Graveyard Shift 105
Posted: January 14th, 2010 | Category: Televised Results | No Comments »
The Card:
Wone vs. Gras-Dawg
Mo’ Bad vs. Hell Rell
Ryven vs Father Nathan
Amariie vs Damian Knight
Kronin vs. Druscilla
Umbrage/Valora vs Jade/Hecate
Graveyard Shift 105 - January 14th, 2010 - WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
Gras-Dawg Responds to Wone:
[The scene opens up backstage where Jane Coughlin stands with Gras-Dawg. Gras-Dawg has a look on his face that indicates he is not in the jovial, celebratory mood he was in the last time WMW fans saw him. He snatches the mic from Jane before she can even get a word in and steps to the forefront, looking straight into the camera.]Gras-Dawg - Heh, I'll give you credit man. You talk the talk well enough. But man... lemme tell you this right here and now so we save us both of us a lot of time. Ya don't scare me, boy. Ya don't intimidate me neither. Ya ain't all that, ya ain't some big crazy bad ass. You just the latest punk what appeared on mah hitlist. Cause see... why you were spendin' 'many nights' on the streets, I spent mah entire life on the [bleep]in' streets! So come on out ya little punk poser wannabe, cause I got somethin' for yo ass. We gonna find out how much a badass you really are, and that's the truth.
[Jane cuts back in and looks up at Gras-Dawg.]
Jane Coughlin - Are you honestly not afraid of Wone? Do you really want to go after a returning WMW wrestler and former Great Lakes Champion with such disrespect?
Gras-Dawg - Some people might call it disrespect. But if Wone really spent as much time on the streets as he claims, he knows what I'm doin'. I'm firin' him up, Baby! Wanna make sure he brings his 'A' Game to the match. If he beats me, he beats me. I wanna find out what he got and where I am compared to the rest of the people here. Now excuse me honey...
[Gras-Dawg takes out a spare hotel key and slips it into Jane Coughlin's front shirt pocket.]
Gras-Dawg - I know you enjoyed last week, you a freak, for real you come on back and big daddy will give ya what ya need, but right now, Daddy gotta work.
[Gras-Dawg turns and faces the camera, stepping back into the forefront, blocking out a blushing Jane Coughlin.]
Gras-Dawg - Lemme tell ya how things gonna go, Wone. You gonna walk yo skinny white ass down to the ring, then I gonna walk my big, powerful, black ass down to the ring and we gonna rumble, one of us gonna kick our asses kicked. I plan on you bein' the one who gets his ass kicked. Nothin' personal man... jus business... all it ever is is business. You got designs on changin' my plans for the night well... if you feelin' froggy, jump motha [bleep]
[Gras-Dawg then walks off towards the ring and Jane Coughlin steps forward, watching him head off.]
Jane Coughlin - Well you heard it here, fans! Gras-Dawg is looking to make a big splash in WMW by taking Wone down in his first match here. Can he do it! That match is coming up next!
Opening Commentary
[The shot switches to ringside, where Jack Gene and Bill Hughes sit, dressed in their best commenting attire, ready to call tonight's action.]
Jack Gene - And Welcome to Graveyard Shift 105, folks! We are coming to you live from the WMW Arena in Cleveland Ohio and do we have a packed show for you tonight.
Bill Hughes - That it is, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something important around here! And everyone's in action tonight it seems!
Jack Gene - That's right, we have the debut of Gras-Dawg against a former GLC in Wone, Father Nathan in action against Ryven, Amariie taking on Damian Knight in one of Knight's $10,000 challenges, a big time tag team match pitting Umbrage and Valora against Jade and Hecate and for our main event, we have Druscilla taking on Kronin!
Bill Hughes - Big time matches all the way around, and I tell you. I like this Gras-Dawg already. Kid's got spunk to come in here and show no fear to a former GLC like Wone!
Jack Gene - I would call it being disrespectful but those two will settle their differences in the ring
Bill Hughes - Yeah they will and I can't wait to see my faves That Damn Awesome! and the Daughters of Darkness in the ring. Damian Knight and Kronin don't stand a chance and though it will break my heart to do... my first loyalty is to AWS Man and Valora, both of whom are in That Damn Awesome! thus, I have to cheer for them tonight...
Jack Gene - Try to contain your heartbreak...
Bill Hughes - It is heartbreaking! Oh cruel fate!
Jack Gene - Well, I think the fans at home have heard enough talking, Bill! I think it's about time we got down to action down here! First up will be Gras-Dawg taking on Wone. Do you really think the party-loving street thug has a chance against a former GLC like Wone? I mean to hold the Great Lakes Championship... that's a pretty elite club...
Bill Hughes - Definitely, Jack. This guy is built, and looks to be just mean and tough enough to lay down a serious beating. I know I'd want this guy on my side during a fight and the word on the street-
Jack Gene - Word on the street? What are we on, a rerun of the Wire?
Bill Hughes - The word on the street is that Gras-Dawg was the go-to guy and enforcer for his group down in New Orleans. I think we'll going to see a few groups look to recruit this man as the weeks tick on here.
Jack Gene - What about the other matches? Anything leap out at you?
Bill Hughes - Hardcore Icons vs Jade and Hecate. I know Hardcore Icons isn't the official name for Umbrage and Valora but...it fits so I'm using it. That could be a serious candidate for match of the night. You have 4 people in that match who know how to get it done.
Jack Gene - Well, we're getting word it's time for our first match of the night, let's go to ringside and Wayne Inkster!
[The shot changes to the ring.]
Hecate - We have matches to get ready for, we don't have time for games, move out of the way.
[Wone simply stares at the three females and does not speak. His glare is hauntingly gentle. After several moments of silence Hecate speaks again.]
Hecate - Nothing personal, but we got somewhere we got to be, so either move it or we move through you.
[Wone again brushes his hair from his face. He steps to the side as he speaks to the women.]
Wone - I apologize greatly for the inconvenience.
[Hecate, Jade and Druscilla share a look before shrugging it off and continue on their way. Wone continues to watch them as the drift further down the hall. When they are almost out of sight he speaks, apparently to himself.]
Wone - Perfect model of womanhood.
[He pauses for a moment as he looks down at the floor. He mutters one final thing to himself.]
Wone - It's not like that. Not this time.
[Wone then turns and continues on his way, following the signs pointing towards the ring entrance.]
Wone meets the Daughters of Darkness
[The camera is scanning the backstage area of the WMW arena when Hecate, Jade and Druscilla are seen walking down the hall. As they continue down the hall a man crosses their path. He simply stops, preventing the three women from proceeding. The camera zooms in as the man lifts his head revealing an old but familiar face. The man known to WMW as Wone, brushes his dread locked hair from his face. He peers through his white and black face paint as Hecate, Jade and Druscilla look puzzled.]Hecate - We have matches to get ready for, we don't have time for games, move out of the way.
[Wone simply stares at the three females and does not speak. His glare is hauntingly gentle. After several moments of silence Hecate speaks again.]
Hecate - Nothing personal, but we got somewhere we got to be, so either move it or we move through you.
[Wone again brushes his hair from his face. He steps to the side as he speaks to the women.]
Wone - I apologize greatly for the inconvenience.
[Hecate, Jade and Druscilla share a look before shrugging it off and continue on their way. Wone continues to watch them as the drift further down the hall. When they are almost out of sight he speaks, apparently to himself.]
Wone - Perfect model of womanhood.
[He pauses for a moment as he looks down at the floor. He mutters one final thing to himself.]
Wone - It's not like that. Not this time.
[Wone then turns and continues on his way, following the signs pointing towards the ring entrance.]
Wone vs. Gras-Dawg
Written by: AWS Man
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring with a mic.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, making his WMW debut … he stands at 6’8” and weighs in at 260 pounds … hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana … he is GRRRAAAASSSS-DAAAAWWWWWGGG!
['Get Up' by 50 Cent plays over the speakers and Gras-Dawg walks out with a cocky strut, holding a mic and singing/rapping along to the lyrics. He wears baggy jeans worn below his hips and a baggy New Orleans Saints Jersey with a Saints hat tilted sideways on his head. As he continues his cocky strut to the ring, he continues to rap, before sliding into the ring and holding both hands up into the air to bask in the crowd response, which is mostly negative.]
Jack Gene – Our Cleveland fans don’t seem to be taking too strongly to “Gras-Dawg” here, Bill. Am I saying that right? Like Mardi Gras?
Bill Hughes – Why are you asking me? I thought he was the janitor when I saw him backstage.
Jack Gene – Bordering on the racist with your remarks again, Bill…
Bill Hughes – I was not! Hey, I think you’re the racist for assuming that *I’m* a racist.
Jack Gene – I’m sure that makes sense in your mind.
[Once in the ring, Gras-Dawg removes his bling and tucks them into his pockets. He pushes Stephen Tyler off when the ref tries to search him for weapons and continues his tactic of showboating for the crowd.]
Jack Gene – Stephen Tyler would do well to exert a little more authority over Gras-Dawg here. He can’t just let himself be pushed around like that.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, you’d think that as a famous rock star he wouldn’t take that kind of crap from anyone.
Jack Gene – Bill, what are you- Wait, you don’t… You don’t actually think that our referee Stephen Tyler is the same person as Aerosmith frontman Stephen Tyler, do you?
Bill Hughes – Well, sure they are. How many people could have that name?
Jack Gene – Many people. Many people can have that name, Bill. Just … my God. What would Stephen Tyler be doing refereeing here anyway?
Bill Hughes – I dunno. Justin Evers was friends with Batman.
Wayne Inkster – And his opponent, making his long-awaited return to WMW … standing 6’2” and weighing 226 pounds … hailing from Purgatory, Maine … he is a former Great Lakes Champion … he is WOOOOONNNNNE!
[‘Our Truth’ by Lacuna Coil begins to play over the speakers. As the lead singer begins to wail Wone steps through the curtain and stands at the top of the entrance.]
Bill Hughes – Hey, I remember that guy … I think. Didn’t he die, though?
Jack Gene – What? No, obviously not! I’m not sure where Wone has been during his hiatus, but we haven’t seen him in, oh, about two years. Let’s see if he picks up where he left off.
[His black, matted hair covers his white painted face as he stares down at his feet. After a few seconds he looks up and focuses on the ring as he walks deliberately towards it. He pays no attention the fans or their reactions, which are mixed.]
Bill Hughes – The crowd doesn’t seem to really know what to make of this guy, and to tell the truth, I can’t remember much about him. Did I like him before?
Jack Gene – I don’t recall, not that it should matter anyway. Why don’t you evaluate him based on his in-ring ability instead of establishing a pointless bias off the bat?
Bill Hughes – But … what fun is that?
[Wone reaches the ring apron and leaps up on to it, grabbing the top rope with both hands. Finally he gazes out over the crowd before leaping over the top rope and into the ring. He heads for the far corner and puts his back up against the turnbuckles. He kneels down on one knee to wait for the start of the match.]
Bill Hughes – Wait, now I know him! Didn’t he get arrested for drug trafficking last summer, though?
Jack Gene – That was Jeff Hardy. They both wear face paint, but that doesn’t make them the same person.
Bill Hughes – Man, this telling people apart thing is hard. I’d like a nice easy job like drug dealer.
Jack Gene – You could try putting some in your peaches…
Bill Hughes – Hey, that’s not a bad idea!
Jack Gene – Looks like we’re about ready to start this thing, thankfully. Stephen Tyler – the referee, NOT the aging rocker – has finished going over the rules with both men, and is now signaling for the bell.
[Gras-Dawg tries for a lunging right hook off the bat, but Wone ducks it and backs Gras-Dawg into the corner with some rights of his own. Wone then whips his opponent towards the far corner, but Gras-Dawg reverses. Upon reaching the corner, Wone simply runs up the turnbuckles, then pivots and flies onto Gras-Dawg with a flying crossbody.]
Bill Hughes – Are you SURE that’s not Jeff Hardy?
Jack Gene – Damn it, yes, Bill, they’re two different people! Wone just also happens to be a high flyer and a bit of a daredevil. The difference is, he doesn’t appear to be under the influence of any drugs. He’s just mentally unstable.
[Wone stays on top of Gras-Dawg’s body for a cover, but the newcomer kicks out as soon as Tyler drops down for the count. Both men scramble up, and Wone is a bit quicker with a boot to the gut. He whips Gras-Dawg back towards the corner they started in, but this time Gras-Dawg is the one to reverse. Again upon reaching the corner, Wone runs up the buckles, this time trying for a no-look twisting moonsault. But this time Gras-Dawg simply sidesteps and kicks Wone in the ribs as he comes crashing down to the mat.]
Jack Gene – Ooh! Wone tries for the same tactic twice in a row, but Gras-Dawg wasn’t having any of it this time.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, how stupid does Wone think Gras-Dawg is? Just because he’s black? *He’s* the racist.
Jack Gene – You’re the one who thought he was the janitor.
[Gras-Dawg drops down to cover Wone, and Tyler barely manages to get a two-count before Wone kicks out. Scowling, Gras-Dawg pulls Wone up to a sitting position and clocks him with a straight right hand to lay him back out on his back. He covers again, but this time only gets a one-count. Gras-Dawg repeats the tactic of pulling Wone up, punching him back down and covering, but still only gets a one.]
Bill Hughes – This guy’s persistent, I’ll give him that. But he might want to try some actual moves of his own when trying to win this match.
Jack Gene – Yes, I agree that would be helpful. So far Gras-Dawg’s been trying to take the shortcut of capitalizing off of Wone’s mistake, but now it’s time to see what Demetrius D’Angelo has to offer.
Bill Hughes – Who?
Jack Gene – That’s Gras-Dawg’s real name.
Bill Hughes – So now he’s got two names we need to keep track of? Forget that. Who does he think he is, AWS Man (also known as Bill)? Cause … he’s not.
[Gras-Dawg pulls Wone up to his feet, but the former GLC suddenly reaches down and pulls Gras-Dawg’s legs out from underneath him, then steps through to lock his opponent in a sharpshooter. Wone has some difficulty turning his larger opponent over, but manages to do so, causing Gras-Dawg to grunt in pain. The debuting wrestler uses his size advantage to crawl along the mat, groggily pulling himself over to the ropes. After a few moments Tyler enforces the rope break, making Wone drop the hold and back off. With Gras-Dawg holding his back and trying to sit up against the ropes, Wone advances on him and bends down to pick his opponent up, but Gras-Dawg grabs Wone by the tights and falls backwards, propelling Wone through the ropes to the outside.]
Jack Gene – Gras-Dawg got caught in Wone’s sharpshooter, but now he’s leveled the playing field by dumping Wone outside of the ring.
Bill Hughes – The fans seem to be getting a little more behind Wone now … so I think I’m going to support the other guy. Even if his name is kinda stupid.
Jack Gene – But fortunately, we got things fixed before the match. There was some confusion as to Gras-Dawg's height. But we can tell you he is in fact, 6'8.
[Gras-Dawg rolls out of the ring and yanks Wone to his feet, wasting no time in leading him to the nearby ring steps and slamming Wone’s head off the top. From the ring, Tyler admonishes Gras-Dawg about using the steel, which Demetrius doesn’t respond to. He lifts Wone up and roughly slings him into the apron back-first, bouncing the smaller wrestler off the ring like a Ping-Pong ball.]
Bill Hughes – Yeah, Grass-Dog! Kick his fan-sucking-up ass!
Jack Gene – It’s Gras-Dawg, Bill. That’s what we’ve been calling him the whole time.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, but that’s in New Orleansese. In American, it should be pronounced Grass-Dog.
[As Wone struggles back up, Gras-Dawg lays a stiff boot into his head, then lifts Wone’s limp body and rolls him into the ring. Before climbing in himself, he raises Wone’s head by the hair and slams his face back down into the apron.]
Bill Hughes – Nice! He’s a pretty good beatdown artist. What’s his real name, again? D’Angelo Dinero?
Jack Gene – (Sigh) You are so horrible at your job, you know that?
[Gras-Dawg finally slides back into the ring and paces around, seemingly feeding off the boos of the crowd. He looks at Wone slumped by the ring apron and sneers, pointing and chuckling.]
Jack Gene – Gras-Dawg has really shown Wone no respect as an accomplished WMW wrestler, either before or during this match. You have to be pretty damn good in my book to win the Great Lakes Championship, but Gras-Dawg either doesn’t realize what being a former GLC means, or just doesn’t care.
Bill Hughes – Hey, if he can deliver this kind of beatdown to the guy, why should Gras-Dawg have to show Wone any respect? Who cares what he’s done in the past, it’s all about what you’ve done for me lately.
[Gras-Dawg walks over and lays some more boots into the back of Wone, who’s still lying prone by the ropes. Tyler gets in there and cautions Gras-Dawg to move him away from the ropes, causing Gras-Dawg to shrug in response and drag Wone towards the center of the ring. He picks Wone up and hoists him onto his shoulders, then drives him back down to the mat with a Death Valley Driver.]
Jack Gene – Finally, an actual wrestling move from D’Angelo. I was starting to think he only knew how to brawl, but that was actually a very nice-looking DVD. He’s going for the cover, and this could be it.
Bill Hughes – Oh, it *is* it. Wone’s return was about as unimpressive as his whole emo/goth kid look.
[Stephen Tyler drops down for the count. 1 … 2 … But Wone kicks out as Tyler’s hand comes down for the 3. Gras-Dawg stands up in surprise, then immediately delivers a frustrated boot to the side of Wone’s head as he tries to sit up. After a second boot, Gras-Dawg pulls Wone up to his feet and clocks him in the head with a forearm to stagger Wone up against the ropes. With Wone dazed on the ropes, Gras-Dawg takes a moment to look to the crowd and grins as they continue to boo him.]
Jack Gene – I think I know what’s coming here. Gras-Dawg’s preferred means of knocking his opponent out is the Bourbon Street Beatdown, where he basically just traps his opponent against the ropes and beats the snot out of them. With Wone seemingly unable to defend himself, this would be a perfect opportunity.
Bill Hughes – Hey, that sounds fun to watch. The name makes me want a chicken sandwich for some reason, though.
[As Gras-Dawg advances on Wone, the former GLC slips through the ropes and out to the apron. Gras-Dawg tries to grab him to bring him back in, but Wone grabs the top rope and swings his legs out to essentially dropkick his opponent in the gut. Wone pulls his feet back onto the apron, then jumps over the top rope and pulls Gras-Dawg off his feet with a sunset flip. Tyler makes the count. 1 … 2 … But Gras-Dawg kicks out soon after the two-count.]
Jack Gene – This could be Wone’s chance to make a comeback, and our Cleveland fans are getting behind him.
Bill Hughes – Huh. Must have a lot of cutters in the audience tonight.
Jack Gene – Or maybe they just don’t like Gras-Dawg.
Bill Hughes – But he just got here! Man, everyone’s racist *but* me.
[As both men get to their feet, Wone lunges onto Gras-Dawg with a few right hands. He backs him into the ropes and whips him towards the other side, but Gras-Dawg reverses. But as he whips Wone past him, he doesn’t let go of Wone’s arm, instead using it to halt Wone’s momentum as Gras-Dawg hoists Wone onto his shoulders back-first. After holding him up there a moment, Gras-Dawg tosses Wone off so that he lands face-first from the reverse DVD.]
Jack Gene – We saw a regular DVD from Gras-Dawg earlier, and now a very impressive reverse DVD! I believe he calls that the Def Jam Driver!
Bill Hughes – I call it the end of this match. Wone’s not getting up from that.
[Gras-Dawg raises his arms to the crowd in anticipation of his victory, then walks over and makes the cover. 1 … 2 … 3- But Wone gets his shoulder up with no time to spare, causing another pop from the fans.]
Jack Gene – And yet another one of your predictions fails to come true, Bill. But you keep at it, sport.
Bill Hughes – Hey, don’t condescend to me! Wone’s such an asshole, making me look wrong…
[Gras-Dawg backs up against the ropes and waits for Wone to stand. Once he’s almost up, Gras-Dawg charges and catches Wone with a running big boot, right in the temple. Smirking, he drops down for another pin. 1 … 2 … 3- But again, Wone barely kicks out.]
Bill Hughes – Where the hell does Wone get off making Gras-Dawg look bad for not being able to finish him off? It’s too late for a comeback, he should just accept defeat and let us move on with the show.
Jack Gene – But that’s made him a GLC in the first place, Bill. Wone is not easy to defeat, and he’s going to make Gras-Dawg work for every bit of it if he wants this win. This isn’t going to be the easy night Gras-Dawg seemed to expect going into this match.
[This time, Gras-Dawg pops up and gets in Stephen Tyler’s face. Intimidated a bit, the referee backs up a step, but still insists that Wone kicked out in time. Still scowling, Gras-Dawg turns and lifts Wone to his feet, then slaps him in a full nelson/sleeper hold combo.]
Bill Hughes – Wow, now that looks painful. Wone’s got to tap here, unless he likes pain… Wait, if he’s an emo then I guess he probably does.
Jack Gene – That’s the Beat Limit Breaker, Gras-Dawg’s submission finisher. As much as he’s fought to stay in this match, I think Wone’s going to have to call it quits here. Even if he doesn’t submit, he’ll be out like a light soon enough.
[Tyler checks for the submission, but Wone stubbornly shakes his head no and begins to flail around. Though Wone tries to keep the hold locked on, Wone fights enough to work an arm partly free, which he uses to elbow Gras-Dawg in the face repeatedly until the larger wrestler is forced to break the hold. As soon as he’s free, Wone takes off into the ropes, only to run into a back elbow from Gras-Dawg.]
Jack Gene – Amazingly, Wone still had enough in him to escape the submission, but ultimately it won’t do him any good if he’s used the last of his energy to do so.
Bill Hughes – It’s like I told you, he’s already lost this match, it’s just a matter of accepting it.
[Gras-Dawg drops an elbow onto Wone’s chest and rolls over for a cover. 1 … 2 … 3- Wone kicks out, though it doesn’t seem to surprise Gras-Dawg. He’s quick to stand and pull Wone up as well, then lifts him onto his shoulders for what looks like another DVD. But before he can follow through with it, Wone pushes himself off of Gras-Dawg’s shoulders and takes him down with a flowing DDT. Gras-Dawg is quickly back up and is first to reach his opponent, as he whips Wone into the ropes. Wone ducks a big punch on the rebound, then comes off the other side and smacks Gras-Dawg in the face with a flying forearm.]
Jack Gene – Listen to these fans! I wouldn’t say that Wone was ever a big fan favorite, but they’ve certainly chosen to rally behind him tonight.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, that’s what happens when you get beat down all match. It doesn’t mean that you’re good or you deserve to win. It just means the fans feel sorry for you because you’re a fellow loser.
[Wone rolls over for the cover. 1 … 2 … And Gras-Dawg kicks out with authority. As Wone rolls off and takes a moment to rest, Gras-Dawg staggers up and walks over to the corner. With Tyler not paying attention, he begins to remove the padding from the top turnbuckle, but before he can finish the task Wone runs over and catches him in the back with a running front dropkick, sandwiching Gras-Dawg into the corner. He stumbles back out into a reverse DDT from Wone.]
Jack Gene – Not sure where Wone’s getting his second wind from, but Gras-Dawg needs to curb his momentum quick or he’ll wind up losing this match!
Bill Hughes – Na, Wone can’t come back and win after he already practically lost. That’s cheating.
[Wone heads out onto the apron and climbs up the same turnbuckle, waiting on Gras-Dawg to get to his feet. When he does so, Wone flies off with a missile dropkick to the face, sending Gras-Dawg tumbling head over heels.]
Jack Gene – What a dropkick! He practically turned Gras-Dawg inside out with that one.
Bill Hughes – Are top rope moves legal? Not sure they are.
Jack Gene – Yes, Bill, you know they’re legal. It’s not cheating every time a wrestler you’ve randomly decided you don’t like makes a comeback, you know.
Bill Hughes – Because there’s no justice in the world.
Jack Gene – That’s the Voodoo Plunge! Gras-Dawg had to low blow Wone to get him in position for the move, but it did look effective.
Bill Hughes – Why does it have to be that Gras-Dawg low blowed Wone? Maybe he was just stretching his leg to prevent a cramp, and Wone’s genitalia rudely got in the way. You don’t know … racist.
Jack Gene – Stop calling everyone else a racist just because I told you not to be one!
Bill Hughes – Oh, can’t take your own medicine, I see.
[Gras-Dawg rolls on top of Wone for the cover. Tyler reluctantly drops down and counts it. 1 … 2 … 3! ‘Get Up’ plays as the crowd once again boos the newcomer from New Orleans. He stands and raises his arms triumphantly.]
Jack Gene – A disappointing loss for former GLC Wone, but also an impressive debut for Gras-Dawg, who obviously has talent despite needing to cheat to win.
Bill Hughes – Wone cheated first.
Jack Gene – He did not!
[The scene fades.]
Ryven vs. Father Nathan
Written by: Bastard Icon
["Grounds for Divorce" by Elbow blasts from the PA as Ryven walks down towards the ring.]
Wayne Insker: Making his way to the ring from Cleveland, OH weighing in at 205lbs... Ryven!
Jack Gene - Ryven getting a good response from the crowd tonight as he tries to get himself noticed in the ASC division.
Bill Hughes - Well, he's a former champion so he's already noticed. In fact, both of these men have a past with the current champion, Druscilla, and you'd better believe that they'll be looking to dethrone her.
Wayne Insker - And now coming to the ring from South Bend, IN weighing in tonight at 250lbs... Father Nathan!
[The lights in Arena dim and a Gregorian chant is heard echoing throughout the arena. The voice of Fr. Nathan is heard singing a brief line in Latin. The entrance music then starts as 'Elembivos' by Eluveitie plays over the speakers as Fr. Nathan walks out, his cross strapped to his back, dressed in the black robes of a catholic priest. He pauses a moment and looks around at the crowd, smiling as he nods his head to them and adjusts his dark colored shades, making his way down to the ring, slowly but steadily. When he gets to the ring, he sets up his cross before kneeling down to pray, the crowd cheering and the 'Father Nathan' Prayer rising up from them as well. When he's done, he gets up and rests his shades on his cross before climbing up into the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Both men are in the ring now.
Jack Gene - It seems they're going to try and get a feel for each other first.
(Ryven and Nathan circle each other for a moment before meeting each other in the ring with a collar-elbow tie up, getting a good feel for each other. Nathan, the stronger of the two, quickly backs Ryven into the corner and holds him there. With no give in sight John Law separates them. Again they lock up, but this time Father Nathan shoves Ryven to the mat. Frustration starting to show on Ryven’s face he calls for another collar elbow to which Father Nathan willingly obliges.)
Jack Gene - Not really shaping up the way Ryven wants things to go so far with these attempts, but I guess he's going to try anyway.
Bill Hughes - Not very smart on his part.
(The pair lock up again, but this time Ryven goes behind and sweeps Father Nathan's legs and drops him face first onto the mat. Ryven immediately floats over and attempts an arm bar, but Father Nathan quickly grabs the ropes and stops any such attempt.)
Jack Gene - I don't think Father Nathan was expecting Ryven to be so quick on that exchange.
(As Nathan gets to his feet Ryven is already there in his face with hard fore arm shots, backing him up against the ropes. Ryven gets Nathan in an arm wringer and shoots him off the ropes for a drop kick on the return. Nathan goes down holding his face and Ryven jumps up to his feet calling for Nathan to get back up. The crowd pops.)
Jack Gene - This crowd's getting behind Ryven as he puts the boots to Father Nathan and backs him into the corner.
(Ryven whips Nathan across the ring and follows through with a jumping knee strike and moves for a bulldog, but Nathan puts on the breaks and just shoots Ryven across the ring into the opposite turnbuckles. Ryven stumbles back clutching his chest and takes him over with a back body drop. Ryven groggily gets to his feet and Nathan takes Ryven onto his back. Immediately he does a forward Samoan Roll, but holds onto Ryven as he comes back to his feet. Immediately he drives Ryven's head down into mat with a death valley driver. He covers.)
Bill Hughes - One! Two! Thr-
Jack Gene He kicked out!
Bill Hughes - Did you see that combo by Father Nathan? I'm surprised it didn't put Ryven away, but I guess this early on it's still anybody's ball game.
(Father Nathan brings Ryven up and into the corner where he hits a shoulder block and moves to trap him in arm/head triangle choke, but Ryven shoots to life and lands hard elbows to Father Nathan's head. Ryven hits the ropes and comes bounding back with a clothesline, but Nathan ducks! Ryven spins quickly only to be met with a boot to the gut before he's put into a standing head scissors and easily lifted into the air for a power bomb. Nathan holds on for the pin.)
Jack Gene - Another pin!
Bill Hughes - One! Two! He kicked out again!
Jack Gene - But look at that! Nathan held onto his leg and put him in the STF!
(Ryven cries out in pain as Nathan holds on. John Law drops into position to ask Ryven if he'd like to submit. In response, Ryven waves him off and begins trying to claw his way to the ropes.)
Bill Hughes - He's got Ryven locked in that STF and I've got to wonder how long he can hold on.
Jack Gene - Father Nathan's done his work on Ryven so far in the match after dropping him in that death valley driver. Also, it looked to me like when he dropped him in that power bomb it impacted his neck so there's no telling what kind of damage he could be doing as he wrenches on his neck.
(Father Nathan yells for Ryven to tap, but Ryven shakes his head and reaches out for the bottom rope. Seeing no end in sight Father Nathan lets go of the hold and mounts Ryven's back and begins laying cross face shots into him.)
Jack Gene - And those are some horrible shots we're seeing being laid into Ryven!
Bill Hughes - This is a new side of Father Nathan we haven't seen before.
Jack Gene - I'm pretty sure he's trying to send a message out to the new ASC, Druscilla.
(Father Nathan pulls Ryven to his knees and wrenches on his neck. Ryven yelps and buries an elbow into his gut trying to get Father Nathan off of him, but he doesn't relent. Finally Ryven rakes his eyes to get Nathan off of him. Nathan stumbles about the ring for a bit before Ryven hits a jawbreaker on him.)
Bill Hughes - And now both men are seemingly down in the center of the ring with Ryven trying to shake the cobwebs and Father Nathan just having his world rocked.
Jack Gene - Ryven's getting up.
Bill Hughes - And so is Father Nathan!
(Nathan buries a huge right fist into Ryven's gut, but he seemingly absorbs it as he throws two jabs and a right back into Nathan's face. Immediately, Father Nathan flies into a flurry of punches that he calls the Fighting Irish Combo.)
Bill Hughes - There's the boxing experience of both men coming into play.
(Ryven blocks a punch and lands a haymaker that staggers Nathan. Nathan drops against the ropes but comes back with a punch of his own. Soon, they're going punch for punch in the center of the ring.)
Jack Gene - These guys are trying to get noticed for a shot at the ASC!
Bill Hughes - And neither one wants to give up!
(Ryven finally goes low and boots Father Nathan in the gut before dropping him with a ddt. He points to the turnbuckles and signals out to the crowd, getting a pop in return.)
Bill Hughes - He's going up top!
(Ryven climbs the turnbuckles and readies himself to fly off, but Father Nathan is back up on his feet and stops him in his tracks. Again they are trading punches, this time perched on the turnbuckles. Ryven, though, gets the upper hand as he lands a right and then shoves Father Nathan off the top turnbuckle.)
Jack Gene - Shoot star press!
(Ryven nails a perfect shooting star press, but as he lands he seemingly hurts something and rolls to the side. Unable to make the pin he curls up in a ball inches away from Father Nathan. Feeling the crowd cheering him on he pulls himself along with one arm and makes the cover.)
Bill Hughes - John Law makes he cover. One! Two! Three!
Jack Gene - No! Father Nathan got his foot on the ropes!
(Ryven looks dumbfounded and disappointed as he sees the foot. He shakes his head and uses the ring ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Nearby Father Nathan begins to stir and Ryven goes after him, fists flying and backing him into the corner.)
Jack Gene - Ryven is a man possessed!
(Father Nathan slumps in the corner and Ryven backs off across the ring and charges in, but Father Nathan moves out of the way and Ryven hits nothing but turnbuckle. Further hurting his chest Ryven stumbles about the ring and Father Nathan goes back to working on the neck with a swinging neck breaker. He covers.)
Bill Hughes - Another cover and not even a one count.
Jack Gene - Father Nathan is going to have to work that neck over a little more before going for the pin.
(Father Nathan gets Ryven up to his feet, but Ryven comes to life with more punches. Backing him up against the ropes he shoots him off and hits a clothesline this time as he rebounds. Nathan is quickly back up and Ryven takes him with another clothesline. Nathan gets back up to his feet and finally Ryven takes him up onto his shoulder.)
Bill Hughes - Ryven going for something here!
(But we will never know as Father Nathan's weight proves too much and brings Ryven down into the mat with a Crippler Crossface!)
Bill Hughes - Sinner's Redemtion! This could be over!
(Ryven hangs on, reaching out for the ropes, but they are no where near him.)
Jack Gene - He's stuck in the middle of the ring and Father Nathan has worked that neck this entire match. He's got to tap out or face injury otherwise!
(With no other alternative, Ryven taps in the center of the ring. John Law calls for the bell and Nathan lets go of the hold. He takes to the turnbuckles as the match is called.)
Wayne Insker - And your winner of the match... Father Nathan!
The Knights Arrive
[The scene shows a 2011 BMW 5-Series speeding into the parking garage area. The 2011 BMW 5-Series begins to slow down and comes to a stop. Slowly the driver door opens his door, and out steps Zana Knight with her suitcase in hand. Zana Knight with a cocky look on her face showing off her brand new car. All of a sudden a 2010 Maybach Zeppelin begins pulling into the parking garage area. The 2010 Maybach Zeppelin begins to slow down and comes to a stop. Slowly the driver opens his door, and out steps the limo driver who reveals himself to be Outlaw Biker. Outlaw Biker proceeds to make his way to the back of the Maybach and opens the backseat driver side door. Out steps Damian Knight, looking business like as usual. Damian Knight extends his hand to Outlaw Biker. Outlaw Biker shakes Damian Knight's hand...]
Damian Knight - No hard feelings from last week, I hope...
Outlaw Biker - No hard feelings, sir...
Damian Knight - Great....Well, enjoy watching me kick Amariie's ass tonight...Now, look at you Mrs. Knight, trying to show off like me.
Zana Knight - [chuckles...] I learned from you.
Damian Knight - Maybe so...Baby, I can feel the jealous in the air. They are jealous of us tonight...All the other WMW wrestlers are jealous.
Look at what we arrived in...
[Damian Knight points to the Maybach...then points to Zana's BMW...]
Damian Knight - All the other WMW wrestlers arrived in their rental cars. How sad????
Zana Knight - [chuckles...]
[The scene fades as Damian Knight and Zana Knight walk into the arena.]
The New Champ Has Something to Say:
['Invincible' by Adelitas Way plays over the PA and Valora walks out, pausing to jump up down, waving her arms in the air to pump up the crowd. In her right hand, she holds the WMW Great Lakes Championship, and she wears the same outfit she wears the same outfit she wore at the end of Blizzard 2010, that being her trademark blue bandanna, her custom made sports jersey with the 'WMW' logo on it and bearing the number 13 and her name on the back, the jersey itself being all black with the letters, logo and letters of her name written in a light green, gradually moving up to a darker green. She wears cargo shorts camo colored. She makes her way down to the ring and climbs in, looking around at the cheering crowd for a moment before she holds up the GLC and nods before pulling a mic out of her pocket and holding it up to her mouth to speak:]
Jack Gene - Valora is out here and...surprise, surprise, she has a new theme. I wonder what brings her out here?
Bill Hughes - Hey! The Champ has something to say! You know that the after crowning a new champ, we give them some time to speak, now let's here what the new champ has to say!
Valora - Hey yo.
[Crowd pops big time as Valora smirks and looks around at the crowd.]
Valora - So it seems that after the Frostbite Brawl, a certain rocker aint able to call himself Great Lakes Champ anymore because... Well because he chose to knock AWS Man out rather then grab the belt.
[The crowd boos at the shot at Kronin and the mention of AWS Man. Valora nods, rolling her eyes.]
Valora - I know, I know, you like the gringo. Sorry, but there can only be one Great Lakes Champ and right now, that's me. Now I'm sure people are wondering when I'll give Kronin his rematch. The answer to that question is simple.
[Valora looks to the crowd and smirks]
Valora - I see two men who have legitimate claims to the GLC. Kronin and AWS Man. Thus, to be fair, I think those two should hash out the number one contender amongst themselves before coming in and knocking on my door. Also, we have the All-In Challenge coming up, so in many ways, I did Kronin a favor cause the Great Lakes Champ...is about to have a huge bullseye on their back and more then one person gunning for them.
[Crowd boos a bit and Valora shrugs and gives the crowd the finger.]
Valora - Hey! I ain't out here to please you, let's make that clear right now! I'm out here to lay down the [bleep]in' law! Like it or not, I own this belt and everything that goes with it! The stroke that comes with bein' champ, the power that that brings... well, that's mine now and if you look back at my title history...I don't lose belts often, so anyone who thinks they can rip this belt from my cold, dead, hands... is welcome to give it a try.
[Just then, 'Freya' by the Sword plays and the crowd goes nuts as Kronin comes out, holding a mic as he points at Valora.]
Kronin - You got somethin' that belongs to me.
[Valora grins and looks innocent pointing to the GLC.]
Valora - You mean this? I won it fair and square, big boy. Wasn't me who decided to try and put AWS Man through the mat, which, how exactly did that pan out for you again?
[Kronin paces back and forth and takes a deep breath. Valora smirks.]
Valora - Somebody gettin angry....
[Kronin stops in mid stride, turns and points to Valora, his face getting a little red.]
Kronin - Damn right, I'm angry! I don't care, how many hoops I have to jump through, you and I are gettin' in that damn ring with the title on the line!
[Valora grins and nods.]
Valora - Now see. That's the Kronin I want to see. So... how bout this. We both know that the odds are good I'll still be wearin' this belt come Party in the Plaza. We also know that you suck in multi-person competition and thus will probably choke in the All-In Challenge like you did against AWS Man last year so how bout this. You and me, Party in the Plaza... IRON MAN MATCH?!
[Kronin stands up straight and looks at Valora.]
Kronin - You wanna go Iron Man match with me? That didn't end so well for my last opponent but... fine... you and me, for the GLC, Iron Man Match. BOOK IT BITCH! I'll prove to the WMW that you are, indeed, very, very beatable. Despite what you would have people believe, you aren't invincible.
[Valora grins.]
Valora - We'll see about that. Good luck in your match tonight. Don't choke against the angry goth bitch.
[Kronin drops his mic and points at Valora, saying a few parting words which aren't audible and Valora just smirks and waves as he leaves. She then turns back to the crowd.]
Valora - Finally things are starting to get interesting around here. And I thought life outside the Hardcore division was all dull and boring.
[Valora drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, heading to the backstage area]
Jack Gene - Valora is out here and...surprise, surprise, she has a new theme. I wonder what brings her out here?
Bill Hughes - Hey! The Champ has something to say! You know that the after crowning a new champ, we give them some time to speak, now let's here what the new champ has to say!
Valora - Hey yo.
[Crowd pops big time as Valora smirks and looks around at the crowd.]
Valora - So it seems that after the Frostbite Brawl, a certain rocker aint able to call himself Great Lakes Champ anymore because... Well because he chose to knock AWS Man out rather then grab the belt.
[The crowd boos at the shot at Kronin and the mention of AWS Man. Valora nods, rolling her eyes.]
Valora - I know, I know, you like the gringo. Sorry, but there can only be one Great Lakes Champ and right now, that's me. Now I'm sure people are wondering when I'll give Kronin his rematch. The answer to that question is simple.
[Valora looks to the crowd and smirks]
Valora - I see two men who have legitimate claims to the GLC. Kronin and AWS Man. Thus, to be fair, I think those two should hash out the number one contender amongst themselves before coming in and knocking on my door. Also, we have the All-In Challenge coming up, so in many ways, I did Kronin a favor cause the Great Lakes Champ...is about to have a huge bullseye on their back and more then one person gunning for them.
[Crowd boos a bit and Valora shrugs and gives the crowd the finger.]
Valora - Hey! I ain't out here to please you, let's make that clear right now! I'm out here to lay down the [bleep]in' law! Like it or not, I own this belt and everything that goes with it! The stroke that comes with bein' champ, the power that that brings... well, that's mine now and if you look back at my title history...I don't lose belts often, so anyone who thinks they can rip this belt from my cold, dead, hands... is welcome to give it a try.
[Just then, 'Freya' by the Sword plays and the crowd goes nuts as Kronin comes out, holding a mic as he points at Valora.]
Kronin - You got somethin' that belongs to me.
[Valora grins and looks innocent pointing to the GLC.]
Valora - You mean this? I won it fair and square, big boy. Wasn't me who decided to try and put AWS Man through the mat, which, how exactly did that pan out for you again?
[Kronin paces back and forth and takes a deep breath. Valora smirks.]
Valora - Somebody gettin angry....
[Kronin stops in mid stride, turns and points to Valora, his face getting a little red.]
Kronin - Damn right, I'm angry! I don't care, how many hoops I have to jump through, you and I are gettin' in that damn ring with the title on the line!
[Valora grins and nods.]
Valora - Now see. That's the Kronin I want to see. So... how bout this. We both know that the odds are good I'll still be wearin' this belt come Party in the Plaza. We also know that you suck in multi-person competition and thus will probably choke in the All-In Challenge like you did against AWS Man last year so how bout this. You and me, Party in the Plaza... IRON MAN MATCH?!
[Kronin stands up straight and looks at Valora.]
Kronin - You wanna go Iron Man match with me? That didn't end so well for my last opponent but... fine... you and me, for the GLC, Iron Man Match. BOOK IT BITCH! I'll prove to the WMW that you are, indeed, very, very beatable. Despite what you would have people believe, you aren't invincible.
[Valora grins.]
Valora - We'll see about that. Good luck in your match tonight. Don't choke against the angry goth bitch.
[Kronin drops his mic and points at Valora, saying a few parting words which aren't audible and Valora just smirks and waves as he leaves. She then turns back to the crowd.]
Valora - Finally things are starting to get interesting around here. And I thought life outside the Hardcore division was all dull and boring.
[Valora drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, heading to the backstage area]
Damien Knight vs. Amariie
Jack Gene - And real quick folks, time limitations forced us to have to show a match before our tv coverage picked up. In a Non-Televised Match: Amariie Defeated Damian Knight and claims his $10,000.Bill Hughes - Nice that Amariie is getting back on track. On the off chance that she doesn't need the $10,000 and would like to donate to the DoD biggest fan, she can drop that money laid-en suitcase off right here and I'll-
Jack Gene - Bill!
Mo' Bad has something to Say to Hecate
Jack Gene - We are getting word of something happening in the back, we are going to head back there right now!
Bill Hughes - I hope someone is getting their ass kicked!
Jack Gene - Are you trying to get us in trouble with the censors again Bill....we are switching feeds now.
[The camera goes backstage where we see Mo' Bad in his wrestling gear and a steel chair in hand storming down the locker room hallway. We see him outside Hecate's room and then he barges in, startling Hecate and Jade a little as the pair are shown getting ready for their tag match later, the camera follows him in. Mo' continues forward and then gets nose to nose with a somewhat surprised Hecate but Hecate doesn't back down and just stares at Mo' Bad as Jade rises up from her stretches.]
Mo' Bad - You know what, after Graveyard Shift 101 there's been one thing I've wanted you to know. I've told the entire world that since I'm back and 100% healthy I'm here to make a statement and I plan on doing just that...right now!
[Mo' with a snarling look on his face looks her eye to eye and then with the opposite hand of the chair he grabs Hecate from the back of her head and begins to kiss her. You can hear the crowd in the background arena, mixing cheers with boos. Mo' finally lets go with a smile on his face while Hecate just stand there looking like a feather could knock her over and Jade looks just as shocked.]
Mo' Bad - No hard feelings!
[Mo' Bad exits the locker room, leaving a stunned Hecate and Jade watching him leave before turning and looking at each other before the door closes.]
Bill Hughes - What the hell was that! I feel gypped, I want my money back!
Jack Gene - You didn't pay anything to begin with, and Mo' Bad made it clear to everyone he holds no hard feelings against Hecate for injuring him.
Bill Hughes - Seems to me, it might be the exact opposite.
Bill Hughes - I hope someone is getting their ass kicked!
Jack Gene - Are you trying to get us in trouble with the censors again Bill....we are switching feeds now.
[The camera goes backstage where we see Mo' Bad in his wrestling gear and a steel chair in hand storming down the locker room hallway. We see him outside Hecate's room and then he barges in, startling Hecate and Jade a little as the pair are shown getting ready for their tag match later, the camera follows him in. Mo' continues forward and then gets nose to nose with a somewhat surprised Hecate but Hecate doesn't back down and just stares at Mo' Bad as Jade rises up from her stretches.]
Mo' Bad - You know what, after Graveyard Shift 101 there's been one thing I've wanted you to know. I've told the entire world that since I'm back and 100% healthy I'm here to make a statement and I plan on doing just that...right now!
[Mo' with a snarling look on his face looks her eye to eye and then with the opposite hand of the chair he grabs Hecate from the back of her head and begins to kiss her. You can hear the crowd in the background arena, mixing cheers with boos. Mo' finally lets go with a smile on his face while Hecate just stand there looking like a feather could knock her over and Jade looks just as shocked.]
Mo' Bad - No hard feelings!
[Mo' Bad exits the locker room, leaving a stunned Hecate and Jade watching him leave before turning and looking at each other before the door closes.]
Bill Hughes - What the hell was that! I feel gypped, I want my money back!
Jack Gene - You didn't pay anything to begin with, and Mo' Bad made it clear to everyone he holds no hard feelings against Hecate for injuring him.
Bill Hughes - Seems to me, it might be the exact opposite.
[The scene fades.]
A whole new season in 2010! Stay tuned to WrestlingMidwest.com for more.
Mo' Bad vs. Hell Rell
Written by: Hecate["Take them Panties Off" by Wax-a-million blasts over the audio system in the arena as Hell Rell walks out from the back, his warm up jacket on and pumping his fist in the air as the pyro bursts before making his way down to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from the Bronx, NY and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 6' and weighing in at 242 lbs, he is HELLLL RELLLLL!!!!!
Jack Gene - This match is a rematch from El Dia de los Muertos and Hell Rell is looking to continue is come back here in the WMW with another win.
Bill Hughes - Hell Rell has been impressive since his return at El Dia de los Muertos with that upset victory and several wins in the following weeks over Damian Knight who we saw in action earlier, but he will be in for a fight tonight.
[Safe 2 Say' by Fat Joe kicks in as Mo' Bad makes his way from behind the curtain, sporting a doo-rag and loose fitting, camo-decorated tights (think Sabu) with long dark colored boots. His MMA style gloves fit around a bottled water as he nonchalantly stops a few steps away from the entrance and looks over at one of the fans and shakes some of his water leaving many in the front row soaked and angry. Mo' finally slowly walks up the ring steps and enters the ring to a resounding chorus of boos. He walks around the ring and then comfortably lifts himself in the corner and rests on the ropes with his hands behind his head.]
Wayne Inkster - And his opponent, hailing from A Street Called Bad Lands and coming into tonight's contest at a height of 6' and weighing in at 235 lbs, he is the Baddest Man on the Planet....MOOOO' BADDDDDD!!!!!!!
Jack Gene - Mo' Bad is looking to make a statement tonight, well a second statement as we already saw him make one with Hecate earlier tonight.
Bill Hughes - Who knew so many people were attracted to creepy witches...it's a wonder she gets any time to train.
Jack Gene - .... This is still a family show Bill. Mo' Bad still feels that he is the better wrestler between himself and Hell Rell and is looking to make Hell Rell the first notch on his return to WMW.
[Mo' Bad just rests in the corner on the ropes with his hands behind his head as Hell Rell warms up and takes off his jacket while John Law checks both wrestlers for foreign objects, Wayne Inkster exiting the ring while this is going on. John Law calls both wrestlers to the middle of the ring and goes over the match rules and instructions before calling for the bell.]
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Mo' Bad and Hell Rell get face to face and nose to nose, looking in each others eyes as they jaw off to each other in the center of the ring before exploding into rights and lefts, each wrestler laying into the other with wild abandon and neither one showing any signs of slowing down as John Law yells at them using closed fists. After laying into each for awhile both men pause and look at each other before rushing to the ropes and bouncing off and leaping at the same time, connecting with each other in mid air as they both go for a cross body block and crumble to the mat. Both men writhe on the mat clenching their mid sections for a few moments before climbing back to one knee and glare at each other across the ring.]
Jack Gene - Looks like both men had similar ideas at the start of the match, with neither one getting any head way against the other.
Bill Hughes - Both of these competiors have very similar styles and it's not a surprise that they would have similar thoughts on how to start this match off.
Jack Gene - It could be a long night for these two if this keeps up.
[Hell Rell bursts off his knee and charges towards Mo' Bad who steps to the side at the last moment, dodging the charging Hell Rell who slams into the turnbuckle but Hell Rell catches Mo' Bad with a back mule kick which stops Mo' Bad in his tracks. Hell Rell turns around and clocks Mo' Bad with huge right hand, following up with another and another, each one staggering Mo' Bad backwards before Hell Rell bounces off the ropes and connects with a swinging neckbreaker and quickly covering Mo' Bad for the pin, John Law sliding into position...1...2....Mo' Bad kicks out before the count of three.]
Jack Gene - This should be a fast paced match, as both men prefer that style and the action is already picking up.
Bill Hughes - Smart move by Hell Rell going for a quick pin but it will take more than that to keep Mo' Bad down for the count.
[Hell Rell pulls Mo' Bad back to his feet and buries his knee several times into Mo' Bad's mid section then reaches between Mo' Bad's legs and grabs one of Mo' Bad's arms then lifts Mo' Bad up and slams him down to the mat with a pumphandle slam. Hell Rell rises back to his feet and bounces off the ropes, coming back and delivering a baseball slide kick to the side of Mo' Bad's head sending Mo' Bad rolling across the ring and under the ropes. Mo' Bad slips down to the floor on his feet, shaking his head and trying to catch his breath but Hell Rell runs and bounces off the opposite ropes, sprints across the ring and dives through the ropes, taking out Mo' Bad on the outside, bringing a loud cheer from the crowd.]
Jack Gene - Hell Rell just took out Mo' Bad with a suicide dive through the ropes!
Bill Hughes - Both men are laid out on the outside after that move. Hell Rell could have ended up hurting himself just as much as he did Mo' Bad.
[Hell Rell pulls himself to his feet on the outside and climbs up onto the apron, looking down at Mo' Bad who is pulling himself up by the apron and thrusts an arm up in the air before running down the apron and tumbles off the apron, rolling through Mo' Bad and running into the ring barricade which stops him. Hell Rell jumps to his feet as the crowd cheers and quickly rolls Mo' Bad into the ring before climbing up to the top rope in the corner. Hell Rell takes a moment to get his balance and pose for the crowd before dropping down into a splits and bouncing off the top rope, flipping over into a moonsault but Hell Rell took a bit too long and Mo' Bad is able to roll out of the way, resulting in Hell Rell slamming face and chest first into the mat.]
Jack Gene - Ouch! Hell Rell tried to put the match away but took too long getting ready for that moonsault and it gave Mo' Bad the time he needed to recover.
Bill Hughes - That's why it's a high risk move, if it doesn't hit you are in trouble. Both these men take enough risks that this match could sway back and forth for awhile before one of them is able to put the other way.
[Mo' Bad gets to his feet and looks over at Hell Rell who is still trying to recover on the mat, Mo' Bad makes a sign to the crowd who boo him before bouncing off the ropes, hoping over Hell Rell's body and spring-boarding off the ropes into a moonsault onto Hell Rell and quickly goes for the cover, John Law dropping into position...1...2...Hell Rell gets his shoulder up before the count of three. Mo' Bad drives his fist into the mat before hopping up to his feet and backing off, motioning Hell Rell to get up while screaming at him.]
Jack Gene - Mo' Bad getting a near fall after connecting with a moonsault of his own.
Bill Hughes - These two are trying to end this match quick, I'm actually surprised at how competitive this match has been.
Jack Gene - Mo' Bad is waiting for Hell Rell as he gets to his feet, Mo' Bad has something wicked in mind.
[Hell Rell gets to his feet and turns his head as Mo' Bad takes a few side steps towards Hell Rell, lifting his leg up and Hell Rell counters by taking a side step towards Mo' Bad, both men connecting with a super kick at the same time both of them dropping to the mat like a ton of bricks. Referee John Law checks on both men and then raises his hands to start his ten count...1...2....both Mo' Bad and Hell Rell laying flat on the mat breathing deeply...3....4....Mo' Bad shakes his head as he rolls onto his side while Hell Rell groans out and tries to sit up a few times but falls back to the mat each time....5....6....Hell Rell manages to get up to a sitting position and rubs his face while Mo' Bad gets his knees under him....7...8...Mo' Bad grabs the ropes to pull himself up as Hell Rell pulls himself to his feet...John Law checks that both men are on their feet and resumes the match.]
Jack Gene - We almost had an end to the match right there, folks! But both men were able to get to their feet and thus, the match continues.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well... Mo'Bad looks poised to put the young punk Hell Rell away any time now...
Jack Gene - Both men nearly decapitated the other with those super kicks, it's amazing how similar their styles are and how they are pulling out the same moves.
Bill Hughes - Isn't that what I said earlier? Stop taking my lines, or at least pay me royalty fees since you can't come up with your own lines. Right now the one who changes his style first could come out with a win here.
[Hell Rell catches Mo' Bad with a boot to the midsection and then whips Mo' Bad into the ropes, ducking a clothesline attempt by Mo' Bad and twisting to grab Mo' Bad around the neck as the other man passes and falls backwards to the mat, driving both his knees into Mo' Bad's back, hitting Mo' Bad with the Remix backstabber, Mo' Bad bouncing off those knees and clenching at his back as he rolls around on the mat, Hell Rell quickly scampering over and and pulling Mo' Bad into a cover, John Law sliding into position...1...2...Mo' Bad gets the shoulder up as his legs wrap around Hell Rell's waist and he shifts his position, wrapping one arm around Hell Rell's neck and locking in the Badmission.]
Jack Gene - Oh!My!God! Mo' Bad kicked out of the Remix and turned it into a the Badmission submission hold. It looks like he has it locked in deep too.
Bill Hughes - I don't think Hell Rell even saw it coming but he's trying to fight out of it.
[Hell Rell struggles to break free, but Mo' Bad arches his back, tightening his arm around Hell Rell's neck until Hell Rell starts to turn pale as the blood flow to his head is cut off. Moments later Hell Rell is forced to tap out as Mo' Bad arches even more, pulling down on his legs to add even more pressure. Referee John Law immediately calls for the bell.]
Jack Gene - And that's it...that quick Mo' Bad turned this match around and made Hell Rell tap out to the Badmission!
Bill Hughes - Now Mo' Bad has the past taken care of, the future is wide open for him.
[Mo' Bad releases the Badmission and jumps up to his feet, John Law raising his hand in victory as Hell Rell coughs on the mat and rolls out of the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Your winner by submission...Mo' Bad!!!
Jack Gene - And Mo' Bad gets his revenge over Hell Rell! Oh what a match! Stay tuned, coming up next is a big tag team match. Valora and Umbrage, representing That Damn Awesome, takes on Hecate and Jade, who represent the Daughters of Darkness.
[The scene fades.]
Umbrage/Valora vs. Hecate/Jade
Written by: Hecate[The lights all go out, sending the arena into blackness as "The Thing that Should not be" by Metallica blasts through the audio system in the arena as primordial storms flare to life on the videotron. The music is interrupted first by the screech of an owl and then by the roar of a dragon as a white and black owl swoops in front of the storms on the videotron followed by an Eastern Jade Dragon, a lone spot light shining down on two cloaked figures standing at the top of the entryway as the music continues. One cloaked figure steps behind the other, suggestively running hands up the first cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it drop to the ground to show Hecate standing in black hot pants with a Jade Dragon wrapping around the her waist and a black halter top with a silvery white owl across her left breast, the Heartlands title proudly fastened around her waist. Hecate lifts her scepter up in the air before spinning around the second cloaked figure and repeating the suggestive running of her hands up the cloaked figures body before unfastening the cloak and letting it spill to the floor to reveal Jade standing there in a matching black hot pants and halter top, although on Jade the dragon is wrapped around her chest and the owl is one leg of the hot pants, pointed inwards with the Shoot title fastened proudly around her waist.]
Wayne Inkster - The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 305 lbs and representing the Daughters of Darkness, they are the current Heartlands and Shoot champions...the team of The Dark Priestess HECATE !!!! and the Chinese Dragon JADE !!!!!
[Hecate and Jade stand side by side, looking at each other and then Hecate starts down towards the ring, Jade standing at the entrance watching her before taking off in a run towards the ring, Hecate hopping up onto the ring apron and dropping into a split as Jade leaps up landing on Hecate's shoulders in a handstand before vaulting over the ropes as Hecate slithers under the ring ropes on her belly and rises up behind Jade, the two staring out at the crowd belly to back before rushing the corners and hopping up to the second turnbuckle and lifting their hands, bringing a surprising amount of cheers from the fans before hopping down and waiting for their opponents.]
Jack Gene - This is shaping up to be one heck of a match, on one hand we have Jade and Hecate teaming for the first time ever and trying their hands at tag team action once again. Neither Jade or Hecate have had much success in the tag team field and it's a surprise to see either of stepping foot in a tag team match again.
Bill Hughes - In Jade and Hecate you have what is most likely the two most lethal kicks in the WMW, both women have shown they can knock people out with a single kick multiple times and those kicks can come from anywhere, but like you said they have terrible tag team histories. It is possible that Jade and Hecate just needed the right partner but tonight it's more like they are being thrown to the wolves, Sault St. Marie just tossing bodies to his ratings machine.
["Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine blasts from the PA as Umbrage walks out of the entryway, pausing and looking back as the arena darkens a bit. After a few moments, 'Invincible' by Adelitas Way begins to play. The lights slowly grow to a dim lighting as soon as the light comes on a bit and Valora is seen walking out from the back, a jacket and hoodie colored the same colors as the Mexican Flag and bearing the same Mexican Flag on the back worn over her in ring attire, the hood pulled over her head as she walks out, pausing for a moment before removing the hood and then hopping forward a bit thrusting her chest forward a bit as her arms come out straight from her shoulders as she faces the ring, meanwhile, on the videotron, a clean blue Bandanna is shown with a gunshot ringing out and blood slowly forming on the bandanna as the name Valora appears and a quick cut shot of Valora laughing and smiling is shown. The video then moves to show some of her extreme moments in the ring from past matches, every few shots cutting back to Valora grinning sadistically and/or laughing.]
Wayne Inkster - And there opponents, with a combined weight of 378 lbs and representing That Damn Awesome!, they are the current Great Lakes Champion and WMW Legend and member of the Hall of Fame....the team of VALORA SALINAS and UMBRAGE ....THE HARDCORE ICONS!!!!!
Jack Gene - Their team name just about sums it up, both Valora and Umbrage are icons of the hardcore division here in the WMW and Valora retired the Hardcore championship last year to move on to pursue matching Umbrage's achievements.
Bill Hughes - This team is tag team royalty here folks, Umbrage the most decorated tag team champion here in the WMW, who has taken 5 different partners to tag team gold and Valora who has managed to form successful tag teams that have made runs for the tag team titles with nearly every partner she's had.
[Valora lifts the edge of her hood up a little bit, looking out from underneath at the crowd before tossing it backwards off her head as her arms go out wide while red, white and green pryro goes off behind her and Umbrage. Umbrage just smirks and taps Valora on the shoulder before the pair make their way down to the ring where Hecate and Jade are waiting on the outside, the Hardcore Icons sliding into the ring and Valora climbs to the second turnbuckle where she pulls off her jacket and hoodie while posing for the fans who respond with loud cheers which turn into boos when Umbrage moves to stand on the adjacent turnbuckle. Referee Stephen Tyler moves over and checks both Valora and Umbrage for foreign objects while Hecate and Jade climbs back into the ring. All four wrestlers converge on the center of the ring to hear Stephen Tyler's rules and warnings before motioning the two teams back to their corners.]
Jack Gene - At first glance this looks like a the team of Hecate and Jade really don't stand a chance against Valora and Umbrage, but they are current champions and know how to get the job done in the ring. This should be an exciting match and Valora and Umbrage could very well be too cocky and already looking past Hecate and Jade.
Bill Hughes - I'm a big fan of the Daughters of Darkness, but I just can't see them matching up to the sheer Awesomeness of Valora and Umbrage. They are about as close as we have to true wrestling Gods here in the WMW and Hecate and Jade are flat outclassed.
Jack Gene - Referee Stephen Tyler has finished going over everything with the wrestlers and is calling for the bell. It looks like we will be starting off with the match up most everyone wants to see, Hecate vs Valora once again.
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Hecate and Valora stare at each other across the ring, stepping forward after a few moments to stand face to face as the crowd cheers and goes wild for both women, knowing the show they can expect from these two. Hecate grins as Valora sports a cocky little smirk and after another moment of jawing with each other, the two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring. The two women jockey back and forth for control with neither one getting the advantage right away then Valora goes to bury a knee in Hecate's midsection but the Greek fighter falls backwards and flips Valora over before the knee can connect. Both women get to their feet and nod their heads with grins on their faces before locking up again, this time Valora quickly turns it into a side headlock.]
Jack Gene - This match is starting exactly as we expected when we realized it would be Hecate and Valora in the ring, with them putting on another classic wrestling lesson.
Bill Hughes - I don't think Valora and Umbrage will let this go on for very long though, the longer Valora tries to match Hecate in this type of match, the more they get away from their strengths. Look for Valora to try to sneakily get the advantage soon if she can't get control of Hecate otherwise.
Jack Gene - Hecate just turned the side head lock into a belly to back suplex, but Valora slipped out and landed on her feet after flipping over in the air.
[Hecate turns and catches Valora's arm as the GLC champion tries to catch Hecate with an unexpected attack, twisting Valora's arm into a classic arm bar and following it up with a foot to the back of Valora's knee, forcing the Latina woman down to one knee and allowing Hecate to twist and lift Valora's arm even higher, putting further pressure on Valora's arm and shoulder. Looking over at Jade and then peeking at Umbrage to make sure no surprise attacks were coming, Hecate uses her foot to push down on Valora's leg again then spins around Valora, turning the arm bar into a Hammer lock and pulls it up towards Valora's shoulder while keeping a foot pressed down against the back of Valora's knee.]
Jack Gene - Valora looks a bit confused out there as Hecate keeps her on one knee, don't think she expected Hecate to push this into a mat game so quickly in the match.
Bill Hughes - Don't worry, Valora is just playing Hecate, letting the Greek woman think she has the advantage and when Hecate relaxes her guard just a hair, BAM! Valora will let her have it.
Jack Gene - I am not sure if I can agree with you there, Hecate really is pulling up on the hammer lock and Valora has no where to go, she really is arching her back to but her face is showing her pain.
[Hecate moves her foot off Valora's knee as she spins around, keeping a hold of the hammer lock with one hand, the other arm wrapping around Valora's neck and pulling the GLC champion into a DDT position as Hecate's leg wraps around Valora's leg and within the space of a second or two, Hecate kicks out, sweeping Valora's leg out from under her and driving Valora's head into the mat with a hammer lock leg sweep DDT. Valora's head bounces off the mat as she rises to her knees looking stunned before falling back to the mat face first. Hecate helps Valora back to her feet by the GLC's hair and whips her into their corner, following the champion in to deliver a running elbow strike before Valora could recover.]
Bill Hughes - What the Hell! Come on Valora, don't let some chump Greek wench show you up like that!
Jack Gene - You were saying something about Valora luring Hecate in?
Bill Hughes - And you need your ears checked, I don't remember ever saying anything like that.
Jack Gene - Yeah ....right...if you say so...Hecate showing why she's the Mistress of the DDT, coming out with another variant this time right out of a basic hammer lock.
[Hecate reaches out and tags Jade as she drives another elbow into Valora's upper chest. Jade slips into the ring and both Hecate and Jade deliver a side kick to Valora's midsection before pulling her out of the corner and delivering a double snap suplex to the GLC champion who responds by clenching her back. Hecate slides out of the ring as Umbrage yells something from the corner where he urges Valora back to her feet. As Valora climbs back to her knees, Jade charges and delivers a knee strike to the small of Valora's back, then grabs both of Valora's arms and pulls them backwards while pressing her knee against Valora's spine.]
Jack Gene - Jade is picking right up where Hecate left off with keeping Valora down on the mat, taking away Valora's explosive high flying style.
Bill Hughes - I hate to admit it, but this is a great strategy by Hecate and Jade if they can keep at it. Plus working on Valora's back will take away a lot of her favorite moves. But Jade won't be able to keep Valora down for long.
[Valora twists from side to side as Stephen Tyler checks for a submission, Valora violently shaking her head no before growling out and fighting up to one knee. The GLC champion lets her head fall forward as Jade jerks back on her arms further then suddenly snaps her head backwards, slamming the back of her skull into Jade's face, making the Shoot champion break the hold. Valora spins around and levels Jade with a short arm clothesline before mounting her opponent and raining punches down on Jade who manages to cover up most of the way as Stephen Tyler starts the five count on Valora. Valora gets off Jade before the count of five but not before grabbing Jade's head and slamming it down into the mat by her hair. Valora rises to her feet with a smirk and playing to the crowd who responds with cheers for their idol which only makes Valora smirk even more then she charges and bounces off the ropes, leaving her feet to deliver a flying shoulder block to Jade as the Shoot champion reaches her feet.]
Bill Hughes - See told you that Jade wouldn't be able to keep Valora down, and now that she is starting to get rolling, Hecate and Jade might as well just give up now, they won't be able to stop her.
Jack Gene - I wouldn't count either of them out, they are not champions for nothing.
Bill Hughes - We all know you lust after Jade, but that doesn't mean they will be able to stop the juggernaut called Valora.
[Valora, still with that cocky smirk on her lips, walks over and tags in Umbrage which brings mostly boos from the crowd. Valora moves back over and pulls Jade to her feet, sending the Asian wrestler into the ropes and flipping her over with a back body drop but Umbrage moves up behind Valora and catches Jade as the woman turns in the air and drives her down to the mat with a power bomb. Umbrage folds Jade's legs up into her shoulders and with his own cocky grin motions lewdly with his hips as Stephen Tyler slides into position for the pin...1...2...Jade rolls her shoulder before the count of three and with a wicked glare at Umbrage, lashes out with a foot, smacking Umbrage in the face with it.]
Jack Gene - Umbrage with the first pin attempt of the match with, well an unusual pinning position but Jade was able to kick out and returned the favor by kicking Umbrage in the face.
Bill Hughes - Her feet should be illegal weapons when she's in the ring against TDA! Wrestling royalty shouldn't be treated with such disrespect.
Jack Gene - I don't think anyone but you feels the same way, the crowd cheered when Jade kicked Umbrage in the face.
Bill Hughes - What else do you expect from a bunch of inbred morons, they think the Browns are a real football team of all things!
[Umbrage staggers back from the kick before propelling himself off the ropes and delivering a running clothesline to Jade as she gets to her feet. Standing over Jade's body a moment, Umbrage bends over and yells down at her before jumping up in the air and dropping a leg across her upper chest and throat, pulling up one leg and going for another pin attempt. Stephen drops down for the count...1...Jade kicks out before the count of two but Umbrage just smirks as he rises to his feet, stepping on Jade's throat and pressing down with a boot as Stephen Tyler gives Umbrage a five count, the Hardcore legend breaking the choke at the count of four and a half.]
Jack Gene - Umbrage is trying to end this match quickly with some quick power moves.
Bill Hughes - Of course he is, he's not paid by the hour. The sooner they put away Hecate and Jade, the sooner he and Valora can go off on a drinking binge.
Jack Gene - Umbrage has Jade back up on her feet, Jade blocks a punch and returns with a strike of her own. Umbrage with another punch but it's blocked again.
[Jade delivers another strike to Umbrage who goes for another punch but when Jade blocks it this time, slams his head forward to head butt Jade and sends her staggering back against the ropes with Umbrage following her in and clothes-lining Jade over the top rope and out onto the floor. Umbrage turns and charges Jade's corner, delivering a wicked forearm shot that sends Hecate down to the ring apron while Valora charges across the ring and dives through the ropes, colliding with Jade on the outside.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord! Valora putting her own body on the line as she hits the suicide dive through the ropes onto Jade after Umbrage sent the Shoot champion to the floor.
Bill Hughes - Now that is tag team wrestling! This is why Valora and Umbrage are the best tag team wrestlers around.
Jack Gene - Try to contain yourself Bill, wouldn't do to make a mess on the air. Valora has rolled Jade back into the ring where Umbrage is waiting.
[Umbrage measure Jade as she is rolled into the ring, waiting till she stops and dropping an elbow down on her, rising back to his feet and dropping another elbow as Stephen Tyler gets Valora back to her corner. After a third elbow drop, Umbrage goes for another cover but Jade kicks out before Stephen Tyler can even get into position. Umbrage growls a bit, pulling Jade to her feet and sending her into the ropes, where Hecate tags Jade's back as the Asian wrestler rushes back across the ring towards Umbrage who is waiting for Jade. Umbrage goes to grab Jade but she slides between his legs, bouncing back to her feet as Hecate climbs up onto the turnbuckle. As Umbrage turns around, Jade launches her Death of a Thousand kicks; rapidly kicking Umbrage in the calf, the thigh, his waist, his ribs, his upper torso and finally a kick to his head that sends Umbrage spinning and staggering towards Jade's corner. Hecate grins as she turns around facing the crowd, then drops into a splits on the top ropes, bouncing off them into a split legged moonsault, but landing on her feet as she comes down with one arm wrapped around Umbrage's neck and then kicks his legs out from behind and drops him with an inverted DDT.]
Jack Gene - Oh!My!God! Hecate with a high risk aerial move that dropped Umbrage on the back of his head.
Bill Hughes - Umbrage might have a worse headache than his worst hangover after that move, Hecate changing things up again to catch Valora and Umbrage off guard, no one expects her to go to the air.
(Ring, ring, ring)
[Hecate and Valora stare at each other across the ring, stepping forward after a few moments to stand face to face as the crowd cheers and goes wild for both women, knowing the show they can expect from these two. Hecate grins as Valora sports a cocky little smirk and after another moment of jawing with each other, the two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring. The two women jockey back and forth for control with neither one getting the advantage right away then Valora goes to bury a knee in Hecate's midsection but the Greek fighter falls backwards and flips Valora over before the knee can connect. Both women get to their feet and nod their heads with grins on their faces before locking up again, this time Valora quickly turns it into a side headlock.]
Jack Gene - This match is starting exactly as we expected when we realized it would be Hecate and Valora in the ring, with them putting on another classic wrestling lesson.
Bill Hughes - I don't think Valora and Umbrage will let this go on for very long though, the longer Valora tries to match Hecate in this type of match, the more they get away from their strengths. Look for Valora to try to sneakily get the advantage soon if she can't get control of Hecate otherwise.
Jack Gene - Hecate just turned the side head lock into a belly to back suplex, but Valora slipped out and landed on her feet after flipping over in the air.
[Hecate turns and catches Valora's arm as the GLC champion tries to catch Hecate with an unexpected attack, twisting Valora's arm into a classic arm bar and following it up with a foot to the back of Valora's knee, forcing the Latina woman down to one knee and allowing Hecate to twist and lift Valora's arm even higher, putting further pressure on Valora's arm and shoulder. Looking over at Jade and then peeking at Umbrage to make sure no surprise attacks were coming, Hecate uses her foot to push down on Valora's leg again then spins around Valora, turning the arm bar into a Hammer lock and pulls it up towards Valora's shoulder while keeping a foot pressed down against the back of Valora's knee.]
Jack Gene - Valora looks a bit confused out there as Hecate keeps her on one knee, don't think she expected Hecate to push this into a mat game so quickly in the match.
Bill Hughes - Don't worry, Valora is just playing Hecate, letting the Greek woman think she has the advantage and when Hecate relaxes her guard just a hair, BAM! Valora will let her have it.
Jack Gene - I am not sure if I can agree with you there, Hecate really is pulling up on the hammer lock and Valora has no where to go, she really is arching her back to but her face is showing her pain.
[Hecate moves her foot off Valora's knee as she spins around, keeping a hold of the hammer lock with one hand, the other arm wrapping around Valora's neck and pulling the GLC champion into a DDT position as Hecate's leg wraps around Valora's leg and within the space of a second or two, Hecate kicks out, sweeping Valora's leg out from under her and driving Valora's head into the mat with a hammer lock leg sweep DDT. Valora's head bounces off the mat as she rises to her knees looking stunned before falling back to the mat face first. Hecate helps Valora back to her feet by the GLC's hair and whips her into their corner, following the champion in to deliver a running elbow strike before Valora could recover.]
Bill Hughes - What the Hell! Come on Valora, don't let some chump Greek wench show you up like that!
Jack Gene - You were saying something about Valora luring Hecate in?
Bill Hughes - And you need your ears checked, I don't remember ever saying anything like that.
Jack Gene - Yeah ....right...if you say so...Hecate showing why she's the Mistress of the DDT, coming out with another variant this time right out of a basic hammer lock.
[Hecate reaches out and tags Jade as she drives another elbow into Valora's upper chest. Jade slips into the ring and both Hecate and Jade deliver a side kick to Valora's midsection before pulling her out of the corner and delivering a double snap suplex to the GLC champion who responds by clenching her back. Hecate slides out of the ring as Umbrage yells something from the corner where he urges Valora back to her feet. As Valora climbs back to her knees, Jade charges and delivers a knee strike to the small of Valora's back, then grabs both of Valora's arms and pulls them backwards while pressing her knee against Valora's spine.]
Jack Gene - Jade is picking right up where Hecate left off with keeping Valora down on the mat, taking away Valora's explosive high flying style.
Bill Hughes - I hate to admit it, but this is a great strategy by Hecate and Jade if they can keep at it. Plus working on Valora's back will take away a lot of her favorite moves. But Jade won't be able to keep Valora down for long.
[Valora twists from side to side as Stephen Tyler checks for a submission, Valora violently shaking her head no before growling out and fighting up to one knee. The GLC champion lets her head fall forward as Jade jerks back on her arms further then suddenly snaps her head backwards, slamming the back of her skull into Jade's face, making the Shoot champion break the hold. Valora spins around and levels Jade with a short arm clothesline before mounting her opponent and raining punches down on Jade who manages to cover up most of the way as Stephen Tyler starts the five count on Valora. Valora gets off Jade before the count of five but not before grabbing Jade's head and slamming it down into the mat by her hair. Valora rises to her feet with a smirk and playing to the crowd who responds with cheers for their idol which only makes Valora smirk even more then she charges and bounces off the ropes, leaving her feet to deliver a flying shoulder block to Jade as the Shoot champion reaches her feet.]
Bill Hughes - See told you that Jade wouldn't be able to keep Valora down, and now that she is starting to get rolling, Hecate and Jade might as well just give up now, they won't be able to stop her.
Jack Gene - I wouldn't count either of them out, they are not champions for nothing.
Bill Hughes - We all know you lust after Jade, but that doesn't mean they will be able to stop the juggernaut called Valora.
[Valora, still with that cocky smirk on her lips, walks over and tags in Umbrage which brings mostly boos from the crowd. Valora moves back over and pulls Jade to her feet, sending the Asian wrestler into the ropes and flipping her over with a back body drop but Umbrage moves up behind Valora and catches Jade as the woman turns in the air and drives her down to the mat with a power bomb. Umbrage folds Jade's legs up into her shoulders and with his own cocky grin motions lewdly with his hips as Stephen Tyler slides into position for the pin...1...2...Jade rolls her shoulder before the count of three and with a wicked glare at Umbrage, lashes out with a foot, smacking Umbrage in the face with it.]
Jack Gene - Umbrage with the first pin attempt of the match with, well an unusual pinning position but Jade was able to kick out and returned the favor by kicking Umbrage in the face.
Bill Hughes - Her feet should be illegal weapons when she's in the ring against TDA! Wrestling royalty shouldn't be treated with such disrespect.
Jack Gene - I don't think anyone but you feels the same way, the crowd cheered when Jade kicked Umbrage in the face.
Bill Hughes - What else do you expect from a bunch of inbred morons, they think the Browns are a real football team of all things!
[Umbrage staggers back from the kick before propelling himself off the ropes and delivering a running clothesline to Jade as she gets to her feet. Standing over Jade's body a moment, Umbrage bends over and yells down at her before jumping up in the air and dropping a leg across her upper chest and throat, pulling up one leg and going for another pin attempt. Stephen drops down for the count...1...Jade kicks out before the count of two but Umbrage just smirks as he rises to his feet, stepping on Jade's throat and pressing down with a boot as Stephen Tyler gives Umbrage a five count, the Hardcore legend breaking the choke at the count of four and a half.]
Jack Gene - Umbrage is trying to end this match quickly with some quick power moves.
Bill Hughes - Of course he is, he's not paid by the hour. The sooner they put away Hecate and Jade, the sooner he and Valora can go off on a drinking binge.
Jack Gene - Umbrage has Jade back up on her feet, Jade blocks a punch and returns with a strike of her own. Umbrage with another punch but it's blocked again.
[Jade delivers another strike to Umbrage who goes for another punch but when Jade blocks it this time, slams his head forward to head butt Jade and sends her staggering back against the ropes with Umbrage following her in and clothes-lining Jade over the top rope and out onto the floor. Umbrage turns and charges Jade's corner, delivering a wicked forearm shot that sends Hecate down to the ring apron while Valora charges across the ring and dives through the ropes, colliding with Jade on the outside.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord! Valora putting her own body on the line as she hits the suicide dive through the ropes onto Jade after Umbrage sent the Shoot champion to the floor.
Bill Hughes - Now that is tag team wrestling! This is why Valora and Umbrage are the best tag team wrestlers around.
Jack Gene - Try to contain yourself Bill, wouldn't do to make a mess on the air. Valora has rolled Jade back into the ring where Umbrage is waiting.
[Umbrage measure Jade as she is rolled into the ring, waiting till she stops and dropping an elbow down on her, rising back to his feet and dropping another elbow as Stephen Tyler gets Valora back to her corner. After a third elbow drop, Umbrage goes for another cover but Jade kicks out before Stephen Tyler can even get into position. Umbrage growls a bit, pulling Jade to her feet and sending her into the ropes, where Hecate tags Jade's back as the Asian wrestler rushes back across the ring towards Umbrage who is waiting for Jade. Umbrage goes to grab Jade but she slides between his legs, bouncing back to her feet as Hecate climbs up onto the turnbuckle. As Umbrage turns around, Jade launches her Death of a Thousand kicks; rapidly kicking Umbrage in the calf, the thigh, his waist, his ribs, his upper torso and finally a kick to his head that sends Umbrage spinning and staggering towards Jade's corner. Hecate grins as she turns around facing the crowd, then drops into a splits on the top ropes, bouncing off them into a split legged moonsault, but landing on her feet as she comes down with one arm wrapped around Umbrage's neck and then kicks his legs out from behind and drops him with an inverted DDT.]
Jack Gene - Oh!My!God! Hecate with a high risk aerial move that dropped Umbrage on the back of his head.
Bill Hughes - Umbrage might have a worse headache than his worst hangover after that move, Hecate changing things up again to catch Valora and Umbrage off guard, no one expects her to go to the air.
Jack Gene - Hecate with a cover on Umbrage now, here is Stephen Tyler with the count...1...2...Umbrage gets his shoulder up before the count of three.
[Hecate nods her head slightly as rise to one knee as Umbrage reaches out with one hand and grabs her top, using it to help pull himself up to a sitting position. Batting his hand away, Hecate starts to rain forearm strikes down on Umbrage's head, sending him reeling back down to the mat as the Heartlands champion rises to her feet and moves down to Umbrage's legs, grabbing one and lifting it up before slamming it back down to the mat, keeping her hold on the leg and slams it into the mat again as the crowd starts to count each time she slams the knee into the mat, stopping at 5 when Umbrage manages to jerk his leg away from Hecate and clutches at his knee. Hecate doesn't give Umbrage much time to recover though, stalking him and kicking at his leg several times as Umbrage uses the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. A side kick to Umbrage's midsection knocks the air out of him long enough for Hecate to wrap Umbrage up for what looks like a belly to back suplex, but she grabs the leg she's been working on and in classic Ric Flair style, lifts Umbrage up in the air and then drives his leg down onto her knee, Umbrage hopping as his face grimaces in pain.]
Jack Gene - Hecate is targeting Umbrage's leg, unloading a lot of offense onto his limb in a short amount of time.
Bill Hughes - This is one place Umbrage doesn't want to be, as Hecate has shown she can take someone apart quickly and Umbrage's body might not be able to stand up to the punishment she will unleash on that leg.
[Hecate pulls Umbrage to the center of the ring by the leg, Umbrage hopping after her to keep from getting dragged until Hecate places one leg behind the leg Umbrage is standing on and trips the Hardcore legend, stepping over and twisting the leg she's holding as Umbrage crashes to the mat. Spinning around to put more pressure on the leg before dropping back to the mat and wrenching on Umbrage's leg, bringing a grunt of pain from her opponent, the Heartlands champion pulling herself back up without unwrapping her leg and dropping back down to the mat again, this time wrapping her other leg around his in a grapevine and twisting harder on his leg. Umbrage desperately tries to break out of the hold, pounding on Hecate's legs but that only makes Hecate grind and twist harder on Umbrage's leg. On the outside Valora is pacing back and forth like a caged animal.]
Jack Gene - Hecate with a grapevine leg lock on Umbrage who seems to sense just how dangerous a position he is in.
Bill Hughes - She has it locked in tightly, I am not sure Umbrage can get out of this without some help, he's looking towards the ropes now but Hecate has him locked up dead center in the ring.
Jack Gene - Valora looks like she is ready to explode on the outside, she might not be able to wait too much longer.
[Hecate starts to pull up on Umbrage ankle as her legs tighten just above his knee, threatening to hyper-extend his leg and causing him to growl out in pain, shaking his head back and forth and reaching out for the ropes. Valora, unable to stand it any longer, jumps up and springs off the top rope and flies across the ring, extending one leg out in front of her to deliver a guillotine leg drop to Hecate as she lays on the mat wrapped around Umbrage's leg, causing Hecate to break the hold. Hecate quickly rolls over and tags in Jade before Stephen Tyler orders Valora back to the corner. Umbrage staggers to his feet, noticeably favoring the leg Hecate has been working on. Hecate and Jade step on either side of Umbrage, unleashing simultaneous kicks to his legs, dropping Umbrage to his knees and then both women spin around and explode into a spinning side kick, one connected with Umbrage's chest and the other his back at the same time. Valora tries to get around Stephen Tyler, yelling and pointing at the double team on Umbrage but Stephen Tyler forces Valora back to her corner.]
Jack Gene - Valora went flying across the ring and most likely saved the match for her team, but her passion might be costing her team right now.
Bill Hughes - That's what good tag team partners do, watch each others backs. Valora saw that Umbrage was not in a position to break the hold himself, so she helped out. Stephen Tyler needs get Hecate out of the ring and keep them from cheating so blatantly.
Jack Gene - You never complain when TDA! does it, besides Stephen Tyler is doing his job getting Valora out of the ring, by trying to get past the referee, she's enabling the double team to continue.
Bill Hughes - You're not a trained ref, so don't try to tell me what their supposed to do.
[Stephen Tyler finally gets Valora out of the ring and turns around to see Jade and Hecate lifting Umbrage up in the air and slam him down onto the top turnbuckle, crotch first and then wrapping his legs and feet around the turnbuckle support cord, trapping him in the tree of woe. Stephen Tyler yells for Hecate to get out of the ring but Jade turns Stephen and points to Valora who is trying to get back into the ring again, causing Stephen Tyler to break off and force Valora back out of the ring once again. This allows Hecate to climb up to the top turnbuckle where Umbrage is trapped, pausing with one foot on the top turnbuckle and the other foot pressing down between Umbrage's legs drawing a collective gasping wince from the crowd as Hecate lifts one hand in the air, her fingers pumping up the crowd. With the crowd screaming and shouting, Hecate steps fully up to the top turnbuckle, taking a moment to get her balance and then flips over backwards and swings her legs over her head and bringing a gasp from the crowd as she connects with a failing drop kick to Umbrage's chest as he hangs upside down from the tree of woe. Hecate rolls out of the ring before Stephen Tyler could disqualify their team, Jade slipping into the corner to deliver a series of kicks with both legs, left then right then left again and ended off with a jumping spinning back kick that connects with Umbrage in his mid section.]
Jack Gene - I think Umbrage is going to need something stronger than alcohol after that move by Hecate, the entire audience felt that.
Bill Hughes - That should be a disqualification! Hecate was blatantly stepping where she had no business stepping.
Jack Gene - The referee can't call it if he doesn't see it and Hecate's partner Jade made sure Stephen Tyler was not in position to see by pointing out that Valora was illegally trying to enter the match.
Bill Hughes - The refs need to get into the 21st century, every other sport uses instant replay!
[Jade backs away from Umbrage in the corner, looking to line up for another one of her lethal kicks, but Valora can't stand it any more, charging into the ring and grabbing Jade, spinning the Asian wrestler around and delivering a kick to Jade's midsection and following up with a stunner, that stands Jade straight up a moment before she falls forward to the mat. Valora smirks and grins wickedly at Hecate before pulling Jade up to her feet, bending the Shoot champion over then grabbing one arm, spins around and grabbing Jade's other arm, pulling Jade up so the two are back to back with Jade upside down. Valora holds Jade like that a moment, her eyes finding Hecate's and with a cruel look on her face drops Jade down to the mat with the Gringa Killa. Jade lays unmoving on the mat as Valora ignores Stephen Tyler and moves to the corner to free Umbrage, finally leaving the ring when Stephen Tyler starts a five count, leaving both Umbrage and Jade laying unmoving on the mat.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord Almighty! Valora just delivered both a stunner and a Gringa Killa to Jade and seemed to be sending a message to Hecate at the same time.
Bill Hughes - Valora is showing Hecate she is willing to hurt anyone near Hecate if needed. Just another example of why she is the most dominant female in the WMW or not the most dominant wrestler period.
Jack Gene - Both Umbrage and Jade are laid out in the ring, neither one seems to be moving and Stephen Tyler is starting his ten count. This could be a turning point, if Umbrage can tag in Valora before Jade gets to Hecate, it would certainly turn the tide of the match.
[Stephen Tyler looks at both wrestlers, lifting his hands and starting his 10 count...1...2...Umbrage rolls over and shakes his head as Jade groans weakly on the mat, on the outside of the ring both Hecate and Valora urging their partners on as the crowd counts along with the referee. 3...4...Umbrage uses the rope to help himself crawling towards his corner as Jade finally starts to stir on the mat. 5...6....Umbrage pulls himself up to one knee, looking around and spotting Valora with her hand outstretched while Jade rolls over also looking around and spots Hecate in their corner...7...8...Umbrage wobbles on his legs, using the ropes and forces himself to his corner where Valora is waiting as Jade gets to her hands and knees and does a gymnastic rolls towards Hecate...9....Umbrage tags in Valora who charges across the ring towards Jade, hoping to cut her off but Jade manages to make the tag to Hecate. Valora delivers her I.C.E. Breaker to Jade, punting the Shoot champion in the head just after the tag is made and turning in the same motion to connect with a European uppercut to Hecate as the Heartlands champion tries to enter the ring. Before Hecate can recover from the uppercut, Valora grabs Hecate around the neck, keeping Hecate face down and pulls Hecate into the ring till the Greek fighters feet hang on the middle rope, Valora showboats to the crowd a moment who cheer loudly for their favorite psychopath before planting Hecate face first into the mat.]
Jack Gene - We all knew this match would be a tough one on all sides, Jade and Umbrage are laid out in their corners, recovering from the punishment they took and Valora just spiked Hecate with that hanging DDT.
Bill Hughes - Now Valora is going to show why she is the Great Lakes champion and Hecate is stuck in the Heartlands division.
Jack Gene - Hecate can move up in the ranks whenever she wants to Bill and soon enough will be fighting for the Aces Superior and the Great Lakes titles.
Bill Hughes - She's staying in the Heartlands division cause she's knows it's safe, she knows she can't hang with the big boys yet.
Jack Gene - Really Bill, so that's why she beat AWS Man, Adam Pyre and Valora in that fatal four way match not to long ago.
[Valora pulls Hecate back to her feet, then follows up with several more European uppercuts, staggering Hecate back against the ropes before Valora whips Hecate across the ring with an Irish whip and follows after Hecate, catching the Greek wrestler on the way back with a Tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Hecate winces in pain and grabs her back as Valora bounces off the ropes and delivers a running drop kick to Hecate's face. Valora pulls Hecate to her feet and whips the Heartlands champion into a neutral corner, following her in and delivering a running clothesline into the corner before stepping back and unloading with a series of rights and lefts to Hecate as the Greek wrestler slumps in the corner. Pulling Hecate back to her feet, Valora hooks Hecate's head under one arm and lifts her other arm before running up the turnbuckles and pushing off the top rope, spinning around and driving Hecate's head into the mat with a Tornado DDT. Valora rolls the unmoving Hecate over, covering her and hooks a leg as Stephen Tyler drops down for the count...1....2....Hecate gets a shoulder up before the count of three, Valora smirking as she leans over Hecate, her eyes looking over at Jade a moment before lowering her face to Hecate's and sensually licking along Hecate's jawline before pulling the Heartlands champion to her feet once again.]
Jack Gene - I'm not sure if Valora is trying to get into the mind of Jade there or if she's trying to say she still has some claim to Hecate even though she keeps trying to push Hecate away.
Bill Hughes - It's got to be mind games, but damn that would be hot to see Valora with Hecate and Jade, I'm sure there would be lots of leather involved there.
Jack Gene - Bill! Try to remember this is a family show!
Bill Hughes - Stop getting your panties all twisted up. Hecate is going to need to make a tag soon or figure some way to stop the offensive momentum of Valora which is something no one seems to have figure out yet.
[Valora sends Hecate into the ropes once again, catching the Greek wrestler on the rebound and lifting Hecate up and spinning around to slam Hecate down to the mat with a wicked sounded spine buster. Valora wastes no time getting back to her feet and climbing the ropes in a neutral corner, perched up on the top rope a moment before diving off with a flying headbutt but Hecate manages to roll out of the way at the last moment and Valora crashes face first into the mat. Referee Stephen Tyler checks on the two women a moment before starting his ten count...1...2....Hecate shakes her head as she pulls herself into a sitting position while Valora lays on the mat gasping for air. 3...4...Valora rolls over and gets up on her hands and knees as Hecate gets one leg under her and pushes herself up to one knee. 5...6...Valora takes a couple deep gulps of air before exploding up from her hands and knees into a jumping Enziguri that connects with the back of Hecate's head just as the Heartlands champion reaches her feet, sending her crumbling back down to the mat.]
Jack Gene - Valora went high risk there and crashed and burned, she was just lucky Hecate wasn't in a position to capitalize on it.
Bill Hughes - But it didn't take her long to get the offense rolling again, that was a beautiful Enziguri she just delivered from her hands and knees.
Jack Gene - Valora can unleash her high energy offense from just about anywhere in the ring, which is one of the things that makes her so dangerous.
[Using Hecate's hair, Valora pulls Hecate back to her feet and delivering a right, a left, another right, then spinning around and dropping into a perfect split before pushing herself back up and hitting Hecate with a rising European Uppercut that staggers Hecate back but Valora grabs Hecate's arm and pulls the Heartlands champion back to her, delivering a swift snap kick to Hecate's midsection and doubling the Greek wrestler over. Valora pulls Hecate's head between her legs and stands up straight, throwing her arms wide and grinning as the crowd starts to go wild, sensing something new from Valora. The Great Lakes champion bends over, wrapping her arms around Hecate's waist and pulls the Heartlands champion up so Hecate is hanging upside down, then steps each leg over Hecate's arms.]
Jack Gene - A little showboat dancing from Valora during that exchange and it looks like Valora is going for the Styles Clash!
Bill Hughes - This match is all over if Valora hits this move!
[Hecate kicks her legs as her arms wraps around Valora's lower legs, pulling them out from underneath Valora and sending the Great Lakes champion crashing to the mat with Hecate on top of her. Without missing a beat, Hecate kicks off the mat, flipping over backwards so she is now standing with Valora's legs in each hand, quickly stepping through and wrapping Valora's legs around her leg and turning the champion over, sitting down and putting pressure on Valora's back.]
Jack Gene - Holy Reversals! Hecate countered the Styles Clash and turned it into a sharpshooter, and made it look easy doing it.
Bill Hughes - Hecate has it locked in, sitting deep in it as well. Valora needs to get out of this hold quickly or there could be some serious damage done to her back.
Jack Gene - Everyone seems to forget she was trained by the Hart's so this move is second nature to her, and what a great time to pull it out.
[Valora shakes her head no as Stephen Tyler checks for a submission, trying to crawl her way across the ring towards the ropes which makes Hecate sit down even deeper into the hold bringing a fresh cry of pain from Valora. With Stephen Tyler checking on Valora, he doesn't see Umbrage climb into the ring or him bouncing off the ropes and charging forward to deliver a running big boot to the side of Hecate's head, breaking the hold up. Jade responds by catching an unsuspecting Umbrage with swift Jade Kick that he never saw coming. Stephen Tyler threatens both Umbrage and Jade with a disqualification and forces them out of the ring as Hecate and Valora struggle back to their feet. Both Jade and Umbrage get back out of the ring, Umbrage glaring at Jade and rubbing his jaw from the Jade Kick which just makes Jade smirk at Umbrage, while Hecate and Valora start to trade strikes in the ring, both women a bit wobbly on their feet.]
Jack Gene - I'm starting to wonder if Stephen Tyler will be able to keep control of this match for much longer, several times it's nearly broken down completely.
Bill Hughes - Should have gotten the best referee around, AWS Man, no one maintains order better than he does.
Jack Gene - And just ignore the obvious conflict of interest there...
Bill Hughes - What conflict of interest, are you trying to say AWS Man wouldn't call the match right down the middle.
Jack Gene - Exactly, took the words right out of my mouth.
[Hecate catches Valora with several kickboxing style knees to the Great Lakes champions midsection, seemingly taking the wind out of Valora and follows up by turning the Great Lakes champion around and bending her over with her head wrapped under one of Hecate's arms, in the position for an inverted DDT. Hecate holds her hand up in the air, letting out a battle cry before grabbing Valora arm, spinning around and twisting Valora from the inverted position, to a belly to back position with Hecate reaching up and grabbing Valora around the neck before dropping into a seated position, jamming Valora's chin down on her shoulder with a stunner that sends Valora flipping backwards to the mat.]
Jack Gene - Hecate with a twisting stunner and she has Valora in a bad position.
Bill Hughes - I do have to admit that move is spiffy looking and effective at the same time, but there is still a lot of fight left in Valora.
[Hecate moves to pull Valora to her feet by the Great Lakes champions hair, but Valora counters by grabbing Hecate's head and dropping down to her knees, stunning the Heartlands champion with a Jawbreaker. Hecate stumbles back a few steps and Valora delivers another kick to Hecate's midsection, before bending Hecate over and flipping her up and over onto her back, with Hecate's shoulders pressed against Valora's shoulders as Valora gets Hecate into position, then lifts Hecate up higher and takes a few steps before tossing Hecate off her back and sending the Heartlands champion sailing through the air to crash into the mat on her upper back and shoulders. Valora smirks as she runs at Hecate, hopping over her and then hopping up to the middle and then the top turnbuckle, jumping off backwards into a corkscrew moonsault, but Hecate manages to pull her knees up and Valora lands on the raised knees hard, bouncing off and rolling around clenching her midsection.]
Jack Gene - OH!MY!GOD! Border Toss by Valora on Hecate and then she tried to finish the match off with the Aztec Moonsault, but Hecate somehow got her knees up.
Bill Hughes - How the hell is Hecate still fighting after that Border Toss?!
Jack Gene - I am not sure, but Hecate desperately needs to make a tag here, both wrestlers do.
[Both women get back to their feet about the same time, and immediately go at each other again, Valora tossing rights and left while Hecate responds with chops and strikes of her own. Hecate breaks Valora's momentum with a spinning back kick that catches Valora in the midsection, dazing the Great Lakes champion and allowing Hecate to connect with her Fury of the Hundred-Handed, a rapid flurry of martial arts kicks and strikes that sends a stunned Valora back towards Hecate's corner. As Valora nears Hecate's corner, she flips over backwards, lashing out with a foot and connects with Jade's head with the Pele kick that sends Jade flying down to the mats around the ring. Hecate rushes the corner as Valora gets back to her feet, but Valora dodges out of the way and Hecate slams chest first into the turnbuckle. Valora smirks as she plants a kiss on the stunned Hecate as Jade looks up from the floor still dazed from the kick and the crash landing.]
Jack Gene - Pele Kick! Valora just took Jade out with the Pele Kick and is now...well continuing her mind games on Jade.
Bill Hughes - I will have to make sure I take a copy of this tape home with me tonight.
[Valora then whips Hecate across the ring towards her corner where Umbrage is waiting with a boot extended over the turnbuckle and Hecate runs right into the big boot. Valora tags in Umbrage, the two of them pulling Hecate towards the center of the ring and then giving her a double Irish whip into the ropes, Valora running in the opposite direction for the corner, hopping up the turnbuckles as Umbrage catches Hecate as she rebounds off the ropes, lifting her up high in the air before twisting around and snapping her back down to the mat with the Riot Act spine buster, Umbrage rolls out of the way as soon as he lands, making room for Valora to land on Hecate with the Aztec Moonsault. Valora rolls to her knees, looking over as Jade tries to crawl into the ring as Umbrage covers Hecate and hooks a leg.]
Jack Gene - Good Lord Almighty! Umbrage with the Riot Act spine buster followed immediately by Valora with the Aztec Moonsault!
Bill Hughes - That couldn't have been timed any better, there wasn't a moments delay between when Umbrage hit with the Riot Act and when Valora landed with the Aztec Moonsault.
Jack Gene - Stephen Tyler with the count...1...2...3!!! Your winners, by pinfall...Valora and Umbrage...the Hardcore Icons!
[Jade slams her hand on the mat as she finally manages to get into the ring, crawling over and pulling Hecate out of the ring as Valora and Umbrage stand tall in the middle of the ring, looking at each other before making the motion of downing a shot at the same time before referee Stephen Tyler lifts their hands in victory.]
Jack Gene - A hard fought and close match, it could have gone either way but tonight the Hardcore Icons proved the better team. But if I'm the tag team champions, I'm watching both these teams closely because either one could be the next contenders for the tag team gold.
[The scene fades.]
Kronin vs. Druscilla
Written by:Jack Gene - And now folks, we're getting ready for our main event. Druscilla vs Kronin. This should be a great match.
Bill Hughes - A great match for Druscilla, you mean. She has all the advantages in this match. She doesn't even have to win, just a strong showing is good enough to send the message that she should move up to the GLC. If she does win, well that just makes her case all the stronger. I really don't see where this match benefits Kronin at all.
Jack Gene - Well, a win gives him points in the GLC division which moves him closer to becoming number one contender for the GLC. Useful for the next Pay Per View.
Bill Hughes - Not really. Next Pay Per View features the All-In Challenge. Kronin is screwed no matter what happens in this match, which is why I love it!
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is your main event of the evening and it is set for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from London, England. She stands 6 feet tall and weighs in at 220lbs. She is the WMW Ace Superior Champion and a member of the Daughters of Darkness, she is DRUSCILLA!!!
[The lights in the arena dim and Druscilla's voice speaks over the PA saying. "England Prevails!" 'Can Die No More' by Lake of Tears then plays over the PA and Druscilla walks out slowly, holding her chalice and stands at the entranceway, looking down her nose at the ring, a smug sneer on her face. The crowd boos but Druscilla ignores it as she makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. When she gets there, she sets her chalice aside and climbs into the ring, giving a sideways glance to her opponent or the entryway as she leans back against one of the turnbuckles and glances towards the entrance, waiting to see the next entrant. When she gets there, she sets her chalice aside and climbs into the ring, giving a sideways glance to her opponent or the entryway as she leans back against one of the turnbuckles and glances over the crowd, an arrogant smirk on her face.]
Jack Gene - And there we have Druscilla, the current Ace Superior Champion and once again the underdog in this fight by a good margin.
Bill Hughes - Yeah well, Dru tends to win when she's the underdog. Kronin is in for a fight here tonight.
Wayne Inkster - And her opponent, currently residing in Chicago, Illinois. He stands 6 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs in at 270lbs. He is one half of the WMW Tag Team Champions, and is escorted to the ring as always by the lovely Lilly, he is KRONIN!!!!
['Freya' by the Sword plays over the PA and a blast of pyro goes off, and the crowd erupts into cheers as Kronin rise from the middle of the entryway. Lilly wears the armor of a Valkyrie and Kronin is on a knee in front of her, staring at the floor. Lilly stands up and places a hand on Kronin's shoulder and points towards the ring. Kronin stands and hops up into the air, driving his fist into the ground as a huge explosion of pyro goes off behind him and he makes his way down to the ring, looking around the arena as he makes his way to the ring. Kronin climbs into the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. He paces back and forth on the apron before hopping over the ropes and raising his fist in the air and catches his guitar from Lilly playing along with his entrance song.]
Jack Gene - And... here comes the former Great Lakes Champion, who as we saw earlier in his confrontation with Valora, is a bit unhappy at losing the GLC the way he did and looking to start the road to regain the GLC here tonight with a win over Druscilla, who is looking to keep her own winning streak going.
Bill Hughes - Ugh, what an annoying entrance. Cool costume by Lilly though. That's the only high point.
[Luna Pier calls for the bell and the two circle around each other in the ring, Lilly acting as cheerleader on the outside, leading the crowd in 'U S A, U S A, U S A' chants and Kronin looks around unable to resist the urge and sticks his fist with his thumb extended into the air, giving the thumbs up sigh and lets out a 'HOOOOOOOO' call which the crowd eagerly picks up, but Druscilla rolls her eyes and charges forward, nailing Kronin with a hard forearm shot to the face, followed by another, followed by another before she whips Kronin into a corner, running in after him but Kronin explodes out of the corner, nailing Druscilla with a clothesline, sending her to the mat, causing Lilly and the crowd to cheer. Kronin turns around and tries for another clothesline on Druscilla who had bounced right back up to her feet, but Druscilla ducks the clothesline attempt and hits Kronin with a European uppercut, sending Kronin staggering back, Druscilla then backs up and charges forward, leaving her feet and nailing Kronin with a clothesline that sends him down to the mat as Druscilla rolls through to her feet and stalks him, waiting in the corner. Lilly calls out a warning but nonetheless, as Kronin gets up, Druscilla charges forward and nails Kronin on the side of the head with a running knee strike, sending Kronin back down to the mat as Dru continues her running to the ropes, bouncing off and running towards Kronin, jumping into the air and trying for a knee drop onto his forehead, but Kronin rolls out of the way and to his feet, causing Lilly and the crowd to cheer.]
Jack Gene - And these two have started going after each other right after the bell here, folks!
Bill Hughes - What match are you watching? Kronin got so caught up in his Jim Dugan impression, he gave Druscilla the advantage! My god, when are we gonna stop having this invasion from the 80s?
Jack Gene - What do you mean?
Bill Hughes - Kronin himself. The rocker gimmick. When was the last time you saw anyone use that and succeed? and wrestlers here taking moves or mannerisms from these so called legends from the 80s...we're in the 21st century! I wanna see 21st century wrestling!
Jack Gene - Well, personally, I don't see anything wrong with our stars paying tribute to the legends that paved the way for them to be here today...
[Druscilla gets up and Kronin smirks, calling for a lock up. Druscilla returns the smirk and the two lock up in a collar and elbow lockup, vying for the superior position. Druscilla darts in quickly and moves the hold to a back wrist lock. She then uses her superior position to punch Kronin in the back of the head. She then moves her grip for a German suplex and tries to lift Kronin up once without success. She frowns and takes in a deep breath, groaning out as she lifts Kronin up a second time, sending him crashing to the mat with a massive German suplex, rolling through with him, keeping her hands locked and lifts him up and drops him down a second time releasing him during the suplex, leaving both of them laying on the mat.]
Jack Gene - Wow! What a display of strength from Druscilla! She took a man nearly 300lbs and hit with not one, but two German suplexes, and one right after the other! That really takes a lot out of both wrestlers, I'm told!
Bill Hughes - You're damn right it does! But that's what makes Druscilla so awesome is her freakish strength!
[Druscilla gets to her feet and as Kronin slowly gets to his feet, Druscilla locks him in a side headlock, hammering his face with left handed blows before Kronin is finally able to shrug her off into the ropes. Druscilla hits the ropes and runs towards Kronin, Kronin catches her and tries for a Belly to Belly suplex, but Druscilla lands on her feet early and hits the Belly to Belly suplex on Kronin instead. Lilly pounds the mat, shouting encouragement to Kronin while Druscilla plays to the crowd and basks in their boos. Druscilla drops down and goes for a cover, taking her left arm and grinding her elbow into Kronin's jawbone as she makes the pin attempt. Luna Pier drops down and counts 1....2...Kronin kicks out! Druscilla sighs in frustration and pulls Kronin to his feet. She tries to whip him into the ropes but he reverses it, holding onto her hand and kicking her in the gut, putting her in position for the Death by Metal, bringing a roar from the crowd but Druscilla counters the move with a backdrop, sending Kronin to the mat once more, turning to Kronin while holding up her index finger and moving it back and forth in a 'tsk tsk' gesture.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Druscilla is matching Kronin in the technical department here folks! Hopefully this is just Kronin getting off to a slow start and not what I fear it might be, Druscilla expanding her arsenal to include technical ability.
Bill Hughes - Hey! Call the match! I'm allowed to be biased, you're not!
[Kronin gets to his feet and grits his teeth, starting to get angry. Druscilla charges towards him and tries for a Clothesline but Kronin counters, catching the arm and turning Dru around, dropping her to the mat and locking in the Crippler Crossface. Lilly jumps up and down pumping her fist in the air as the crowd cheers. Luna Pier drops down to check for a submission but Druscilla calls out no and tries to maneuver her body to reach the ropes. Kronin locks in the move, cinching back on Druscilla's neck and head, causing a small cry of pain from Druscilla but she still refuses to tap out. Slowly but surely, Druscilla turns her body around and gets her foot in the lower rope. Luna Pier sees it and calls for the break. Kronin breaks the hold and Druscilla gets up slowly, grimacing in pain.]
Jack Gene - Crippler Crossface by Kronin! Kronin reminds us all that he can lock in a submission move out of nowhere and nearly becomes only the second person to make Druscilla tap out!
Bill Hughes - I don't think Druscilla was in any danger of tapping out. That was clearly a desperation move by Kronin.
[Druscilla moves towards Kronin and the two trade punches, left hands for Dru, right hands for Kronin. Druscilla takes the low road with a knee to the midsection and then clubs Kronin in the back with her left forearm. Druscilla hooks Kronin for a DDT and tries for it but Kronin blocks it then hits a northern lights suplex, bridging back into a pin attempt which Druscilla breaks at a 1 count. They both get to their feet and charge into each other, locking up in a collar and elbow tie up but Kronin quickly takes Druscilla over with a hip toss and pulls her up to her feet, whipping her into the ropes and catching her as she comes off the rope, lifting her up and planting her in the middle of the ring with a spinebuster. Kronin pauses a moment and plays some air guitar as Lilly gets the crowd fired up and more USA! USA! USA! chants break out.]
Jack Gene - And the crowd is really starting to get behind Kronin here!
Bill Hughes - These morons! What do they think Kronin is, the All-American German or something! He's from Europe too! The U.S.A. Chant doesn't work here!
Jack Gene - Maybe they cheer for him because he embodies American values and unlike Druscilla, he doesn't insult the fans here.
Bill Hughes - Morons... all of them...
[Kronin pulls Druscilla to her feet and whips her into one of the corners, following her in and removing his elbow pads before pummeling Druscilla with rapid fire alternating elbow strikes to the head. After about 15 seconds of this, Kronin walks out of the corner and Druscilla drops to a seated position. Kronin grins and darts to the ropes and runs towards the corner, planting his foot onto the side of Druscilla's head. Kronin pulls Druscilla to her feet and positions her on the top rope, climbing up after her and smirks, playing to the crowd before lifting Dru up seemingly for a superplex but then turns around and hits the Metal Meltdown from the turnbuckles, turning Druscilla inside out, moving her from a vertical suplex to a rock bottom-like move. As they slam into the mat, Kronin bounces off the mat with the force of the impact and lands on Druscilla, going for the pin. Luna Pier makes the count 1....2...3no! Druscilla kicks out at the very last second! Kronin pounds the mat in frustration and Lilly yells in from the ringside area, telling Kronin to stay focused. Kronin jumps to his feet and pulls Druscilla to her feet but she counters with a low blow and follows that up with a European uppercut, sending Kronin staggering back into the ropes. As he bounces off of the ropes, Druscilla catches him and whips him into the ropes, smirking as she catches him off the ropes and takes him down with a Black Hole Slam. Druscilla immediately goes into the cover and Luna Pier makes the count 1....2....3no! Kronin kicks out at the last second. Druscilla gets to her feet and yells at Luna Pier to count faster.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Two firsts tonight! These two refuse to stay down as Kronin kicked out of the Black Hole Slam and Druscilla found a way to kick out of the Metal Meltdown!
Bill Hughes - Well, if Luna Pier weren't obviously favoring Kronin with that slow count, this match would be over. She must have a crush on Kronin or something...
[Druscilla shakes her head and straddles Kronin before hooking an arm under his chin and her other hand on his face and nose, pulling up and back on his neck and head as she sits down on his back, locking in her version of the camel clutch. Kronin cries out in pain and starts trying to turn his body to put his feet in reach of the ropes as Luna Pier checks for the submission. Druscilla increases the pressure and torque of the hold, bringing another grunt of pain from Kronin who keeps slowly positioning his body and finally gets a foot on the ropes. Luna Pier tells Druscilla to break the hold but Druscilla keeps the hold on, forcing Luna Pier to start her 5 count and Druscilla keeps the hold on until the 4 count before letting it go and getting up and dropping an elbow on Kronin as he tries to get up.]
Jack Gene - Druscilla with her submission hold, Noble Judgment! We've seen that move net her a few victories and it looked like Kronin might join that list but he found a way to get to the ropes, even though Druscilla kept the hold on longer then she should have!
Bill Hughes - It is technically legal for her to keep the hold on until the 4 count, Jack. Now mind telling me while you're so far in Kronin's fan club?
Jack Gene - Well, how bout this? Kronin has been chosen as WMW's first ever representative to WMW's first WWA event, January 31st hosted by DREAM! And certainly, all of us in WMW will be rooting for Kronin, right, Bill?
Bill Hughes - Well, not sure Kronin is our best guy to send. AWS Man might have been better but yes, of course I'll have to root for Kronin to kick the crap out of the other WWA guys at the event.
[Druscilla pulls Kronin to his feet and tries to whip him into the corner but Kronin reverses the whip attempt and sends Druscilla into the corner, following her in and setting her up on the top turnbuckle, climbing up after her and looking around at the crowd, grinning before hopping up onto her shoulders and sending Druscilla to the mat hard with a Frakensteiner move. Kronin gets to his feet and plays more air guitar as the crowd goes wild.]
Jack Gene - Wow! Frankensteiner from the top turnbuckle! I think that's the first time we've seen Kronin use that move!
Bill Hughes- It should be illegal for a guy as big as he is to be as...athletic as he is.
[Kronin pulls Druscilla to her feet and whips her into the ropes, but Druscilla reverses the whip and sends Kronin into the ropes. Kronin hits the ropes and leaps into the air, nailing Druscilla with his flying shoulder block/tackle, sending Druscilla to the mat hard. Kronin grins widely and lifts Druscilla's legs up, stepping through them and turning Druscilla over, locking in the sharpshooter. Druscilla cries out in pain as Kronin sits down onto the hold and Luna Pier checks for the submission but Druscilla calls out no.]
Druscilla - AHHHHH NO I WONT BLOODY GIVE UP!!!
[Kronin sits down, leaning into the hold as Druscilla tries desperately to turn towards the ropes, crawling hand over hand as she tries to make it to the ropes, reaching out for the ropes....]
[Ring, ring ring!!]
Bill Hughes - What the hell? Is our bell guy stoned? Why's he ringing the bell?
Jack Gene - I don't know... I'm as confused as you are, though in the ring, Kronin seems to think he won the match.
[In the ring, Kronin breaks the hold, celebrating his win by playing air guitar and Lilly slides in, shaking her head no, informing Kronin that Druscilla did not tap out. Kronin turns to Luna Pier confused and Wayne Inkster slides into the ring, informing Luna Pier of what happened. Kronin's face goes from elation to disappointment as he turns and slams his hand on the turnbuckle in frustration.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the timekeeper has informed us that this match has reached the 10 minute time limit and is therefore a time limit draw!
[The crowd boos a bit and a chant of 'let them fight! Let them fight!' breaks out as Kronin sighs, shaking his head in frustration before turning to Druscilla and shaking her hand before turning and heading out of the ring and to the back obviously upset at the result.]
Jack Gene and Bill Hughes (at the same time): Time Limit Draw!!
Jack Gene - Wow! folks! This is a huge upset here! This is almost as good as a win for Druscilla, who was, frankly, not considered to be in Kronin's league. Well she stepped up and was able to fight Kronin to a draw! I can guarantee you we will see this match up again down the road as the fans are already demanding it!
Bill Hughes - Oh yeah! They're chanting 'Let them Fight!' and I think we will indeed see Kronin vs Druscilla II down the road. But first Kronin lost the GLC, now he was not able to beat a foe he was expected by all the morons to beat! 2010 is not being very nice to Kronin at all.
[The scene fades.]
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