Shift 107.
Bill Hughes - Well, it as definitely a well-needed win.
After Match Happenings
[Just then, as Wone jumps off the turnbuckle, Analog pops up and slams Wone with a sucker punch.]
Jack Gene - Oh! Hey! He just sucker punched Wone! Oh!
[He follows it up with a kick to Wone's unprotected gut. He catches Wone's head as Wone doubles up from the unexpected kick, tucks it under his right arm and flings himself backwards slamming Wone down into the mat.]
Jack Gene - My god!
Bill Hughes - It doesn't look like The Analog Kid was finished here tonight.
Jack Gene - Apparently not. He just dropped him with a DDT! That's just not right!
[Analog rolls over onto one knee and catches his breath. Wone stares down at the mat, unresponsive. Kid slithers towards Wone, and begins to shout at him, as Wone lays motionless.]
Jack Gene - This is just sick. Leave him alone! The match is over!
[Kid rolls on top of Wone and slips his right arm under Wone's right arm, then his left, then places his chin on Wone's left shoulder and locks his hands behind his neck.]
Jack Gene - No! He's got him in a choke!
Jack Gene - No! He's got him in a choke!
Bill Hughes - He calls it The Jagged Edge! And He's got it locked on.
[Kid arches his back, adding more pain by putting added pressure on Wone's back.]
Bill Hughes - Just a viscious choke here. He's wrenching the neck with that Sleeper, and just totally killing his back.
[Kid arches his back, adding more pain by putting added pressure on Wone's back.]
Bill Hughes - Just a viscious choke here. He's wrenching the neck with that Sleeper, and just totally killing his back.
Jack Gene - It's sick.
Bill Hughes - I like it! This is what we need to see from the newcomers.
Jack Gene - Sucker punches and attacking someone after the bell?
Bill Hughes - Hey, Wone is a former Great Lakes Champion. The Analog Kid is showing that he isn't backing down.
[Wone's beats his legs into the mat from the pain. At that point, security rushes into the ring and pulls Analog Kid off of Wone.]
Jack Gene - Thank you. Thank you security for doing the right thing. This makes me sick. What a sad state of affairs that was. Analog Kid attacking Wone after the bell, and Wone... my god what a fight he put up. A good win by him, and this is what he gets in return.
[Security pulls StormRider from the ring and walk him up the ramp. The Referee checks on Wone as the scene fades.]
Nothing Nice to Say
[The camera's cut to the ring where we see the Nothing Nice to Say studio set up inside the ring. Michael Albertson is sitting on the couch with his usual WMW Polo, brown slacks, black loafers ensemble as Eric stands in front of his desk wearing a Ramones t-shirt, blue jeans, and a pair of blue Converse.]Eric Dillinger - Well, Mike, another show, another pay check.
Michael Albertson - You got that right.
Eric Dillinger - Wrestling Midwest is certainly catching the attention of the wrestling world having just joined the WWA.
Michael Albertson - And unlike other wrestling conglomerates the WWA has been around for some time so I guess we can expect to see more come from this relationship.
Eric Dillinger - Hopefully. Professionally I think there's a great deal of talent in the WWA, but personally I think the entirety of the WWA is about to get wake up call when they see what real competition is when it comes to professional wrestling.
Michael Albertson - And this is where we segway into our guest for the night, right?
Eric Dillinger - Just like the script said. She's a terror in the ring and the embodies pefectly the diversity that WMW's roster brings to the table. A lot of you hate her, but you have to respect what she can do. She is the current Ace-Superior Champion, folks, welcome to Nothing Nice to Say... Druscilla!
[ Dillinger takes a seat as 'Can Die No More' by Lake of Tears plays over the PA. Druscilla walks out, making her way into the ring and sitting on the chair next to Eric's desk.]
Eric Dillinger - Welcome back, how's the new year treating you?
Druscilla - Pretty damn well so far. Blizzard comes and goes and I leave the event as the Ace Superior Champion. Combined with how the last year ended, it's put together quite the nice streak for me.
Eric Dillinger - Congrats on Frostbite Brawl by the way. What were your thoughts on the match?
Druscilla - I enjoyed it. Was a fun match and I managed to, as I said, come away as the Ace Superior Champion. I beat out 5 other top tier level fighters here in WMW and proved once again that I'm not a lass you wanna overlook.
Eric Dillinger - With that said, how does it feel to be Ace Superior Champ again and does it sting in the slightest bit to not be the Great Lakes Champion?
Druscilla - I'm proud to be the Ace Superior Champion for a second time. My first reign was just a few days shy of being 4 months. I aim to hold the belt much longer this time and to restore some honor and dignity to the title and the division. As for stinging to have missed the Great Lakes Title... yeah, it does bother me to not be GLC a little bit, but out of 7 people, I was on the low end of most people's radar to win any title at all. Given the set up of the match, all you can do is grab a briefcase and hope you grabbed the one containing the Great Lakes Title in it but this time around I didn't grab that title so I will have to bide my time and wait for a chance to move up to the Great Lakes Division like everyone else. Right now, the next chance to do that is next month's pay per view in the All-In Challenge.
Michael Albertson - Who do you see as viable contenders for the title?
Druscilla - Hmm... tough question, given how gutted the division is in now. Out of the current division barring any new editions, I would have to say Ryven and Adam Pyre. Father Nathan has a chance to come out of nowhere and make a run but odds of that grow slimmer every moment.
Eric Dillinger - A few weeks ago you went head to head with Kronin. Any last words for the former Great Lakes Champ on how the match up went down?
[Druscilla smirks and nods.]
Druscilla - What's there to say? I took everything he had and still got up. People have refused to take me seriously. Perhaps now, I have people's attention.
Michael Albertson - I'd say you've had people's attention from the start. Not many women have gone on to have as much success as you in this industry.
Druscilla - Well, they are now. In the start of my career I was seen mostly as Amariie's lackey. My first forays into singles competition didn't go too well, it took some time for me to get my feet under me and get going. Now I'm moving along pretty well and intend to keep it going.
Eric Dillinger - Over the past while you've gotten a lot of shit from the American fans in regard to what you've had to say about the States, the people in it, and the American wrestlers. I, for one, would like to clear the air just so we can get things straight so people can hate you for the right reasons. So, if you'd be so kind as to tell us what you truly think about the US, the people in it, and the greats who have come from here.
[Dru smirks and lets out a small laugh]
Druscilla - Honestly and truly, I think the United States is a country that refuses to ignore the fact that it is an empire. I think that as a country, the United States has proven to be the best and most stalwart ally of my country. I believe that the people of this country are basically good, honest and decent, but also seem to have an aversion to learning, rely on religion way too much, and as wrestling fans, they tend to enjoy garbage wrestling more so then any other kind of wrestling. When it comes to the so called greats from this country wrestling wise? Hulk Hogan? A bloody leg drop as a finisher? Only reason he had that is he was too stupid to do anything else. Sting? Sting is.... a legend, and an inspiration to any real wrestling fan. Ric Flair, I believe was a good wrestler, though vastly over rated and got by more on who he knew then his talent in the ring. Jerry, the King Lawler? A whore. And a cheap one at that, one of many who turned professional wrestling away from an art form and made it into a circus sideshow. Now, fans are treated to Jerry Lawler selling what little dignity he has left on a weekly basis. Bret Hart was a Canadian and thus doesn't count for the purposes of our discussion. Stone Cold Steve Austin? Heh, perfect idol for American wrestling fans. A drunk red neck wife beater. I bet you he lived in a trailer park too, to complete the stereotype. The Rock? Would be a great example, if he had been a true wrestler and not just used wrestling as a stepping stone to a acting career in movies. Outside of those off the top of my head, the list is long and varied... give me some names and I'll give you and the fans here my thoughts on them.
Eric Dillinger - The Von Erichs.
Druscilla - Finishing move is a little overrated and the latest member, Lacey frankly has no business being in the business. But even though they came to the United States from Europe, they made their living here and they were experts at technical wrestling. Very good at what they did.
Eric - Ricky Steamboat.
Druscilla - Overrated. He had a serious lack of the basic wrestling skills and tried to make up for that with his mic work and jumping around all over the place. As far as his nickname the 'Dragon.'? I think Jade is much more deserving of that nickname, but Jade is also a bit Steamboat fan so... no accounting for taste really. Doesn't change the fact that if you press the average Steamboat fan on why they like him, very quickly, they can't tell you and that says more then anything
Michael Albertson - Eric Dillinger.
Druscilla - I only followed a bit of WTF shows but from what I saw, Eric Dillinger's main problem is he relied on garbage wrestling. If he stuck to actual in ring wrestling and left the hardcore bullocks out of the ring, he would have a better then average shot of becoming an American legend.
Eric Dillinger - Is that what you think all I ever did was? Garbage wrestling?
Druscilla - Oh, I'm sure you did other types of wrestling. But you are, primarily known as a Hardcore or Garbage wrestler, are you not? It is the curse of Hardcore wrestling. Once you get into that field, your other skills tend to be overlooked.
Eric Dillinger - Well, I'm not here to defend myself but I will say look a little harder around the internet and it won't be impossible to find a little more info on me than something that says garbage wrestler. Hell, check Wrestlepedia.
Michael Albertson - Getting defensive?
Eric Dillinger - Moving on! On our first encounter on Nothing Nice to Say I asked you what your role was in the Pinnacle of Power. Since, you've left the Pinnacle and the Daughters of Darkness have really taken off. Other than the obvious founder, what role do you fill with this faction?
Druscilla - I would think I'm the enforcer. Hecate, our Priestess interprets the will of the Goddess and I enforce that will. But we don't really define roles... the four of us do what's needed when it's needed.
Michael Albertson - And what about the WWA? Where do you see yourself fitting into that scene?
Druscilla - The WWA? I am looking through their organization now. I see me and Amariie pursuing the tag team titles. I might just go after one of the singles titles they offer, we shall see what the future holds.
Eric Dillinger - So we could expect you to want to go after the World Title now that WMW is in the WWA?
Druscilla - Yes, I have heard a few people criticize the WMW having women hold singles titles. It might be time to show them the quality of the WMW women competitors. So let them deal with us, and I have been on the WWRs list of top female wrestlers so why not go after the WWA World Title too?
Eric Dillinger - The thing I've always found interesting about the women in WMW was that there was always a great deal of respect between them. Even when peers found themselves on opposite side of the ring they've still managed to stay friends I guess you could say. How do you do it? How do you keep yourself from getting those feelings of just wanting to break someone's skull open?
Druscilla - Heh, ohh... there are more then a few people whose skull I would like to break open. For instance, I am not a big Valora fan. I think that she is highly, highly overrated. Jade is better, Hecate is better. Amariie has beaten Valora in nearly every singles match they've had and of course, I believe I am better then Valora. Yet to listen to things you would think Valora is the only bloody wrestler we have in WMW. But outside of Valora, yes, most of the women in WMW I have respect for. As for how I maintain that... You were a former wrestler, Eric. You know the ups and downs of this business. Hecate might beat me one night and lose to me another night. I have great respect for the art of wrestling, Eric. If someone is better and beats me with skill and heart well... then kudos to them. Congratulations on a job well done. I face Kronin tonight. Kronin is an expert at technical wrestling, trained in the Dungeon. There is no shame in losing to an opponent whose skill equals or exceeds your own. I will throw everything I have at Kronin but if he beats me, I will leave satisfied that I gave Kronin a fight for his life.
Michael Albertson - Does that sentiment extend to the recently departed Audrie McLaughlin?
[Druscilla smirks a bit and nods her head, letting out a small laugh]
Druscilla - Audrie McLaughlin. You know what the problem with Audrie was? WMW management took a look at her style, her background, the fed she came to us from and decided they had another Valora on their hands, a prospect that made them so giddy, it blinded them to reason and common sense. They pushed her onward and upward before she was ready and what happened after that was the inevitable result. A shame, really since I suppose she would have been a decent prospect if given enough time to develop properly.
Eric Dillinger - Well, it's no secret that her and I have a storied history and a friendship that's blossomed from it and I'll agree with you there. I blame myself for her short comings because, hell, she put faith in me and it got her no where. But who knows? Careers never really end in this crazy business we call professional wrestling. But speaking of the profession itself, Dru, I have to ask between your previous stint in the military, your life time membership to the blue blood association, and your wrestling career... what would you be doing if you couldn't do this?
Druscilla - I have thought about this, and truth be told, there are more a few friends of mine back home who would very much like me to put my career on hold or end it to focus on politics. If I were not or could not wrestle for some reason or another, I would likely do that. Maybe even take the advice of some of my friends and give some thought to running for Prime Minister of Great Britain. Outside of that, I would give back to the business, and train those of sufficient potential in the arts of wrestling. Inside the business, I have had people urge me to open a fed and I might do that. Either one of those three options are viable and I would consider all of them in depth before making a decision.
Eric Dillinger - Well, Dru, we're at the end of things. I want to thank you to come on, but before we go I have to ask the question I end every Nothing NIce to Say.
Michael Albertson - Can I ask it? I never get to ask.
Eric Dillinger - Fine.
Michael Albertson - One person, DOA, that you could punch in the face... Who would it be and why?
Druscilla - Missouri Valley Wrestling's Miss America. A name like that is just asking for me to come and throttle her a bit.
Eric Dillinger - That's it folks. This was Nothing Nice to Say, thanks for coming out!
[Eric gets up and shakes Druscilla's hand, planting kiss on it as he does. The camera's cut away to the next segment.]
The Great Lakes Champion arrives
[The scene opens up to show the backstage parking area. The doors to the arena open and Valora walks in, her gear bag slung over her shoulder and earplugs pumping music into her ears, her Great Lakes Championship slung over her other shoulder. She yawns, a bored expression on her face as she pulls out her I-Phone and raises an eyebrow, checking her twitter.]Valora - Cute. Wonder how the rest of HOW feels about having a 5th grader on their roster.
[Valora shakes her head and tucks her phone away muttering 'Bored Now' as she heads through the back hallways of the WMW Arena until she reaches her locker room and ducks inside. The camera follows her in and we see her take her Great Lakes Championship off her shoulder and stare at it, nodding briefly before setting it on the bench before dropping her gear bag on the floor. She removes her Zune from her pocket and smirks a bit, removing the ear buds and setting the whole set up in her locker, the Camera zooming in on it as 'All Around Me' by Flyleaf is just barely heard and the name of the song is displayed on the playlist of songs she is listening to. As the camera moves out, Valora has moved to the vanity mirror provided in most locker rooms, inspecting each scar on her body, and seemingly deep in thought before she takes out a picture of Hecate and sets it on the desk and sighs, shaking her head.]
Valora - And here you claimed to understand me. Woman, if I hated you, you would be dead. If I didn't want your friendship, you would be dead because of what you know. This.... this is why it's not meant to be. Check your myths, priestess. You know as well as I do what waits for me.
[Valora puts Hecate's picture back into the drawer and shuts it.]
Valora - Happiness is for 'normal' people. We both know that's not what I am. Hell I'm not even a 'person' at all.
[Valora nods to herself and the camera backs out as she moves towards the shower, to get dressed and prepare for her match later on tonight.]
A Confrontation
[The shot opens up with a rather annoyed looking Hecate storming through the hallways backstage of the WMW arena. A couple of the backstage hands quietly move out of her way as the Heartlands champion passes by without even seeing them. Hecate turns and makes her way down the hallways with the wrestlers various locker rooms on it, glaring at the nameplate on each on till she stops before the locker room with Kronin's nameplate on it. The champion takes another look at the letter in her hand and knocks on Kronin's door after taking a deep breath.]
[After a few moments Kronin's voice calls out.]
Kronin - Come in!
[Hecate throws the door open, stomping into the room and holding up the envelope with the love letter she received last week in it as she walks right up to Kronin playing guitar.]
Hecate - This your idea of some twisted joke?
[Hecate waves the letter in Kronin's face as she glares at him. Kronin stops playing mid strum and his eyes widen as his head bobs and moves, trying to read the letter. Finally he grabs her arm and blinks confused.]
Kronin - I can't answer that until you let me read the letter... may I?
[Hecate gives Kronin another icy glare before basically tossing the letter at him.]
Hecate - You should know what it says already, but go and read it.
[Hecate stands there with her arms crossed over her chest, watching Kronin. Kronin nods, picking the letter up, muttering in German before reading it.]
Kronin - Thanks for the assumptions, really. Innocent til proven Guilty, man. Innocent til proven guilty.
Hecate - I can understand that you know, German.
[Kronin ignores Hecate's comment and reads the letter, his eyes widening in surprise as he laughs a bit and looks up at Hecate.]
Kronin - WOW! You think... wait... you think I wrote this?!
[Hecate just glares harder at Kronin]
Hecate - Who else would write something like that, you know me better than anyone else outside the Daughters. Jade made some valid points, you and Lily have been together for how long and you haven't made a move yet? Either you're not into women or you've got someone else you're pining for.
[Kronin sets his guitar aside and stands up, walking around the room before taking a deep breath and rolling his eyes a bit.]
Kronin - Hecate. You and I trained together. How many hours have we spent with our hands, literally all over each other? Now... if you're right and I had a crush on you, wouldn't that have been terribly awkward for me? You are a very beautiful woman Hecate. And while I might consider asking you out on a date in all honesty...
[Kronin sighs and shakes his head.]
Kronin - I see you as a sister, of sorts. and I don't write creepy love letters. If I had a mind to ask you out, I'd ask you out. I'd walk up to you and ask you.
[Hecate flushes a bit as she listens to Kronin, taking a deep breath and shaking her head.]
Hecate - Damn her and her logic at times.
[Hecate just shakes her head and sighs.]
Hecate - All right then, if it wasn't you. Big Bro, help me find out who did then?
Kronin - Yeah, I'll keep an eye open and see what happens, but you know who you might want to talk to as well? Your friend Valora. Her degrees from college specialize her in this sort of thing. I was just a SWAT officer/sgt. I specalized in beating people's heads in. But I've seen letters like this before. Whoever's interested in you is likely a couple cans short of a six pack, if you get my drift. Might be dangerous if he or she doesn't get what they want.
[Hecate smirks slightly, taking the letter back.]
Hecate - Use a psychopath to catch a psychopath sorta thing?
[Kronin laughs a bit.]
Kronin - Something like that, and besides, as I said her degrees qualified her as a profiler, between that and being fucking insane herself, she should be able to tell you how this person thinks, which will make it easier to find out who it is.
[Hecate nods her head, letting out another little sigh.]
Hecate - She'll have a fucking laugh over this, and she's not exactly being the talkative with me right now with everything else going on. Maybe once things calm down some I can talk to her, all depends on who I get to talk to as well.
Kronin - So that's not an act then? She's actually got more then one person in that brainpan of hers?
[Hecate smirks a bit.]
Hecate - At least three that I've talked to, most likely more.
Kronin sighs and shakes his head.]
Kronin - Damn. No wonder she's fucking insane.
[Hecate shakes her head slowly]
Hecate - No they are a by product of what drove her insane. Not my place to get into with you Kronin, but it wasn't pretty.
[Kronin nods.]
Kronin - I know a bit of it... Sam Hershey...showed me the video someone sent her. That she survived at all is incredible. But she's made the best out of it... she's the only person in WMW I'm actually a bit afraid to square off against. She might be half my size, but she's really the person I consider the biggest threat to me, at least of course until you make it up to the GLC division.
[Hecate chuckles softly, letting out a deep low sigh.]
Hecate - Thought you would be pushing me to move up by now.
Kronin - I know you want to beat Jade's record and I'm looking forward to seeing Jade vs Hecate for the title of best Heartlands Champion. Besides, I know you won't do things until you're ready. I know you'll hit the GLC division when you're damn good and ready to do so.
[Hecate gets a wicked grin on her face]
Hecate - I think a lot of people would like to see that, but Jade's record isn't the reason I've stayed in the Heartlands division..the real reason I've not moved up is....
[The scene fades out as Hecate leans in and whispers something into Kronin's ear.]
[After a few moments Kronin's voice calls out.]
Kronin - Come in!
[Hecate throws the door open, stomping into the room and holding up the envelope with the love letter she received last week in it as she walks right up to Kronin playing guitar.]
Hecate - This your idea of some twisted joke?
[Hecate waves the letter in Kronin's face as she glares at him. Kronin stops playing mid strum and his eyes widen as his head bobs and moves, trying to read the letter. Finally he grabs her arm and blinks confused.]
Kronin - I can't answer that until you let me read the letter... may I?
[Hecate gives Kronin another icy glare before basically tossing the letter at him.]
Hecate - You should know what it says already, but go and read it.
[Hecate stands there with her arms crossed over her chest, watching Kronin. Kronin nods, picking the letter up, muttering in German before reading it.]
Kronin - Thanks for the assumptions, really. Innocent til proven Guilty, man. Innocent til proven guilty.
Hecate - I can understand that you know, German.
[Kronin ignores Hecate's comment and reads the letter, his eyes widening in surprise as he laughs a bit and looks up at Hecate.]
Kronin - WOW! You think... wait... you think I wrote this?!
[Hecate just glares harder at Kronin]
Hecate - Who else would write something like that, you know me better than anyone else outside the Daughters. Jade made some valid points, you and Lily have been together for how long and you haven't made a move yet? Either you're not into women or you've got someone else you're pining for.
[Kronin sets his guitar aside and stands up, walking around the room before taking a deep breath and rolling his eyes a bit.]
Kronin - Hecate. You and I trained together. How many hours have we spent with our hands, literally all over each other? Now... if you're right and I had a crush on you, wouldn't that have been terribly awkward for me? You are a very beautiful woman Hecate. And while I might consider asking you out on a date in all honesty...
[Kronin sighs and shakes his head.]
Kronin - I see you as a sister, of sorts. and I don't write creepy love letters. If I had a mind to ask you out, I'd ask you out. I'd walk up to you and ask you.
[Hecate flushes a bit as she listens to Kronin, taking a deep breath and shaking her head.]
Hecate - Damn her and her logic at times.
[Hecate just shakes her head and sighs.]
Hecate - All right then, if it wasn't you. Big Bro, help me find out who did then?
Kronin - Yeah, I'll keep an eye open and see what happens, but you know who you might want to talk to as well? Your friend Valora. Her degrees from college specialize her in this sort of thing. I was just a SWAT officer/sgt. I specalized in beating people's heads in. But I've seen letters like this before. Whoever's interested in you is likely a couple cans short of a six pack, if you get my drift. Might be dangerous if he or she doesn't get what they want.
[Hecate smirks slightly, taking the letter back.]
Hecate - Use a psychopath to catch a psychopath sorta thing?
[Kronin laughs a bit.]
Kronin - Something like that, and besides, as I said her degrees qualified her as a profiler, between that and being fucking insane herself, she should be able to tell you how this person thinks, which will make it easier to find out who it is.
[Hecate nods her head, letting out another little sigh.]
Hecate - She'll have a fucking laugh over this, and she's not exactly being the talkative with me right now with everything else going on. Maybe once things calm down some I can talk to her, all depends on who I get to talk to as well.
Kronin - So that's not an act then? She's actually got more then one person in that brainpan of hers?
[Hecate smirks a bit.]
Hecate - At least three that I've talked to, most likely more.
Kronin sighs and shakes his head.]
Kronin - Damn. No wonder she's fucking insane.
[Hecate shakes her head slowly]
Hecate - No they are a by product of what drove her insane. Not my place to get into with you Kronin, but it wasn't pretty.
[Kronin nods.]
Kronin - I know a bit of it... Sam Hershey...showed me the video someone sent her. That she survived at all is incredible. But she's made the best out of it... she's the only person in WMW I'm actually a bit afraid to square off against. She might be half my size, but she's really the person I consider the biggest threat to me, at least of course until you make it up to the GLC division.
[Hecate chuckles softly, letting out a deep low sigh.]
Hecate - Thought you would be pushing me to move up by now.
Kronin - I know you want to beat Jade's record and I'm looking forward to seeing Jade vs Hecate for the title of best Heartlands Champion. Besides, I know you won't do things until you're ready. I know you'll hit the GLC division when you're damn good and ready to do so.
[Hecate gets a wicked grin on her face]
Hecate - I think a lot of people would like to see that, but Jade's record isn't the reason I've stayed in the Heartlands division..the real reason I've not moved up is....
[The scene fades out as Hecate leans in and whispers something into Kronin's ear.]
Mo' Bad vs. Jordan Keyser
Written by AWS Man
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring with a mic.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first … he stands at 6’5” and weighs in at 230 pounds … hailing from Nueces County, Texas … he is JOORRRRDAAAN KEEEEYYYYYSEEEERRRR!
[‘Critical Acclaim’ by Avenged Sevenfold plays as Keyser makes his way out, wearing knee length black work-out shorts with a gold X at the bottom of each leg. He also sports a long sleeve hooded t-shirt with EXECUTIONER written in gold across the front. On the back it says PERFECT EXECUTION in bleeding gold script. Keyser ignores the fans for the most part as he walks down the ramp.]
Jack Gene – And here comes Jordan Keyser, fresh off his win last week over the recently returned Wone.
Bill Hughes – Big deal, everyone beats Wone these days. I want to see what this guy can do against a real competitor like Muh-Muh-Muh-Mo’ Bad.
Jack Gene – Uh, developing a stutter there, Bill?
Bill Hughes – No, that’s just how all the cool kids are saying his name these days. Trust me, I’m up on these things.
Jack Gene – If you heard it from that stoner ring crew member, I keep telling you, he’s just messing with you. Young people don’t say “It puts the hippidy in the dippidy” either.
Bill Hughes – Like you know any young people.
[Jordan waits on in the ring with a bored expression as Inkster announces his opponent.]
Wayne Inkster – And his opponent … standing 6’0” and weighing 235 pounds … hailing from A Street Called Badlands … he is MOOOOOOO’ BAAAAAAAD!
[‘Safe 2 Say' by Fat Joe kicks in as Mo' Bad makes his way from behind the curtain, sporting a doo-rag and loose fitting, camo-decorated tights (think Sabu) with long dark colored boots. His MMA style gloves fit around a bottled water as he nonchalantly stops a few steps away from the entrance and looks over at one of the fans and shakes some of his water leaving many in the front row soaked and angry. Mo' finally slowly walks up the ring steps and enters the ring to a resounding chorus of boos. He walks around the ring and then comfortably lifts himself in the corner and rests on the ropes with his hands behind his head.]
Bill Hughes – Mo’ Bad doesn’t seem too discouraged after his tough loss last week to Gras-Dawg. I like that, focus on the future, not the past.
Jack Gene – Speaking of the future, the winner of this match will go on to a match with Gras-Dawg at Groundhog’s Slay to determine the next contender for the Heartlands title. So if Keyser wins, we’ll see two undefeated newcomers go at it, and if Mo’ Bad picks up the victory, we’ll get a rematch of their great encounter from last week.
Bill Hughes – Sounds like a win-win situation.
Jack Gene – Except for the fans, maybe, who don’t care for any of these guys too much.
Bill Hughes – Who cares about the fans? They’re so whiny and annoying. I hate them so much sometimes!
Jack Gene – I keep saying it, but I really think you could benefit from anger management, Bill. I hope you’ll listen to me someday.
Bill Hughes – Not very likely.
[Both men approach the center of the ring as the bell rings, Keyser continuing to look bored and unimpressed, while Mo’ Bad looks casually confident. He extends a hand for a shake, but Keyser just looks at the hand and sneers, either out of mistrust or disrespect. He then swiftly smacks Mo’ Bad across the face and backs up a few paces, snickering.]
Jack Gene – And Keyser strikes the first blow with an arrogant slap to Mo’ Bad’s face. Total show of disrespect by the former WTF star here.
Bill Hughes – These guys are both such great assholes, I’m not sure who I like more. But I think that slap puts Keyser over the edge in favor for me. I like his gumption. Also, I really just like saying ‘gumption.’
[Mo’ Bad slowly rubs his jaw, nodding and smiling a little to himself. Suddenly he explodes forward and uses a double leg takedown to bring Keyser down to the mat. He tries to climb on top and hammer the man known as the Executioner with blows to the face, but Keyser does a good job of covering up, and is soon able to poke Mo’ Bad in the eyes to give himself a chance to escape. Keyser scrambles back up to his feet, and both men cautiously circle each other.]
Jack Gene – No real damage has been done to Mo’ Bad yet, other than maybe to his ego.
Bill Hughes – Hey, that’s important. If Jordan can shake Mo’s confidence here, he’ll practically have the match won.
[Keyser continues to patiently wait for Mo’ Bad to make a move, which seems to piss the latter off. Mo’ Bad darts in and hits Keyser with a boot to the stomach, then goes for a gut wrench suplex, but Keyser plants his feet and elbows Mo’ Bad in the side until he lets go. Keyser then throws Mo’ Bad’s arm over his shoulders and powers the self-proclaimed Baddest Man on the Planet up into a vertical suplex. As he holds his opponent in the air, Keyser takes a few steps backwards so that his back is to the ring ropes. As he falls backwards, the back of Mo’ Bad’s neck is dropped onto the ropes, snapping him back off as he tumbles outside the ring.]
Jack Gene – Wow! I believe Keyser calls that move the Garrotte Vil, and man, did it look effective.
Bill Hughes – I like Mo’ Bad and all, but I think he’s done after that. He’s probably not even going to beat the count to make it back in the ring.
Jack Gene – Always the pessimist, Bill. You realize that if all your predictions came true, none of our matches would go over five minutes, right?
Bill Hughes – That’d be OK with me. To tell the truth, I’m not always that big a fan of this whole “wrestling” thing we have on here. Kinda boring sometimes, really.
Jack Gene – You’re … joking, right? You work for *Wrestling* Midwest, and you don’t really care for wrestling?
Bill Hughes – Hey, I didn’t know what WMW stood for when I applied here. I thought maybe they made weeble-wobbles.
[Keyser takes his time rolling out of the ring and walking over to pick Mo’ Bad up from where he still lies motionless where he landed. Still without displaying any more emotion than he would to do the dishes, Keyser leads Mo’ Bad over to the nearby announce table and slams Mo’ Bad’s head off of it, hard.]
Bill Hughes – Now, this part I like. The whole “excessive violence” stuff. But since I’m being honest, most of the time when they’re mat wrestling I’m just faking my enthusiasm. I’ll probably do it again later tonight.
Jack Gene – Did somebody slip truth serum in your coffee tonight or something? You probably shouldn’t be revealing all this on the air.
Bill Hughes – Meh, I’ll just say I was “in character.” Whatever that means.
[Keyser tosses Mo’ Bad back into the ring and follows in himself. Mo’ Bad slowly pulls himself up in the turnbuckle as Keyser takes a moment to look around at the booing crowd, then flicks them off.]
Bill Hughes – Ha, that’s my kind of wrestler right now. He hates these people as much as I do.
Jack Gene – Not really something to be proud of in my book, but maybe that’s just me.
[Keyser calmly approaches Mo’ Bad in the corner, but Mo’ suddenly charges out with a clothesline attempt. Keyser ducks it, then nails Mo’ Bad with a right hand as they both turn around. He continues hammering Mo’ Bad with punches, backing him into the opposite corner, then lifts Mo’ Bad up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Keyser again takes a moment to arrogantly look around at the booing fans, then climbs up to attempt some kind of superplex. But Mo’ Bad begins fighting back, and has Keyser reeling after a few shots. Mo’ Bad then gives Keyser an abrupt shove, sending him tumbling over the top rope to bounce off the apron and land hard on the ring mats.]
Jack Gene – My God! Another hard spill to the outside, this time with Jordan Keyser taking the punishment! Mo’ Bad really needed to make something happen to keep from losing a very one-sided match, and that he did.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, yeah. Just once, I’d like to see a match with no comebacks. Short, sweet, and without any false expectations.
Jack Gene – That sounds pretty boring to me, but then again, I actually like wrestling.
[After a quick breather on the top rope, Mo’ Bad hops down and picks Keyser up, only to whip him into the ring steps, shoulder-first. Keyser sinks back down to the mats, clutching his shoulder.]
Jack Gene – For all his arrogance and skill, Keyser’s not going to be able to get a lot done if that shoulder’s hurt very bad.
Bill Hughes – Thanks for the physics lesson, Mr. Wizard.
Jack Gene – That wasn’t really physics, more like common sense, but OK…
[Mo’ Bad now picks Keyser up and rolls him back into the ring. Mo’ Bad climbs up to the apron, and from there to the top rope. He waits on Keyser to slowly stand in the ring, then hits him with a picture-perfect missile dropkick. Mo’ Bad drags himself over for the cover, which referee Stephen Tyler drops down to count. 1 … 2 … But Keyser kicks out.]
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad nailed a beautiful top rope dropkick there, but it wasn’t enough to keep Keyser down.
Bill Hughes – I just wish one would finish the other at this point. I thought this would be a shorter match, and I’ve got a Hot Pocket waiting in the microwave backstage with my name on it. If the guys backstage are listening to this, any of you touch that Hot Pocket and you’re a dead man!
[Mo’ Bad stomps Keyser a few times in frustration, then heads back to the turnbuckle and scales it facing out towards the crowd. He glances back to check the distance to Keyser, setting up for his Mo’ Badder Blues finisher (moonsault into a leg drop), but as soon as he turns back towards the crowd Keyser pops up and rushes over to the turnbuckle, knocking Mo’ Bad’s legs out from under him and crotching him on the top buckle. Keyser takes a moment to flip off the crowd, then tosses Mo’ Bad off the top with a release German suplex.]
Jack Gene – Top rope German suplex from Keyser! From what I know of his history, he calls that the Curtain Call-
Bill Hughes – Looks like we’ve got a Golddust fan!
Jack Gene – …Uh, right. And usually it’s performed after a match is already over, just to add injury to insult, apparently. But I guess Keyser saw an opportunity to make use of it in a match, and took it.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, he’d be pretty dumb otherwise. Who has a devastating move in their arsenal that they won’t use during a match, when it matters? That would be stupid. Stupid, says I.
[Jordan goes to a corner, gets down on one knee, and motions like he’s setting up for a sniper shot as Mo’ Bad slowly struggles to his feet.]
Bill Hughes – What’s he doing now? Does he have an invisible gun? Are foreign objects illegal if the referee literally can’t see them?
Jack Gene – Pretty sure he’s just pantomiming, Bill. This is generally how he sets up for his finishing maneuver, Perfect Execution.
Bill Hughes – Oh. Yeah, I knew that. Just testing you.
[Mo’ Bad gets to his feet rather wobbly. As he turns around, Keyser winks at the crowd, then darts forward and locks Mo’ Bad in a uranage position. He then lifts Mo’ Bad up and brings him down with the Perfect Execution (Rock Bottom). Keyser quickly hooks the leg for the cover. 1 … 2 … 3! ‘Critical Acclaim’ plays as Keyser triumphantly stands and has his arm raised by Tyler as he derogatorily sneers down at Mo’ Bad’s body.]
Bill Hughes – Told you he’d win. In the battle of the egos, Keyser’s was just bigger, and therefore better.
Jack Gene – If you say so. Keyser definitely has the talent to go far in WMW, but I don’t think it’s because of his ego. He’s going to need a lot of talent to back his mouth up, that’s for sure. And now he has to go through the also undefeated Gras-Dawg to get a shot at his first singles gold in WMW.
[The scene fades.]
Adam Pyre makes a discovery
[The scene opens up backstage, in one of the hallways with doors on either side of the hallway. One of the doors is partially open and from around the corner comes Adam Pyre, walking along the backstage area with his hands in his pockets.]Adam Pyre - I wish they all could be sweet valora giiiirls....
[Adam Pyre, not paying attention to where he is going, clunks his head against the partial open door.]
Adam Pyre - Welly well well, I was wondering what was up with that dinging in the back of my head. I thought I was going nuts, but obviously someone left this door ajar... Damn that is so annoying...
[Adam slowly pulls the door open and looks in the room, pulling back quickly and looking right and then left before peeking back into the room. Inside the room, laying on the floor is Hecate with the broken remains of a chair or something else wooden all around her and a small puddle of blood pooling around her head.]
Adam Pyre - Aw man it's Hecate. I was hoping Mila Kunis was in here... nothing like a Pyre sandwich with kunisvalora bread baby. Looks like it's just Hecate sleeping in some blood though. Darn.
[Adam steps out of the room and looks around, looking like he's about to walk away.]
Adam Pyre - Wait a tick, there's something afoot here. Hecate hates to sleep in blood. I think I read that in her blarg somewhere...
[Adam backs completely away, walking quietly and swiftly down the hallway before yelling out.]
Adam Pyre - I better get the heck outta here before someone thinks I put her up to it again. HEY ABOTTTTT!!!! HECK-U-TEE IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!
Druscilla vs. Damien Knight, Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker
Written by Jade
Jack Gene - And now, folks, we come to a unique match to say the least. We're told Druscilla challenged for this match. 3 on 1 handicap. Druscilla must defeat every member of the Knight's group. I honestly don't know what the hell she was thinking.
Bill Hughes - She was thinking that she needs to defend the honor of her friend, Hecate. I can understand that, but all 3?! At once?! With no backup on her side?! I think it's a good thing Druscilla is a vampire. Otherwise she'd be screwed.
Jack Gene - I'll take this opportunity to remind the folks in the Arena and watching tonight that it has never been proven that Druscilla is one of the undead, and given that she has appeared several times in sunlight, it would seem that she is, in fact, human.
Bill Hughes - How do you know? Maybe sunlight just weakens them. Maybe she's so old she can stand sunlight, AWS Man says Druscilla is a vampire and so she is. This could be a True Blood thing. Maybe Vampires are preparing to announce they exist and Druscilla is just the first.
[Jack just sighs and shakes his head as the camera switches to Wayne Inkster in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is a 3 on 1 elimination Handicap Match with stipulations as follows. Druscilla must eliminate, by pinfall, submission, or countout, all 3 members of Team Knight. If Druscilla is pinned, made to submit or counted out at anytime, she loses the match. And now to announce the competitors.
Introducing first, hailing from London, England. She stands an imposing 6 feet tall and weighs in at 220lbs. She is the WMW Ace Superior Champion and a member of the Daughters of Darkness. She is DRUSCILLA!!!!
Jack Gene - And now, folks, we come to a unique match to say the least. We're told Druscilla challenged for this match. 3 on 1 handicap. Druscilla must defeat every member of the Knight's group. I honestly don't know what the hell she was thinking.
Bill Hughes - She was thinking that she needs to defend the honor of her friend, Hecate. I can understand that, but all 3?! At once?! With no backup on her side?! I think it's a good thing Druscilla is a vampire. Otherwise she'd be screwed.
Jack Gene - I'll take this opportunity to remind the folks in the Arena and watching tonight that it has never been proven that Druscilla is one of the undead, and given that she has appeared several times in sunlight, it would seem that she is, in fact, human.
Bill Hughes - How do you know? Maybe sunlight just weakens them. Maybe she's so old she can stand sunlight, AWS Man says Druscilla is a vampire and so she is. This could be a True Blood thing. Maybe Vampires are preparing to announce they exist and Druscilla is just the first.
[Jack just sighs and shakes his head as the camera switches to Wayne Inkster in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is a 3 on 1 elimination Handicap Match with stipulations as follows. Druscilla must eliminate, by pinfall, submission, or countout, all 3 members of Team Knight. If Druscilla is pinned, made to submit or counted out at anytime, she loses the match. And now to announce the competitors.
Introducing first, hailing from London, England. She stands an imposing 6 feet tall and weighs in at 220lbs. She is the WMW Ace Superior Champion and a member of the Daughters of Darkness. She is DRUSCILLA!!!!
[The lights in the arena dim and Druscilla's voice speaks over the PA saying. "England Prevails!" 'Can Die No More' by Lake of Tears then plays over the PA and Druscilla walks out slowly, holding her chalice and stands at the entranceway, looking down her nose at the ring, a smug sneer on her face. The crowd gives Druscilla a bit of a mixed reaction but Druscilla ignores it as she makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. When she gets there, she sets her chalice aside and climbs into the ring, giving a sideways glance to her opponent or the entryway as she leans back against one of the turnbuckles and glances towards the entrance, waiting to see the next entrant. When she gets there, she sets her chalice aside and climbs into the ring, giving a sideways glance to her opponent or the entryway as she leans back against one of the turnbuckles and glances over the crowd, an arrogant smirk on her face.]
Jack Gene - Interesting. Druscilla getting some scattered cheers throughout the crowd. We're told she has her own fanbase but they've never been vocal enough to be heard. This is the first time we've heard her get any audible cheers.
Bill Hughes - Well, come on Jack. She's set herself up with impossible odds and...this is Cleveland. People always cheer for the loser here. I love Druscilla as much as the next person, but I don't see how she will overcome 3 on 1.
Wayne Inkster - And Introducing her opponents. Hailing from Parts unknown, the team of Damian Knight, Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker!
["You Found Me" by the Fray plays over the speakers and Damian Knight, Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker make their way out to a chorus of boos and make their way down to the ring climbing up onto the apron.]
Jack Gene - I don't think this match is about winning or losing, Bill. I think this is Druscilla standing up for her friend Hecate, and I think the crowd her respects that, even if they don't like her personally. I think Druscilla might just surprise us here tonight. You know, they say that the residents of the British Isles value loyalty, beyond all else, beyond reason even. There's also the fact that she said she planned to use this match to warm up for the All-In Challenge.
Bill Hughes - Well, where I grew up, 3 on 1 usually much assured a beatdown for the poor bastard who was the one. But let's see how this turns out...
[In the ring, Druscilla steps forward and points at Damian Knight and then makes the motion of dragging her thumb across her throat. The crowd cheers at this and some 'Dru's gonna kill you' chants break out. The Knights look around, visibly intimidated of Druscilla and Zana Knight shoves Outlaw Biker into the ring, yelling at him to start the match off. Outlaw Biker protests and Zana pushes him again, pointing into the ring, threatening to slap him again, bringing more boos from the crowd. As Luna Pier calls for the bell to start the match, Outlaw Biker sighs and turns to Druscilla who looks him over and shakes her head, her expression actually softening for once. Outlaw Biker throws a few punches that Druscilla blocks, catching the last one and using her leverage to force Biker to his knees. She then points to the crowd and yells to Biker:]
Druscilla - How long you going to take their [Bleep]? Tell them no!
[Biker seems conflicted for a few moments and makes a move like he is going to try and punch Druscilla again. Druscilla sighs and buries into Outlaw Bikers face sending him toppling to the mat and rolls her eyes, moving to pull Outlaw Biker to his feet but Outlaw Biker hits a punch to her gut, then another and finally another before planting a foot into her gut, doubling her over and setting her up, before lifting her up as if to go for a powerbomb, then bracing himself and lifting Dru over his head and planting her on the mat with a Last Ride, the crowd cheers and some 'Outlaw Biker' chants break out, as well as some calls for him to leave the Knights. Outlaw Biker plays to the crowd for a bit before Zana yells at him to make the cover.]
Jack Gene - Last Ride! Outlaw Bike hit the Last Ride on Druscilla in record time! He caught Druscilla completely off guard with that
Bill Hughes - Awww man! Dru can't lose to Biker!!!
[Biker looks to Zana, then to the crowd then finally to Druscilla who sits straight up and glares at Outlaw Biker, then to the Knights. Biker moves to try and make a tag but Zana slaps Biker, unwittingly tagging into the match and bringing a loud chorus of boos from the crowd. Outlaw Biker sighs and grabs Zana Knight by the hair and tosses her over the ropes into the ring, while Druscilla laughs and gets the crowd into it. Zana Knight tries to fight back but Outlaw Biker drags her to her feet, boots her in the gut and then plants her on the mat with another last ride, getting a big cheer from the crowd. He then nods to Druscilla and gestures to Zana as he climbs through the ropes and gives Damian Knight the finger as he storms off to the back as the crowd cheers. Luna Pier watches him go and starts the 10 count. By the time he reaches the entryway she is at 8 and 2 counts later she calls for a bell.]
Wayne Inkster - Outlaw Biker has been eliminated!
[Dru smirks in the ring and stalks Zana Knight, waiting for her to get up. As she groggily does so, Damian Knight screams and yells, trying to warn her of Druscilla, but all for naught as Druscilla grabs Zana Knight from behind, lifts her up into the air and holds her by her arms, walking around the ring for almost a good 10 seconds before slamming her to the mat, face first with such force the ring seems to shake a bit and the crowd lets out an 'ooooh' at the impact, Druscilla rolls Zana over, folds her arms over her chest and looks up and Damian Knight hissing and baring her fangs as Luna Pier makes the count. 1.....2.....3! Luna Pier calls for the bell and Damian runs in, kicking Druscilla in the side of the head as she gets up, sending her to the mat.]
Wayne Inkster - Zana Knight has been eliminated!
Jack Gene - Wow! Well folks! Druscilla has evened the odds real fast here! She got Biker to abandon his employers and walk out, taking a count out victory, then less then a minute later, she knocks Zana Knight out cold, and I mean cold! Zana has not moved since she hit the mat. Damian Knight is in the ring now and it's a one on one match. Going to change your vote Bill?
Bill Hughes - I...don't know what you're talking about, Jack. I've told you all week Druscilla was going to win. Yessir, Dru's my gal.
[Jack rolls his eyes and the camera switches back to the ring where Damian Knight pulls Druscilla up to her feet, but Druscilla counters with a low blow and from her knees, pulls her left hand back and nails Damian Knight with a punch square on the jaw and chin that sends even the bigger Damian Knight staggering back a couple of steps. He recovers, shaking his head and walks forward, right into a left handed European uppercut by the southpaw Druscilla. The two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up and Damian quickly takes the advantage there but Druscilla switches up the hold mid move and turns it into a wrist lock, moving around behind Damian Knight as she turns the move into a reverse hammerlock. She locks the hold in, bringing Damian Knight to his tip toes and nails him in back of the head with a left forearm. He turns around quickly and plants his foot in her stomach, followed by a massive overhand punch that brings Druscilla to her knees, shaking her head trying to recover. Damian Knight grits his teeth and grabs Druscilla, locking one hand on each side of her head and squeezing in, the look on his face as if he is genuinely trying to crush Druscilla's skull.]
Jack Gene - Business Minded from Damian Knight! Druscilla has got to be in pain from that hold
Bill Hughes - Well, she's going to have a migraine tonight, that's for sure.
[Druscilla grits her teeth, trying to fight off the hold. 'Druscilla' chants rise from the crowd and Druscilla instinctively places her hands on the forearms of Damian Knight, trying to pry his hands off her head, gritting her teeth as she uses all of her strength, making some headway, but ultimately failing to remove his hands from her head. Druscilla drops her left hand as Luna Pier moves out of position to see and punches Damian Knight in the groin, quickly moving her hands up to his arms, where she now is able to fight to a vertical base, grabbing his arms and breaking the vice grip on her head, whipping Damian into the ropes running forward as he comes off the ropes and she nails him with a massive clothesline staggering Damian but not dropping him. Druscilla blinks that she didn't knock him down and runs to the ropes, trying the same move again, staggering Damian a bit more but doesn't knock him down. Druscilla runs to the ropes and as she hits the rope and runs towards Damian Knight, she jumps into the air, nailing Damian Knight with a massive flying shoulder block, finally sending the big man down and bringing a cheer from the crowd. Druscilla jumps to her feet and backs up a bit, measuring Damian Knight. As he gets to his feet, Druscilla charges forward, planting the side of her knee into his head, sending him down to the mat.]
Jack Gene - She escaped! She cheated to escape but she escaped.
Bill Hughes - The ref didn't see it, it's not cheating. You do what you have to, Jack.
Jack Gene - Well, Druscilla definitely has the momentum going her way now. Damian Knight is in trouble unless he can get something going here, and fast.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well... I wouldn't bet on that. Damian Knight isn't exactly known for coming through in the clutch.
[Druscilla stalks around Damian Knight, who gets to his feet, red with anger and immediately throws a flurry of punches at Druscilla who blocks them then counters with a right jab to the body, followed by a left hook to the body, followed by the same combo repeated followed by a right cross left cross combination that sends Damian Knight staggering a bit as Druscilla raises her fists and smirks. Damian Knight throws a haymaker of a punch, but Druscilla catches the hold and moves behind Damian Knight, adjusting his position as she moves, locking him in the abdominal stretch, every so often striking him in the exposed ribs as she looks up at the crowd, grinning.]
Jack Gene - Excellent punching combination there by Druscilla. It's easy to forget that she has a background in amateur boxing. And wow! Druscilla is going back to wrestling 101 here folks, the abdominal stretch! An excellent move to use on a big power fighter like Damian Knight. Druscilla showcasing her technical side here folks.
Bill Hughes - Boo! Less boring moves, more Black Hole Slams!
[In the ring, Luna Pier checks for the submission but Damian Knight refuses. Druscilla tightens the hold, waiting until Luna Pier moves out of position to check on the submission before reaching out with her free hand and grabbing the ropes to add leverage to the hold, letting go before Luna sees what she's doing, and pummeling Damian Knight in his exposed ribs with the free hand. Finally, she releases the hold and Damian drops to a knee holding his sides as he does so, Druscilla grins and pulls her left hand back, measuring him and then slams her fist into the kidney of Damian Knight, causing him to cry out in pain and brings a few boos from the crowd Druscilla's way. Luna Pier sees the blow and warns Druscilla who shrugs it off and reminds Luna Pier this isn't a boxing match. Druscilla then pulls Damian Knight up a bit and buries another forearm into his back, again around the kidney area before grabbing him and grinning.]
Jack Gene - Dear god no... she can't be serious in trying for a German suplex. The man outweighs her by 100lbs!
Bill Hughes - I love this woman! She's got moxie!
[Druscilla looks around and braces herself before letting out a loud grunt as she lifts Damian Knight into the air and takes him to the mat with a thundering release German suplex. The crowd cheers as Druscilla gets to her feet and turns to Damian Knight.]
Druscilla - Get up! Get up you bloody wanker, Get up!
Jack Gene - Oh my God! How strong is Druscilla! Folks we've covered this before but Druscilla has to be without a doubt the strongest woman wrestler in WMW and one of the strongest in the WMW. She just picked up a man 100lbs heavier then her and threw him to the mat and she isn't done yet. She is firing on all cylinders now!
Bill Hughes - You wonder if Damian Knight is thinking to himself that making fun of Druscilla maybe wasn't such a good idea?
Jack Gene - Heh, I can almost guarantee that given how this match has gone, Damian Knight is regretting a lot of things. Druscilla is quite simply taking him to the woodshed
Bill Hughes - Yeah and the crowd is finally cheering for her too. Do these idiots finally have some taste?
[Druscilla walks over and grabs Damian Knight, moving to pull him up but Knight punches her in the midsection once, twice and a third time and grabs her, trying to whip her into a corner, but Druscilla reverses the whip and whips him into the corner, charging in after him, slamming into him with her shoulder, then backing up and repeating the move, nailing him with repeated shoulder blocks, before lifting him up and setting him on the top turnbuckle, climbing up after him...]
Jack Gene - Dear God no... I..I don't think the ring can handle this impact!
Bill Hughes - Ohh this is going to be sweet!
[Druscilla hooks Damian Knight in a vertical suplex like hold and grins as she glances behind her and nods to herself, lifting Damian Knight, grunting and trying to hold him steady and control the fall as they both fall backwards and slam into the mat, their combined 547lbs of weight causing a very loud, truly thunderous slam that shakes the ring and forces Luna Pier to grab the ropes to steady herself as the crowd cheers and neither wrestler moves. Luna Pier checks both wrestlers and begins the count 1....2... 3....4....]
Jack Gene - My God people! I don't know how the hell our ring held together for that! Both wrestlers are down and Luna Pier has started the count!
Bill Hughes - That...is not a woman. That is a Goddess off war right there!
[Luna Pier continues to count in the ring as both Damian Knight and Druscilla lay on the mat. Damian Knight in obvious pain, and Druscilla laying on the mat breathing heavily. 5....6....7....8.... Druscilla sits up straight and looks around as she gets to her feet, breaking the count. Damian Knight struggles to his feet, shaking his head. As Druscilla walks over to him, he jumps to his feet and grabs her by the throat, looking for a chokeslam. Druscilla struggles for a moment but then grins and spits out her blood mist into Damian's face, causing him to let go of Druscilla as he tries to wipe the blood out of his eyes. With an enraged look, he turns and charges Druscilla who smirks, catches him, and lifts him up, spinning around and slamming him to the mat with a Black Hole Slam, Druscilla goes right into the cover, grinding her elbow against Damian Knight's chin as she does so. Luna Pier drops down and makes the count 1....2.....3! The bell rings and Druscilla stands up, smirking as she nods her head and moves to climb out of the ring as 'Can Die No More' by Lake of Tears Plays.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match, DRUSCILLA!!!!
Jack Gene - My God! Druscilla just tore through the Knights and frankly, made it look rather easy as she did so!
Bill Hughes - Well, I think this puts the Daughters of Darkness back on the board for most dominant faction. To beat three people one right after the other is a damn impressive feat, even if it is the Knights.
Jack Gene - I agree with you there, partner. Druscilla said she would punish the Knights and humiliate them and she damn sure did that here.
[Damian Knight rolls out of the ring and helps Zana up but Zana pushes him away and slaps Damian Knight, shaking her head and walking off.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Some dissension in the ranks! Not only has Outlaw Biker left, but there seems to be some tension between Zana and Damian!
Bill Hughes - Of course, Jack. Druscilla, one woman just beat all three of them. Furthermore, Zana doesn't have someone to abuse and kick around so guess who just inherited that spot.
[The scene fades.]
Pyre and Jade bump into each other
[Pyre is seen walking down one of the hallways whistling and singing to himself]
Pyre - THEY SAY THAT A HEEEROOO CAN SAVE US, I'M NAUGHT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYTTTTTT!!!!
[Pyre sees Jade walking over to him down the hall and raises an eyebrow, greeting her with a grin.]
Pyre - Hey Jade, what's up? Come to thank me for my awesome heroics in rescuing Heck-U-Tee?
[Jade raises an eyebrow of her own and laughs a bit.]
Jade - Adam Pyre. The day you are a hero of any sort is a dark day for the human race. As you likely have surmised, I am not here to thank you. I am here to query you on the events of Hecate's attack.
[Pyre's grin fades, but his eyebrow stays raised.]
Pyre - What exactly are you tryin to say, dragon lady?
[Jade sighs and rolls her eyes, nodding.]
Jade - I forgot. You don't speak English. Let me try to make it simple for you. Hecate was attacked. You were there. We have a match 4 of us against you and your buddies. You excel at backstage ambushes, which I know from personal experience. I want to know if you did this and if not, if you might have information on who did.
[Pyre puts his hands on his hips, tapping his foot.]
Pyre - I can't believe you would even insinuate that Charlotte Norris. I mean I know I locked you in a box and filled it with nerve gas with the full intention of killing you, but this situation is completely different!
[Jade clenches her fist, the closest she comes to a visible expression of anger.]
Jade - Again. If you did not do this, did you see anyone or anything that might point to who did? And no, this situation is not completely different. You have a goal, Hecate threatens that and we both know you'd prefer to keep Valora here, where you and Umbrage can influence her, guide her, mold her. You act the fool very well, but I've seen you can be a clever fool, when you want to be.
[Pyre strokes his chin and ponders.]
Pyre - Nope, can't say there was anyone there but the voices in my head...
(That's right, gone but not forgotten. it's dusty in here.)
Pyre - Now is not the time voice, I've been busy and that damn feather duster disssapeared. Anyway more to the point, listen Betty Lee, I know you and I have had somthing of a spat in the past, and I know I was a pretty messed up dude at the time, AND I know I drugged Hec-U-Tee like three months ago, but that was to help Valora. I mean check her out man, she's got the GLC, and maybe I got nothin to do with that, but maybe I do. I didn't see her climbing too many ladders in your shadow, toots. What I did to Hec at GS 101 was completely business, and I gots no beefs with her now. If ya haven't noticed, I'm tryin to be a good guy now. I saw the pain in those eyes of Val's when she found out what I'd done, and that pain hit me too, worse than any string of barbed wire or light tube to the back. I'm not gonna stand here and be chastised by ya, frankly we shouldn't even be here right now given the circumstances of tonight. So maybe next time you see me, you'll figure out that a simple thank you will suffice and move on.
[Pyre storms off leaving Jade in the dust. Jade watches him walk off and smiles to herself, nodding.]
Jade - Good. If you seek redemption, you might just bring Valora with you.
[The scene fades.]
Father Nathan vs. Amariie
Written by Ryven
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring with a mic.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first … he stands in at six feet, four inches tall and weighs 250 pounds... he is from Cleveland, Ohio, he is FATHER NATHAN!!!!!
[The lights in Arena dim and a Gregorian chant is heard echoing throughout the arena. The voice of Fr. Nathan is heard singing a brief line in Latin. The entrance music then starts as 'Elembivos' by Eluveitie plays over the speakers as Fr. Nathan walks out, his cross strapped to his back, dressed in the black robes of a catholic priest. He pauses a moment and looks around at the crowd,who is cheering for him, smiling as he nods his head to them and raises his hand in a catholic style blessing before he adjusts his dark colored shades, making his way down to the ring, slowly but steadily.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent, standing in at five feet, six inches tall, and weighing 152 pounds, she is from Romania and a member of the Daughters of Darkness... she is, AMARIIE!!!!
[Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence blasts from the PA as Amariie makes her way down to the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Look at Amariie make her way down the ring, man I could watch that all day!
Jack Gene - Sure, and then end up with a restraining order and I'll end up doing this job by myself! Which, wouldn't even be that much of a change.
Bill Hughes - Wow, Jack, you are really mean. Mean Jack Gene. No, how about.... Mean Gene. I think I'm going to call you that.
Jack Gene - That is the worst nickname for someone ever.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, you're probably right.
[Ding, ding]
Jack Gene - To say there's bad blood between these two would be an understatement, am I correct?
Bill Hughes - Oh you have no idea. Father Nathan has made it very clear that he is the check to the Daughters of Darkness, so I anticipate him wanting to send a very clear message tonight!
Jack Gene - Which may be good news for Amariie, because if she can silence one of the loudest protesters that her and her friends have faced, the Daughters stand a good chance to retain their control of this company for the foreseeable future!
[Father Nathan charges Amariie and locks up with her. Amariie gains the advantage by stomping Nathan's instep and kneeing him in the midsection; sending him to the mat. She follows up with a big elbow drop and a kick to the midsection. Nathan falls to his back, clutching his ribs.]
Jack Gene - Amariie is quickly getting the upper-hand by neutralizing her opponent's obvious size advantage.
Bill Hughes - It'll be interesting when Nathan faces off against Druscilla for the ASC, because he'll be the one having to face up to someone!
Jack Gene - Maybe he'll learn something from Amariie; maybe he's going to try to get her to show him how to best take out a large opponent. He may still have a size advantage over Druscilla, but she has a way of making herself somehow seem larger than the person opposite of her in the ring.
Bill Hughes - And I can't help but think that Amariie is looking to send a message to her fellow Daughter Jade; both of these have gold waiting for them at the end of this match, Jack.
Jack Gene - Right you are, and I know we're all looking forward to those matches at Groundhog Slay.
[Amariie rolls Nathan into an arm bar, which Nathan counters and powers his way out of. Amariie slides away quickly before rising at the other end of the ring, poised and charging. Nathan fakes like he's going low and catches Amariie across the side of the head with an elbow. Amariie staggers, holding her face before falling victim to a drop toe hold by Nathan which he quickly turns into a leg lock. Amariie screams in pain as she pulls herself to the ropes, trying to break the hold.]
Jack Gene - I have to say, I think Amariie has a shot at Jade's Shoot championship. I don't think anything Nathan does here tonight is going to dull her momentum at all.
Bill Hughes - I have to disagree. I think Nathan is absolutely determined to send a message to Druscilla before he arrives for her title! He's going to do everything he can tonight to break Amariie in two before moving on!
Jack Gene - Well, he's doing a good job of it right now with this leg lock! So far Amariie hasn't given into the obvious pain she's feeling, and is nearing the ropes!
[Amariie steels herself and lunges forward, grasping the bottom rope like a lifeline. Nathan scowls in frustration as he releases the hold, returning to the opposite corner to allow Amariie a chance to rise. Nathan stretches his shoulders and moves toward Amariie who is limping and favoring the leg Nathan was working on. Nathan moves in a circle around Amariie, forcing her to turn and put weight on the obviously injured leg. She winces with each motion, struggling vainly to try and keep Nathan in her eye line. Nathan bounces off of the ropes for momentum and goes for a running clothesline, but Amariie ducks underneath. Nathan quickly rebounds and nearly catches Amariie before she puts all of her weight on the injured leg and springs forward, catching Nathan with an arm lock before catapulting him to the mat. Nathan howls in pain as Amariie wrenches his shoulder.]
Jack Gene - What a move by Amariie! She totally caught Nathan off guard by playing possum from that 'injury' Nathan gave her with the leg lock! See, it's that kind of quick thinking that makes me think she's got a really good chance against Jade!
Bill Hughes - But look at her face! Sure, what Nathan did to her may not have done as much damage as she made it seem, but it obviously affected her! If he keeps working on her leg like that, she's going to be hard pressed to even make it to the ring against Jade! And what about Nathan falling for that trick? Druscilla is a master at mind-games, he can't let his guard down like that!
[Nathan attempts to make his way to the ropes, struggling with Amariie denying him liberation. She digs her heels in and begins to wrench harder, locking the wrist and putting extra pressure on the thumb. Nathan yells in pain as he rotates his legs and spins them, rolling himself back and towards Amariie, catching her in the shoulder and neck with the heel of his boot. Amariie, surprised, lets go of Nathan and rolls away, holding her face in pain. Nathan rises to his feet and dives at Amariie, sending her the mat with a clothesline. Amariie attempts once again to get up, but Nathan dives, knocking her down again. Both competitors hit the mat, nearly passed-out from exhaustion. The crowd begins to chant, calling out the name of the wrestler they want to win.]
Jack Gene - Both of these competitors are giving it everything they absolutely have! They both know the momentum they're going to need going into Groundhog Slay, and they are willing to fight for it!
Bill Hughes - They know what's at stake! They both know what a victory here will mean for their title chances at Groundhog Slay! Against Jade and Druscilla, any kind of positive boost you can get, you'll need!
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring with a mic.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first … he stands in at six feet, four inches tall and weighs 250 pounds... he is from Cleveland, Ohio, he is FATHER NATHAN!!!!!
[The lights in Arena dim and a Gregorian chant is heard echoing throughout the arena. The voice of Fr. Nathan is heard singing a brief line in Latin. The entrance music then starts as 'Elembivos' by Eluveitie plays over the speakers as Fr. Nathan walks out, his cross strapped to his back, dressed in the black robes of a catholic priest. He pauses a moment and looks around at the crowd,who is cheering for him, smiling as he nods his head to them and raises his hand in a catholic style blessing before he adjusts his dark colored shades, making his way down to the ring, slowly but steadily.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent, standing in at five feet, six inches tall, and weighing 152 pounds, she is from Romania and a member of the Daughters of Darkness... she is, AMARIIE!!!!
[Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence blasts from the PA as Amariie makes her way down to the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Look at Amariie make her way down the ring, man I could watch that all day!
Jack Gene - Sure, and then end up with a restraining order and I'll end up doing this job by myself! Which, wouldn't even be that much of a change.
Bill Hughes - Wow, Jack, you are really mean. Mean Jack Gene. No, how about.... Mean Gene. I think I'm going to call you that.
Jack Gene - That is the worst nickname for someone ever.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, you're probably right.
[Ding, ding]
Jack Gene - To say there's bad blood between these two would be an understatement, am I correct?
Bill Hughes - Oh you have no idea. Father Nathan has made it very clear that he is the check to the Daughters of Darkness, so I anticipate him wanting to send a very clear message tonight!
Jack Gene - Which may be good news for Amariie, because if she can silence one of the loudest protesters that her and her friends have faced, the Daughters stand a good chance to retain their control of this company for the foreseeable future!
[Father Nathan charges Amariie and locks up with her. Amariie gains the advantage by stomping Nathan's instep and kneeing him in the midsection; sending him to the mat. She follows up with a big elbow drop and a kick to the midsection. Nathan falls to his back, clutching his ribs.]
Jack Gene - Amariie is quickly getting the upper-hand by neutralizing her opponent's obvious size advantage.
Bill Hughes - It'll be interesting when Nathan faces off against Druscilla for the ASC, because he'll be the one having to face up to someone!
Jack Gene - Maybe he'll learn something from Amariie; maybe he's going to try to get her to show him how to best take out a large opponent. He may still have a size advantage over Druscilla, but she has a way of making herself somehow seem larger than the person opposite of her in the ring.
Bill Hughes - And I can't help but think that Amariie is looking to send a message to her fellow Daughter Jade; both of these have gold waiting for them at the end of this match, Jack.
Jack Gene - Right you are, and I know we're all looking forward to those matches at Groundhog Slay.
[Amariie rolls Nathan into an arm bar, which Nathan counters and powers his way out of. Amariie slides away quickly before rising at the other end of the ring, poised and charging. Nathan fakes like he's going low and catches Amariie across the side of the head with an elbow. Amariie staggers, holding her face before falling victim to a drop toe hold by Nathan which he quickly turns into a leg lock. Amariie screams in pain as she pulls herself to the ropes, trying to break the hold.]
Jack Gene - I have to say, I think Amariie has a shot at Jade's Shoot championship. I don't think anything Nathan does here tonight is going to dull her momentum at all.
Bill Hughes - I have to disagree. I think Nathan is absolutely determined to send a message to Druscilla before he arrives for her title! He's going to do everything he can tonight to break Amariie in two before moving on!
Jack Gene - Well, he's doing a good job of it right now with this leg lock! So far Amariie hasn't given into the obvious pain she's feeling, and is nearing the ropes!
[Amariie steels herself and lunges forward, grasping the bottom rope like a lifeline. Nathan scowls in frustration as he releases the hold, returning to the opposite corner to allow Amariie a chance to rise. Nathan stretches his shoulders and moves toward Amariie who is limping and favoring the leg Nathan was working on. Nathan moves in a circle around Amariie, forcing her to turn and put weight on the obviously injured leg. She winces with each motion, struggling vainly to try and keep Nathan in her eye line. Nathan bounces off of the ropes for momentum and goes for a running clothesline, but Amariie ducks underneath. Nathan quickly rebounds and nearly catches Amariie before she puts all of her weight on the injured leg and springs forward, catching Nathan with an arm lock before catapulting him to the mat. Nathan howls in pain as Amariie wrenches his shoulder.]
Jack Gene - What a move by Amariie! She totally caught Nathan off guard by playing possum from that 'injury' Nathan gave her with the leg lock! See, it's that kind of quick thinking that makes me think she's got a really good chance against Jade!
Bill Hughes - But look at her face! Sure, what Nathan did to her may not have done as much damage as she made it seem, but it obviously affected her! If he keeps working on her leg like that, she's going to be hard pressed to even make it to the ring against Jade! And what about Nathan falling for that trick? Druscilla is a master at mind-games, he can't let his guard down like that!
[Nathan attempts to make his way to the ropes, struggling with Amariie denying him liberation. She digs her heels in and begins to wrench harder, locking the wrist and putting extra pressure on the thumb. Nathan yells in pain as he rotates his legs and spins them, rolling himself back and towards Amariie, catching her in the shoulder and neck with the heel of his boot. Amariie, surprised, lets go of Nathan and rolls away, holding her face in pain. Nathan rises to his feet and dives at Amariie, sending her the mat with a clothesline. Amariie attempts once again to get up, but Nathan dives, knocking her down again. Both competitors hit the mat, nearly passed-out from exhaustion. The crowd begins to chant, calling out the name of the wrestler they want to win.]
Jack Gene - Both of these competitors are giving it everything they absolutely have! They both know the momentum they're going to need going into Groundhog Slay, and they are willing to fight for it!
Bill Hughes - They know what's at stake! They both know what a victory here will mean for their title chances at Groundhog Slay! Against Jade and Druscilla, any kind of positive boost you can get, you'll need!
[Amariie stirs first, rolling to her stomach and standing to the cheering of the arena. She moves towards Nathan, panting heavily and standing on shaky legs. She pulls Nathan up by his hair and is met with a punch to the gut. Then another. Then another. Amariie reels backwards as Nathan continues the onslaught. He finally gains enough momentum he can stand. Amariie tries to fight back, blocking and striking on her own, but she can't; Nathan gets through. The crowd grows louder with anticipation.]
Jack Gene - Father Nathan is dominating this match right now! If he seals it, he may just have it!
Bill Hughes - Wait, he's got Amariie, could this be-
Jack Gene - He's got her locked in! Yes! It's the Price of Sin! Nathan's got her! Oh man, what hit!
Bill Hughes - There's the cover! 1...2...3!!! Father Nathan did it!
Wayne Inkster - Your winner, Father Nathan!!!!
Jack Gene - Wow, Father Nathan took it to the Daughters of Darkness yet again! He's on a tear through this roster, definitely ready to take on Druscilla for the Ace Superior Title at Groundhog Slay!
Bill Hughes - I'll say, and Amariie is going to want to vent her frustrations at this loss - meaning Jade is in for one hell of a fight!
Jack Gene - You know, I have to be honest, I thought you were going to crack wise during this match and slack off like you usually do, but you've really done a great job tonight! Why can't you always be like this?
Bill Hughes - Because I don't always hit your car while parking on the way in. We'll be right back with That Damn Awesome up against the relics of the Pinnacle of Power!
Jack Gene - I hate you so much...
Jack Gene - Father Nathan is dominating this match right now! If he seals it, he may just have it!
Bill Hughes - Wait, he's got Amariie, could this be-
Jack Gene - He's got her locked in! Yes! It's the Price of Sin! Nathan's got her! Oh man, what hit!
Bill Hughes - There's the cover! 1...2...3!!! Father Nathan did it!
Wayne Inkster - Your winner, Father Nathan!!!!
Jack Gene - Wow, Father Nathan took it to the Daughters of Darkness yet again! He's on a tear through this roster, definitely ready to take on Druscilla for the Ace Superior Title at Groundhog Slay!
Bill Hughes - I'll say, and Amariie is going to want to vent her frustrations at this loss - meaning Jade is in for one hell of a fight!
Jack Gene - You know, I have to be honest, I thought you were going to crack wise during this match and slack off like you usually do, but you've really done a great job tonight! Why can't you always be like this?
Bill Hughes - Because I don't always hit your car while parking on the way in. We'll be right back with That Damn Awesome up against the relics of the Pinnacle of Power!
Jack Gene - I hate you so much...
[The scene fades.]
[Just then, as the video promotes Groundhog Slay, the feed cuts to fuzz. And then... this:]
John Squires Talks About Groundhog's Slay 2010
[The scene opens up in the back where John Squires looks at the monitor with a sad and confused look on his face.]
John Squires - What the heck was that, guys? Why did the screen turn red there? What...
[He straightens his tie and smiles.]
John Squires - Oh, apologies. Didn't realize we were on. Hello everyone, my name is John Squires, and I got some big Groundhog Slay 2010 news for you. We are just one week away, and already, we've got some title matches being announced as Graveyard Shift 107 broadcasts across the STO network.
[The monitor behind him shows a picture of the Druscilla and the Ace Superior Championship.]
John Squires - With Father Nathan's win tonight over Amariie, he put himself into the #1 Contender's role for the Ace Superior Championship. And this, folks, is a match all of us have been waiting for. Because at Groundhog Slay, it'll be Druscilla defending her ASC against Father Nathan. Oh my, folks. That's huge news.
[He shakes his head and smiles.]
John Squires - And, I know what you're thinking. That's got to mean that Jade will get the show off, not having to defend against Amariie. Well, don't shed a tear for Amariie, because she will get the shot. Just moments ago, we found out that Amariie will be given the same opportunity she had when she faced off against Jack Reynolds. The same night that put Reynolds on the IR. And that is, if wins, she becomes the new Shoot Champion. But...
[He holds up one finger and pauses dramatically.]
John Squires - If she loses, she'll be banned from competing for the Shoot Championship for a full year.
[He nods in a bit of disbelief of the magnitude of the match.]
John Squires - Well, with that in mind, we're going to check out the current Shoot Champion, as she's in action alongside the Heartlands Champion Hecate and the reigning Tag Team Champions Kronin and Ryven, as they take on That Damn Awesome. And this one, you won't want to miss.
[The scene cuts back to ringside.]
That Damn Awesome vs. Kronin, Ryven, Jade and Hecate
Written by Hecate
Jack Gene - This is our main event for the evening, the members of That Damn Awesome! against the Pinnacle of Power in an eight person tag match. AWS Man (also known as Bill), Umbrage, Valora and Adam Pyre taking on the tag team champs in Kronin and Ryven along with Jade and Hecate.
Bill Hughes - This is the week that TDA! proves once and for all they are the dominant force in the WMW. They out lasted the Pinnacle of Power, regardless of this little reunion tour and they will outlast everyone else.
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is a special eight person tag team match, introducing first at a combined weight of 378 lbs, they are the Hardcore Icons and number one contenders to the tag team titles, Hall of Fame legend Umbrage and current Great Lakes champion Valora!!!!
['Burn it to the Ground' by Nickelback plays and Valora and Umbrage walk out, Valora wearing her GLC belt over her shoulder and holding her trademark lead pipe in her hand, Umbrage coming out, finishing a bottle alcohol, tossing it aside, holding a steel chair in his hand. Valora moves along the crowd, who is cheering loudly for the two, firing them up raising and pumping the hand that holds the lead pipe in the air everytime the chorus of the song has 'Yeah!' in it, the crowd singing along as the duo make their way to the ring. As they get in, John Law greets them, ordering them to leave their weapons outside the ring. Umbrage and Valora shrug and drop their weapons outside and climb into the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Their tag team partner, weighing in at 222lbs....he is the King of Freaks!! Adam Pyre!!!!!
["Freak" by Silverchair blasts from the PA as Adam Pyre makes his way down to the ring. He walks slowly, deliberately, forcing the fans to anticipate his entry into the ring. Every so often, his head twitches to the right or left, taking the ringside fans by surprise. His smile never fades has he climbs up onto the apron, then slides like a snake through the ropes. He huddles in a corner, waiting for the match bell to ring after slapping hands with Umbrage and Valora.]
Wayne Inkster - And their tag team partner, weighing in tonight at 236 lbs...he is the Insane One, AWS Man (also known as Bill)!!!!!
[“3.14″ by The Bloodhound Gang blasts from the PA as AWS Man makes his way down to the ring. The Insane one pauses on the ring apron and gives the others in the ring a long hard glare and holding Pen menacingly before slipping into the ring and nodding to the rest of his team.]
Jack Gene - It's not often that we get to see all members of That Damn Awesome! in the ring at the same time, this will be a preview in part to the All-in Challenge that will take place at Groundhog Slay '10 in just a week.
Bill Hughes - This will be a preview of That Damn Awesome! showing that they be the one kickin' everyone's ass. By the end of the night, everyone will know just how dominant That Damn Awesome!
Wayne Inkster - And their opponents, at a combined weight of 475lbs. They are the WMW Tag Team Champions and are escorted to the ring by Lilly. They are the team of KRONIN AND RYVEN!!!!
['Uprising' by Muse plays over the PA and the crowd goes nuts as Kronin comes out, playing his guitar along with the entrance music, Ryven walking out with him with Lily standing between the two men. Kronin and Ryven start to make their way down the entryway but stop and smirk up at the foursome in the ring. Kronin carrying his guitar balanced against one shoulder as the group of them make their way slowly down to ringside, John Law forcing That Damn Awesome! out of the ring as Kronin and Ryven slide into the ring, Kronin swinging the guitar around as he motions to Valora.]
Wayne Inkster - And their partners, at a combined weight of 305 lbs and representing the Daughters of Darkness, they are the current Heartlands and Shoot champions...the team of The Dark Priestess HECATE !!!! and the Chinese Dragon JADE !!!!!
[Hecate and Jade stand side by side, looking at each other and then Hecate starts down towards the ring, Jade standing at the entrance watching her before taking off in a run towards the ring, Hecate hopping up onto the ring apron and dropping into a split as Jade leaps up landing on Hecate's shoulders in a handstand before vaulting over the ropes as Hecate slithers under the ring ropes on her belly and rises up behind Jade, the two staring out at the crowd belly to back before rushing the corners and hopping up to the second turnbuckle and lifting their hands, bringing a surprising amount of cheers from the fans before hopping down and joining Kronin and Ryven.]
Jack Gene - There are so many sub-stories within this match, it is impossible to know just what will happen here.
Bill Hughes - I know one thing that will happen, Hecate and Jade will come out to one of the hottest ring entrances ever!
Jack Gene - Looks like John Law has finished checking all the wrestlers and making sure all the belts and entrance attire has been removed from the ring. TDA! is in their corner discussing who is going to be starting for them. Valora and Umbrage just stepped out of the ring, and AWS Man (Also known as Bill) just pushed Adam Pyre towards the middle of the ring before slipping out himself.
Bill Hughes - In AWS Man's eyes, Adam Pyre is the weak member of the team, the only person in TDA! that hasn't worn the Great Lakes title at some point in their career so Adam Pyre has to continue to prove himself to AWS Man.
Jack Gene - And on the other side of the ring, Hecate has stepped forward. Adam, I think, just turned paler and doesn't look like he wants to be in the ring at all right now.
Bill Hughes - Do you blame him, Hecate already wants his hide for what he pulled back at Graveyard Shift 101 and he's been staying under the radar lately.
Jack Gene - Lets not forget that incident earlier tonight, Pyre was scene outside the room that Hecate was found attacked in. It's just like Adam Pyre to do something like that as well, just look at what he's done in the past. John Law is calling for the bell now.
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Hecate grins and takes a step towards the center of the ring and Adam immediately turns around and tags the nearest person to him, which happens to be Umbrage. Referee John Law motions that the tag is legit and tells Umbrage to get into the ring as Adam slips out of the ring as Umbrage gives him a long look before stepping between the ropes. Hecate meanwhile waits near her corner for Umbrage to move towards the middle of the ring before reaching out her hand which Ryven tags and steps between the ropes as Hecate step back out onto the ring apron. Umbrage and Ryven stand there staring at each other a moment before Umbrage smirks and turns around, brushing some imaginary dust off his shoulder as he walks back towards his corner only to spin back around and level the charging Ryven with a big right hand. Umbrage stands there and looks down at Ryven with a neutral expression on his face, almost as if he really didn't even see Ryven there but as Ryven started to rise, Umbrage lashed out and connected with another right hand to Ryven's head, sending the tag champ back down to the mat.]
Jack Gene - After Adam Pyre bailed we ended up with Umbrage and Ryven to start this match off and Umbrage suckered Ryven in by acting like he was walking away.
Bill Hughes - Ha! Whyven the supposed Mentalist of WMW out foxed by an ole drunk bastard! Told you the boy wonder was a fraud and right now Umbrage is exposing him in front of everyone.
[Ryven starts to rise back to his knees again, but as Umbrage moves to deliver another wicked punch, Ryven spins on one knee as his other leg extends and sweeps Umbrage off his feet, sending the Hardcore Legend falling to the mat flat on his back. Ryven all but leaps up the length of Umbrage's body and starts laying in a series of punches and elbows down onto the stunned Umbrage before the Hardcore Legend is able to cover up. Ryven finally gets up and delivers a swift snap kick to Umbrage's midsection as he does and looks down on Umbrage before dropping an elbow down on him and getting into Umbrage's face.]
Ryven - Before I'm done with you, you will be nothing but a drunk broken old man who is just a foot note in the WMW history books. It's real...it's damn real!
[Ryven punctuates that with a head butt to Umbrage's head, sending Umbrage rolling on the ring mat as Ryven gets back to his feet and waits for Umbrage to get back up to his knees, delivering a kick to the side of Umbrage's head and then dropping Umbrage back to the mat with a quick DDT.]
Jack Gene - Ryven taking it to Umbrage, the bad blood between those two is a long way from being settled.
Bill Hughes - Wonderful observation there Sherlock, Ryven's only been talking about it for weeks now and these two have been fighting since last years All-In but it doesn't matter cause wonder boy will never come close to matching Umbrage's records here in the WMW.
[Ryven moves to pull Umbrage up to his feet but the Hardcore Legend grabs a hold of the front of Ryven's trunks and falls backwards, sending Ryven shoulder first into the corner and into the ring post. The crowd winces and cries out loudly as Umbrage climbs back to his feet, pulling Ryven out and making a full circle in the ring before shoving Ryven shoulder first into the ring post again. Ryven grunts out as his flesh connects with the steel post while John Law forces Umbrage away from the corner before he could cause any more damage to Ryven's shoulder. The Hardcore Legend smirking as he grabs the back of Ryven's trunks, yanking him out from the corner and driving an elbow into Ryven's back at the same time, which makes Ryven sink down to his knees as Umbrage follows up with a kick to the back of Ryven's head, sending him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Referee John Law warns Umbrage about attacking in the corner but Umbrage either doesn't hear John Law or doesn't care as the Hardcore Legend presses his knee into Ryven's back and pushes Ryven into the turnbuckle while holding onto the top rope with both hands, only stopping when John Law reaches the count of 4. ]
Bill Hughes - See I told you that Whyven wouldn't be able to do anything with his short flurry, ten seconds and he's done for the night. So I hear from Rebecca at least.
Jack Gene - That is tasteless even for you Bill, he hears you he will punch you out again like last week.
Bill Hughes - Lets see him try that again when I'm ready for him, he might be the one getting punched out!
Jack Gene - Keep dreaming that Bill, keep dreaming that. Umbrage has walked over to his corner and looks like he's about to tag Valora in, the challengers looking to really work on Ryven before the big tag team title match at Groundhog Slay.
[Umbrage reaches out as he nears TDA!'s corner, intending to tag in Valora but before she can make the tag, AWS Ma (also known as Bill) reaches over and slaps Umbrage's hand and tags himself in. Umbrage gives AWS Man (also known as Bill) a long look as the Insane One climbs into the ring, then turns to Valora and shrugs before climbing out onto the ring apron, Valora returns the shrug as AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets into the ring and rushes over, delivering a kick to the back of Ryven as the tag champ tries to pull himself up sending Ryven stumbling back down to one knee. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pulls Ryven back to his feet and sends Ryven into the ropes on the other side of the ring, bouncing of the ropes nearest to him and rushing towards the returning Ryven, jumping up in the air and going for a cross body block as manages to drop down to the mat and AWS Man (also known as Bill) sails over his head and crashes down to the mat belly first, where the Insane One rises back up to his knees briefly, both hands clenching at his midsection before falling back down towards the mat.]
Jack Gene - AWS Man (also known as Bill) with an attempted cross body block but Ryven was able to drop underneath and AWS Man (also known as Bill) crashed and burned on that attempt.
Bill Hughes - Minor setback, AWS Man (also known as Bill) won't be stopped by some lame missed move, just you wait, before this match is done he will bitch slap Ryven with the Slap the Freak Around.
Jack Gene - Watch it Bill or they will start censoring you again.
Bill Hughes - They wouldn't dare censor me, I mean just watch prime time TV and they are even worse.
Jack Gene - You have a good point there...but still watch it.
[The Insane One gets back up to his feet about the same time Ryven does, charging towards Ryven who steps forward and wraps his arms around AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s torso and pops his hips, lifting AWS Man (also known as Bill) up and over as Ryven twists his body around and drives AWS Man (also known as Bill) down into the mat with a belly to belly suplex which causes AWS Man (also known as Bill) to arch up after the impact. Ryven reaches backwards as he stumbles back towards PoP's corner and tags in Jade while AWS Man (also known as Bill) writhes on the mat.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - That Freakin' hurt! Just cause you can't perform doesn't mean you can take it out on me! I'm the Insane Commish...wait no...that was last Freakin' year or something, but still I'm famous and important around here!
[AWS Man rises back to his feet as he finishes his tirade only to get dropped back down to the mat again by a kick from Jade who follows up by bouncing off the ropes and connecting with a lighting quick leg drop to AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s neck. While AWS Man (also known as Bill) is writhing on the mat from the leg drop, Jade does a hand stand in the middle of the ring, then uses her legs to twist her body as she drops from the handstand and turns it into a corkscrew elbow drop into AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s midsection.]
Bill Hughes - AWS Man (also known as Bill) has a very good point, he's a former commissioner and he should be treated with respect.
Jack Gene - Bill, being WMW commissioner isn't like the Presidency, once your done that's it, no more special treatment.
Bill Hughes - You mean it's not a lifer position? Damn it all to hell then, I'm withdrawing my nomination.
Jack Gene - What are you rambling about now Bill? We're not even looking for a new commissioner.
Bill Hughes - Well I sorta nominated myself just in case Sault St. Marie had to take some time off or something.
Jack Gene - You're unbelievable, you know that. Jade has AWS Man (also known as Bill) trapped in a head scissors.
Bill Hughes - I can't tell if AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s eyes are bulging out because of the head scissors or because of the view he now has of her coochie covered by those hot pants. I'm allowed to say coohie right....well even if I'm not I'm saying it anyhow. It's definitely got to be the view of Jade's coochie that is getting to AWS Man (also known as Bill).
[In the ring, Jade arches and stretches out, squeezing down and putting even more pressure on AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s neck, who seems somewhat entranced by the movement of Jade's thighs and gluts as the Asian woman continues to keep the head scissors locked on AWS Man (also known as Bill) but eventually the Insane One snaps out of whatever daze he was in and twist about trying to get free before working his way back to his knees and reaching out to grab Jade around the waist. AWS Man (also known as Bill) rises up on his knees, using his hold on Jade's waist to pull her up as he rises then drives the Asian woman down into the mat with a mini powerbomb type move. The first one doesn't break the hold so AWS Man (also known as Bill) repeats it several more times until Jade finally breaks the hold.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - I knew you still freakin wanted me, but I'm not into all that freaky stuff...unless it's actually in a porno ..then it's freakin wicked.
[Jade rolls away from AWS Man (also known as Bill) as the Insane One rises back to his feet snagging Jade's hair and pulling her in close against his body before wrapping his arms around her and with a grunt, pushing off and flipping Jade up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks over and pulls Jade back up to her feet, the Shoot champion connecting with a few chops before the Insane One buries a knee into Jade's midsection then pulls her up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and walks towards the PoP's corner, taunting them before falling backwards and driving Jade down into the mat with a Samoan drop. AWS Man (also known as Bill) rocks back and goes for a cover, John Law sliding into position...1....2....Jade kicks out before the count of three and AWS Man (also known as Bill) quickly gets back to his feet, waiting on Jade to get up.]
Jack Gene - AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a cover after that Samoan drop, but Jade still has too much left in her at this point.
Bill Hughes - AWS Man is just getting started, he's knows Jade still lusts for him and will give her more AWS Man (also known as Bill) than she can handle.
[Jade makes it back up to her feet and AWS Man (also known as Bill) takes two sides steps towards her and thrusts his right leg up and out, trying to connect with Jade's chin, but the Shoot champion ducks under the kick, grabbing a hold of that ankle before AWS Man (also known as Bill) can pull the leg back and sweeps his other leg out from under him, clamping on an Ankle lock as AWS Man (also known as Bill) writhes and grunts out on the mat, looking for the nearest ropes before starting to crawl across the mat towards the ropes.]
Bill Hughes - Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off by AWS Man (also known as Bill) this match is over...what? How dare she duck, didn't these wannabe punks read the contract that says they can't try to avoid any of AWS Man (Also known as Bill)'s attacks in the ring. It goes back to the whole Commissioner for Life thing.
Jack Gene - I told you once already, it doesn't work that way and even if AWS Man (also known as Bill) had such a clause, I doubt anyone in the PoP gives a flying fig about it.
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) crawls across the ring, Jade moves to pull him back but AWS Man (also known as Bill) rolls over and uses his other foot to push Jade back, knocking her down and breaking the ankle lock. AWS Man (also known as Bill) quickly scurries across the ring and makes a tag out to Adam Pyre, who glances over at Hecate before sliding into the ring and watching as Jade gets to her feet and charges.]
Adam Pyre - B! AND E!
[Delivering a running big boot to Jade just as the Shoot champion gets back to her feet, sending Jade crashing back down to the mat again. Adam takes a moment to mouth something off to Hecate before pulling Jade up and into a front face lock, holding there while backing out of the PoP side of the ring and moving towards the TDA! side of the ring. About the middle of the ring, Adam starts to use his knees to deliver blows to Jade's midsection and face. After a few moments of this, Jade actually steps into Adam's body, wrapping her arms around his waist as she squats and then lefts, bridging over backwards and sending Adam up and over as she turns the front face lock into a back body drop/ fisherman's suplex type move. John Law moves to make the count but Adam Pyre kicks out before John Law can even count one. Both competitors make it back to their feet, the two fighters exchanging chops and slaps in the middle of the ring before Adam buries a boot into Jade's midsection, bending the Shoot champion over and picking her up over his head and running towards the corner, powerbombing Jade into the turnbuckle. The Shoot champion crumbles down into the corner after Adam Pyre nearly folds her in half while on the outside the rest of TDA! is cheering Adam on while the members of PoP are trying to fire Jade up and calling for her to make a tag.]
Jack Gene - Beautiful move by Jade there, caught Adam off guard but wasn't able to make even a one count.
Bill Hughes - I'll admit that was a pretty move, but Adam Pyre was more effective with his move. He nearly broke Jade in half.
Jack Gene - He hasn't done anything to capitalize on it though. And now he's mouthing off to Hecate again about something and she doesn't seem to be wanting to hear what he has to say. Could this be something in regards to what happened earlier in the show, Adam Pyre is still the most likely suspect to that whole incident.
Bill Hughes - Innocent until proven guilty Jack, Adam just happen upon the scene, there is no evidence otherwise.
[Adam Pyre moves back to pull Jade up and out of the corner, only to stagger back after Jade hits Adam with the Jade Palm Strike, the Shoot champion using the ropes to pull herself to her feet and delivers another thrusting palm strike to Adam's midsection, staggering him back another few paces. Adam moves back several more spaces as Jade stumbles out of the corner, Adam sets his sights on Jade, not seeing Kronin reaching out and tagging himself in.]
Adam Pyre - BOOOOOM!!!!!
[Adam Pyre charges across the ring, trying to spear Jade but the Shoot champion leap frogs over Adam as the King of Freaks steams by only to run into Kronin waiting for him with a big boot which stops Adam Pyre dead in his tracks allowing Kronin to pull him into position and push off with his feet, flipping over Adam's back and connecting with the Death by Metal. Jade runs head long into the ropes which Valora grabs the top rope as she hops off the ring apron and down to the floor, pulling the top rope down with her and causing Jade to tumble over the top rope and crashing out onto the floor.]
Jack Gene - Death by Metal!! Kronin just connected with the Death by Metal on Adam Pyre!!
Bill Hughes - Pyre never saw the tag but Jade paid for it as well, Valora dumping her over the top rope and out to the floor. This thing is threatening to break down fast.
[Kronin goes to hook Adam's leg up for a cover but AWS Man (also known as Bill) stops the count by hitting the Win the Freakin’ Matchifier off the top rope and crashing down onto Kronin as he covers Adam Pyre. In the mean time, Valora is sneaking around the outside the ring, almost crawling on her hands and knees. John Law starts to order AWS Man (also known as Bill) out of the ring, but before he can do anything, Hecate sling shots up to the top rope, balancing there for a moment before spring-boarding off and catching AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a Hades Bound that sends the Insane One one bouncing and rolling out to the floor bringing loud cheers from the fans in attendance.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord! Talk about breaking down in a hurry, AWS Man (also known as Bill) with the Win the Freakin' Matchifier on Kronin.
Bill Hughes - Great team work and looking out for your partner, that could have won the match for them if Hecate hadn't cheated and took AWS Man (Also known as Bill). Listen to these ingrates eat it up, don't they know that only with TDA! in control will WMW take the lead in WWA this year, they are sabotaging our chances.
Jack Gene - So it's teamwork when AWS Man (also known as Bill) interferes but it's cheating when Hecate does the same thing, great double standard there Bill.
Bill Hughes - Thank you, I am very proud of it myself.
[Hecate rises back to her feet after taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill) and turns just in time to step into the waiting arms of Umbrage who lifts her up and then with a snap twist, spins and drives Hecate back down to the mat with the Riot Act. Hecate arches and writhes under the impact of the Riot Act as Umbrage stands up and drinks an invisible beer before bending over and mock spitting the beer down onto Hecate. As Umbrage turns back around to help Adam Pyre, who still hasn't moved after that Death by Metal he is met with a spear by the charging Ryven that takes both men out through the ring ropes and crashing to the mats around the ring side area.]
Bill Hughes - Massive Riot Act by Umbrage just took out the Dark Priestess and he was getting ready to roll Pyre on top of her for the win.
Jack Gene - Hecate isn't the legal wrestler though, that is Kronin who is starting to get to his feet after the Win the Freakin' Matchifier from AWS Man (also known as Bill), and Ryven took both himself and Umbrage out with that..hey what is Valora doing! She just took Kronin's guitar out of Lily's hands.
[Lily screams out, just as Valora jumps up on the ring apron as as Kronin turns, Valora brings the guitar crashing down over top of his head right in front of referee John Law. Kronin sways on his feet a moment or two then falls backwards to the mat as John Law calls for the bell. Valora leaning over the ropes with that sadistic grin on her face.]
Valora - Payback is a bitch and so am I!!
Jack Gene - OH!MY!GOD! Valora just got That Damn Awesome disqualified! Smashing Kronin's guitar over his head right in front of the Referee. John Law had no choice but to call this match.
Bill Hughes - Sacrifice, this match was meaningless to That Damn Awesome against the greater benefit of possibily injuring Kronin before next weeks tag title match.
[Suddenly the STO Theme plays as Sault St. Marie walks out of the back, looking at the carnage in the ring, shaking his head before lifting a microphone to his mouth.]
Sault St. Marie - Well well well. That Damn Awesome! you are not going to get off that easily. This match is now a no disqualification and no count out match and it re-starts right now!
[The eight participants in the match, all of whom are in various conditions around the ring look up at Sault St. Marie as the crowd cheers, Valora actually tosses her head back and starts laughing out, that is until Lily picks up Hecate's scepter and using a two handed baseball swing, cracks the scepter against the back of Valora's legs, sending the Great Lakes champion backward from the ring apron to the floor below, Lily looking around as the crowd both cheers and boos her before tossing the scepter to the side as Kronin pulls himself back up to his feet with the ring ropes. On the outside of the ring, Ryven and Umbrage take a moment to look at each other before going at it again.]
Bill Hughes - It's carnage everywhere and Adam looks like he is planning something. I think we're about to see Adam Pyre's Killing Joke. He's charging the far ropes and he's bouncing off them..YES! Killing Joke by Adam Pyre! He just took out Jade, Kronin, Valora and AWS Man (also known as Bill) with that. Everyone is down and out and John Law can't do anything cause of Sault St. Marie's ruling.
[Slowly the various bodies on the outside start to move, Umbrage rolling Ryven's body off of him and using the ring barricade to pull himself up only to have Ryven explode and take Umbrage over the ring barricade with a clothesline, sending the pair of them brawling through the crowd. AWS Man crawls away from the other four bodies at ring side and looks around, making a bee line for Pen while Hecate is busy talking to one of the fans at ringside, getting something them. Adam Pyre pulls himself back up into the ring slowly, groaning and rolling under the ring ropes as Kronin and Jade help each other back to their feet as Valora growls and pulls herself up by ring barricade as well.]
Jack Gene - These eight are going all out here, bodies everywhere. Ryven and Umbrage have all but taken themselves out of the match brawling through the fans while Hecate is being handed something by the fan at ringside, a fan with face paint on.
Bill Hughes - Guess this match has gone on so long that Hecate needed to touch her face paint up. AWS Man (also known as Bill) has gotten away from the others and has Pen in hand and looks like he has set his sights on Hecate as she has her back turned to him.
[Valora swings the neck of the broken guitar and doubles Jade over before placing one hand on Jade's back and springing over Jade's back and launching into a Trouble in Paradise that connects and spins Kronin around and sends him head first into the ring post. Valora lifts her guitar club and aims for Jade once more but Jade ducks under the swing and delivers a kick to Valora's midsection then takes Valora down to the ground with the Lightning Spiral.]
Jack Gene - Lightning Spiral! Jade just took out Valora on the outside with a Lightning Spiral right after Valora hit Trouble in Paradise on Kronin and sent him flying into the ring post.
Bill Hughes - Bodies are falling all over the place! Come on That Damn Awesome! Show them how this is your match.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises Pen over his head and sneaks up behind Hecate who suddenly mule kicks backwards and catches AWS Man (also known as Bill) in the midsection, doubling him over as she turns around and with hand fulls of the paint, smears it all over the goggle portion of AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s paintball mask, blinding the former Great Lakes champion, AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches up and tries to wipe the paint off before Hecate jumps up and grabs AWS Man (also known as Bill) around the head and falls backwards, driving AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s head into the ring barricade. AWS Man (also known as Bill) slumps down on the mats outside the ring. Inside the ring Jade starts to climb into the ring while Adam Pyre is waiting and before she can get into the ring itself Pyre charges and connects with the Six Minute Miracle, knocking Jade back off the ring apron and down on top of the laid out Valora at ringside.]
Jack Gene - Hecate just drove AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ring barricade with a Hades Bound after blinding him!
Bill Hughes - She should be disqualified for that! No matter what the rules, going after a man's face should not be allowed.
Jack Gene - To bad, it's a no Disqualification match now and it's perfectly legal. Adam Pyre just took Jade out with the six Minute Miracle, the only two people up right now are Adam Pyre and Hecate, something people have been waiting to see.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - Bitch! You ruined my face! You ruined my freakin' face!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) claws at his painted face while Adam Pyre looks around at all the carnage and looks for Hecate, who has grabbed Pen after taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill). Hecate slides back into the ring with Pen behind her back and Adam Pyre grins.]
Adam Pyre - B! & E!
[Adam Pyre charges across the ring towards Hecate who simply drops to the floor and catches Adam Pyre with a drop toe hold into the middle rope, hopping to her feet as Adam bounces off the rope and when he turns around delivering a blow between the eyes with Pen and following it up with a kick right between Pyre's legs, leaving Pyre standing there clenching at his little freaks and swaying slightly. Hecate grins and pulls Adam's head under one arms, turning him and pointing to the ceiling before pushing herself off the mat and rising above Pyre in a handstand before swinging down and driving Pyre's head into the mat. Hecate looks around to make sure no one else is moving before rolling Pyre over and covering him for the pin, John Law sliding into position and making the count...1...2...3...John rises up and calls for the bell.]
Jack Gene - And Hecate just pinned Adam Pyre to win this one for her team, no one will be the same after this match though.
Bill Hughes - They should reverse this match because of what she did to AWS Man!
[Hecate has her arm lifted in the air as Jade and Kronin slowly crawl into the ring and rise to their feet, Ryven and Umbrage are still brawling in the back for all anyone knows.]
Jack Gene - Our General Manager, Sault St. Marie made this a no DQ and no count out match, so what happened was perfectly legal, besides AWS Man (also known as Bill) was going to use Pen on her. How will this loss affect That Damn Awesome!, the Tag Team champions and the Daughters of Darkness heading into Groundhog Slay '10?
[The scene fades out with Kronin, Jade and Hecate celebrating in the ring.]
Jack Gene - This is our main event for the evening, the members of That Damn Awesome! against the Pinnacle of Power in an eight person tag match. AWS Man (also known as Bill), Umbrage, Valora and Adam Pyre taking on the tag team champs in Kronin and Ryven along with Jade and Hecate.
Bill Hughes - This is the week that TDA! proves once and for all they are the dominant force in the WMW. They out lasted the Pinnacle of Power, regardless of this little reunion tour and they will outlast everyone else.
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is a special eight person tag team match, introducing first at a combined weight of 378 lbs, they are the Hardcore Icons and number one contenders to the tag team titles, Hall of Fame legend Umbrage and current Great Lakes champion Valora!!!!
['Burn it to the Ground' by Nickelback plays and Valora and Umbrage walk out, Valora wearing her GLC belt over her shoulder and holding her trademark lead pipe in her hand, Umbrage coming out, finishing a bottle alcohol, tossing it aside, holding a steel chair in his hand. Valora moves along the crowd, who is cheering loudly for the two, firing them up raising and pumping the hand that holds the lead pipe in the air everytime the chorus of the song has 'Yeah!' in it, the crowd singing along as the duo make their way to the ring. As they get in, John Law greets them, ordering them to leave their weapons outside the ring. Umbrage and Valora shrug and drop their weapons outside and climb into the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Their tag team partner, weighing in at 222lbs....he is the King of Freaks!! Adam Pyre!!!!!
["Freak" by Silverchair blasts from the PA as Adam Pyre makes his way down to the ring. He walks slowly, deliberately, forcing the fans to anticipate his entry into the ring. Every so often, his head twitches to the right or left, taking the ringside fans by surprise. His smile never fades has he climbs up onto the apron, then slides like a snake through the ropes. He huddles in a corner, waiting for the match bell to ring after slapping hands with Umbrage and Valora.]
Wayne Inkster - And their tag team partner, weighing in tonight at 236 lbs...he is the Insane One, AWS Man (also known as Bill)!!!!!
[“3.14″ by The Bloodhound Gang blasts from the PA as AWS Man makes his way down to the ring. The Insane one pauses on the ring apron and gives the others in the ring a long hard glare and holding Pen menacingly before slipping into the ring and nodding to the rest of his team.]
Jack Gene - It's not often that we get to see all members of That Damn Awesome! in the ring at the same time, this will be a preview in part to the All-in Challenge that will take place at Groundhog Slay '10 in just a week.
Bill Hughes - This will be a preview of That Damn Awesome! showing that they be the one kickin' everyone's ass. By the end of the night, everyone will know just how dominant That Damn Awesome!
Wayne Inkster - And their opponents, at a combined weight of 475lbs. They are the WMW Tag Team Champions and are escorted to the ring by Lilly. They are the team of KRONIN AND RYVEN!!!!
['Uprising' by Muse plays over the PA and the crowd goes nuts as Kronin comes out, playing his guitar along with the entrance music, Ryven walking out with him with Lily standing between the two men. Kronin and Ryven start to make their way down the entryway but stop and smirk up at the foursome in the ring. Kronin carrying his guitar balanced against one shoulder as the group of them make their way slowly down to ringside, John Law forcing That Damn Awesome! out of the ring as Kronin and Ryven slide into the ring, Kronin swinging the guitar around as he motions to Valora.]
Jack Gene - Looks like Kronin is reminding Valora about last week where he broke a guitar over Valora's head.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well whoop-de-[bleep]ing-do, like it helped Kronin and Ryven win the match, all it did was piss Valora and Umbrage off.
[The lights all go out, sending the arena into blackness as "The Thing that Should not be" by Metallica blasts through the audio system in the arena as primordial storms flare to life on the videotron. The music is interrupted first by the screech of an owl and then by the roar of a dragon as a white and black owl swoops in front of the storms on the videotron followed by an Eastern Jade Dragon, a lone spot light shining down on two cloaked figures standing at the top of the entryway as the music continues. One cloaked figure steps behind the other, suggestively running hands up the first cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it drop to the ground to show Hecate standing in black hot pants with a Jade Dragon wrapping around the her waist and a black halter top with a silvery white owl across her left breast, the Heartlands title proudly fastened around her waist. Hecate lifts her scepter up in the air before spinning around the second cloaked figure and repeating the suggestive running of her hands up the cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it spill to the floor to reveal Jade standing there in a matching black hot pants and halter top, although on Jade the dragon is wrapped around her chest and the owl is one leg of the hot pants, pointed inwards with the Shoot title fastened proudly around her waist.]
Bill Hughes - Yeah well whoop-de-[bleep]ing-do, like it helped Kronin and Ryven win the match, all it did was piss Valora and Umbrage off.
[The lights all go out, sending the arena into blackness as "The Thing that Should not be" by Metallica blasts through the audio system in the arena as primordial storms flare to life on the videotron. The music is interrupted first by the screech of an owl and then by the roar of a dragon as a white and black owl swoops in front of the storms on the videotron followed by an Eastern Jade Dragon, a lone spot light shining down on two cloaked figures standing at the top of the entryway as the music continues. One cloaked figure steps behind the other, suggestively running hands up the first cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it drop to the ground to show Hecate standing in black hot pants with a Jade Dragon wrapping around the her waist and a black halter top with a silvery white owl across her left breast, the Heartlands title proudly fastened around her waist. Hecate lifts her scepter up in the air before spinning around the second cloaked figure and repeating the suggestive running of her hands up the cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it spill to the floor to reveal Jade standing there in a matching black hot pants and halter top, although on Jade the dragon is wrapped around her chest and the owl is one leg of the hot pants, pointed inwards with the Shoot title fastened proudly around her waist.]
Wayne Inkster - And their partners, at a combined weight of 305 lbs and representing the Daughters of Darkness, they are the current Heartlands and Shoot champions...the team of The Dark Priestess HECATE !!!! and the Chinese Dragon JADE !!!!!
[Hecate and Jade stand side by side, looking at each other and then Hecate starts down towards the ring, Jade standing at the entrance watching her before taking off in a run towards the ring, Hecate hopping up onto the ring apron and dropping into a split as Jade leaps up landing on Hecate's shoulders in a handstand before vaulting over the ropes as Hecate slithers under the ring ropes on her belly and rises up behind Jade, the two staring out at the crowd belly to back before rushing the corners and hopping up to the second turnbuckle and lifting their hands, bringing a surprising amount of cheers from the fans before hopping down and joining Kronin and Ryven.]
Jack Gene - There are so many sub-stories within this match, it is impossible to know just what will happen here.
Bill Hughes - I know one thing that will happen, Hecate and Jade will come out to one of the hottest ring entrances ever!
Jack Gene - Looks like John Law has finished checking all the wrestlers and making sure all the belts and entrance attire has been removed from the ring. TDA! is in their corner discussing who is going to be starting for them. Valora and Umbrage just stepped out of the ring, and AWS Man (Also known as Bill) just pushed Adam Pyre towards the middle of the ring before slipping out himself.
Bill Hughes - In AWS Man's eyes, Adam Pyre is the weak member of the team, the only person in TDA! that hasn't worn the Great Lakes title at some point in their career so Adam Pyre has to continue to prove himself to AWS Man.
Jack Gene - And on the other side of the ring, Hecate has stepped forward. Adam, I think, just turned paler and doesn't look like he wants to be in the ring at all right now.
Bill Hughes - Do you blame him, Hecate already wants his hide for what he pulled back at Graveyard Shift 101 and he's been staying under the radar lately.
Jack Gene - Lets not forget that incident earlier tonight, Pyre was scene outside the room that Hecate was found attacked in. It's just like Adam Pyre to do something like that as well, just look at what he's done in the past. John Law is calling for the bell now.
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Hecate grins and takes a step towards the center of the ring and Adam immediately turns around and tags the nearest person to him, which happens to be Umbrage. Referee John Law motions that the tag is legit and tells Umbrage to get into the ring as Adam slips out of the ring as Umbrage gives him a long look before stepping between the ropes. Hecate meanwhile waits near her corner for Umbrage to move towards the middle of the ring before reaching out her hand which Ryven tags and steps between the ropes as Hecate step back out onto the ring apron. Umbrage and Ryven stand there staring at each other a moment before Umbrage smirks and turns around, brushing some imaginary dust off his shoulder as he walks back towards his corner only to spin back around and level the charging Ryven with a big right hand. Umbrage stands there and looks down at Ryven with a neutral expression on his face, almost as if he really didn't even see Ryven there but as Ryven started to rise, Umbrage lashed out and connected with another right hand to Ryven's head, sending the tag champ back down to the mat.]
Jack Gene - After Adam Pyre bailed we ended up with Umbrage and Ryven to start this match off and Umbrage suckered Ryven in by acting like he was walking away.
Bill Hughes - Ha! Whyven the supposed Mentalist of WMW out foxed by an ole drunk bastard! Told you the boy wonder was a fraud and right now Umbrage is exposing him in front of everyone.
[Ryven starts to rise back to his knees again, but as Umbrage moves to deliver another wicked punch, Ryven spins on one knee as his other leg extends and sweeps Umbrage off his feet, sending the Hardcore Legend falling to the mat flat on his back. Ryven all but leaps up the length of Umbrage's body and starts laying in a series of punches and elbows down onto the stunned Umbrage before the Hardcore Legend is able to cover up. Ryven finally gets up and delivers a swift snap kick to Umbrage's midsection as he does and looks down on Umbrage before dropping an elbow down on him and getting into Umbrage's face.]
Ryven - Before I'm done with you, you will be nothing but a drunk broken old man who is just a foot note in the WMW history books. It's real...it's damn real!
[Ryven punctuates that with a head butt to Umbrage's head, sending Umbrage rolling on the ring mat as Ryven gets back to his feet and waits for Umbrage to get back up to his knees, delivering a kick to the side of Umbrage's head and then dropping Umbrage back to the mat with a quick DDT.]
Jack Gene - Ryven taking it to Umbrage, the bad blood between those two is a long way from being settled.
Bill Hughes - Wonderful observation there Sherlock, Ryven's only been talking about it for weeks now and these two have been fighting since last years All-In but it doesn't matter cause wonder boy will never come close to matching Umbrage's records here in the WMW.
[Ryven moves to pull Umbrage up to his feet but the Hardcore Legend grabs a hold of the front of Ryven's trunks and falls backwards, sending Ryven shoulder first into the corner and into the ring post. The crowd winces and cries out loudly as Umbrage climbs back to his feet, pulling Ryven out and making a full circle in the ring before shoving Ryven shoulder first into the ring post again. Ryven grunts out as his flesh connects with the steel post while John Law forces Umbrage away from the corner before he could cause any more damage to Ryven's shoulder. The Hardcore Legend smirking as he grabs the back of Ryven's trunks, yanking him out from the corner and driving an elbow into Ryven's back at the same time, which makes Ryven sink down to his knees as Umbrage follows up with a kick to the back of Ryven's head, sending him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Referee John Law warns Umbrage about attacking in the corner but Umbrage either doesn't hear John Law or doesn't care as the Hardcore Legend presses his knee into Ryven's back and pushes Ryven into the turnbuckle while holding onto the top rope with both hands, only stopping when John Law reaches the count of 4. ]
Bill Hughes - See I told you that Whyven wouldn't be able to do anything with his short flurry, ten seconds and he's done for the night. So I hear from Rebecca at least.
Jack Gene - That is tasteless even for you Bill, he hears you he will punch you out again like last week.
Bill Hughes - Lets see him try that again when I'm ready for him, he might be the one getting punched out!
Jack Gene - Keep dreaming that Bill, keep dreaming that. Umbrage has walked over to his corner and looks like he's about to tag Valora in, the challengers looking to really work on Ryven before the big tag team title match at Groundhog Slay.
[Umbrage reaches out as he nears TDA!'s corner, intending to tag in Valora but before she can make the tag, AWS Ma (also known as Bill) reaches over and slaps Umbrage's hand and tags himself in. Umbrage gives AWS Man (also known as Bill) a long look as the Insane One climbs into the ring, then turns to Valora and shrugs before climbing out onto the ring apron, Valora returns the shrug as AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets into the ring and rushes over, delivering a kick to the back of Ryven as the tag champ tries to pull himself up sending Ryven stumbling back down to one knee. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pulls Ryven back to his feet and sends Ryven into the ropes on the other side of the ring, bouncing of the ropes nearest to him and rushing towards the returning Ryven, jumping up in the air and going for a cross body block as manages to drop down to the mat and AWS Man (also known as Bill) sails over his head and crashes down to the mat belly first, where the Insane One rises back up to his knees briefly, both hands clenching at his midsection before falling back down towards the mat.]
Jack Gene - AWS Man (also known as Bill) with an attempted cross body block but Ryven was able to drop underneath and AWS Man (also known as Bill) crashed and burned on that attempt.
Bill Hughes - Minor setback, AWS Man (also known as Bill) won't be stopped by some lame missed move, just you wait, before this match is done he will bitch slap Ryven with the Slap the Freak Around.
Jack Gene - Watch it Bill or they will start censoring you again.
Bill Hughes - They wouldn't dare censor me, I mean just watch prime time TV and they are even worse.
Jack Gene - You have a good point there...but still watch it.
[The Insane One gets back up to his feet about the same time Ryven does, charging towards Ryven who steps forward and wraps his arms around AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s torso and pops his hips, lifting AWS Man (also known as Bill) up and over as Ryven twists his body around and drives AWS Man (also known as Bill) down into the mat with a belly to belly suplex which causes AWS Man (also known as Bill) to arch up after the impact. Ryven reaches backwards as he stumbles back towards PoP's corner and tags in Jade while AWS Man (also known as Bill) writhes on the mat.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - That Freakin' hurt! Just cause you can't perform doesn't mean you can take it out on me! I'm the Insane Commish...wait no...that was last Freakin' year or something, but still I'm famous and important around here!
[AWS Man rises back to his feet as he finishes his tirade only to get dropped back down to the mat again by a kick from Jade who follows up by bouncing off the ropes and connecting with a lighting quick leg drop to AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s neck. While AWS Man (also known as Bill) is writhing on the mat from the leg drop, Jade does a hand stand in the middle of the ring, then uses her legs to twist her body as she drops from the handstand and turns it into a corkscrew elbow drop into AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s midsection.]
Bill Hughes - AWS Man (also known as Bill) has a very good point, he's a former commissioner and he should be treated with respect.
Jack Gene - Bill, being WMW commissioner isn't like the Presidency, once your done that's it, no more special treatment.
Bill Hughes - You mean it's not a lifer position? Damn it all to hell then, I'm withdrawing my nomination.
Jack Gene - What are you rambling about now Bill? We're not even looking for a new commissioner.
Bill Hughes - Well I sorta nominated myself just in case Sault St. Marie had to take some time off or something.
Jack Gene - You're unbelievable, you know that. Jade has AWS Man (also known as Bill) trapped in a head scissors.
Bill Hughes - I can't tell if AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s eyes are bulging out because of the head scissors or because of the view he now has of her coochie covered by those hot pants. I'm allowed to say coohie right....well even if I'm not I'm saying it anyhow. It's definitely got to be the view of Jade's coochie that is getting to AWS Man (also known as Bill).
[In the ring, Jade arches and stretches out, squeezing down and putting even more pressure on AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s neck, who seems somewhat entranced by the movement of Jade's thighs and gluts as the Asian woman continues to keep the head scissors locked on AWS Man (also known as Bill) but eventually the Insane One snaps out of whatever daze he was in and twist about trying to get free before working his way back to his knees and reaching out to grab Jade around the waist. AWS Man (also known as Bill) rises up on his knees, using his hold on Jade's waist to pull her up as he rises then drives the Asian woman down into the mat with a mini powerbomb type move. The first one doesn't break the hold so AWS Man (also known as Bill) repeats it several more times until Jade finally breaks the hold.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - I knew you still freakin wanted me, but I'm not into all that freaky stuff...unless it's actually in a porno ..then it's freakin wicked.
[Jade rolls away from AWS Man (also known as Bill) as the Insane One rises back to his feet snagging Jade's hair and pulling her in close against his body before wrapping his arms around her and with a grunt, pushing off and flipping Jade up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks over and pulls Jade back up to her feet, the Shoot champion connecting with a few chops before the Insane One buries a knee into Jade's midsection then pulls her up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry and walks towards the PoP's corner, taunting them before falling backwards and driving Jade down into the mat with a Samoan drop. AWS Man (also known as Bill) rocks back and goes for a cover, John Law sliding into position...1....2....Jade kicks out before the count of three and AWS Man (also known as Bill) quickly gets back to his feet, waiting on Jade to get up.]
Jack Gene - AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a cover after that Samoan drop, but Jade still has too much left in her at this point.
Bill Hughes - AWS Man is just getting started, he's knows Jade still lusts for him and will give her more AWS Man (also known as Bill) than she can handle.
[Jade makes it back up to her feet and AWS Man (also known as Bill) takes two sides steps towards her and thrusts his right leg up and out, trying to connect with Jade's chin, but the Shoot champion ducks under the kick, grabbing a hold of that ankle before AWS Man (also known as Bill) can pull the leg back and sweeps his other leg out from under him, clamping on an Ankle lock as AWS Man (also known as Bill) writhes and grunts out on the mat, looking for the nearest ropes before starting to crawl across the mat towards the ropes.]
Bill Hughes - Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off by AWS Man (also known as Bill) this match is over...what? How dare she duck, didn't these wannabe punks read the contract that says they can't try to avoid any of AWS Man (Also known as Bill)'s attacks in the ring. It goes back to the whole Commissioner for Life thing.
Jack Gene - I told you once already, it doesn't work that way and even if AWS Man (also known as Bill) had such a clause, I doubt anyone in the PoP gives a flying fig about it.
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) crawls across the ring, Jade moves to pull him back but AWS Man (also known as Bill) rolls over and uses his other foot to push Jade back, knocking her down and breaking the ankle lock. AWS Man (also known as Bill) quickly scurries across the ring and makes a tag out to Adam Pyre, who glances over at Hecate before sliding into the ring and watching as Jade gets to her feet and charges.]
Adam Pyre - B! AND E!
[Delivering a running big boot to Jade just as the Shoot champion gets back to her feet, sending Jade crashing back down to the mat again. Adam takes a moment to mouth something off to Hecate before pulling Jade up and into a front face lock, holding there while backing out of the PoP side of the ring and moving towards the TDA! side of the ring. About the middle of the ring, Adam starts to use his knees to deliver blows to Jade's midsection and face. After a few moments of this, Jade actually steps into Adam's body, wrapping her arms around his waist as she squats and then lefts, bridging over backwards and sending Adam up and over as she turns the front face lock into a back body drop/ fisherman's suplex type move. John Law moves to make the count but Adam Pyre kicks out before John Law can even count one. Both competitors make it back to their feet, the two fighters exchanging chops and slaps in the middle of the ring before Adam buries a boot into Jade's midsection, bending the Shoot champion over and picking her up over his head and running towards the corner, powerbombing Jade into the turnbuckle. The Shoot champion crumbles down into the corner after Adam Pyre nearly folds her in half while on the outside the rest of TDA! is cheering Adam on while the members of PoP are trying to fire Jade up and calling for her to make a tag.]
Jack Gene - Beautiful move by Jade there, caught Adam off guard but wasn't able to make even a one count.
Bill Hughes - I'll admit that was a pretty move, but Adam Pyre was more effective with his move. He nearly broke Jade in half.
Jack Gene - He hasn't done anything to capitalize on it though. And now he's mouthing off to Hecate again about something and she doesn't seem to be wanting to hear what he has to say. Could this be something in regards to what happened earlier in the show, Adam Pyre is still the most likely suspect to that whole incident.
Bill Hughes - Innocent until proven guilty Jack, Adam just happen upon the scene, there is no evidence otherwise.
[Adam Pyre moves back to pull Jade up and out of the corner, only to stagger back after Jade hits Adam with the Jade Palm Strike, the Shoot champion using the ropes to pull herself to her feet and delivers another thrusting palm strike to Adam's midsection, staggering him back another few paces. Adam moves back several more spaces as Jade stumbles out of the corner, Adam sets his sights on Jade, not seeing Kronin reaching out and tagging himself in.]
Adam Pyre - BOOOOOM!!!!!
[Adam Pyre charges across the ring, trying to spear Jade but the Shoot champion leap frogs over Adam as the King of Freaks steams by only to run into Kronin waiting for him with a big boot which stops Adam Pyre dead in his tracks allowing Kronin to pull him into position and push off with his feet, flipping over Adam's back and connecting with the Death by Metal. Jade runs head long into the ropes which Valora grabs the top rope as she hops off the ring apron and down to the floor, pulling the top rope down with her and causing Jade to tumble over the top rope and crashing out onto the floor.]
Jack Gene - Death by Metal!! Kronin just connected with the Death by Metal on Adam Pyre!!
Bill Hughes - Pyre never saw the tag but Jade paid for it as well, Valora dumping her over the top rope and out to the floor. This thing is threatening to break down fast.
[Kronin goes to hook Adam's leg up for a cover but AWS Man (also known as Bill) stops the count by hitting the Win the Freakin’ Matchifier off the top rope and crashing down onto Kronin as he covers Adam Pyre. In the mean time, Valora is sneaking around the outside the ring, almost crawling on her hands and knees. John Law starts to order AWS Man (also known as Bill) out of the ring, but before he can do anything, Hecate sling shots up to the top rope, balancing there for a moment before spring-boarding off and catching AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a Hades Bound that sends the Insane One one bouncing and rolling out to the floor bringing loud cheers from the fans in attendance.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord! Talk about breaking down in a hurry, AWS Man (also known as Bill) with the Win the Freakin' Matchifier on Kronin.
Bill Hughes - Great team work and looking out for your partner, that could have won the match for them if Hecate hadn't cheated and took AWS Man (Also known as Bill). Listen to these ingrates eat it up, don't they know that only with TDA! in control will WMW take the lead in WWA this year, they are sabotaging our chances.
Jack Gene - So it's teamwork when AWS Man (also known as Bill) interferes but it's cheating when Hecate does the same thing, great double standard there Bill.
Bill Hughes - Thank you, I am very proud of it myself.
[Hecate rises back to her feet after taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill) and turns just in time to step into the waiting arms of Umbrage who lifts her up and then with a snap twist, spins and drives Hecate back down to the mat with the Riot Act. Hecate arches and writhes under the impact of the Riot Act as Umbrage stands up and drinks an invisible beer before bending over and mock spitting the beer down onto Hecate. As Umbrage turns back around to help Adam Pyre, who still hasn't moved after that Death by Metal he is met with a spear by the charging Ryven that takes both men out through the ring ropes and crashing to the mats around the ring side area.]
Bill Hughes - Massive Riot Act by Umbrage just took out the Dark Priestess and he was getting ready to roll Pyre on top of her for the win.
Jack Gene - Hecate isn't the legal wrestler though, that is Kronin who is starting to get to his feet after the Win the Freakin' Matchifier from AWS Man (also known as Bill), and Ryven took both himself and Umbrage out with that..hey what is Valora doing! She just took Kronin's guitar out of Lily's hands.
[Lily screams out, just as Valora jumps up on the ring apron as as Kronin turns, Valora brings the guitar crashing down over top of his head right in front of referee John Law. Kronin sways on his feet a moment or two then falls backwards to the mat as John Law calls for the bell. Valora leaning over the ropes with that sadistic grin on her face.]
Valora - Payback is a bitch and so am I!!
Jack Gene - OH!MY!GOD! Valora just got That Damn Awesome disqualified! Smashing Kronin's guitar over his head right in front of the Referee. John Law had no choice but to call this match.
Bill Hughes - Sacrifice, this match was meaningless to That Damn Awesome against the greater benefit of possibily injuring Kronin before next weeks tag title match.
[Suddenly the STO Theme plays as Sault St. Marie walks out of the back, looking at the carnage in the ring, shaking his head before lifting a microphone to his mouth.]
Sault St. Marie - Well well well. That Damn Awesome! you are not going to get off that easily. This match is now a no disqualification and no count out match and it re-starts right now!
[The eight participants in the match, all of whom are in various conditions around the ring look up at Sault St. Marie as the crowd cheers, Valora actually tosses her head back and starts laughing out, that is until Lily picks up Hecate's scepter and using a two handed baseball swing, cracks the scepter against the back of Valora's legs, sending the Great Lakes champion backward from the ring apron to the floor below, Lily looking around as the crowd both cheers and boos her before tossing the scepter to the side as Kronin pulls himself back up to his feet with the ring ropes. On the outside of the ring, Ryven and Umbrage take a moment to look at each other before going at it again.]
Jack Gene - Sault St. Marie just restarted this match, as a no disqualification match and no count out! That really has to favor That Damn Awesome! now.
Bill Hughes - I have to agree with you there, this is right up That Damn Awesome!'s alley, Sault St. Marie all but handed That Damn Awesome! the victory.
[Jade pulls herself up into the ring on the other side, while Kronin, AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Valora fight on the other side of the ring on the outside. Inside the ring, Adam Pyre is pulling himself back up to his feet while Hecate pulls herself up to the ring apron on the side, looking over at Jade and nodding her head. Jade bounces off the ropes, ducking under a big boot attempt by Adam Pyre and climbing up the turnbuckles in the corner and pausing at the top, hoping up and turning around then spring boarding off and flipping over in a moonsault, landing on all three of the people fighting at ring side, taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill), Kronin and Valora. At the same time, on the other side, Hecate runs down the ring apron and jumps off the end of the ring apron, somersaulting through the air to collide with both Umbrage and Ryven at ring side, leaving everyone but Adam Pyre laying out on the floor.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord, Jade and Hecate just took out everyone else but Adam Pyre with their synchronized moves, a beautiful moonsault by Jade and a Rolling Thunder style somersault by Hecate.
Bill Hughes - I have to agree with you there, this is right up That Damn Awesome!'s alley, Sault St. Marie all but handed That Damn Awesome! the victory.
[Jade pulls herself up into the ring on the other side, while Kronin, AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Valora fight on the other side of the ring on the outside. Inside the ring, Adam Pyre is pulling himself back up to his feet while Hecate pulls herself up to the ring apron on the side, looking over at Jade and nodding her head. Jade bounces off the ropes, ducking under a big boot attempt by Adam Pyre and climbing up the turnbuckles in the corner and pausing at the top, hoping up and turning around then spring boarding off and flipping over in a moonsault, landing on all three of the people fighting at ring side, taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill), Kronin and Valora. At the same time, on the other side, Hecate runs down the ring apron and jumps off the end of the ring apron, somersaulting through the air to collide with both Umbrage and Ryven at ring side, leaving everyone but Adam Pyre laying out on the floor.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord, Jade and Hecate just took out everyone else but Adam Pyre with their synchronized moves, a beautiful moonsault by Jade and a Rolling Thunder style somersault by Hecate.
Bill Hughes - It's carnage everywhere and Adam looks like he is planning something. I think we're about to see Adam Pyre's Killing Joke. He's charging the far ropes and he's bouncing off them..YES! Killing Joke by Adam Pyre! He just took out Jade, Kronin, Valora and AWS Man (also known as Bill) with that. Everyone is down and out and John Law can't do anything cause of Sault St. Marie's ruling.
[Slowly the various bodies on the outside start to move, Umbrage rolling Ryven's body off of him and using the ring barricade to pull himself up only to have Ryven explode and take Umbrage over the ring barricade with a clothesline, sending the pair of them brawling through the crowd. AWS Man crawls away from the other four bodies at ring side and looks around, making a bee line for Pen while Hecate is busy talking to one of the fans at ringside, getting something them. Adam Pyre pulls himself back up into the ring slowly, groaning and rolling under the ring ropes as Kronin and Jade help each other back to their feet as Valora growls and pulls herself up by ring barricade as well.]
Jack Gene - These eight are going all out here, bodies everywhere. Ryven and Umbrage have all but taken themselves out of the match brawling through the fans while Hecate is being handed something by the fan at ringside, a fan with face paint on.
Bill Hughes - Guess this match has gone on so long that Hecate needed to touch her face paint up. AWS Man (also known as Bill) has gotten away from the others and has Pen in hand and looks like he has set his sights on Hecate as she has her back turned to him.
[Valora swings the neck of the broken guitar and doubles Jade over before placing one hand on Jade's back and springing over Jade's back and launching into a Trouble in Paradise that connects and spins Kronin around and sends him head first into the ring post. Valora lifts her guitar club and aims for Jade once more but Jade ducks under the swing and delivers a kick to Valora's midsection then takes Valora down to the ground with the Lightning Spiral.]
Jack Gene - Lightning Spiral! Jade just took out Valora on the outside with a Lightning Spiral right after Valora hit Trouble in Paradise on Kronin and sent him flying into the ring post.
Bill Hughes - Bodies are falling all over the place! Come on That Damn Awesome! Show them how this is your match.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises Pen over his head and sneaks up behind Hecate who suddenly mule kicks backwards and catches AWS Man (also known as Bill) in the midsection, doubling him over as she turns around and with hand fulls of the paint, smears it all over the goggle portion of AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s paintball mask, blinding the former Great Lakes champion, AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches up and tries to wipe the paint off before Hecate jumps up and grabs AWS Man (also known as Bill) around the head and falls backwards, driving AWS Man (also known as Bill)'s head into the ring barricade. AWS Man (also known as Bill) slumps down on the mats outside the ring. Inside the ring Jade starts to climb into the ring while Adam Pyre is waiting and before she can get into the ring itself Pyre charges and connects with the Six Minute Miracle, knocking Jade back off the ring apron and down on top of the laid out Valora at ringside.]
Jack Gene - Hecate just drove AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ring barricade with a Hades Bound after blinding him!
Bill Hughes - She should be disqualified for that! No matter what the rules, going after a man's face should not be allowed.
Jack Gene - To bad, it's a no Disqualification match now and it's perfectly legal. Adam Pyre just took Jade out with the six Minute Miracle, the only two people up right now are Adam Pyre and Hecate, something people have been waiting to see.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - Bitch! You ruined my face! You ruined my freakin' face!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) claws at his painted face while Adam Pyre looks around at all the carnage and looks for Hecate, who has grabbed Pen after taking out AWS Man (also known as Bill). Hecate slides back into the ring with Pen behind her back and Adam Pyre grins.]
Adam Pyre - B! & E!
[Adam Pyre charges across the ring towards Hecate who simply drops to the floor and catches Adam Pyre with a drop toe hold into the middle rope, hopping to her feet as Adam bounces off the rope and when he turns around delivering a blow between the eyes with Pen and following it up with a kick right between Pyre's legs, leaving Pyre standing there clenching at his little freaks and swaying slightly. Hecate grins and pulls Adam's head under one arms, turning him and pointing to the ceiling before pushing herself off the mat and rising above Pyre in a handstand before swinging down and driving Pyre's head into the mat. Hecate looks around to make sure no one else is moving before rolling Pyre over and covering him for the pin, John Law sliding into position and making the count...1...2...3...John rises up and calls for the bell.]
Jack Gene - And Hecate just pinned Adam Pyre to win this one for her team, no one will be the same after this match though.
Bill Hughes - They should reverse this match because of what she did to AWS Man!
[Hecate has her arm lifted in the air as Jade and Kronin slowly crawl into the ring and rise to their feet, Ryven and Umbrage are still brawling in the back for all anyone knows.]
Jack Gene - Our General Manager, Sault St. Marie made this a no DQ and no count out match, so what happened was perfectly legal, besides AWS Man (also known as Bill) was going to use Pen on her. How will this loss affect That Damn Awesome!, the Tag Team champions and the Daughters of Darkness heading into Groundhog Slay '10?
[The scene fades out with Kronin, Jade and Hecate celebrating in the ring.]
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