Graveyard Shift 106
Posted: January 21st, 2010 | Category: Televised Results | No Comments »
The Card:
Wone vs. “The Executioner” Jordan Keyser
Mo’ Bad vs. Gras-Dawg
Hell Rell vs Amariie
Hecate (c) vs Damian Knight
Father Nathan vs Jade (c)
Kronin and Ryven (c) vs Valora and Umbrage
Graveyard Shift 106 - January 20th, 2010 - WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
A Storm is Rising
[A man dressed in a black duster, wide-brimmed hat and saddlebag walks through the parking garage and approaches the camera, head down to obscure his face. Each blue jean and work boot clad determined step oozes confidence. The man stops directly under the camera and reaches under his hat. He pulls his hand away and tosses a spent cigarette off to the side before heading into the metal double doors.]Jack Gene - Could that be the StormRider?
Bill Hughes - I sure hope so. I'm tired of waiting for him to show up.
Jack Gene - Wait, you know who he is already?
Bill Hughes - Of course I do! Don't you know how to look people up on the internet? Geez!
Opening Commentary
[The shot switches to ringside, where Jack Gene and Bill Hughes sit, dressed in their best commenting attire, ready to call tonight's action.]
Jack Gene - And Welcome to Graveyard Shift 106, folks! We are coming to you live from the WMW Arena in Cleveland Ohio and do we have a packed show for you tonight.
Bill Hughes - The arena isn't the only thing packed tonight, we have some guaranteed excitement during tonight's show.
Jack Gene - That's right, we have the debut of Jordan Keyser against a former GLC in Wone in Wone's second match back, Amariie taking on Hell Rell, Mo' Bad taking on Gras-Dawg. Plus we have several non-title matches that could decided who gets title shots upcoming. Hecate vs Damian Knight in a grudge match where the Spartan Kick has been banned, Father Nathan trying to continue his streak by taking on Jade and the tag team champions, Kronin and Ryven to meet the Hardcore Icon's Umbrage and Valora.
Bill Hughes - Three big non-title matches, which I'm really looking forward to seeing the Hardcore Icon beating down on Kronin and Ryven, plus how will Jade respond to Father Nathan declaring war on the Daughters of Darkness who are without Druscilla tonight. And will Hecate be able to knock Damian Knight out again or will the Business Man put Hecate on notice for a hostile takeover of the Heartlands Title.
Jack Gene -A lot of focus will be on those three matches, but the Gras-Dawg versus Mo' Bad match could potentially be for the number 1 contendership for Hecate's Heartlands title, while Amariie looks to continue her drive to get back into the Shoot title hunt but Hell Rell has his own goals in mind.
Bill Hughes - And the debut of Jordan Keyser, another WTF refugee who I'm excited to see, this place could use a little housecleaning and these new WTF guys might just be what WMW needs.
Jack Gene - Already playing favorites Bill?
Bill Hughes - Hey how can you not like guys from a fed with the name WTF...that alone makes them awesome in my book.
Jack Gene - It's about time for us to get to our first match, Wone versus Jordan Keyser, have any thoughts on the match Bill?
Bill Hughes - Keyser can talk the talk, but tonight we get to see if he can walk the walk, my money is that he can and Wone will find himself in a familiar position of looking up at the lights.
Jack Gene - I'm surprised you didn't pull out the "To be the man you have to beat the man" line in that little speech of yours Bill.
Bill Hughes - I was working up to it till you interrupted me Jackie.
Jack Gene - What about the other matches? Anything leap out at you?
Bill Hughes - The Hardcore Icons vs Kronin and Whyven, this will be a real test for both team but you can't go against the Hardcore Icons, they will be the most dominant tag team in the WMW for as long as they want to be.
Jack Gene - Well, we're getting word it's time for our first match of the night...
Bill Hughes - Hold on, Jack. I hear there's something going on in the back?
[The shot changes to the ring.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Well… I guess congratufreakin’lations are in order. We went into that Chilly McFrosty match as a team, and we worked as a team … for the most part.
[The Insane One directs his gaze to Pyre as he says the last phrase, but then looks back at Valora.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – You picked up your first GLC win, and you did it at Krunk Juice’s expense. I guess I can’t really freakin’ complain about that. And I know you’re planning on still having that title when you face him like a bajillion months from now in your little Ironman match. It’s cute that you think you can keep it that long. Just remember that the All-Income Tax Challenge is coming up … and I do plan on threepeating that biz-freakin’-nitch.
Valora – Hey, you win the All-In Challenge, I'll face you. Win, win for us as TDA holds the belt either way that way. But don't worry, AWS Man. I know sooner or later I gotta beat you as well as Kronin to be taken seriously as a Great Lakes Champion. You'll get your shot, don't worry.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) listens to what his stablemate has to say and nods his head.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Well, the important thing is that the title stays in TDA! … the house that I built.
[The Insane One turns towards Pyre, who responds with one of his trademark smirks.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – As for you, Pyrite, I haven’t forgotten about you pinning me in that match and making me go to the punishment room where I had to watch the match end…
[Pyre opens his mouth to respond, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises a hand to cut him off.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – But I guess that was payback for me knocking you the freak out during that four-way match and giving Tecate the chance to pin you. So we’ll call it even. As long as we’re freakin’ understood that “even” means I’m still the leader of this joint, and if you ever backstab me like that again, there will be freakin’ consequences.
Pyre – Yeah, sure Billy, sounds good. But this ain't no spring street situation. That works both ways chief. You think about tryin to knock my freakin' head off again, or whatever it is that you call that cheap ass imitation of the six minute miracle, and you better believe I'll be comin for ya.
[The Insane One looks at Pyre for a moment longer, then glances back and forth between Valora and Umbrage.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Oh yeah, good job last week freakin’ beating the Sisters of Skantitude, you guys. Every time one of us beats Panda Express, an angel gets a BJ. Speaking of which, I brought a bunch of training materials if you guys need to get ready for your match.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds up a bag filled with porn DVDs, seemingly out of nowhere. Seriously, he was not carrying that when he came in. Weird.]
Umbrage – Na, I got my training material right here. Besides, all that's last year's material. You really need to update your collection, Billy.
[WMW’s hardcore icon pours himself a shot of something dark and slams it down. AWS Man (also known as Bill) shrugs.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Fine, but now don’t blame me if you guys aren’t freakin’ prepared. I don’t see how anybody else wins around here, none of you know how to properly train.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) pops in a DVD and takes a seat on the locker room’s plush couch as the cameras fade out.]
Stuff Happens with TDA!
[The cameras cut backstage, to the locker room of That Damn Awesome! Valora, Adam Pyre, and Umbrage are all sitting around the bar, talking quietly, when the door suddenly slams open and AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks in. The WMW Hall of Famer narrows his eyes and holds Pen in a potentially threatening manner as he approaches Valora, who stands and calmly returns his gaze while making sure to adjust her Great Lakes title on her shoulder. The Insane One slowly shifts his focus to the belt, then back to look Valora in the eyes, as Pyre and Umbrage look on with interest. After several tense moments, AWS Man (also known as Bill) lowers Pen and nods curtly.]AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Well… I guess congratufreakin’lations are in order. We went into that Chilly McFrosty match as a team, and we worked as a team … for the most part.
[The Insane One directs his gaze to Pyre as he says the last phrase, but then looks back at Valora.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – You picked up your first GLC win, and you did it at Krunk Juice’s expense. I guess I can’t really freakin’ complain about that. And I know you’re planning on still having that title when you face him like a bajillion months from now in your little Ironman match. It’s cute that you think you can keep it that long. Just remember that the All-Income Tax Challenge is coming up … and I do plan on threepeating that biz-freakin’-nitch.
Valora – Hey, you win the All-In Challenge, I'll face you. Win, win for us as TDA holds the belt either way that way. But don't worry, AWS Man. I know sooner or later I gotta beat you as well as Kronin to be taken seriously as a Great Lakes Champion. You'll get your shot, don't worry.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) listens to what his stablemate has to say and nods his head.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Well, the important thing is that the title stays in TDA! … the house that I built.
[The Insane One turns towards Pyre, who responds with one of his trademark smirks.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – As for you, Pyrite, I haven’t forgotten about you pinning me in that match and making me go to the punishment room where I had to watch the match end…
[Pyre opens his mouth to respond, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises a hand to cut him off.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – But I guess that was payback for me knocking you the freak out during that four-way match and giving Tecate the chance to pin you. So we’ll call it even. As long as we’re freakin’ understood that “even” means I’m still the leader of this joint, and if you ever backstab me like that again, there will be freakin’ consequences.
Pyre – Yeah, sure Billy, sounds good. But this ain't no spring street situation. That works both ways chief. You think about tryin to knock my freakin' head off again, or whatever it is that you call that cheap ass imitation of the six minute miracle, and you better believe I'll be comin for ya.
[The Insane One looks at Pyre for a moment longer, then glances back and forth between Valora and Umbrage.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Oh yeah, good job last week freakin’ beating the Sisters of Skantitude, you guys. Every time one of us beats Panda Express, an angel gets a BJ. Speaking of which, I brought a bunch of training materials if you guys need to get ready for your match.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds up a bag filled with porn DVDs, seemingly out of nowhere. Seriously, he was not carrying that when he came in. Weird.]
Umbrage – Na, I got my training material right here. Besides, all that's last year's material. You really need to update your collection, Billy.
[WMW’s hardcore icon pours himself a shot of something dark and slams it down. AWS Man (also known as Bill) shrugs.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Fine, but now don’t blame me if you guys aren’t freakin’ prepared. I don’t see how anybody else wins around here, none of you know how to properly train.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) pops in a DVD and takes a seat on the locker room’s plush couch as the cameras fade out.]
Wone vs. "The Executioner" Jordan Keyser
Written by: Ryven
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Purgatory, Maine, he stands in at six feet, two inches tall and weighs in at 226 pounds, he is a former Wrestling Midwest Champion, he is, Wone!!!!!!
["Our Truth" by Lacuna Coil begins to play over the speakers. As the lead singer begins to wail Wone steps through the curtain and stands at the top of the entrance.]
[His black, matted hair covers his white painted face as he stares down at this feet. After a few seconds he looks up and focuses on the ring as he walks deliberately towards it. He pays no attention the fans or their reactions.]
[Wone reaches the ring apron and leaps up on to it grabbing the top rope with both hands. Finally he gazes out over the crowd before leaping over the top rope and in to the ring. He heads for the far corner and puts his back up against the turnbuckles. He kneels down on one knee to wait for the start of the match.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent. Coming to us from Neuces County, Texas, he stands in at six feet, five inches tall and weighs 230 pounds, he's known as The Executioner, he is, Jordan Keyser!!!!!!
["Critical Acclaim" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers as Jordan Keyser steps out from backstage. He wears black knee length black work-out shorts with a gold X at the bottom of each leg. He also sports a long sleeve hooded t-shirt with EXECUTIONER written in gold across the front. On the back it says PERFECT EXECUTION in bleeding gold script. He ignores his surroundings for the most part, pausing on his way only to harass fans before climbing into the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Well, this should prove to be....Wone hell of a match! Zing!
Jack Gene - Seriously? You're not going to do this the entire time, are you?
Bill Hughes - Probably. At least until he retires again. I wrote a bunch of these down last night.
Jack Gene - Holy...Bill, there must be like four pages of bad puns here!
Bill Hughes - I know, right? Man, when I get inspired, I get inspired, son!
Jack Gene - What about Jordan Keyser?
Bill Hughes - Nah, he's not exactly ripe for puns. I mean, his name isn't good enough, and he's from Texas. All the jokes about Texas have been done already.
Jack Gene - No, I mean, for this match. It's the debut of the man who calls himself the Executioner, and he's made it known he wants to live up to that name.
Bill Hughes - Well, he's going to have to try hard to....Execute...the Wone...man in the...ring....hrm. That could've been better.
Jack Gene - Oh, thank God, the match is about to start.
[Ding, ding]
Jack Gene - Wone is coming off of that tough loss last week, and is probably looking to reboot his entrance here in WMW with a win over Keyser. However, Keyser's the fresh blood, and he'll no doubt want to cement a name for himself and rise above the recent influx of talent we've got here at WMW. A win over Wone will easily separate his name from the group.
[Wone and Keyser instantly hook up, both vying for control. Keyser tries to leverage his height, but is instantly rebuffed by Wone as he twists and throws Keyser into the corner. Wone goes for a quick boot, but Keyser moves quickly out of the way. Wone rebounds from the miss and tries a forearm strike on Keyser, hitting the taller man with a resounding smack. Wone follows up with a huge knee to Keyser's midsection, sending him to the mat in pain. Wone get ahold of Keyser by the neck and goes to pull him up, but Keyser leaps and chop-blocks Wone. Keyser leaps on top of Wone and they brawl.]
Bill Hughes - Now this is a fight!
Jack Gene - Not much technical skill from Jordan Keyser so far, he seems content to get Wone down on the mat and pummel him into submission.
Bill Hughes - He's definitely Wone to look out for! Ha!
[Wone gets a fist free and slams it into the side of Keyser's head. He follows that with a quick elbow, sending Keyser off of him, holding his head in pain. Wone lifts his legs and springs to his feet, turning and flipping forward to land a leg drop on Keyser. The crowd goes wild as Wone bounces to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle.]
Jack Gene - Wone is wasting no time going for the big stuff! It looks like he wants to hit Keyser fast and hard; knock him out of this match early!
Bill Hughes - I....Wone-der.... if Keyser will survive this!
Jack Gene - You are making me physically ill with these.
[Keyser struggles to his feet, groggily pulling himself up by the ropes. He looks around the ring and turns just in time to see Wone leap outward and slam into him with a flying clothesline. Keyser hits the mat and rolls backwards, landing on his stomach. Wone recoils from his own impact, holding his torso in pain. The referee looks down at both men. He begins the count as the crowd drowns out his voices with their chanting.]
Jack Gene - Woah! Talk about a great opening match!
Bill Hughes - You aren't kidding! And it looks like Keyser is pulling himself to his feet first? How is that possible?
Jack Gene - Wone must have been more hurt by that move than Keyser! Why would someone do that to themselves?
Bill Hughes - Oh! I...uh...Wone-der why as well!
Jack Gene - Fail. You used that one already.
Bill Hughes - But not this Wone!
[Keyser gets to his feet and winces as he breathes in. He looks down at Wone who's only now pushing himself up, and starts to nod. He approaches Wone and gets a solid grip before sending him outside the ring to the screams of the crowd. Keyser stretches his arm before sliding out himself. The referee begins the count as Wone gets to his feet only to be on the receiving end of a massive kick from Keyser. Keyser gets ahold of Wone's arm and tries to throw him into the corner post, but is reversed as Wone plants his feet and hurls him instead. Keyser hits the metal bar with a thud to his left shoulder and recoils, struggling to stay on his feet. Wone leaps onto the curtain and moonsaults off, slamming into Keyser and sending both men to the concrete floor. The arena explodes.]
Jack Gene - Holy crap!
Bill Hughes - That was one for the record books!
Jack Gene - I can't believe I'm seeing this! On an opening match, no less! Listen to this crowd!
Bill Hughes - Oh wait, I mean, that was Wone for the record books!
Jack Gene - I...I know, you said that already. Why did you repeat...you know, nevermind.
[The referee's count reaches five as Wone begins to rise, kicking Keyser in the side for good measure before hauling him to his feet and throwing him into the ring. Wone pulls himself in and aligns himself with Keyser's prone body. Wone gets a grip on the top rope, springs himself up and catapults himself into the air. He stretches out his arms for a body splash, but Keyser gets his knees up and drives them into Wone's chest. Wone hits hard and recoils backward falling to the mat in pain. Keyser rolls himself to his feet and smiles, flicking off Wone before pulling Wone to his feet and hitting him with a snap suplex.]
Jack Gene - Okay, we didn't need to see Keyser do that on camera. There are kids who watch this.
Bill Hughes - What? He was just saying how he's number Wone! Get it? Get it? Number Wone?
Jack Gene - I hate my job sometimes.
Bill Hughes - Oh come on, how can you with Keyser beating Wone to a pulp right now? I'm starting to like this guy. We need more of him running around. He doesn't care what anyone says or thinks, just does what comes naturally. I can get behind that.
Jack Gene - You got tired of the puns, didn't you?
Bill Hughes - I have no idea what I was thinking. Four pages? How drunk was I last night to think this was a good idea?
[Keyser follows up with a knee drop onto Wone, rolling him up for a pin. The ref slides in; 1...2...but Wone kicks out. Keyser grimaces in frustration as he pulls Wone to his feet. Keyser hits Wone with a big boot to the midsection and throws him into the corner. Wone staggers backwards, clearly dazed and gives a clouded effort to clothesline Keyser. Keyser ducks the move and wraps his arm around Wone before slamming him to the mat. The crowd explodes in a chorus of boos.]
Bill Hughes - Perfect Execution! Keyser has just put away Wone with his signature move!
Jack Gene - The ref slides in for the count! 1...2...3!
Bill Hughes - See that Jack!? You can't keep a good man down! The Executioner is living up to his name! What a debut!
Wayne Inkster - Your winner, Jordan Keyser!!!!!
Jack Gene - You have to wonder how enraged Wone is going to be after this match. I don't know about you, but I definitely wouldn't want to be the next guy to go up against him. Stay tuned next, because we have Amariie facingoff against Hell Rell!
Hecate finds a surprise waiting for her
[Hecate is seen entering the Daughters of Darkness locker room when she notices an envelope taped to the door with her name scribbled on it with black marker. She reaches up and pulls down the envelope as she enters the room. Amariie is making her way out to her match as Hecate takes a seat to open it and see what is inside while Jade looks over with a quizzical expression to which Hecate just shrugs. She reaches in and pulls out a piece of lined notebook paper with a good amount of handwriting on it. She begins to read what is written.]"To My Beloved,
I could not wait until our next encounter. Every minute that passes seems like an eternity. The moment that we shared was epic, something that entire novels have been written about and devoted to. I needed to confirm to you that I was aware of this connection. I thought it rude of me to go on without acknowledging the level of chemistry that was obviously apparent between the two of us. I'm sure that you have felt the same since our last meeting, but I cannot wait until we can once again be together."
Hecate - And here I thought only Valora ended up with the crazy stalkers.
[Jade peeks over Hecate's shoulders.]
Jade - Hmm. Least you attract attention. Look who I drew interest from. Scott wasn't so bad but...AWS Man? Seriously? God...I'd spend most of my days in the shower...
Hecate - Well it could have been worse, you could have had Shank after you.
[Jade shudders]
Jade - Do not even joke about that, seriously.
[Hecate continues reading.]
"There is nothing in this world that will keep us apart. I won't allow that and I know that you will not either. These moments that we have together may be fleeting, but for now they will have to do. In the future we will be able to spend time together free of persecution and judging eyes. It is that time that I long for."
Hecate - This might not be so unsettling if I had a clue who sent this. Any idea who this might be from? Someone I know?
[Hecate turns her head and looks up at Jade with a slight smile.]
[Jade blinks in surprise.]
Jade - If it were me, why wouldn't I just say so? I'm not a letter kinda gal..I woulda sent an email if anything..
[Hecate shrugs playfully.]
Hecate - Hey, I have a romantic side too you know. Besides, who else would want to send me something like this...
Jade - Just off the top of me head? With all the crazy people in here? Valora, That new guy Gras-Dawg, Mo'Bad, maybe even Kronin. Maybe Kronin has had a secret crush on you since your training days and is now trying to do something about it. He was very complimentary to us in his promo, after all...
Hecate - Mo' Bad and maybe Gras-Dawg I can see doing something like this, but this isn't Valora's style. Not sure what Lily would if it's Kronin.
[Hecate shrugs and lets out a sigh as she prepares to read the final words of the letter.]
"You may have concerns about what others might think. I know that you will be concerned about the thoughts of the Daughters of Darkness but do not fret. They will come to know me and accept me for what I am in time, much as you have already done so. Together will be something that no other will be able to comprehend. In time there will be nothing that can equal the power and reach that we will have. We are strong as individuals, but when we become one, there will be no wall that we cannot break, and no man that can break us.
Until we meet again,
Your one and only "
[Hecate places the letter back in to the envelope.]
Hecate - I'm not sure what to say about this, someone certainly thinks I have strong feelings for them.
Jade - Well, I think Kronin and/or Mo'Bad are your best bets. Kronin has never really made his relationship with Lilly clear. and well Mo'Bad obviously likes you...apparently he's passed his Valora thing....even if it's not Kronin, he used to be a cop, right? He might be able to help us find out who is behind things.
[Hecate nods her head as she puts the envelope into her bag.]
Hecate - Yeah you do have a point there. I'll have to have a talk with Kronin soon then.
[The scene fades out as Hecate and Jade move onto other subjects.]
AWS Man Shows Pyre the Birds and the Bees
[The camera cuts to the TDA! locker room once again. Inside, Our resident randomness referee and all out strange man The King of Freaks, Adam Pyre is toying with a laptop. He seems to be taking the wireless mouse that accompanies it, and using it to click on the screen itself, which isn't doing anything. AWS Man (also known as Bill) steps up behind him, and after scratching his chin, decides to interrupt the debacle.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) - Hey Pyrite, whatcha freakin’ doing?
[Pyre looks up, a bit startled, then relaxes when he sees AWS Man (also known as Bill).]
Adam Pyre - Oh, hey Billy. Well Valora said she posted like a blarg or a mog or some kind of new fangled thing like that. I'm just tryin to read the damn thing so I can see if she posted any juicy bits about our rampant sex lives. You know anything about the interweb?
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Well, of course I do. You can’t be a self-respecting modern porn aficionado without freakin’ knowing how to work the webchamacallit. I don’t know nothing ‘bout no blargs, though. That sounds made up. I bet she made a freakin’ porn, maybe with you without you knowing it, and she’s trying to tell you it’s on here somewhere.
Adam Pyre - Well cop a squat here bud and show me how this crazy contraption works then! I hope she did make a crazy secret porn of us, I like to pretend I'm a fourteen years old boy who has a crazy fan obsession with Valora Salinas, but I'd never dare try talking to her or even watching her matches because I'm afraid she'll see how impotent and loseriffic I am.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Oh. That sounds … freakin’ healthy.
[The two men stare awkwardly at each other before AWS finally sits down and rips the mouse out of Pyre's hand.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – The first thing you got to do is open up a bruiser, like so. Now – this part’s critical – it’s very important that you click on anything and everything that freakin’ catches your eye. Don’t even think about it. If it flashes, makes noise, or promises low APR, all the better.
Adam Pyre - Alright, that sounds easy to remember. I do like me some low APR. APR means A Pizza Realfast, right?
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – I dunno, probably. I just know it pisses freakin’ Blade off something fierce when I agree to stuff concerning it, so it must be good.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) begins clicking the mouse all over the screen, apparently at random.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Now we need to go to a sight, called that because you’ll lose yours if you freakin’ look at one too long. The weirder sounder, the better. This one sounds promising.
[The Insane One pulls up a site called crazyfilth.com (real site).]
Adam Pyre - Well... that certainly sounds colorful...
[The Insane One clicks on a random link and almost instantly loud, indescreet moaning can be heard off camera. Pyre's eyes practically bulge out of their sockets at the sight he is witnessing.]
Adam Pyre - Wow... she is... I mean she is just a trooper isn't she? Can they really have all of that going on at once? I mean I just thought it was a one lane highway...
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Nope, the human body is capable of some strange, wonderful and freakin’ awful things, all at the same time. Just like God intended.
Adam Pyre - Whelp, you learn something new every day I suppose. But that's clearly not Valora. None of the guys are bleeding yet. Guess we continue the search?
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Yeah, sure. But at this rate, it could take all freakin’ day. Let’s speed things up with keywords.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) navigates to another site, redtube.com, and clicks on the search bar.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – She probably didn’t post it under her name, so let’s try something more general. We’ll try “latino.” Oh, and “hardcore.” Let’s throw in “big boobs” and “psycho” for good freakin’ measure.
Adam Pyre - Maybe throw in "masochistic" and "bloodthirsty" just for the hell of it.
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – OK. And “Justin Timberlake.” That Dick in a Box stuff was pretty freakin’ funny.
[The screen flashes again and this time a new woman's voice can be heard, only she's yelling at the top of her lungs, things like "GET ON YOUR KNEES" and "SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FILTH" instead of moaning. Whip cracks can be heard as well at the end of every sentence.]
Adam Pyre - Holy hell! Are they even having sex? I mean I like getting the crap kicked out of me myself, but I'm expecting some pleasure after the pain... Oh jeez and look at his... man I mean she might even rip it off in a second!
[Pyre gags a bit and looks away from the screen, while AWS still has a pretty lethargic look on his face.]
Adam Pyre - ...I don't think that's her...
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Heh heh, yeah, that’s pretty freakin’ messed up. So, I hope that taught you about the birds and the bees, and the crazy dominatrixes who like to get off by torturing them… Wait, that isn’t what you wanted my help with, was it?
Adam Pyre - We were looking for Valora, I thought...
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Oh, right. I gotta be honest with you, if she’d been in any porn I’m pretty sure I would’ve found it like fifty times over by now. And since that’s still the only use for the Internet as far as I know, I think she freakin’ was probably just messing with you. People don’t post their private feelings and crap online. What sense would that make?
[Pyre shrugs as he starts to recover.]
Adam Pyre - I don't know Billy, she seemed pretty adamant about me watching it or reading it or whatever. Let's just try one more time, just in case. I mean if she's got that last thing in store for me for not looking it up... no, hell no, little Adam was not meant to bend that way!
[The Insane One thinks for a moment, then nods.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – OK. Come to think of it, I do know one site I might’ve freakin’ seen something on. Lemme pull it up…
[The screen flashes yet again, and this time as soon as the page is done loading, sounds of moaning from both sexes are heard, along with a goat bleet, a dog bark, a hyena cackle, and even an elephant trumpet. Pyre covers his mouth instantly and looks away from the screen, gagging harder than ever.]
Adam Pyre - Oh that is just... that's... that's just wrong man... excuse me!
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Whoops, my mistake. That’s not Valora after all. I think that might actually be a wolf. They can’t freakin’ have a permit for that thing.
[Pyre bolts from his chair and into the TDA! bathroom. The swinging door cascades open and closed, and from within AWS can hear Pyre vomiting profusely. Like, there shouldn't be that much vomit in a normal human body type of vomiting.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Hey, you left just when it was getting freakin’ good- Wait, never mind, it just got much worse.
[The scene fades out as Pyre continues emptying his guts in the bathroom, while AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks around the locker room.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Hey, we got any freakin’ popcorn in here?
Adam Pyre - Holy hell! Are they even having sex? I mean I like getting the crap kicked out of me myself, but I'm expecting some pleasure after the pain... Oh jeez and look at his... man I mean she might even rip it off in a second!
[Pyre gags a bit and looks away from the screen, while AWS still has a pretty lethargic look on his face.]
Adam Pyre - ...I don't think that's her...
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Heh heh, yeah, that’s pretty freakin’ messed up. So, I hope that taught you about the birds and the bees, and the crazy dominatrixes who like to get off by torturing them… Wait, that isn’t what you wanted my help with, was it?
Adam Pyre - We were looking for Valora, I thought...
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Oh, right. I gotta be honest with you, if she’d been in any porn I’m pretty sure I would’ve found it like fifty times over by now. And since that’s still the only use for the Internet as far as I know, I think she freakin’ was probably just messing with you. People don’t post their private feelings and crap online. What sense would that make?
[Pyre shrugs as he starts to recover.]
Adam Pyre - I don't know Billy, she seemed pretty adamant about me watching it or reading it or whatever. Let's just try one more time, just in case. I mean if she's got that last thing in store for me for not looking it up... no, hell no, little Adam was not meant to bend that way!
[The Insane One thinks for a moment, then nods.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – OK. Come to think of it, I do know one site I might’ve freakin’ seen something on. Lemme pull it up…
[The screen flashes yet again, and this time as soon as the page is done loading, sounds of moaning from both sexes are heard, along with a goat bleet, a dog bark, a hyena cackle, and even an elephant trumpet. Pyre covers his mouth instantly and looks away from the screen, gagging harder than ever.]
Adam Pyre - Oh that is just... that's... that's just wrong man... excuse me!
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Whoops, my mistake. That’s not Valora after all. I think that might actually be a wolf. They can’t freakin’ have a permit for that thing.
[Pyre bolts from his chair and into the TDA! bathroom. The swinging door cascades open and closed, and from within AWS can hear Pyre vomiting profusely. Like, there shouldn't be that much vomit in a normal human body type of vomiting.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Hey, you left just when it was getting freakin’ good- Wait, never mind, it just got much worse.
[The scene fades out as Pyre continues emptying his guts in the bathroom, while AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks around the locker room.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Hey, we got any freakin’ popcorn in here?
Hell Rell vs. Amariie
Written by: Garvin
[The scene opens up with Amariie standing in the ring next to Wayne Inkster and referee Stephen Tyler.]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, standing in the ring, hailing from Romania, and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 5'6" and weighing 152lbs, she is a member of the Daughters of Darkness...she is AMARIIE!!!
[The ref walks over to Amariie and begins to check on her. Just then, "Take them Panties Off" by Wax-a-million blasts over the audio system in the arena as Hell Rell walks out from the back, his warm up jacket on and pumping his fist in the air as the pyro bursts before making his way down to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - And her opponent, hailing from the Bronx, NY and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 6' and weighing in at 242 lbs, he is HELLLL RELLLLL!!!!!
Jack Gene - And here comes Hell Rell, and welcome back everyone to Graveyard Shift 106. We are just moments away from the beginning of our next contest as former Shoot Champion Amariie goes up against Hell Rell, and - Bill, both of these fighters need a win here tonight.
Bill Hughes - They definitely do, Jack. What a crazy beginning of 2010 for these two. I mean, you look at just how awesome both Amariie and Hell Rell looked going into El Dia de los Muertos. Heck, even how people were looking at them going into Blizzard. But, they both have dropped off a bit. Amariie was on a huge winning streak, even winning the Shoot Championship at Burn. But, I don't know if it was the 2-week break we had over the Holidays, but she just doesn't seem like she's the same person. And, even Hell Rell. His matches with Damien Knight, he looked fantastic, and then he got crushed by Mo' Bad at GS105.
Wayne Inkster - And her opponent, hailing from the Bronx, NY and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 6' and weighing in at 242 lbs, he is HELLLL RELLLLL!!!!!
Jack Gene - And here comes Hell Rell, and welcome back everyone to Graveyard Shift 106. We are just moments away from the beginning of our next contest as former Shoot Champion Amariie goes up against Hell Rell, and - Bill, both of these fighters need a win here tonight.
Bill Hughes - They definitely do, Jack. What a crazy beginning of 2010 for these two. I mean, you look at just how awesome both Amariie and Hell Rell looked going into El Dia de los Muertos. Heck, even how people were looking at them going into Blizzard. But, they both have dropped off a bit. Amariie was on a huge winning streak, even winning the Shoot Championship at Burn. But, I don't know if it was the 2-week break we had over the Holidays, but she just doesn't seem like she's the same person. And, even Hell Rell. His matches with Damien Knight, he looked fantastic, and then he got crushed by Mo' Bad at GS105.
[Hell Rell slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd cheers. He looks back towards Amariie before jumping down as the ref checks on him.]
Jack Gene - Well, a win here, for either person, will put them into a title picture. Amariie looking for another shot at Jade for the Shoot Championship and Hell Rell, still looking for a glimmer of hope in the Heartlands division.
Bill Hughes - And you know that both Hecate and Jade are in the back, watching this match for sure.
[The bell rings.]
Jack Gene - And here we go!
[Amariie and Hell Rell circle one another. As they lock up, Amariie immediately locks on a headlock, and takes Hell Rell down with a hip toss variation, keeping the head lock on. Rell tries to push her off, but she keeps it locked tight.]
Jack Gene - Amariie, immediately taking charge in this match. She knows she has to keep Hell Rell off of his feet. With Jack Reynolds out of the picture, Hell Rell has got to be the fastest man on the roster.
Bill Hughes - He's definitely got a spark behind him when he's in the ring.
Jack Gene - Amariie continues to wrench on the head and neck of Hell Rell, but - he's fighting it off.
[He is able to push her to her feet as he gets to his knees. He drives an elbow to her midsection. She doesn't appear phased and before he can do it again, she slams a right hand into his forehead.]
Jack Gene - Oof!
Bill Hughes - I think he lost a gold tooth!
[Rell stumbles away as Amariie measures him up. As Rell turns towards her, she charges an slams a knee into his midsection, before taking him down with a gutwrench suplex. She goes for a pin. Rell pushes her off before the ref can even get in position. Rell tries to get back to his feet, but Amariie drops a forearm across the back of his head causing him to fall back to a seated position. She locks on a chin lock, digging her knee into the his back. Tyler looks for a tapout.]
Jack Gene - And again, Amariie taking him to the ground.
Bill Hughes - Regardless of her record the last 3-4 fights, she studies her opponents well. She knows how to beat him. Unfortunately, she just doesn't seem to follow through with the entire plan.
Jack Gene - Hell Rell tries to fight out of this. Amariie is definitely showing her strength here.
[Rell rolls to his side, forcing Amariie to get to her feet as she tries to hold on. He gets to a side position as she turns it into a headlock. He lifts her up and slams he back with a backdrop.]
Jack Gene - And a backdrop by Hell Rell!
Bill Hughes - That got the crowd excited.
[Amariie arches her back in pain as she tries to get back to her feet. Rell pulls himself up on the ropes. Amariie sees him and charges, but just before she reaches him, he jumps up and springboards off the second rope and hits her with a cross body. He holds on for a pin. Tyler gets into position to make the count. ...1]
Jack Gene - And Amariie kicks out.
[Amariie immediately spins up to her feet, as does Hell Rell. She charges him again for a clothesline, but he ducks it. As she turns back, he jumps up and hits a hurricanrana. He grabs her leg, holding on for the pin. Tyler counts. ...1 ...2]
Jack Gene - OH! And Amariie, once again is able to get out of the pin.
[Amariie springs to her feet as Rell jumps up. He charges and slams a jumping knee into the side of her head which sends her falling into the corner. Rell runs forward and begins to stomp in her midsection. She falls to a seated position. Rell roars with a shot of adreniline and the crowd cheers. He walks to the center of the ring and turns. Amariie holds her stomach in pain as she continues to rest in the corner. Rell charges and jumps in mid-air. He comes crashing down onto her with a bronco buster.]
[Rell bounces from the corner and measures Amariie up as she pulls herself up on the ropes. As soon as she turns towards him, he charges her and grabs her by the head. He looks to be going for a cutter, but she blocks it. He then runs towards the corner, continuing to hold on. He runs up the turnbuckle and flips over her, slamming her down.]
Jack Gene - Sliced Bread #2! And Rell's got the cover! ...1! ...2! ...No!
Bill Hughes - Oh, thank the Lord, she kicked out!
Jack Gene - Somehow! Somehow, Amariie was able to kick out of that pin attempt.
[Amariie struggles to get to her feet. As she does, Rell connects with a right hand, which sends her back into the corner. He charges, but she hits him with an elbow that sends him stumbling backwards. She walks towards him, but before she can attempt anything, he scoops her up and slams her down.]
Jack Gene - And a big scoop slam by Hell Rell. And... oh, no! He looks like he's measuring her up here. He could be going for the Double Double, Bill.
Bill Hughes - Amariie better get up.
[Rell pops up onto the turnbuckle. He looks down towards Amariie one last time. Then, he drops down to go for a Split Legged Moonsault, but she rolls out of the way.]
Jack Gene - Amariie rolls out of the way, but Rell landed on his feet. My god, how did he do that?
[Rell stumbles backwards as he lands. Amariie shoots up and runs towards him. She goes for an axe kick, but Rell ducks out of the way. As she turns back towards him, he grabs her by the head.
Jack Gene - He's got her by the head! He's going for the Beat Break! No! She pushes him away. She goes for a clothesline...
Bill Hughes - Oh! She missed!
Jack Gene - And Rell hits a neckbreaker!
Bill Hughes - Amariie let an opportunity slip by.
[Hell Rell pulls up Amariie. He whips her into the ropes. As she turns and bounces off the ropes, he charges and slams a jumping knee into her face, before taking her down with a bulldog. He makes the cover.]
Jack Gene - And Hell Rell with a bulldog! Here's the cover ...1! ...2! ...no! Amariie gets a shoulder up. So close, Bill.
[Hell Rell gets back to his feet quickly. He grabs Amariie by the head and pulls her up to her knees. She tries to push herself up, but just as she gets one leg up, he reels back and punches her in the side of the head, causing her to fall to the side stumbling. She falls into the ropes. He charges her, but she quickly pulls down on the top rope, causing him to fly over her and over the top rope.]
Jack Gene - He missed! Oh! But he held on! He's on the apron.
Bill Hughes - Oh, oh, oh! Amariie! Turn around.
[Just as she does, Rell springboards himself off of the top rope and hits her with a missle dropkick.
Jack Gene - Missile dropkick!
Bill Hughes - But, he's not making the cover.
Jack Gene - What? He's going back to the corner! He's going to go for a Double Double, Bill!
Bill Hughes - Amariie is knocked out. She doesn't know where she is. You can see that some blood is on the mat. He opened her up with that dropkick.
Jack Gene - Hell Rell is up, he's measuring her. Here he comes...
Bill Hughes - No! Watch out!
Jack Gene - NO!
Bill Hughes - Oh, man...
Jack Gene - NO! Amariie rolled out of the way, and Rell came crashing down to the mat. Oh, that did not look good.
Bill Hughes - No, it didn't look good at all.
[Amariie quickly stands up. She walks over to the corner as Rell pulls himself to his feet. She measures him up before walking along the top rope, and then jumps up, connecting with a jumping Leg Drop.]
Jack Gene - Tepes Spike! Tepes Spike! My god!
Bill Hughes - It's over!
Jack Gene - Here's the cover!
Bill Hughes - You can mark this one in the books.
Jack Gene - ...1! ...2! ...3! It's over! Amariie just defeated Hell Rell, with the Tepes Spike!
Wayne Inkster - Here's your winner... Amariie Maerthos!
Jack Gene - Oh my! Amariie, just out of nowhere. She picks up the win, and... Hell Rell, I mean... Bill, what can you say?
Bill Hughes - Well, that's the risk of a high-risk move like that. Amariie saw it coming, was able to get out of the way, and Hell Rell gets it in the end.
Jack Gene - What a match put on by these two fighters! And, both of these fighters representing the Shoot and Heartlands division, and just showing you exactly what both of these divisions have to offer. Stay tuned folks. We got more like that coming up next.
[The scene fades as Amariie celebrates in the ring.]
Mo' Quotes
[The camera goes backstage where we see Mo' Bad just arriving to the building with a determined look on his face. Stephen Squires stops him in mid stride towards his locker room]
Stephen Squires - Excuse me Mo', can I get a word with you before...
Mo' Bad - [interrupting] Power never takes a step back. Only in the face of more power to quote the great Malcolm X.
[Mo' then turns and continues as Stephen looks on confused.]
The Knights Arrive
[The scene shows a 2010 Maybach Zeppelin begins pulling into the parking garage area. The 2010 Maybach Zeppelin begins to slow down and comes to a stop. Slowly the driver opens his door, and out steps the limo driver who reveals himself to be Outlaw Biker. Outlaw Biker proceeds to make his way to the back of the Maybach and opens the backseat driver side door. Out steps Zana Knight first with briefcase in hand. Outlaw Biker helps her out. Next, out steps Damian Knight, looking business like as usual. Damian Knight extends his hand to Outlaw Biker. Outlaw Biker shakes Damian Knight's hand...]
Damian Knight - Tonight it's time for a change...Hey, come on in and enjoy the action tonight...
Outlaw Biker - Well, thank you sir...
[The scene fades as Damian Knight, Zana Knight, and Outlaw Biker walk into the arena.]
Mo' Bad vs. Gras-Dawg
Written by: AWS Man [Wayne Inkster is in the ring with a mic.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first … he stands at 6’8” and weighs in at 260 pounds … hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana … he is GRRRAAAASSSS-DAAAAWWWWWGGG!
['Get Up' by 50 Cent plays over the speakers and Gras-Dawg walks out with a cocky strut, holding a mic and singing/rapping along to the lyrics. He wears baggy jeans worn below his hips and a baggy New Orleans Saints Jersey with a Saints hat tilted sideways on his head. As he continues his cocky strut to the ring, he continues to rap, before sliding into the ring and holding both hands up into the air to bask in the crowd response, which like last week is mostly negative.]
Jack Gene – Gras-Dawg had a strong debut last week, and tonight is looking to go 2-0 in his WMW career thus far.
Bill Hughes – Well, obviously. I don’t think anybody thought he’d be looking for a loss, Jack.
Jack Gene – Bill, I’m just doing my job. You should try it some time.
Bill Hughes – That doesn’t sound like much fun. Besides, selling peaches is more profitable.
Jack Gene – How much do you make off those things, anyway?
Bill Hughes – It would only depress you.
[Once in the ring, Gras-Dawg removes his bling and tucks them into his pockets. Referee Luna Pier begins to search him for weapons, while Gras-Dawg leers at her and attempts to flirt with her.]
Jack Gene – Last week he was bullying Stephen Tyler, who reffed Gras-Dawg’s match, and now he’s hitting on Luna Pier! Gras-Dawg seems to have a real problem with authority.
Bill Hughes – Maybe he just thinks she’s hot. Black guys like a little junk in the trunk, you know.
Jack Gene – Bill, that was offensive to both Luna, who’s not overweight at all, and African-Americans in general.
Bill Hughes – I felt I was paying her a compliment. And it shouldn’t be offensive if it’s true.
Wayne Inkster – And his opponent … standing 6’0” and weighing 235 pounds … hailing from A Street Called Badlands … he is MOOOOOOO’ BAAAAAAAD!
[‘Safe 2 Say' by Fat Joe kicks in as Mo' Bad makes his way from behind the curtain, sporting a doo-rag and loose fitting, camo-decorated tights (think Sabu) with long dark colored boots. His MMA style gloves fit around a bottled water as he nonchalantly stops a few steps away from the entrance and looks over at one of the fans and shakes some of his water leaving many in the front row soaked and angry. Mo' finally slowly walks up the ring steps and enters the ring to a resounding chorus of boos. He walks around the ring and then comfortably lifts himself in the corner and rests on the ropes with his hands behind his head.]
Bill Hughes – Mo’ Bad’s looking pretty confident as well after his win last week over the original token black guy in WMW, Hell Rell.
Jack Gene – Maybe so, but he almost protested having to fight another black wrestler this week, just a few days after Martin Luther King Day.
Bill Hughes – That’s Martin Luther King *Jr.* He didn’t work through all those years of school not to be called Jr.
Jack Gene – That was to be called Dr., genius.
Bill Hughes – Silly Jack, they wouldn’t let black people be doctors back then. Don’t you know your history?
[Luna Pier calls for the bell to ring, and Mo’ Bad lowers himself out of his cocky pose in the corner. But no sooner have his feet touched the mat than he’s blindsided by Gras-Dawg, who traps Mo’ up against the ropes and begins administering a vicious beatdown.
Jack Gene – Wow, right off the bat Gras-Dawg is all over Mo’ Bad, before Mo’ even really saw him coming! Both of these men have shown respect to the other this week before the match, but obviously all that’s gone out the window now that they’re in the ring.
Bill Hughes – They wouldn’t be very good wrestlers if it didn’t. This isn’t ballet, or chess, or peanuckle. It’s a fight!
Jack Gene – Peanuckle? Do you even know what that is?
Bill Hughes – Not really, no.
[After dazing Mo’ Bad on the ropes, Gras-Dawg continues hammering him with alternating rights and lefts until Mo’ slumps down, allowing Gras-Dawg to finish driving him into the mat with several stomps to the head. He quickly drops down and rolls Mo’ Bad over to make the cover.]
Jack Gene – Gras-Dawg just delivered a Bourbon Street Beatdown in the opening moments of this match, and might be poised to win this thing already!
[Luna Pier makes the cover. 1 … 2 … But Mo’ gets his foot on the nearby rope, and Pier stops the count and points it out to Gras-Dawg. He punches the mat in frustration at his mistake.]
Bill Hughes – I know it’s just a name, but this really would have made Mo’ Bad look mo’ bad if he’d lost in under a minute to this newcomer.
Jack Gene – Didn’t waste any time in using that one, I see.
Bill Hughes – When you’ve got gold like that, you need to use it early and often.
[Gras-Dawg delivers another stomp for good measure, then picks Mo’ Bad up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a big right hand on the rebound, but Mo’ ducks and skids to a stop. Both men turn around, but Mo’ is faster to begin laying in with right hands to his larger opponent. After momentarily stunning Gras-Dawg with a few shots, he runs into the ropes himself, but Gras-Dawg cuts him off with a running big boot.]
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad tried getting a little offense going there, but he’s clearly still feeling the effects of that beating against the ropes. Nothing too fancy about Gras-Dawg’s style, but it certainly seems effective.
Bill Hughes – That’s because it is. Mo’ Bad could learn a few things about aggression from this guy, if he ever wants to move up in his gang.
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad’s not in a gang, Bill.
Bill Hughes – Wow, so he’s way behind the curve.
[Gras-Dawg waits on Mo’ Bad to begin to get up, then charges in for a scissors kick, but Mo’ straightens up and avoids the move in time. He begins delivering more strong right hands, staggering Gras-Dawg back into the corner. He then whips him towards the opposite turnbuckle, but Gras-Dawg reverses and sends Mo’ in back-first instead. Gras-Dawg backs up and comes charging into the corner for a clothesline, but Mo’ Bad gets both his boots up and connects with Gras-Dawg’s face. After Gras-Dawg stumbles back into the middle of the ring, Mo’ Bad runs forward and leaps onto Gras-Dawg’s shoulders, taking him over with a hurranrana.]
Jack Gene – Frankensteiner by Mo’ Bad! Apparently he’s pulling more high-flying moves out of his arsenal than we usually see from him, to combat facing a larger opponent.
[Mo’ Bad stays on top of Gras-Dawg’s chest and leans back for the pin. 1 … 2 … But Gras-Dawg easily powers out.]
Bill Hughes – Gras-Dawg definitely is taller than most of our competitors in Wrestling Midwest, but he’s also kind of a string bean. He’s eight inches taller than Mo’ Bad, but only outweighs him by 25 pounds. I’ve had bowel movements bigger than that difference.
Jack Gene – I don’t think I want to know what you’ve been eating, then. Wait, was it your peaches? What’s in those things?!
Bill Hughes – Love.
[Both men get back up, but Mo’ Bad again pushes Gras-Dawg back into the corner and mounts the second rope so he can better lay into Gras-Dawg with right hands. After the crowd reaches the count of 5, Gras-Dawg reaches up and shoves Mo’ Bad hard to the mat. He takes a moment to rest, but before he can recover Mo’ Bad is back up and punching him in the corner again.]
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad is persistent, you have to give him that. Neither of these guys is very popular with the crowd, but they seem to be getting behind Mo’ Bad just a little bit more.
Bill Hughes – They picked Wone over Gras-Dawg last week too, and I’m pretty sure that guy’s a Nazi. I think our crowd is just racist.
Jack Gene – But … Mo’ Bad is black, too.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, but not *as* black as Gras-Dawg. I’m not even sure if Mo’ owns a gun.
Jack Gene – For God’s sake, Bill. Next time you have any kind of thought involving race, please just keep it to yourself.
[Mo’ Bad climbs onto the second rope again, but this time only delivers a couple blows before he’s shoved hard to the mat again. This time he’s slower in getting up, and Gras-Dawg is waiting for him when he does. He grabs Mo’ Bad from behind and pulls him onto his shoulders in a reverse fireman’s carry.]
Jack Gene – We saw this last week; Gras-Dawg is going for the Def Jam Driver, his variation of a reverse DVD!
Bill Hughes – Oh, right, that was pretty cool. The move name still makes me think he plays too many video games, though.
[Gras-Dawg throws Mo’ Bad off his shoulders for the move, but Mo’ Bad carries all the way through with the flip to land on his feet, garnering a pop from the crowd. Gras-Dawg turns and reacts with surprise to see that Mo’ Bad countered the move. He responds with a kick to the gut, but Mo’ Bad catches the foot and turns it into a dragon screw leg whip.]
Jack Gene – Two great counters in a row from Mo’ Bad! He’s displaying just how versatile a wrestler he is in this match.
Bill Hughes – I’m normally a fan of Mo’, but I don’t like him doing stuff that the crowd likes. I think I’m gonna have to root for Gras-Dawg again.
Jack Gene – I would expect nothing less from you, Bill.
[With Gras-Dawg down and holding his leg that was just whipped, Mo’ Bad begins to stalk around him, delivering measured boots to Gras-Dawg’s kneecap. Every time Gras-Dawg rolls away in pain and tries to pull himself up, Mo’ Bad methodically stalks around to get in position for another sharp kick to the knee.]
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad now, just physically dissecting the knee of Gras-Dawg here. This is sound strategy from Mo’, and certainly seems to give him the edge over Gras-Dawg, who hasn’t exhibited the finesse to work over a body part yet.
Bill Hughes – Gras-Dawg doesn’t need finesse, though. He just beats honkeys the f-bomb up.
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad isn’t even a honkey, though. And I’m not sure we’re allowed to say that word.
[Gras-Dawg drags himself over to the ropes and attempts to use them to stand up, but Mo’ Bad comes from behind and kicks his leg out from under him. He then drapes Gras-Dawg’s right leg over the middle rope and begins laying into it with more stomps. Gras-Dawg cries out in pain at each one.]
Bill Hughes – Another reason I’m starting not to like Mo’ Bad: He’s making this match boring as hell. Seriously, stomping the knee? What is this, the 1870’s?
Jack Gene – It may not be the most exciting type of offense, but it’s smart. And Mo’ Bad needs to do something to neutralize Gras-Dawg’s size advantage.
[Luna Pier eventually interjects herself and makes Mo’ Bad back up. He gives Gras-Dawg time to hobble partly to his feet in the middle of the ring, then stalks in for another shot to the knee, but Gras-Dawg retaliates with a punch to the gut, followed by another. He staggers Mo’ Bad with a headbutt, then limps over and follows it up by clocking him upside the head with a stiff forearm, dropping Mo’ Bad to the mat. Mo’ Bad gets back up to his hands and knees, but Gras-Dawg stomps on one of his hands, causing Mo’ Bad to fall back down as he clutches that hand with the other. Gras-Dawg continues his assault by placing a boot over Mo’ Bad’s throat and using the ring ropes to help press down on it.]
Bill Hughes – Yeah, this is what I’m talking about! Gras-Dawg doesn’t target one body part, he just strikes out at whatever’s available. Kinda like Tiger Woods.
Jack Gene – Really? That was your attempt to be topical?
Bill Hughes – Hey, I thought that was good. And I couldn’t think of any way to tie Leno in.
[After Luna makes him step off Mo’ Bad’s throat, Gras-Dawg takes a moment to rest and try to shake the pain out of his knee. He slowly picks Mo’ Bad up and whips him into the ropes, attempting to hit Mo’ on the rebound with another running big boot, but he moves more slowly this time and Mo’ Bad easily ducks, then begins kicking Gras-Dawg in the bad knee again. Gras-Dawg wobbles with each shot, but doesn’t drop until the fourth one. Mo’ Bad continues the attack mercilessly, then suddenly lets off. He approaches the nearest corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle, then glances over his shoulder to measure his opponent and flies off with a moonsault onto Gras-Dawg’s hurt right knee.]
Jack Gene – Man! Mo’ Bad continues to just dissect Gras-Dawg’s knee here. Even though the crowd was more on Mo’ Bad’s side before, now they seem to have shifted over to Gras-Dawg just out of sympathy.
Bill Hughes – Those morons will just cheer for whoever’s losing. Why else do you think losers like Ryven and Kronin are popular?
Jack Gene – Losers? They’re our Tag Team champions right now. Ryven isa multi-time singles champion, and Kronin just recently held the GLC. They’re hardly losers by any stretch of the imagination.
Bill Hughes – Whatever helps you sleep at night, Jack. They suck.
[Gras-Dawg wisely rolls out of the ring, while Mo’ Bad slowly gets up inside of it, holding his abdomen where he connected. As Gras-Dawg slowly gets up, using the ring apron for support, Mo’ Bad walks over to the ring ropes and waits on him. When Gras-Dawg’s to his feet, Mo’ Bad jumps over the top rope to land on the apron, then jumps again and springs off the middle rope to fly backwards onto Gras-Dawg with an Asai moonsault. But the crowd gasps as Gras-Dawg catches Mo’ Bad on his shoulder, then staggers forward and drives Mo’ Bad headfirst into the steel ring post.]
Jack Gene – My God, did you see that?!
Bill Hughes – Of course I did! Gras-Dawg just caught Mo’ Bad out of midair like the moonsaulty little turd he’s decided to be this match, and chucked him straight into the post! If Mo’ Bad’s not busted open, I don’t see how.
Jack Gene – From where I’m sitting, no, Mo’ Bad doesn’t appear to be bleeding, but he’s definitely been knocked for a loop. With all the damage that’s been done to Gras-Dawg’s knee, he definitely wasn’t expecting that kind of power from him.
[Gras-Dawg stumbles over to the apron and drags himself into the ring, while Mo’ Bad lays motionless on the outside. Luna Pier begins the count. 1 … 2 … 3 … 4 … Mo’ Bad begins to stir at this point.. 5 … 6 … 7 … Mo’ crawls over and uses the ring steps to help himself up, as some of the audience cheers him on while others boo him. 8 … 9 … Mo’ Bad lunges in and breaks the count in time. Having had a little time to recover, Gras-Dawg walks over and starts to help Mo’ Bad up.]
Jack Gene – I really wasn’t sure if Mo’ Bad was going to beat the count there, but he shows that he’s a fighter. Both these competitors are. But they can still only sustain so much damage, and there can only be one winner to the match.
Bill Hughes – It’ll be Gras-Dawg. Mo’ Bad probably doesn’t even know where he is after hitting that post. I bet he thinks he’s at Arby’s. Watch him try to order a roast beef melt and a curly fries in a second.
Jack Gene – Damn it, Bill… Now I want some Arby’s.
[Gras-Dawg stands Mo’ Bad up against the ropes and slaps him across the face, drawing a mixed reaction from the crowd. He then whips Mo’ into the ropes on the other side, but Mo’ Bad reverses. Mo’ Bad tries to connect with a forearm as Gras-Dawg rebounds, but the New Orleans-based wrestler ducks and bounces off the opposite ropes before nailing Mo’ with a flying shoulder tackle. The crowd pops, again showing some support for Gras-Dawg.]
Jack Gene – After his reception last week I didn’t expect to hear any cheers for Gras-Dawg, but I guess the fans don’t approve of Mo’ Bad any more than him. He’s crawling over for a cover now. Will this be enough?!
Bill Hughes – I’m gonna sayyyy … maybe.
[Pier checks the shoulders and makes the count. 1 … 2 … But Mo’ Bad kicks out. Gras-Dawg sits back in frustration, but then gets to work picking Mo’ Bad back up. Once to his feet, Mo’ Bad breaks away and starts kicking Gras-Dawg in the knee again. After a few shots, he backs up and tries a superkick, but Gras-Dawg ducks out of the way. He takes the opportunity to grab Mo’ Bad for a suplex, possibly setting up for the Voodoo Plunge (vertical suplex into a tombstone piledriver). But as he lifts his opponent, his knee buckles again and Mo’ Bad drops down behind him. Mo’ Bad bends down and grabs Gras-Dawg’s leg, turning him around and then taking him down with another dragon screw leg whip.]
Jack Gene – Fast-paced exchange for this late in the match! And once again, Mo’ Bad returns to what’s been his bread and butter this match, targeting Gras-Dawg’s knee. No matter how tough he says being from the streets has made him, Gras-Dawg can’t sustain this kind of punishment much longer without risking permanent injury.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, for someone who was preaching about black unity earlier this week, Mo’ Bad’s being a real dick to his brother-man.
[Making sure Gras-Dawg is down and hurt first, Mo’ Bad heads out onto the apron and scales the nearby turnbuckle. He plays to the crowd momentarily before leaping off and landing on Gras-Dawg with a top rope leg drop. He immediately transitions into the cover. 1 … 2 … 3- But Gras-Dawg gets the shoulder up.]
Jack Gene – Close one! Mo’ Bad strategy finally seems to materialize. After disabling Gras-Dawg’s knee so he can’t get up, Mo’s going to finish him off with his high-flying arsenal.
Bill Hughes – Man, I hate high-flying moves. Except for when AWS Man (also known as Bill) does them. Or Adam Pyre, or Valora. Pretty much anybody I like, really.
[Not discouraged, Mo’ Bad heads back to the turnbuckle, this time climbing it while facing out towards the audience. Without bothering to look back first, he flies head over heels with a moonsault into a legdrop … only to hit nothing but mat as Gras-Dawg rolls out of the way at the last moment.]
Jack Gene – Mo’ Bad just tried to finish the match with his Mo’ Badder Blues maneuver, but there was nobody home! Somehow Gras-Dawg was able to move out of the way!
Bill Hughes – That “somehow” being that he’s just better.
[Gras-Dawg uses the ropes to climb to his feet as quickly as he can, then sneaks in behind Mo’ Bad as he gets up. Gras-Dawg lifts Mo’ onto his shoulders, and this time connect with the Def Jam Driver.]
Jack Gene – He hit the reverse DVD, slamming Mo’ Bad down face-first! That has to be it at this point!
Bill Hughes – Oh, it’s definitely it. I told you he’d stay undefeated.
[Gras-Dawg slowly rolls Mo’ Bad over and makes the cover. 1 … 2 … 3- But Mo’ Bad shoots his shoulder up!]
Jack Gene – No, he escapes! Man, neither of these guys is quite able to finish off the other! What’s it going to take?
Bill Hughes – Well, I know how Gras-Dawg would settle this on the streets…
Jack Gene – Enough with that. This is a wrestling match, you can’t just shoot your opponent.
Bill Hughes – What? I was going to say a game of dice. What do you think he is, a monster? Shame on you, Jack. Shame.
[Shaking his head, Gras-Dawg gets up and motions for Mo’ Bad to do the same. Once Mo’ Bad finally drags himself up, Gras-Dawg spins him around and hooks him in a vertical suplex. He lifts Mo’ Bad into the air and holds him for a couple seconds, then brings him down with a tombstone. Gras-Dawg hooks the leg after connecting with the Voodoo Plunge and nods his head along with the count. 1 … 2 … 3! ‘Get Up’ plays as the crowd responds with a mixed reaction to Gras-Dawg’s victory.]
Bill Hughes – Yes! Two for two!
Jack Gene – I didn’t realize you’d become that much of a Gras-Dawg fan.
Bill Hughes – Well, I was really more excited that I keep predicting his matches correctly. But yeah, good for him and everything too.
[Gras-Dawg celebrates with his hand held high by Luna Pier, while Mo’ Bad is still laid out on the mat.]
A Moment with the Champ:
[The scene opens up to show Valora exiting the That Damn Awesome! locker room and toss an empty tequila bottle into the waste bin before nodding to herself.]Valora - Oh yeah. Now I'm ready to beat me down a couple of punks.
[She heads down the hallway, until she is stopped by Jane Coughlin.]
Jane Coughlin - Valora! You have time to answer a few questions?
[Valora sighs and rolls her eyes.]
Valora - I suppose I don't have a choice, so shoot.
Jane Coughlin - Great! First off, I wanted the views of the Great Lakes Champ on some of the going ons in WMW. How do you feel about how the All-In challenge is shaping up?
[Valora stares at Jane with a very bored, uninterested stare.]
Valora - What can I say? I'm breathless with anticipation.
Jane Coughlin - Well..Ryven reminded people of his win over you.
[Valora smirks and shurgs, making a jerk off motion with her hand.]
Valora - Wow. Mr. A Beautiful Mind got one single win over me. A win I paid him back for in Mexico City when I beat him like the bitch he is. Course, if I went around calling myself a submission specialist and was forced to tap out to Father [Bleep]ing Nathan, I'd be looking for glints of past glories too. Listen, man wants to prove he's some great mental wizard that's figured out the puzzle to Valora... I'll gladly take his punk ass on in another Hardcore match. Maybe he wants another tattoo...
[Valora says smirking as she draws her boxcutter.]
Jane Coughlin - That could be...umm interesting to see, I guess... but steering away from Ryven at the moment, do you have any thoughts on the newcomers? Gras-Dawg, the returning Wone, Jordan Keyser? Keyser did make the statement that he doesn't think there is any talent in the WMW and that he is wasting his time here...
[Valora shrugs.]
Valora - And what the [bleep] do I care what some newbie says? So one man, from a fed that fell flat on it's [Bleep]ing face disagrees with EWTorch, WWA, and countless others who think there's plenty of talent to be found. He'll find out WMW talent when he steps in the ring and either wins and backs up his [bleep] talking or he gets his teeth kicked in by the WMW talent and has to adjust his game. Either way, he matters less then a [Bleep] to me at the moment. I kinda got bigger things on my mind. Wone, shoulda stayed retired, Gras-Dawg.. I knew he could fight. We'll see what he does going forward. We done here, or you got a question about my match or something?
[Jane narrows her eyes a bit.]
Jane Coughlin - Yeah, I got a question. How the hell does drinking prepare you and Umbrage for a match? Aren't you kinda brushing off two top tier talents in Ryven and Kronin?
[Valora smirks.]
Valora - Not in the mood to give away training secrets, as for two top tier talents... more like one top tier talent, barely, in Kronin. Ryven is riding his coattails to the top, trying to prove to us and himself he is still someone, that he isn't just a high potential star who burned out before really making it. Ryven makes a lot of promises, the question is can he back them up or is he the little brother who talks [bleep] then runs behind his big brother, looking to big brother to cash the checks that little brother's mouth has been writing. We'll see if big brother Kronin will keep doing that or if he'll finally decide he doesn't want to be the man who stamps other's meal tickets anymore. As for tonight. Umbrage and I got one goal and one goal only. Beat the crap outta both of them and get us a tag team title shot so we can go beat the crap outta them again.
[Valora smirks and makes her way past Jane and walks down the hallway.]
A whole new season in 2010! Stay tuned to WrestlingMidwest.com for more.
Hecate (c) vs. Damien Knight
Written by: Hecate["You Found Me" by The Fray blasts from the PA as Damian Knight walks out of the entryway with his wife Zana Knight by his side. Both Knights give the fans in attendance a condescending smirk as the crowd boos them loudly.]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a non-title match up, introducing first at a height of 7' tall and weighing 327 lbs, he is accompanied to the ring by his wife Zana, he is ....DAMIANNNN....The Business Man.....KNIGHTTTTT!!!!!
Jack Gene - Damian Knight wanted and requested this match with Hecate, claiming she used an illegal move to knock him out during the triple threat match for the Heartlands Title at Blizzard '10. As a result of Damian Knight's lobbying to WMW Management and Sault St. Marie, Hecate's Spartan Kick is banned for this match, if she uses the kick, she will be disqualified.
Bill Hughes - The woman is almost as dangerous as Jade with her kicks, especially the Spartan Kick, you've seen what she can do with that thing! It should be banned, that's a lethal weapon. M.O.D. made a smart play getting that kick banned, taking away one of Hecate's most damaging quick strike attacks that is why he's such a successful business man.
Jack Gene - A business man that has already lost $10,000 to Hecate once, I notice he wasn't confident enough to put another $10,000 on the line for this match.
Bill Hughes - It's his money and he can throw the challenge out whenever he likes and he can retract it whenever he likes, don't like it...well tough peaches!
[The arena suddenly goes black as the opening cords to Inkusbus Sukkubus's "Wytches" start to play through the arena while on the videotron images start to flash past; images of 3 candles, owls, black sheep, crossroads, 3 masks, 3 torches, groves of willow and yew trees, the images cycling through as the song plays. Suddenly as a single spot light shines down on a figure at the top of the entry ramp completely concealed by a full black cloak, who remains still for several moments as the song plays through the arena, then tosses the cloak off and lifting one hand to the sky holding a dark yew wood scepter. The figure is Hecate who is dressed in black hot pants with the image of a jade dragon wrapping around the waist band of the hot pants. Hecate also is wearing a matching black halter style crop top with a silvery white owl over her left breast. Her face paint is done up in black with a silver-white owl's head.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent, hailing from Delphi, Greece, and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 5'10" and weighing 157lbs, she is the current Heartlands Division champion and a member of the Daughters of Darkness, she is also currently ranked 27th in the WWR's top 30 singles wrestlers, amongst both men and women....she is the DARKKKK PRIESTESSSSSSS..........HECATEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jack Gene - Whoa....goosebumps...why did she have to go and change her music again !?! And to something that creepy!
Bill Hughes - That tune is kinda catchy, although I don't understand half of what she's saying. But the music wasn't all Hecate changed, she's deciding to stick with the attire from her tag team with Jade which I'm all for. That outfit gets the Hughes Family Peaches seal of approval!
Jack Gene - If it wasn't for Valora's explosion in the second half of last year into this year, Hecate would be the name on everyone's lips from Wrestling Midwest, quite a rookie year so far for Hecate and she still has a few months left before she officially reaches the end of her first year.
Bill Hughes - I've always expected great things from Hecate and the rest of the Daughters of Darkness, and with the All-In going to take place in a few weeks, things could get even better for the Daughters of Darkness.
[Hecate slowly makes her way down to the ring, the single spot light following her as makes her way down towards the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd, breaking out into a jog about ten feet from the ring and when she reaches the ring, jumps up and lands in a splits on the ring apron before bending over at the waist and sliding her head and torso under the bottom rope and slithering into the ring before rising to both knees where she mutters a prayer to her Goddess with her scepter raised high. As the lights slowly raise in luminance, Hecate rises to her feet and moves over to stand on the middle turnbuckle, lifting her scepter one more time to the mixed cheers and boos of the fans before hopping off the middle turnbuckle. Moving to her corner, Hecate pulls off the silver crescent moon shaped arm bands which encircle her upper arms, placing them in the corner with her scepter and follows up by pulling the golden dragon shaped bracelets from around her wrists, revealing the black leather straps which encircle her hands and forearms in place of normal athletic tape. The Greek warrior squats and stretches using the ring ropes, her thigh high black leather boots creaking a bit as she does and the silver owl and jade dragon on each boot moves as if it were almost alive while she waits for the match to start.]
Jack Gene - This should be a good match, Damian Knight has the size and power on Hecate, with being more than a foot taller than she is and nearly double her weight. But the Heartland's champion does hold the victory over Damian Knight in the triple threat match and she has speed and quickness on her side.
Bill Hughes - A classic David vs Goliath match up, which really sounds stupid when one of the participants is a woman....should be Davina vs Goliath or something. M.O.D. got rid of one of Hecate's weapons, but she's got so many others and she's got a habit of connecting with the Hades Bound from just about anywhere which is something M.O.D. will have to look out for.
Jack Gene - And Damian Knight will have Zana Knight at ringside, while Hecate is out her by herself tonight it seems, Jade has a match right after this one which means she's most likely in the back getting ready and Druscilla isn't even in the building tonight and Amariie has already wrestled tonight, she most likely is recovering from her match and enjoying her victory.
Bill Hughes - M.O.D. will have the advantage there if Zana gets the opportunity, you know she will get involved and with no Jade here, Hecate is going to need eyes in the back of her head.
Jack Gene - Looks like referee Stephen Tyler has checked both wrestlers and done the pre-match talk, yes there it is, he's called for the bell, this match is underway.
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Damian and Hecate stare at each other for several long moments, slowly circling around each other, Hecate understandably not eager to lock up with Damian right away and the bigger man looking to grab Hecate and use his size and power advantage. Damian goes to grab Hecate but the champion ducks under and snaps a back kick into the back of Damian's knee making the large man's leg buckle but Damian keeps his feet and turns around, delivering a clubbing forearm smash to Hecate's back before she can get away, sending the champion down to the mat. Damian stands beside the downed champion and poses for the crowd, getting them fired up as they hurl boos at Damian Knight, then as Hecate starts to push herself back up to her hands and knees, Damian drops down with an elbow to her back, slamming Hecate back down into the mat. Damian Knight pulls himself back up to his feet and lines up again, dropping another elbow on the small of Hecate's back.]
Jack Gene - Damian managed to catch Hecate there with one of those clubs he has for arms and right now it's all Damian Knight after a couple of long elbow drops onto Hecate's back.
Bill Hughes - Smart move there by Damian, working on Hecate's back will slow her down some as well as make it harder for her to lock on some of her favorite holds. This is the exact type of game plan Damian needs to keep up throughout the match.
[Damian Knight pulls Hecate back to her feet, sending her whipping into the ropes and going for a big boot as she rebounds but the Heartland champion still has enough presence of mind to dodge the big boot with a drop kick to Damian Knight's other knee, sending the big man crashing to the mat as she rolls out of the way and grabs her back as she rises to one knee. Damian clenches that knee as he climbs back to his feet, looking over at Hecate as the champion uses the ropes to ease herself back to both feet as well, the two circling each other again before Hecate ducks another grab attempt by Damian Knight, delivering several kicks to the back of Damian's leg before backing away as Damian Knight spins around swinging.]
Jack Gene - Damian Knight going for another high impact move but Hecate counters it with a drop kick to his leg.
Bill Hughes - Hecate knows how she plans on attacking Damian Knight and what she needs to do to win, don't look for her to willingly allow Damian Knight to get her in his grasp.
Jack Gene - She may not to get in Damian's grasp but his size and reach really cuts the ring size down as well.
[Hecate jumps back once again as Damian Knight tries to grab at her, bouncing off the ropes and running under a huge clothesline attempt by Damian Knight and hitting the ropes on the other side, coming off with another drop kick but this time Damian Knight sees it coming and side steps himself, bringing one of his massive arms down to swat the Heartlands champion away, sending her crashing down to the mat and rolling to a stop near the corner. Damian looks over at Zana Knight on the outside and smirks as he pulls Hecate to her feet and scooping the champion up and slamming her down to the mat, making Hecate arch and clench at her back while Damian Knight rears back and kicks her hard in the side sending the champion rolling to the outside. Damian Knight proceeds to distract referee Stephen Tyler while Zana Knight slips around the ring as Hecate works up to her knees on the ringside mat.]
Jack Gene - This is not somewhere Hecate wants to be, she has no support out there tonight, which puts the numbers game in Damian's favor.
Bill Hughes - Well it's Hecate's fault for this, she knew Damian would have Zana at ringside but still came out here alone. Usually she's got something planned for situations like this.
Jack Gene - How very typical of you Bill, always the other person's fault.
Bill Hughes - Hey you know I'm a big fan of the Daughters of Darkness, but if you're going to walk into a match where you know you will get teamed up on without bringing backup...well you deserve it.
[Zana reaches around Hecate from the back and claws at the champion's eyes before grabbing Hecate by the hair and slamming her head first into the mats that cover the ringside area. Zana looks up into the ring to see Damian is still arguing with Stephen Tyler about something to keep him distracted and lifts Hecate back to her feet and goes to whip her into the ringside barricade but Hecate reverses it and sends Zana Knight crashing into the metal ringside barricade before stumbling back against the ring apron and rubbing her eyes to clear them. Damian Knight breaks off his argument with Stephen Tyler when he sees Zana crashing into the ring barricade, walking over to the ring ropes and reaching over to grab Hecate by her hair and head causing the champion to cry out and reach up to pull Damian's hand off her head but the Business Man just lifts the champion up by her head and pulls Hecate up to the ring apron before releasing her head and driving a knee into the small of Hecate's back at the same time, sending Hecate flying off the ring apron and across the ring side area to crash into the metal barricade herself.]
Jack Gene - Good! Lord! Neither Hecate or Zana Knight are moving on the outside after both have been sent crashing into the ring side barricades. First Hecate reversed Zana's attempt to send her into the ringside barricade.
Bill Hughes - But Zana distracted Hecate from Damian Knight and she paid the price with that face first plunge from the ring apron to the metal barricade. Now Damian needs to keep up the pressure on Hecate if he wants to win this match.
[Damian Knight ignores Stephen Tyler's warnings as he pushes past the referee and heads for the ring ropes as Hecate claws her way back up to her knees using the ring barricade and then pushes up the rest of the way and stumbles the few steps to lean against the ring apron. Damian Knight leans over the top rope and goes to grab Hecate by her hair again, but Hecate hops up onto the ring apron for a moment, twisting and driving the point of her elbow into the top of Damian Knight's head, the larger man stumbling back into the ring and Hecate slipping off the ring apron to land on the ground outside the ring. Damian curses in the ring as he clutches his head while Hecate uses the ring apron to pull herself back up to her feet. The Heartlands champion climbs up onto the ring apron using the ropes and spins to one side as Damian Knight charges at her with a growl, trying to connect with a big boot on the outside but after dodging the boot, Hecate grabs that leg and drops off the ring apron, jerking Damian's legs down over the top rope with a wicked snap. Damian Knight stands there with one leg draped over the top rope, using both hands on the rope to keep himself up as his mouth hangs open and his eyes grow wide like saucers, Zana, finally back on her feet, yells at Stephen Tyler about the what Hecate just did.]
Jack Gene - I am sure it was not intentional, but I think when Hecate dropped down, the rope caught not only Damian's leg but also slid up the Business Man's leg based on the expression on his face.
Bill Hughes - That just gave me an awesome idea for a new marketing campaign!
Jack Gene - It did? Somehow that makes me very afraid.
Bill Hughes - Hughes Family Peaches, taste great even crushed!
Jack Gene - .....I knew I would regret hearing that idea.
Bill Hughes - What? Crush them up real nice and spoon over top of ice cream or pie...
Jack Gene - Back to the match Bill....we've heard enough about your peaches.
Bill Hughes - What are you talking about? Everyone loves to hear about my peaches. Hecate is up on the ring apron with Damian Knight still straddling the top rope, she's running across the apron edge and [Audible wincing sounds from both Bill and Jack] Hecate just tried to cave in the side of Damian's leg with that kick.
[Damian Knight finally manages to pull himself off the straddle position over the top rope but not before Hecate delivers several more wicked looking kicks to the side of Damian's knee. Damian hobbles back a few paces, using Stephen Tyler for support and distracting Stephen Tyler as Zana sneaks around the ring and when Hecate goes to springboard over the top rope, Zana is there to grab the champion's leg and causing Hecate to fall off the apron and crash face first into the edge of the ring apron. Zana peeks in the ring and then proceeds to lay kicks into Hecate as the champion writhes on the ringside mats, Damian Knight keeping Stephen Tyler distracted until Tyler starts to count to 5 for Damian Knight to release the hold that Damian Knight has on his referee's shirt. Zana Knight quickly pulls Hecate to her feet only to drive her back down into the ring side mats with a quick snap DDT.]
Jack Gene - Damian Knight keeping Referee Stephen Tyler occupied while his wife Zana works on Hecate on the outside. That was a wicked looking DDT, did you see Hecate's head bounce off the mat?
Bill Hughes - That was a wicked shot, and M.O.D. is taking full advanatge the numbers game and Zana has been rather effective in this match.
Jack Gene - Effective at breaking the rules and taking cheap shots you mean.
Bill Hughes - Well Duh! What else did you think I was talking about, and you call yourself an announcer.
[Referee Stephen Tyler turns and sees Zana on the wrong side of the ring near the downed Hecate and approaches the ropes, ordering Zana back to her corner, giving Damian Knight time to roll out and pulls Hecate to her feet only to level her with a short arm clothesline, standing over her body with a cocky smirk and yelling at the ring side fans who are booing the Knights loudly. Damian flips off a couple of fans in the ring side seats before pulling Hecate back up to her feet again and then lifting her up above his head and tossing Hecate over the top rope into the ring from the floor outside, the champion's body crashing into the mat and rolling a few times before coming to a stop in the middle of the ring. Damian flips the crowd off one more time before climbing into the ring and motioning for Hecate to get up as he circles around to stay out of her line of sight.]
Jack Gene - Damian Knight is setting Hecate up for something, I'm surprised he hasn't gone for a pin yet in this match.
Bill Hughes - M.O.D. is trying to get Hecate back for what she did to him at Blizzard '10, he's out to show Hecate just how helpless she will be once he delivers the business plan.
[Hecate slowly pulls herself back up to her feet, Damian grinning as he circles with the champion and when Hecate turns, Damian Knight scoops her up like he's going for a slam, but holds onto her instead, walking around the ring as he does bench presses with the Heartlands champion, holding her up in the air over his head before dropping Hecate from the full press height, catching the champion on the way down and shifting her to one side as Damian falls forward, driving her down into the mat with a STO like maneuver. Damian rises up to his knees, looking down as Hecate lays unmoving on the mat before covering her and going to hook a leg, Stephen Tyler dropping down to cover....1....2....Hecate gets the shoulder up before the count of three which causes Damian Knight to grumble before reaching down and pulling Hecate up by her hair again with a growl as the fans in attendance continue to boo both Knights loudly.]
Jack Gene - I'm not sure what that was, but Damian Knight with an impressive looking slam on Hecate was able to pick up a two count on the champion. Damian Knight doesn't understand how she kicked out of that either.
Bill Hughes - That was an impressive high impact move from M.O.D. but Hecate has shown it will take a lot to put her away, but he just needs to keep on the champion and not give her a chance to regroup.
[Hecate breaks Damian out of his interaction with the crowd by delivering first a kick to Damian's knee, making the bigger man buckle under the fresh impact on that abused leg, and then follows it up with a twisting elbow strike to Damian's temple sending him down to one hand and both knees, the other arm in Hecate's grasp as the Heartlands champion continues her turn, pressuring the arm and shoulder as she forces Damian Knight down to the mat and snaps in a Crippler Crossface, Damian's eyes wide as he feels the additional pressure on his body. Hecate pulls back on Damian's head and neck as she entwines her fingers around his neck while her legs wrap around his arm, torquing it as well.]
Jack Gene - Crippler Crossface! Hecate with the Crippler Crossface on Damian Knight out of no where!
Bill Hughes - Lets see how Damian counters this, not too sure if Hecate was able to get it fully locked in with M.O.D.'s larger size, if he can break the hold, Hecate might be in a bad spot to defend herself.
[Damian Knight growls out in pain as Hecate pulls back harder on the submission hold, Stephen Tyler checking with him to see if he wants to give up but Damian Knight growls out no to the referee before lifting himself off the mat with his one arm, which only makes Hecate pull back harder on the submission hold. Damian Knight works one knee under him then dips his free arm, rolling with it and pulling Hecate up and over him to slam her back into the mat but the Greek warrior holds onto the submission maneuver as Damian growls out again and start to pummel Hecate's midsection in her now exposed position until the Heartland champion does release the hold around Damian Knight.]
Jack Gene - Damian Knight able to get out of that submission hold, but how much do either of these two have left. Damian Knight has been pushing high impact moves all match along with Zana jumping in when she can but still they haven't been able to put Hecate away yet.
Bill Hughes - And by the same token, Hecate has been able to counter part of M.O.D.'s offense but really hasn't had much luck on keeping the offense going for long.
Jack Gene - All Hecate needs to do is hit one move and it could be all over for Damian Knight, but on the other hand, one good power move from Damian Knight could end this as well.
Bill Hughes - We can't forget about Midnight at ringside either, she has already gotten involved in this match on several occasions and could turn out to be the difference maker for M.O.D.
[Damian Knight is first to his feet, but Hecate is up a moment after he is, and before Damian Knight can start on the offense again, Hecate takes out Damian Knight's knee, the one she had been working on throughout the match, with a spinning kick to the side of the knee. As the leg crumbles under Damian Knight, causing him to drop down to one knee, Hecate follows up with a battle shout before jumping into the air and bringing the point of her elbow down onto Damian Knight's head, sending him crashing to the mat. Hecate then steps on the back of Damian Knight's knees, locking his legs around hers and then reaching forward to grab his arms and pull Damian Knight into a upright surfboard maneuver before releasing one of his arms and wrapping her arm around his neck, pulling Damian Knight back with a Dragon Sleeper.]
Jack Gene - Hecate has Damian Knight really wrapped up this time, his legs are locked around hers and she's adding more pressure to the surf board hold by locking in a Dragon Sleeper at the same time. Damian Knight is reaching for the ropes with his free hand but he's a long ways away from them.
Bill Hughes - Once again Hecate pulls out something new to counter her opponents, but I think in this case M.O.D. height will help him, Hecate can't apply as much pressure as she would on a wrestler that is smaller. I would have to start wondering if all she did in her off hours was study holds and moves if I didn't know any better.
Jack Gene - Not this with you insinuating that you are the Daughters of Darkness are close again!
Bill Hughes - Don't believe me, just ask Jade.
Jack Gene - Back to the action, Zana Knight is up on the apron and that has pulled Stephen Tyler away from Hecate and Damian Knight, he's not seeing Damian Knight tapping!
Bill Hughes - Told you Midnight might be the difference maker, her actions just saved the match for M.O.D.
[Hecate looks around as she sees Damian Knight tapping but doesn't hear the bell, with a growl and a curse, she releases the submission hold and slams Damian Knight face first into the mat before catching Zana Knight as she reaches over the top rope gesturing at Stephen Tyler, yanking her head down with a modified Hades Bound and catching Zana's neck across the top rope on the way down. Zana Knight bounces off the rope, clenching at her neck as she tumbles back off the ring apron and falls to the floor. At that moment someone makes their way through the crowd and climbs over the barricade to check on Zana Knight.]
Jack Gene - That's the Outlaw Biker! What is he doing at ringside.
Bill Hughes - He's out here to check on Midnight, one of his employers. That was a rather uncalled for attack by Hecate on Midnight.
Jack Gene - Uncalled for? She just pulled Stephen Tyler out of position so he missed Damian Knight tapping out!
Bill Hughes - She was just pointing out that Hecate was using a choke hold on her husband, I mean I could see it from here.
[Hecate turns away from the ropes just as Damian Knight works his way back to his feet and then charging at Hecate, attempting to bull rush over her, but the Heartlands champion dives into a roll, making Damian Knight miss. As she comes out of the forward roll, Hecate charges the ring ropes and jumps, landing on the middle rope and spring boarding off it as Damian Knight turns around in the ring and comes at her again. As she soars through the air, Hecate spins and lashes out, connecting with the side of Damian Knight's head with a spinning roundhouse kick that has so much impact that Damian Knight spins all the way around before crashing face first to the mat. The Heartlands champion wastes no time rolling Damian Knight over and covering him for the pin, Stephen Tyler slides into position and makes the count...1....2....3 then immediately rises up and calls for the bell.]
Jack Gene - Hecate nearly took Damian's head off with that roundhouse kick, she said she didn't need the Spartan Kick to beat him and she just proved it. You winner by pin fall...Hecate!
Bill Hughes - I had no idea she could jump that high, and doesn't appear that M.O.D. did either, he walked right into the kick.
[Hecate gets her hand lifted by Stephen Tyler, not seeing Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker sliding into the ring behind her. Zana moving over to check on Damian Knight while Outlaw Biker gets to his feet.]
After Match Happenings
Jack Gene - What is Outlaw Biker doing in the ring!Bill Hughes - Same thing he was doing outside the ring, checking on his employer.
[Oulaw Biker uses the ropes to bounce off of and charges straight for Hecate's back, the Heartlands champion turning at the last moment, enabling Outlaw Biker to deliver a huge boot to Hecate's face, sending the champion crashing to the mat then reaches down and pulls Hecate to her feet with a large hand wrapped around her neck, lifting her up high and holding her there a moment before slamming her down to the mat with a thunderous chokeslam. Zana Knight helps Damian Knight to his feet, Damian barking orders to Outlaw Biker and Zana Knight as he holds his head and looks royally pissed at Hecate. Damian Knight holds onto the top rope and points at Hecate's body, yelling at both Zana and Outlaw Biker to dish out more punishment to Hecate. Zana Knight smirks as Outlaw Biker pulls Hecate to her feet, lifting her up and positions Hecate head down and belly to belly before dropping her right on her head with a Tombstone pile driver.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord! Outlaw Biker has laid out the Heartlands Champion with a choke slam and Tombstone pile driver!
Bill Hughes - I wouldn't mind slamming Hecate either..doesn't look like they are done either...Outlaw Biker has her back up.
[Outlaw Biker grins as he sends Hecate stumbling across the ring into Zana Knight's waiting arms, Zana lifting Hecate up and then slamming her back down to the mat with her own version of the Business Plan, Outlaw Biker and Zana Knight following up with hard kicks to the downed and defenseless champion. Damian Knight motions them to lift Hecate up again, the pair doing so and then sending Hecate flying across towards Damian Knight who lifts her up to his full height before slamming her down with the Business Plan, all three attacking her with boots and kicks like a pack of jackals.]
Jack Gene - We need some help out here now, I am not even sure if news had reached Amariie and Jade in the back, plus Jade has a match right after this.
Bill Hughes - Damian Knight just showed why he is a business genius, he picked his spot when Hecate would have no support and pounced.
[Just then the arena goes completely dark, flashes from cameras and phones from the crowd not enough to illuminate the ring at all. Grunts and cries can be heard from the ring then a moment later silence.]
Jack Gene - What the hell just happened?!?
Bill Hughes - I don't know but it sounds like the lights going out didn't slow down the group in the ring, can still hear them beating up on Hecate.
[The lights come back on, revealing Damian Knight, Zana Knight and Outlaw Biker laid out in the ring with Hecate barely standing being supported by Druscilla. Standing beside Druscilla is a another person wearing an old fashioned Druid's robe and carrying an oak club in one gloved hand. With a nod from Druscilla, the figure reaches up and unfastens the clasps on the robe, letting it fall to the mat and revealing Tera dressed in black leather from head to toe, knee high boots, a leather skirt that falls to her knees, a leather sleeveless halter top, the skin showing on her body decorated in woad's. Tera grins as she smacks the end of the club against one gloved hand and before opening the ropes for Druscilla who carries Hecate out cradled in her arms.]
Jack Gene - Good lord...Tera with the Daughters of Darkness...and standing side by side with Druscilla. Druscilla is supposed to be in England right now!
Bill Hughes - Hecate had back-up after all, never expected to see Tera in the same ring as Druscilla without the two trying to kill each other, what a coup for the Daughters of Darkness getting Tera.
[Druscilla carries Hecate into the back with Tera tapping the club against her hand the whole way back, in the ring staff come out to see to the Knights and Outlaw Biker who are getting to their feet and groaning out before they roll out of the ring and head to the back.]
Father Nathan vs. Jade (c)
Written by: JadeJack Gene - And here comes one of the matches I've been waiting all week to see. Father Nathan takes on Jade. If Father Nathan can pull out the win tonight, he could create an interesting situation as he would take a big step towards facing Druscilla for the Ace Superior Championship, but would also be able to make a case in facing Jade again for the Shoot Championship.
Bill Hughes - Well, it's not worth worrying about because Jade is going to beat the snot out of Father Nathan and end his little crusade against the Daughters of Darkness in the bud.
Jack Gene - I don't believe you can write Father Nathan off. He made Ryven tap out last week and he knows the quality of opponent he is taking on. I think he will be prepared.
Bill Hughes - Well, we'll see. Personally I think Jade is going to give him one of those lessons in humility that Catholic priests are always harping about.
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall and has a 10 minute time limit! Introducing first, hailing from St. Patrick's Parish here in Cleveland, Ohio! He stand 6 feet, 4 inches tall and weighs in at 250lbs. He is the Conscience of WMW, FATHER NATHAN!!!!
[The lights in Arena dim and a Gregorian chant is heard echoing throughout the arena. The voice of Fr. Nathan is heard singing a brief line in Latin. The entrance music then starts as 'Elembivos' by Eluveitie plays over the speakers as Fr. Nathan walks out, his cross strapped to his back, dressed in the black robes of a catholic priest. He pauses a moment and looks around at the crowd,who is cheering for him, smiling as he nods his head to them and raises his hand in a catholic style blessing before he adjusts his dark colored shades, making his way down to the ring, slowly but steadily. He unslings his cross, laying it to rest at ringside, unfolding a stand to allow the cross to stand. He then kneels down before the cross, making the sign of the cross, and recites the prayer of serenity as the 'Father Nathan' Prayer rises from the crowd, mixed with cheers before standing and placing his shades on his cross before climbing into the ring.]
Jack Gene - And Father Nathan makes his way to the ring. I tell you, he may not have the best win-loss record but he never complains, he keeps trying and he's earned the respect of our great WMW fans for that.
Bill Hughes - Yawn. I'm sorry did I miss anything? I dozed off for a minute while that boring ass Priest guy came in.
Wayne Inkster - And Introducing, his opponent. Hailing from Lhasa, Tibet, China. She stands 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighs in at 150lbs. She is the WMW Shoot Champion and is a member of the Daughters of Darkness. She is the Jade Dragon herself, JADE!!!
[A sound of lightning breaks out and the lights in the arena flash to simulate a lightning bolt. After a few seconds, the Videotron comes to life. On the video tron, Jade's name appears with a Chinese Character in the background. Then a great Easten Jade dragon is shown circling around a landscape, then lightning seems to come down and strike the stage in front of the entryway causing a burst of green, silver and gold pyro have the dragon lunge towards the camera with mouth open as a roar escapes it's mouth, echoing through the arena. After a few moments, Music from the Jade Dragon Concerto (Great Muta Concerto) plays over the PA and Jade seemingly walks through the pyro and flames of the Dragon, walking out in a determined, methodical pace before finally stopping in a fighting stance as her overcoat flutters in the air before displaying a flurry of punches and kicks, ending up with her making a few martial arts movement and clinching her fist as a final burst of pyro goes off behind her. She then narrows her eyes and runs down towards the ring, one foot barely touching the ground before lifting off and moving, her black overcoat fluttering around her Chinese style boots and black hot pants with a silvery white owl symbol on her hip, while her Black halter top bears the Jade Dragon wrapped around her right breast, the WMW Shoot Title around her waist. Once she reaches the ring, Jade jumps up and lands on the apron in a handstand before vaulting over the ropes and landing in a fighting stance, in one motion taking her overcoat off and tossing it aside as she retakes her fighting stance, eyes locked on her opponent.]
Jack Gene - And...here comes Jade. Looks like she's sticking with that outfit her and Hecate debuted in their tag team match last week. Interesting choice...wonder if Hecate had a say in that.
Bill Hughes - Well, if Hecate did have a say in it, remind me to thank her cause Jade definitely wears that outfit well! Not only will she beat Father Nathan to pulp, she'll look good doing it!
[In the ring, Luna Pier takes Jade's Shoot title belt from her and hands it Wayne Inkster. Inkster then leaves the ring and Luna Pier calls for the bell as Jade and Father Nathan stand across from each other, Jade settling into her fighting stance while Father Nathan raises his fist and the two circle around each other, Jade keeping her eyes locked on every move Nathan makes.]
Jack Gene - Father Nathan has the definite size advantage here. 8 inches in height and outweighs her by 100lbs. That's an awful big mountain for Jade to climb here tonight.
Bill Hughes - Well, we've seen Jade beat opponents much bigger then her before. Fathar Nathan will need more then size to save him.
[Jade lashes out with a quick, sharp kick to Father Nathan's knee, then another and a third, the third kick dropping Nathan to a knee whre Jade is waiting and kicks him in the head as soon as his knee touches the mat. Father Nathan topples to the mat and Jade smirks and backs up a bit, resting on the balls of her feet, ready to strike again.]
Jack Gene - Well...attacking the knee and leg of Father Nathan is a smart move, but backing up and not following up on her advantage? That's just plain arrogance we'll seeing from Jade!
Bill Hughes - I like it. Jade is confident. Her friendship/partnership with Hecate is really paying off for her!
[Father Nathan pounds the mat in frustration and gets to his feet. Jade moves in and kicks for her head but Nathan gets an arm up, batting the kick away. He gets to his feet and throws a couple of punches but Jade blocks, moves and counterstrikes, hitting Father Nathan twice in the chest and once in the face, sending him staggering back a couple of steps. Jade grabs Father Nathan and whips him into the ropes and as he comes off the ropes, Jade jumps, trying for her Jade kick but Nathan grabs it and pulls Jade forward, taking her down with a clothesline. He pulls her up to her feet whips her into the ropes, but Jade hits the ropes and bounces off into a backflip handspring, trying for a handspring elbow smash but Father Nathan catches her and takes her to mat with a Back suplex.]
Jack Gene - Wow, big time exchange there by these two. Jade and Father Nathan are starting to both get untracked here but it looks like Father Nathan has momentum swinging his way .
Bill Hughes - Jade will make a comeback. She always does.
[Father Nathan grabs Jade and lifts her up, trying to lift her straight up over his head but Jade kicks him in the head, staggering him and turns her body around, landing and taking Father Nathan down with a reverse DDT. As he hits the mat, Jade jumps to her feet and signals to the crowd, turning her back to Father Nathan before hitting a standing moonsault onto him and going right into the cover. Pier drops down and gets a 1 count before Father Nathan kicks out of the pin attempt.]
Jack Gene - Wow! What athleticism from Jade! Father Nathan went for a power move but not only did Jade reverse it into a reverse DDT, but she then hit a standing moonsault. No help from turnbuckles or ropes or anything!
Bill Hughes - Jade is overpowering here, Jack! Father Nathan is overmatched here tonight, plain and simple.
[In the ring, Jade gets to her feet, her expression stoic as she looks over her opponent, waiting for Nathan to get up. As he does, Jade tries for the Buzzsaw kick but Nathan ducks under it, turns and jumps to his feet, nailing Jade with an uppercut that sends her to the mat. Father Nathan measures his opponent and as she gets up, kicks her in the gut before bouncing off the ropes and nailing her with a scissors kick, but Jade stands up at the last second, avoiding the blow and Father Nathan jumps forward, extending his foot and nailing Jade plush on the chin with a shortened super kick that sends Jade to the mat. Nathan makes the sign of the cross over Jade and covers her. Pier drops down and gets to a 2 and a half count before Jade kicks out of the pin. Nathan comes up to his knees, shaking his head in frustration.]
Jack Gene - Superkick! Father Nathan just nailed Jade with a version of Jade's own Jade Kick but he wasn't able to get a three count out of it.
Bill Hughes - Well, that's because Jade is much better at executing the move then Father Nathan is. Maybe if he had pinned her right away instead of being all dramatic with the sign of the cross thing, he might have won.
[Jade gets to her feet, shaking her head, trying to clear the cobwebs out as Father Nathan hops over her and runs to the ropes. As he comes back towards Jade, Jade hops to her feet and spins around, driving her elbow into Father Nathan's solar plexus, stopping the man dead in his tracks. Her fist then flies up into Nathan's face before she grabs him and takes him over in a snap mare position and then backs up and runs towards him, hopping and flipping over him, landing in a sitdown position, hitting him with a jawbreaker, sending the man onto his back and bringing a groan of shared pain from the crowd.]
Jack Gene - Good gravy, that was a painful combo to watch, moreso for Father Nathan, I suspect.
Bill Hughes - Yowza! See? That's the benefit Jade has gotten from her friendship with Druscilla and Hecate, they've really mentored into her how our business works, developed that killer instinct. People thought Jade was good before, wait til the WMW gets a load of the new and improved Jade!
[In the ring, Jade hops onto the second rope, turns and jumps off, as Father Nathan gets up, Jade nails him with a dropkick, sending him back to the mat. Jade then rolls Father Nathan over onto his face and then grabs his arms, crossing them across his chest as she pulls back locking Nathan in the straight jacket maneuver. She keeps pressure on the hold as Father Nathan tries to fight to his feet. After about 30 seconds, Jade takes one of her feet and places it on Father Nathan's spine, forcing him back to his knees and increasing the torque on the hold, causing Father Nathan to grunt in pain. After about 15 seconds more, Jade releases the hold and kicks Father Nathan in back of the head before running to the ropes and bouncing off the ropes running towards Nathan. Father Nathan gets to his feet and picks Jade up, turning and planting her to the mat with a spinebuster.]
Jack Gene - Jade picking up where she left off, using that brutal straightjacket move of hers but Father Nathan is not out of yet and hit her with that spinebuster.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, but I wouldn't get excited about Father Nathan's chances in this match.
[Father Nathan gets to his feet and measures Jade as she gets to her feet before darting in and peppering her with punches in the abdominal region and tries for for a combo of crosses on Jade's head but Jade ducks and comes up, slicing across Father Nathan's chest with an echoing knife edge chop, then another chop and one more stunning him. She then backs up a couple steps and then runs forward, trying for a shining wizard kick but Father Nathan throws Jade up into the air but Jade turns it into a flip, kicking Father Nathan as she flips backwards landing on her feet and then jumps towards Father Nathan and plants her foot into Nathan's chest, sending the bigger man staggering backwards into the ropes where he bounces off and tries for a clothesline but Jade ducks, stops on a dime and as Nathan stops and turns around, Jade nails him with a kick that sends the man to the ground and brings an 'ooooh' from the crowd. Jade smiles and nods her head, and drops for the cover, Pier drops down and makes the count 1....2....3no! Father Nathan kicks out at the last second. Jade comes up to her knees and exhales in frustration as she gets to her feet urging Father Nathan to get to his feet, setting up for the buzzsaw kick and as Nathan gets up, she fires her kick but Father Nathan ducks the foot and then planting a fist in her stomach and then jumps up to his feet and nails her with a right cross sending Jade to the mat.]
Jack Gene - Business is really picking up here now, folks! Back and forth exchanges as both fighters vie for control of this match and we've seen Jade try to end this match a few times but so far, The Irishman is weathering the storm of brutal kicks Jade is showering him with!
Bill Hughes - Don't forget Jade! Father Nathan's boxing skill have not netted him a knock out yet either! He pounded her with punch combos and has not yet gotten a win there either!
[Father Nathan pulls Jade to her feet and whips her into the ropes and catches her as she comes off, taking her down with a tilt a whirl backbreaker, before picking Jade up and walking into the middle of the ring before tossing Jade behind him with a fallaway slam. Father Nathan gets up and points to his cross and gets a big cheer from the crowd as he walks over to Jade, pulling her up and locking her into a powerbomb position before lifting Jade up into a crucifix position, trying for his Cross of Redemption move but Jade kicks her legs out in a bicycle motion, working to slow and fight the motion, eventually putting her feet on the mat as she then turns herself and Father Nathan around in an unprettier like move, turning the move into a double arm DDT. Jade rolls through to her feet after the move and bends his legs back, interlocking them with her own and grabs his arms before rocking back and with a loud grunt, lifting him up as she fully extends her arms and legs trying for a submission move, being sure to keep her shoulders off the mat. Luna Pier checks for a submission but Father Nathan cries out no, shaking his head and Pier then checks for a pin on Jade, who still has her shoulders off the mat and thus Pier goes back to checking on Father Nathan. After about 20 seconds, Jade can no longer maintain the hold and rolls to the side, letting Nathan go.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Amazing exchange there. Father Nathan showing off his power and tried for the Cross of Redemption but Jade was a couple steps ahead of him and managed to get out of the move and turned the move into a double arm DDT. Then she locked the most unique submission move I have ever seen.
Bill Hughes - ...Yeah that move did not look fun for Father Nathan to be in. I'm almost afraid to ask where she learned or came up with that.
[Jade and Nathan get to their feet about the same time and Nathan takes a swing at her, Jade blocking, stepping in and pelting Father Nathan's chest with a multitude of punches in and around his chest, as Jade expertly keeps her elbows behind her fists, her fists moving amazingly fast, driving Father Nathan back, ending the series of blows by drawing her hand back and slamming her palm into the dead center of his chest, dropping him to a knee as Jade then spins around and nails Father Nathan across the face with a spinning right backfist. Jade backs up a bit, readying herself for a buzzsaw kick and this time, the kick hits and Father Nathan slumps to the mat, ending up face first on the mat.]
Jack Gene - A Thousand Fists! Jade nailed Father Nathan with her Wing Chun series of punches! Then she capped it off with her palm strike, a spinning backfist and then a buzzsaw kick! Father Nathan is reeling now!
Bill Hughes - Stick a fork in him, he's done baby! Father Nathan is about to go 0-1 in his little crusade against the Daughters of Darkness!
[Jade pulls Father Nathan to his feet but Father Nathan punches her in the stomach and gets to his feet, lifting Jade up into the fireman's Carry position and walks to the middle of the ring before throwing Jade up and over his head before jumping into the air, driving his knee into Jade's head as she comes down. The crowd cheers loudly as he hits the move as the Father Nathan prayer and 'Lullaby... go to sleep...' chants break out from the crowd. Nathan lands and goes right into the cover. Luna Pier makes the count 1....2....3! Nathan stands up, his eyes locked on Jade as Luna Pier calls for the bell and Wayne Inkster comes into the ring. Father Nathan asks for the mic and takes it from Wayne as he stands over Jade and makes the sign of the cross over Jade as he speaks in Latin.]
Father Nathan - Nomine Patris, Filii, et Spiritus Sancti!
[Father Nathan then looks up and to the entryway, still standing over Jade.]
Father Nathan - Daughters of Darkness! You have sent one of your champions to me and I have overcome! One of you has fallen. 3 of you to go! I send your fallen champion back to you. I am the Conscience of the WMW and you will all pay for you sins!
Jack Gene - The Price of Sin! The Price of Sin! Father Nathan brings a sudden, emphatic end to this match with his variation of the Go To Sleep and Jade certainly is out cold here folks. We then saw Father Nathan make the sign of the cross over her prone body, symbolically laying Jade to rest. He also had some strong words for the Daughters of Darkness.
Bill Hughes - No! Dammit! Who the hell does this guy think he is?! Well he wanted a war with the Daughters of Darkness... I bet you Amariie, Druscilla and Hecate will give him one after this!
[Father Nathan then walks to his cross and takes up his shades, putting them on and then takes up his bible and cross, walking up the entryway. As he leaves, Amariie and Tera appear on the top of the entryramp, Tera and Father Nathan exchanging words as the two women walk down to the ring, Amariie slides into the ring and takes a look at Jade, glaring at where Father Nathan made his exit before rolling Jade over to the side of the ring where Tera takes hold of Jade and lifts her up, carrying her to the back, Amariie following behind.]
Jack Gene - A bad night for the Daughters of Darkness here as both Jade and Hecate have had to be carried out.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well...mark my words, there will be hell to pay for this. I think certain people in the WMW just made the Daughters of Daughters very, very angry and I'm not sure I'd want to be on their bad side...
Ryven and Kronin (c) vs. Valora and Umbrage
Written by: Jade/HecateJack Gene - Well here we go. 4 of the top superstars in the WMW in the ring in tag team action. The Hardcore Icons take on the team of Kronin and Ryven. Non title action but if the Hardcore Icons can pull off the win, you gotta think a tag title match is in their future.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well RyKro better get ready to defend those belts cause the Hardcore Icons are gonna beat their ass tonight!
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is your main event for Graveyard Shift 106 and is a tag team match set for one fall! And now, we introduce the competitors for tonight's match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 378lbs. They are members of That Damn Awesome! They are... the Great Lakes Champion Valora and WMW Hall of Famer Umbrage THE HARDCRE ICONS!!!
['Burn to the Ground' by Nickelback plays and Valora and Umbrage walk out, Valora wearing her GLC belt over her shoulder and holding her trademark lead pipe in her hand, Umbrage coming out, finishing a bottle alcohol, tossing it aside, holding a steel chair in his hand. Valora moves along the crowd, who is cheering loudly for the two, firing them up raising and pumping the hand that holds the lead pipe in the air everytime the chorus of the song has 'Yeah!' in it, the crowd singing along as the duo make their way to the ring. As they get in, Luna Pier greets them, ordering them to leave their weapons outside the ring. Umbrage and Valora shrug and drop their weapons outside and climb into the ring.]
Jack Gene - What the hell were they thinking? This isn't a hardcore rules match. They are very popular though, no doubt about the fact that Valora and Umbrage have certainly appealed to the more violent aspects of our crowds.
Bill Hughes - Jack... what part of 'Hardcore Icons' escaped you? To them, every match is a hardcore match.
Wayne Inkster - And introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 475lbs. They are the WMW Tag Team Champions and are escorted to the ring by Lilly. They are the team of KRONIN AND RYVEN!!!!
['Uprising' by Muse plays over the PA and the crowd goes nuts as Kronin comes out, playing his guitar along with the entrance music, Ryven walking out with him, glaring at the ring as he points at Valora and Umbrage. Umbrage responding by giving Ryven the finger and Valora by urging him into the ring. About half way down the entranceway, Valora and Umbrage get impatient and slide out of the ring, charging up the ramp, Lilly dives out of the way as the two tag teams start trading punches, Valora matched with Kronin and Umbrage with Ryven. Luna Pier sighs and shakes her head but calls for the bell and the match starts.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Looks like we have an impromptu hardcore match here, folks! Umbrage and Valora decided not to let their opponents even make it to the ring, and have started brawling with them on the entranceway! Referee Luna Pier has decided to let it go and called for the match to start!
Bill Hughes - Brilliant! Valora and Umbrage knew that being the main event, Luna Pier couldn't DQ them and now they have a match more suited to their specialties! Kronin and Wonder Punk are in trouble now!
[Lilly gets out of the way and makes her way over by the announce table. Shortly after Umbrage knees Ryven in the midsection and leads him over the announce table, slamming Ryven into it face first. Meanwhile, Valora punches for Kronin who lifts his guitar, Valora punching the guitar and shaking her fist crying out in pain before Kronin turns the guitar around and smashes it over Valora's head, causing Valora to slump to the ground as Kronin turns and plays to crowd who cheers loudly.]
Jack Gene - My God! Kronin just broke his guitar over Valora's head! and we're under attack here!
Bill Hughes - Calm down, Umbrage is just bouncing wonder punk's face off our table. I could watch this all night I-
[Ryven blocks the next attempt, elbows Umbrage in the gut and bounces his face off the table, before grabbing Bill Hughes by the collar and decks him, sending Hughes to the ground as the crowd cheers loudly. Ryven nods and turns, pulling Umbrage to his feet and tries to whip him into the barricades but Umbrage reverses the whip attempt, sending Ryven into the barricades. On the entranceway, Kronin pulls Valora to her feet, but Valora counters with a low blow before jumping onto Kronin's shoulders and taking him face first into the entranceway floor with a short headscissors face slam. From the ring, Luna Pier shouts for people to get the match into the ring.]
Jack Gene - Oh My God! Folks..Ryven just decked my broadcast partner here, the first of I'd guess many who'd like to do so... Are you okay, Bill?
[Bill gets up, sputtering in rage as he replaces his headset.]
Bill Hughes - That Son of a Bitch! He punched me! You saw it! I'm gonna sue his ass for this!
[Umbrage makes his way over to Valora and the two of them pull Kronin to his feet and whip him into the steel steps head and shoulder first, then Umbrage smirks to Valora who returns the smirk and nods and and Umbrage whips her towards the steps and Kronin, who is struggling to get up. Valora leaves her feet and plants both of them into Kronin's back, driving him further into the steel steps. Ryven comes in from the side and cuts Umbrage off, nailing him with a steel chair, sending him to the ground. Valora climbs into the ring and shouts out at Ryven who narrows his eyes and runs in after her, once Ryven enters the ring, Luna Pier signals that Valora and Ryven are the legal men in and takes the chair from Ryven, warning against anymore hardcore stuff. While her back is turned, Valora grins and reaches into her pocket pulling out brass knuckles and slips them onto her fist. Ryven comes charging at Valora who smirks and blocks his punch attempt before nailing him with the brass knuckles dropping him to the mat. She then moves strategically so that Pier can't see her and tosses the brass knuckles out of the ring. Meanwhile, Kronin and Umbrage make their way to the aprons, getting into their spots as Lilly makes her way down to the ringside area.]
Jack Gene - Now..now come on now! Valora can get away with cheating just because she's better at it then Ryven?
Bill Hughes - Ref doesn't see it, it didn't happen, Jack.. frankly, I hope Valora beats Ryven to a bloody pulp.
[Valora pulls Ryven to his feet and whips him to the ropes near his corner. Kronin reaches out and makes a blind tag. Ryven ducks low as if going for a spear but Valora jumps over him only to be caught in mid air by Kronin who comes in with massive clothesline that knocks Valora inside out, Ryven then exits the ring and stands on the apron watch the match unfold. Kronin then pulls Valora to her feet and lifts her up onto his shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry position and runs forward, slamming Valora to the mat face first as he drops into a sitting position. Valora hits the mat so hard she bounces up to her knees then falls face first on the mat.]
Jack Gene - My God! What the hell kinda move was that!?
Bill Hughes - Painful Jack. That's what kinda move that was.
[Kronin pulls Valora to her feet and leads her to a neutral corner, smirking to the ground as he grabs her by the back of her collar and the back her pants, before lifting her up and tossing Valora face first into the top turnbuckle. Valora staggers backwards, seemingly dazed by the move but then she jumps for the pele kick but Kronin catches her and turns, locking in the sharpshooter as he sits down into the move, Valora clawing for the ropes.]
Jack Gene - My God! Valora went for the pele and Kronin countered it into the Sharpshooter! Folks, if you wondered just how good Kronin was at the technical game, there's your answer right there.
Bill Hughes - No fair! Kronin cheated somehow.. I don't know how yet, but I'm sure he cheated.
[Kronin sits back on the sharpshooter, causing Valora to cry out in pain as she reaches for the ropes that are tortuously just out of reach of her hands. Umbrage ducks into the ring and runs forward, nailing Kronin with a clothesline, breaking up the hold Valora scrambles to her feet and as Umbrage gets back to the apron, Valora dives and makes the tag, rolling out of the ring, holding her back. Kronin gets up, only to be cut off by Umbrage who hammers him repeatedly with right hands, knocking Kronin back to his knees where he continues to hammer him before finally pulling Kronin up and whipping him into the ropes this time, Ryven makes the blind tag and climbs the top turnbuckle and as Umbrage picks Kronin up, looking for the Riot Act, Kronin counters the move, taking Umbrage down with a DDT, rolling out of the way as Ryven dives off the turnbuckle, nailing Umbrage with an elbow drop. Kronin rolls out of the ring and drops to a knee on the outside, trying to catch his breath, while in the ring, Ryven takes a mounted position and rains down punches on Umbrage's head and face. When he finally get off Umbrage, Ryven walks around Umbrage's prone body, looking around, deciding what to do next. Umbrage finally starts to get to his feet and Ryven moves in, grappling him in a collar and elbow tie up before slamming his knee into Umbrage's midsection twice doubling him over and jumping into the air, giving Umbrage a Krav-Maga style blow to the neck as he comes down, dropping Umbrage to the mat in a heap.]
Jack Gene - Ryven is all over Umbrage right now, not giving the Hardcore Legend any chance to regroup.
Bill Hughes - That Krav-Magic stuff should be banned, it's illegal! But don't worry, Whyven the wonder chimp will go all Grape-ape on us so Umbrage will take him out in no time.
Jack Gene - How is Ryven's Krav-Maga illegal...nevermind I don't even want to know how you will rationalize that.
[Valora starts to climb into the ring, pulling Luna Pier over towards the corner as she keeps Valora on the outside while Ryven goes to pull Umbrage up to his feet, but Umbrage connects with a low blow, stopping Ryven in his tracks with a surprised and painful look on his face. Umbrage gets up to his feet, shaking his head before lining Ryven up and dropping him with a solid right hand. Umbrage waits till Ryven gets up again before downing him with another right hand then motions like he's drinking a beer, bends over Ryven as he tries to get up and mimics spitting the beer in Ryven's face before beating him down to the mat with a series of kicks. Umbrage reaches over and tags Valora in, the Great Lakes champion moving to the mididle on the outside as Umbrage pulls Ryven up and whips him across to the opposite ropes, moving out of the way as Valora uses the top rope to springboard up and landing on the top rope long enough to spring off and connect with a flying forearm to the side of Ryven's head.]
Jack Gene - Well The Hardcore Icons are in control of this match now, Valora back in nailing Ryven with that springboard flying forearm of hers and Kronin is calling for a tag now.
Bill Hughes - Haha, well that's because Kronin is realizing that Ryven is just not up to the level of their opponents and so he has to try and do everything himself.
[Valora pulls Ryven to his feet and measures him before nailing him with a knife edge chop. Ryven gets angry and throws a flurry of punches but Valora goes into the Krav-Maga 360 defense and Umbrage tries to come in, distracting Luna Pier as Valora kicks him in the groin, before grabbing Ryven in back of the head and whipping him into a neutral corner, running in after him, jumping onto the mid rope and punching Ryven twice before flipping back off and runs up, hitting Ryven with a shining wizard, rocking Ryven back into the corner. Valora runs to the ropes and as she bounces off the ropes near Kronin's corner, Kronin reaches out and grabs Valora by the hair and yanks back, taking Valora off her feet. Ryven meanwhile, staggers out of the corner and runs to the corner, tagging Kronin into the match. Kronin comes in as the crowd cheers and pulls Valora up to her feet and lifts slamming her down on his knee and points to Umbrage as he whips Valora into the ropes, catching her as she comes off the ropes, lifting her up and slamming her into the mat with a massive spine buster. Umbrage nods, narrowing his eyes.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Kronin calling Umbrage out and hitting his variation of the Riot Act! And Valora used Krav-Maga, is that still illegal?
Bill Hughes - Of course not. Valora can do whatever she wants, but Kronin stealing Umbrage's move is just wrong... and Umbrage still does it better...
[Kronin jumps to his feet and plays to the crowd who cheers loudly and at ringside, Lilly is jumping up and down with excitement. Valora gets to her feet and runs up to Kronin, kicking him in the midsection and then locking him in a side headlock, slamming her fist into his face before Kronin shrugs her off into the ropes, Valora hits the ropes and runs towards Kronin at the last second dropping into a baseball slide through Kronin's legs, jumping up and locking in a version of the Tazzmission on Kronin, trying to force him to his knees. As they continue to struggle, Valora smirks and gets her feet on to the mat, walking Kronin back slowly before jumping into the air and landing on the top rope and balancing for a moment as Kronin struggles to beak the hold but then Valora jumps off the rope, falling to the floor but in the process, snapping the back of Kronin's head and neck against the top rope and slingshotting Kronin face first into the mat. Valora smirks as she climbs up into the ring, bouncing off the ropes and walking to Kronin as she dusts her shoulders off and drops her fist into Kronin's face.]
Jack Gene - Amazing move by Valora there! Kronin looks like he's hurt there.
Bill Hughes - You're surprised? I'm surprised Valora didn't break his neck there...
[Kronin rolls over and gets to his feet as Ryven leans over the ropes, hand extended trying for the tag. Valora smirks and runs towards Kronin, taking him down with a running neckbreaker, causing Kronin to cry out and grit his teeth in pain. Valora then turns to the crowd and calls out "FFG!" before climbing up to the top turnbuckle, before extending her leg straight up over her head and slowly moving off the turnbuckle extending her leg as she drops her leg onto Kronin's neck and chest as she drops down into a split legged position. She goes from that into a cover. Pier makes the count 1.....2...3no! Kronin kicks out at the last second. Valora gets up and shakes her head and gets up as she grabs hold of Kronin in a headlock, before turning around and moving the back of Kronin's head and neck onto Valora's shoulder before dropping into a sitting position, causing Kronin to bounce off and fall to the mat, holding his head and neck, kicking his foot into the mat in pain.]
Jack Gene - Kronin is in serious pain here, Valora targeting that neck exclusively and Luna Pier should look into ending this match. We're risking serious injury here.
Bill Hughes - Screw that! I love this match so far and if Kronin can't take it, maybe he should leave the GLC division.
[Ryven claps his hands, trying to get the crowd into it urging Kronin to make the tag and while Valora is making her way to Umbrage, Kronin dives and makes the tag to Ryven at the same time Valora tags in Umbrage as the crowd cheers and Ryven and Umbrage run towards each other, exchanging punches meanwhile Kronin rolls down to the floor, holding his head and neck, Lilly checking on him.]
Jack Gene - Ryven and Umbrage in the middle of the ring wailing away on each other, neither man looks like he's going to back down as the punches just fly.
Bill Hughes - Bah, like Whyven really has a chance to stand toe to toe with Umbrage. Look there Valora is so confident she's pulled out a flask and is taking a sip while she watches Umbrage beat down Ryven.
Jack Gene - Valora with the flask taking another sip but Luna Pier just throws up her hands at Valora's actions.
Bill Hughes - That's cause Valora's got the DWW action going and Luna Pier doesn't want to get clocked for interfering with Valora's fun.
Jack Gene - DWW? Do I even want to know?
Bill Hughes - Drinking While Wrestling baby! Hardcore Icon's style.
[Umbrage gets turned around by one of Ryven's punches and grabs at Luna Pier to keep his balance while at the same time does a mule kick that lands right between Ryven's legs, stopping Ryven's momentum and Umbrage points to Kronin and Lily on the outside, motioning about a foreign object. Luna moves over towards Kronin's corner and looks down at Lily helping Kronin to his feet and is out of position to see Umbrage motioning to Valora as he spins Ryven around, lifting him up and dropping him neck first over the top rope just as Valora takes a swig of her flask and spits it out into Ryven's face, blinding him with the liquid as he bounces off the top rope and crashes to the mat. Umbrage reaches out and tags in Valora who slides into the ring and helps Umbrage pick Ryven up, double whipping him into the ropes before taking off in the opposite direction and climbing the turnbuckles as Umbrage catches Ryven on the return across the ring, lifting him up in the air and holding it a moment before snap twisting and driving Ryven to the mat with the Riot Act. Umbrage rolls out of the way and charges the corner, knocking Kronin off the ring apron just as he was getting back up while Valora comes off the top rope with her Aztec Moonsault and lands on Ryven just after Umbrage rolled off.]
Jack Gene - I don't believe it, first Umbrage dropping Ryven's neck on the top rope while Valora blinded him with what ever is in the flask which lead to the Riot Act-Aztec Moonsault combo! Valora is going for the cover and Umbrage has taken Kronin out at ringside...1....2....3!!
Bill Hughes - Yeah baby yeah! The Hardcore Icon's have just pinned the tag team champions!
Jack Gene - But not without using a lot of dirty tricks to do so. The tag champs won't be happy about this.
[Valora and Umbrage grab a couple of bottles from somewhere at ringside and climb up to the turnbuckles, lifting their hands and twisting the bottles open before downing whatever is inside with an impromptu chugging contest, which Umbrage wins just by a hair. Kronin and Lily slid into the ring and pull Ryven out, the whole time shooting dagger looks at both Valora and Umbrage who turn and motion with both hands to the tag belts and then motioning that those belts will soon be around their waists as Kronin and Ryven head to the back.]
Bill Hughes - Let this be a lesson to all the little boys and girls at home, it's only cheating if you get caught.
Jack Gene - Bill! You can't be telling kids that, trying to get us in trouble? This is no over between the tag champs and the Hardcore Icons.
Jack Gene - DWW? Do I even want to know?
Bill Hughes - Drinking While Wrestling baby! Hardcore Icon's style.
[Umbrage gets turned around by one of Ryven's punches and grabs at Luna Pier to keep his balance while at the same time does a mule kick that lands right between Ryven's legs, stopping Ryven's momentum and Umbrage points to Kronin and Lily on the outside, motioning about a foreign object. Luna moves over towards Kronin's corner and looks down at Lily helping Kronin to his feet and is out of position to see Umbrage motioning to Valora as he spins Ryven around, lifting him up and dropping him neck first over the top rope just as Valora takes a swig of her flask and spits it out into Ryven's face, blinding him with the liquid as he bounces off the top rope and crashes to the mat. Umbrage reaches out and tags in Valora who slides into the ring and helps Umbrage pick Ryven up, double whipping him into the ropes before taking off in the opposite direction and climbing the turnbuckles as Umbrage catches Ryven on the return across the ring, lifting him up in the air and holding it a moment before snap twisting and driving Ryven to the mat with the Riot Act. Umbrage rolls out of the way and charges the corner, knocking Kronin off the ring apron just as he was getting back up while Valora comes off the top rope with her Aztec Moonsault and lands on Ryven just after Umbrage rolled off.]
Jack Gene - I don't believe it, first Umbrage dropping Ryven's neck on the top rope while Valora blinded him with what ever is in the flask which lead to the Riot Act-Aztec Moonsault combo! Valora is going for the cover and Umbrage has taken Kronin out at ringside...1....2....3!!
Bill Hughes - Yeah baby yeah! The Hardcore Icon's have just pinned the tag team champions!
Jack Gene - But not without using a lot of dirty tricks to do so. The tag champs won't be happy about this.
[Valora and Umbrage grab a couple of bottles from somewhere at ringside and climb up to the turnbuckles, lifting their hands and twisting the bottles open before downing whatever is inside with an impromptu chugging contest, which Umbrage wins just by a hair. Kronin and Lily slid into the ring and pull Ryven out, the whole time shooting dagger looks at both Valora and Umbrage who turn and motion with both hands to the tag belts and then motioning that those belts will soon be around their waists as Kronin and Ryven head to the back.]
Bill Hughes - Let this be a lesson to all the little boys and girls at home, it's only cheating if you get caught.
Jack Gene - Bill! You can't be telling kids that, trying to get us in trouble? This is no over between the tag champs and the Hardcore Icons.
[At that, the scene fades.]
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