Burn 2010
Posted: September 12th, 2010 | Category: Supercard Results | No Comments »
The Card:
Eric Dillinger vs Marty Poppins
Jasmine Lucky vs. Matrix
Heartlands Championship
Gras-Dawg (c) vs. Banes vs. Drago
Ace Superior Championship
Father Nathan (c) vs. Scott Vyper
Shoot Championship
Jade (c) vs. Ryven
Great Lakes Championship
Kronin (c) vs. AWS Man (also known as Bill)
Burn 2010 - September 12th 2010 - WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio

Ben Cash Welcomes the WMW Fans
Writer: Jordan
[We cut to the stage as Cash Flow by Ace Hood, DJ Khaled, and Rick Ross hits the speakers and gold pyrotechnics shoot up all across the front of the stage.]
Jack Gene - Hey...this is new.
[Ben Cash steps out from behind the curtain to a big cheer from the crowd. He wears black slacks with a crimson red dress shirt, and a black suit jacket, open, over the shirt. His grey hair is perfectly styled, his face clean shaven. He smiles as he steps down the ramp and makes his way to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring ESN CEO...BEN CASH!
[Cash gets to the ring, climbs in, and stands in the center, waiting for the crowd to die down. When it finally does, he raises the mic.]
Ben Cash - How are we doing tonight, Cleveland?!
[The crowd pops again, and Ben smiles.]
Ben Cash - You know, when we first started working on this project, I didn't think this night would ever arrive. And when Brad Johnson called me and asked that tonight be the first ever show brought to you by WMW and ESN together, I knew we had alot of work to do.
[Ben pauses, scanning the crowd.]
Ben Cash - So, ESN has been working around the clock, trying to create the best possible experience for you, the fans, and folks, I gotta tell ya...we've got one hell of a show planned for you tonight.
[The crowd cheers again, but Ben holds up his hand.]
Ben Cash - Tonight we have Eric Dillinger facing Marty Poppins in his return match, and in a grudge match we have Jasmine Lucky going up against the veteran Matrix. But the real meat of the show comes from our four title defense matches. The first of those will be Gras-Dawg defending his Heartlands title against Tyson Banes and Boris Drago.
[Ben motions to the big screen, and it plays a quick montage of the three wrestlers.]
Ben Cash - Then, Scott Vyper tries to knock off the ASC Champ Father Nathan in what promises to be a brutal match.
[Again the big screen plays its quick montage.]
Ben Cash - In the Lion's Den, later tonight, Ryven tries to take the SHOOT title away from Jade. This has the potential to be the greatest SHOOT match in the history of the WMW.
[This time we see a clip of the weigh-in last week.]
Ben Cash - And finally, in what can only be termed the biggest grudge match of the year so far, Kronin defends his GLC title as AWS Man(also known as Bill) goes for WMW history yet again. There is definately no love lost between these two, and this promises to be a match for the ages.
[On the screen we see clips from the last time these two matched up.]
Ben Cash - So, folks, grab a beer and some nachos, get to the edge of your seat, and enjoy the ride. I promise you, this will be a night that will go down as one of the greatest in WMW history, and I am honored that you all will be a part of it.
[Ben pauses dramatically.]
Ben Cash - Ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome...
To Burn, 2010!
[As soon as he finishes, he drops the mic as a ring of fire blazes up nearly ten feet high, surrounding the ring, then dying down after a few seconds. Cash Flow hits the speakers once again, and Ben steps out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp.]
Jack Gene - Hey...this is new.
[Ben Cash steps out from behind the curtain to a big cheer from the crowd. He wears black slacks with a crimson red dress shirt, and a black suit jacket, open, over the shirt. His grey hair is perfectly styled, his face clean shaven. He smiles as he steps down the ramp and makes his way to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring ESN CEO...BEN CASH!
[Cash gets to the ring, climbs in, and stands in the center, waiting for the crowd to die down. When it finally does, he raises the mic.]
Ben Cash - How are we doing tonight, Cleveland?!
[The crowd pops again, and Ben smiles.]
Ben Cash - You know, when we first started working on this project, I didn't think this night would ever arrive. And when Brad Johnson called me and asked that tonight be the first ever show brought to you by WMW and ESN together, I knew we had alot of work to do.
[Ben pauses, scanning the crowd.]
Ben Cash - So, ESN has been working around the clock, trying to create the best possible experience for you, the fans, and folks, I gotta tell ya...we've got one hell of a show planned for you tonight.
[The crowd cheers again, but Ben holds up his hand.]
Ben Cash - Tonight we have Eric Dillinger facing Marty Poppins in his return match, and in a grudge match we have Jasmine Lucky going up against the veteran Matrix. But the real meat of the show comes from our four title defense matches. The first of those will be Gras-Dawg defending his Heartlands title against Tyson Banes and Boris Drago.
[Ben motions to the big screen, and it plays a quick montage of the three wrestlers.]
Ben Cash - Then, Scott Vyper tries to knock off the ASC Champ Father Nathan in what promises to be a brutal match.
[Again the big screen plays its quick montage.]
Ben Cash - In the Lion's Den, later tonight, Ryven tries to take the SHOOT title away from Jade. This has the potential to be the greatest SHOOT match in the history of the WMW.
[This time we see a clip of the weigh-in last week.]
Ben Cash - And finally, in what can only be termed the biggest grudge match of the year so far, Kronin defends his GLC title as AWS Man(also known as Bill) goes for WMW history yet again. There is definately no love lost between these two, and this promises to be a match for the ages.
[On the screen we see clips from the last time these two matched up.]
Ben Cash - So, folks, grab a beer and some nachos, get to the edge of your seat, and enjoy the ride. I promise you, this will be a night that will go down as one of the greatest in WMW history, and I am honored that you all will be a part of it.
[Ben pauses dramatically.]
Ben Cash - Ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome...
To Burn, 2010!
[As soon as he finishes, he drops the mic as a ring of fire blazes up nearly ten feet high, surrounding the ring, then dying down after a few seconds. Cash Flow hits the speakers once again, and Ben steps out of the ring and makes his way up the ramp.]
Opening Commentary
Writer: Garvin
Jack Gene - Hello and welcome everyone to Wrestling Midwest Burn 2010!
[More fireworks go off and the place is electric.]
Jack Gene - We are coming to you live from the WMW Arena in Cleveland, Ohio here on Sunday night. This is it folks. This is our debut on ESN, and, you can feel the excitement. Not just in the back, but these fans have been on their feet since the gates opened. My name is Jack Gene and I'm sitting along side the best color commentator in the business, Bill Hughes.
Bill Hughes - It's good to be here.
Jack Gene - We've got a jam-packed card. 9-matches total, with 3 of them taking place earlier tonight on a very special episode of Fuel. 6 matches here on the main card, that includes 4 title matches, the return of Eric Dillinger...
Bill Hughes - ...and the first supercard match with Matrix that he actually showed up for.
Jack Gene - That's right. Matrix is in the building, and we are expecting this to be a full 3-hour event. We've also going to hear from ESN Analysts Jeff Benedict, Dave Deacon and Aiden Lynch, who will be giving us some outside perspectives on those 4 title matches: Gras-Dawg defending the Heartlands Championship against Boris Drago and Tyson Banes in a Steel Cage Match.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, Brad Johnson pulled all of the stops from this one. Triple Threat Steel Cage match.
Jack Gene - Mostly to keep out Dasha Dranovia and Arick Wills, who got involved in the Boris/Banes match last week. Those two also competed on Fuel and Dasha is now one step closer to getting an HLC shot herself. Arick, on the other hand, was sent to Cleveland General. Hopefully, we can get an update about his status later on tonight. Ace Superior Champion Father Nathan defends his title against Scott Vyper. Vyper earned the shot after defeating Hecate last week at GS130.
Bill Hughes - Destroying Hecate.
Jack Gene - She did look banged up in that match, but obviously, we can't forget what happened last weekend, Hecate involved in a motorcycle accident. She remains in the hospital. Little to no details have been released, which is disappointing, and authorities are still looking for the car that caused it. But, let's continue on with the show, we've got two Main Events. Two of them.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, seems like ESN and Brad Johnson couldn't come to an agreement on which match should be pushed last, the Shoot or the Great Lakes, so both of them are listed as tonight's main events.
Jack Gene - In one match, it's Jade defending the Shoot Championship inside of the Lions' Den against Ryven. Ryven is rested up and ready for this match. Jade is bouncing back after 3 straight matches. And tonight, we'll see just how strong and just how resilient she is. And in the final match of the night, it's Kronin defending the Great Lakes Championship against long-time rival, and 5-time Champion, AWS Man...
Bill Hughes - ...(also known as Bill). And tonight, I'm just feeling it, Jack. Tonight, AWS Man will make it 6-time GLC.
Sponsor Break
Writer: Garvin
[Just then, a graphic flashes across the screen.]
Jack Gene - Well, we're just about ready for our opening contest. But first, tonight's Burn 2010 supercard has been brought to you commercial free by the FTW Podcast. Listen to Joe, Harrison, Rob and Kevin every Thursday on FTW. Wrestling News... and Wrestling Noes. Check out TheFTWPodcast.com for more information. Right now, though, we turn it to Wayne Inkster, as we begin the night with our first match.
Eric Dillinger vs. Marty Poppins
Writer: Eric
[Marty Poppins makes his way down to the ring with Positive Pete in tow. Poppins is busying toying with balloons, making random bends and twists, as Pete is there patting him on the back saying something to him.]
Bill Hughes - I don’t see why Pete is even allowed anywhere near this guy. He hasn’t done anything for Poppins. The guy is still nuttier than Chinese Chicken.
Jack Gene - At least he’s not struggling anymore. Which you have to admit, that’s an improvement.
Bill Hughes - Yea, I guess you’re right. When you can get someone to stop eating paint chips that’s gotta be some kind of improvement!
[Poppins is busy toying with his balloons as “Never Let it Die,” blares on the arena PA. Eric Dillinger steps out onto the ramp wearing his usual fight gear. The crowd is a bit mixed as some are happy to see him back, but most still remember him for the jerk he was.]
Wayne Inkster - And now, coming to the ring from San Antonio, TX... Weighing in at 255lbs... “The Bastard Icon,” Eric Dillinger!
[Eric walks to the ring and slaps the hands of the few fans that reach out to him, but being sure to keep his eyes on Marty Poppins the whole time as he does. Marty, meanwhile, has looked up from his balloons and begun to squint his eyes at Eric as if he recognizes him.]
Bill Hughes - Dillinger looking good for his first time back so far.
Jack Gene - But we’ll see if all that time away from the ring has been a detriment or a much needed break to recharge the old batteries.
Poppins - Grandpa!
Bill Hughes - Grandpa?
[Marty stands and stretches out his arms as Eric nears the ring. Poppins charges in and tries to hug Dillinger as he hops onto the apron, but Eric ducks and shoulder blocks him so that he falls backward into the ring. The Bastard Icon waits for him to stand and regain his senses before leaping to the top rope and spring boarding off with a giant clothesline that floors his opponent. The crowd pops as both men impact the mat.]
Bill Hughes - Jesus, I never knew Dillinger could fly!
Jack Gene - Now ya do!
[Eric pulls Poppins up by his hair and throws him back first into the turnbuckle. He works him over with knees to the midsection before wringing the arm and whipping him.]
Jack Gene - Poppins reverses the whip!
[And Eric goes back first into the turnbuckle. Marty regains what little senses he has and quickly loses them again.]
Poppins - Grandpa!
Bill Hughes - What’s with all this Grandpa nonsense?
Jack Gene - I guess he thinks Dillinger is his Grandpa.
Bill Hughes - Well, he better come to his senses quick because that’s the last man on Earth you want to mistake for your Grandpa!
[Marty throws his arms out nice and wide and charges Dillinger again, but the Bastard Icon catches him in mid-run and brings him down onto his knee with the STB. Marty writhes in pain as he tries to get away to the outside, but Eric pulls him feet first into the middle of the ring on his stomach. He drops the elbow across the back of his head and locks in a side headlock. Marty attempts to get to his feet, but Eric just muscles him back down to the mat.]
Bill Hughes - Dillinger has dominated this match from the get go tonight.
Jack Gene - Sure enough. All Marty has attempted tonight were a series of hugs and unless we changed the stipulations before the match its not going to get him anywhere.
Bill Hughes - Look! I think Poppins has a hug on Dillinger now!
[The camera zooms in and, sure enough, Poppins is just hugging Dillinger’s waist with a drooling, otherwise autistic smile on his face.]
Marty Poppins - Grand... pa...
[Seeing, or feeling, that Poppins has begun to drool on him Eric lets go of the headlock and pushes his opponent away from him. Eric is puzzled by Marty, but is still dug in and ready to pounce on his opponent should he try to attack. Poppins is slow to get up, but he comes to a knee and then the other before he sees Dillinger. Eric takes a step toward him and Poppins is right up on his feet running to the corner. He grabs another balloon and blows it up. Quickly he ties it off and shows it to the crowd.]
Jack Gene - It’s a snake!
Bill Hughes - A snake?
Jack Gene - Yea, a snake.
Bill Hughes - He just blew up a balloon. To call it a snake would be like calling one of my craps a lump of gold.
[Marty walks over to Dillinger and shows it to him, who just slaps it out of his hand before slapping him one across the face. This causes Marty to run back into his corner and grab another balloon. After blowing it up he climbs the turnbuckle and hugs it, being sure to keep it out of Dillinger’s line of sight.]
Jack Gene - I think he’s upset that Grandpa didn’t like his snake.
Bill Hughes - It was just a regular balloon! A stupid balloon, damn it!
[Eric is beside himself as he puts his hands on his hips. He looks over the crowd and shrugs when inspiration hits him. Eric walks halfway across the ring and holds his arms outstretched toward Poppins. The crowd reacts warmly which causes Marty to look up from his treasured snake and at the arena. It’s not long before he turns and sees Eric there.]
Poppins - Grandpa?
Bill Hughes - Oh, don’t tell me we’re actually going to see this.
Jack Gene - I think we are!
[Poppins looks scared, but Dillinger only smiles and nods. He motions with his outstretched hands that its ok to come hug him. Like a scalded dog Marty slowly comes to and stands. He wipes his face and begins to smile when he stretches out his arms as well. Dillinger gives him one last nod of trust.]
Jack Gene - He’s doing it!
[Marty flies off the top rope, but Dillinger moves and catches him on his shoulders. Marty’s eyes go wide.]
Bill Hughes - Thank God! I thought I was going to lose my lunch for a second.
[He trots Marty to the center of the ring before throwing him over with a fireman’s carry slam, but as he does Eric brings his knee up and slams it into the back of his head!]
Bill Hughes - Holy cow! What a version of the Go 2 Sleep!
Jack Gene - Eric told me earlier in the night he’s calling that one the Go 2 Hell!
[Mary is seemingly laid out cold after the knee shot, but Eric drops down onto him. He straddles his shoulders and locks the arm closest to him underneath Marty’s chin with his right hand and snakes his left arm through the hole and to rest on the back of his head, completing a cobra clutch. Now Eric leans back and pulls hard so that Marty is awakened from his comatose state and begins yelling in pain. With his free arm he immediately begins tapping.]
Jack Gene - And Dillinger’s done it! He put away Marty Poppins with a Cobra-clutch crossface!
Bill Hughes - How about we just call it the Cobra Crossface?
Jack Gene - Good enough for me.
Wayne Inkster - And here is your winner... “The Bastard Icon,” Eric Dillinger!
[“Never Let it Die,” hits as Eric gets up from the mat and exits the ring. As he does, though, he stops and picks up one of Poppin’s snakes from before. He hands it to a kid ringside, pats his head, and walks off to the back, slapping the hands of the fans as he goes. Poppins, meanwhile, exits the ring and snatches it from the little boy. He kisses it and cradles it like a baby before Pete grabs hold of him and usher him to the back.]
Bill Hughes - That boy just ain’t right.
[The scene fades.]
A Health Update on Arick Wills
Writer: MOD
[The scene shows Dr.Andrews working on Arick Wills ankle in a room inside Cleveland General. Dr. Andrews informs Arick Wills that his ankle has been fractured. Damian Knight and Zana Knight are standing by the side of Arick Wills to make sure he is okay.]
Arick Wills - [screaming...] THAT BLOODY [bleep]ING BITCH IS GOING TO PAY!!!
Damian Knight - And that mother[bleep]er Boris Drago is going to have hell to pay as well. They done [bleep]ed with the wrong folks here in WMW. This night is not over yet.
Arick Wills - Your right Damian. This night is not over yet. Go out there and take care of business. Damian as my enforcer I think you know what to do.
Damian Knight - I know exactly what to do.
[Damian Knight and Zana Knight exit the medical room, as Dr. Andrews begins to tape up the ankle of Arick Wills. Arick Wills has a sick sadistic smile on his face as the camera shot goes back to ringside.]
[The shot opens up on the ESN Sports Update set. Terry Gaines stands.]
Terry Gaines - Terry Gaines here for your ESN Sports Update. Here's what's happening right now. In football, all Sunday games have completed. We still have Baltimore at New York Jets and San Diego at Kansas City as a double Monday Night game. In Wrestling News, Wrestling Midwest's Hecate remains in the hospital after her motorcycle accident last weekend. She remains in stable condition, however Cleveland General is keeping this one tight-lipped, not allowing reporters in to discuss what's happening. All they will say is that she's recovering on schedule, but will not give anyone an estimate on when she can talk to reporters. Early speculation says she'll be out for at least 2 months. I'm Terry Gaines, let's send it back to Wrestling Midwest Burn 2010 on ESN.
[The scene fades.]
Sponsor Break
Writer: Garvin
[The shot opens back up at ringside.]
Jack Gene - The ring crew is setting up the ring for our next match, as Matrix takes on Jasmine Lucky.
[Just then, a graphic flashes across the screen.]
Jack Gene - But first, tonight's Burn 2010 supercard has been brought to you commercial free by the FTW Podcast. Listen to Joe, Harrison, Rob and Kevin every Thursday on FTW. Wrestling News... and Wrestling Noes. Check out TheFTWPodcast.com for more information. Right now, though, we turn it to Wayne Inkster, as we continue the night's action.
Matrix vs. Jasmine Lucky
Writer: Reb[Fade into the WMW Arena. "Unstoppable" by Rascal Flatts hits the PA system and a three-leaf clover appears on the big screen. Jasmine Lucky appears on the ramp with one arm up, trying to cheer the fans on. They give a mixed reaction, some loving her and most hating her.]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is a Hardcore Match! Introducing first, weighing in at 145 pounds and hailing from the Streets of Las Vegas...JASMINE LUCKY!
[Jasmine takes some time to high five the fans before rolling under the ropes. She stands up in the middle of the ring and gives off a pose. She's wearing a black tank top and green shorts. She does some stretches off to the side.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine Lucky, one half of the tag team with her brother Justin; the Lucky Ones. Tonight she's trying to close the book early on the Matrix before he gets too much power.
Bill Hughes - If she wanted to stop the Matrix from being a bully, she should have been around eight years ago. There's no stopping him now.
Jack Gene - Still, this is about more then Matrix tonight. Jasmine is fighting for her standing in Wrestling Midwest and a good showing tonight will do a lot to put her in one of the higher divisions in the business.
["Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park plays over the loud speakers as the lights dim. A green spotlight shows at the entrance as The Matrix walks under it. The lights go back to normal as he pads down the walk-way all cool-like. He's wearing his trenchcoat and sunglasses as he moves to the stairs to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - And her opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, hailing from Tampa, Florida...he is a Wrestling Midwest Hall of Famer...SCOTTY "THE MATRIX" KAMES!
[The Matrix enters the ring and removes his sunglasses. He then pulls his trench coat off, revealing just some wrestling shorts underneath. He's bare foot, like a typical martial artist.]
Bill Hughes - Now here's the man who's going to be bringing us the Revolution. He's already got the Zombie Union and I here he's still recruiting.
Jack Gene - The last time the Matrix ran a force in Wrestling Midwest, he almost broke the roster apart from the inside. Jasmine Lucky is trying to stop him before he really gets going.
Bill Hughes - Even if, by some miracle, she managed to win...does she really think that's going to stop him?
[Referee Luna Pier makes sure both fighters are ready. The Matrix stretches for a moment and then points at Jasmine threateningly. The bell rings and the two fighters circle the center of the ring.]
Jack Gene - And here we go, one on one in a hardcore match. Anything goes, Bill, and to say that Matrix has an advantage is an understatement. He's made a huge name for himself as a hardcore fighter, especially in combination with his martial arts.
[The Matrix and Jasmine lock up, but Matrix gets the upper hand by pushing her back against the ropes. He whips her to the opposite ropes and then tries to clothesline her when she comes back, but she ducks under it. The two turn around and lock up again, but this time Jasmine gets Matrix in a headlock. He tries to back drop her, but she flips back on it onto her feet. When Matrix turns to her, she hits a high kick and sends him down to the ground. He rolls out to try and get his bearings, but she leaps through the ropes, into him, and they both crash to the floor outside.]
Bill Hughes - Jasmine didn't waste much time getting Trix to the outside, but it wasn't that smart of a move. It would have been a lot smarter to keep him inside, away from the weapons outside.
[Jasmine is up quick and slams Matrix into a nearby barricade. She doesn't waste much time in keeping pressure up, pulling up off of the barricade and into the outside turnbuckle, which he bounces off and hits the barricade again. This time, as he stumbles away from it, she dropkicks him backwards into it again and he goes to the ground hard.]
Jack Gene - Something tells me that Matrix didn't plan on this happening when he was picking on the likes of Justin Lucky and the Emo Girl. Jasmine Lucky is putting some much needed justice back on the table.
[Jasmine Lucky isn't done with the punishment, as the crowd urges her to get weapons. She reaches under the ring and obtains the first thing she sees - a long wooden staff. As the Matrix tries to get up, she cracks it over his back and lays him down again. She lands another shot and sends him into the barricade. She drops the staff and tries to pump the crowd up, happy to be in charge. She pulls out some weapons from under the ring - a table, a mallet, and finally a steel chair. She turns to move towards Matrix, but he lunges at her and spears her into the ring, followed up with a punch to her face. She stumbles sideways, which gives Matrix a chance to take advantage.]
Bill Hughes - See? It's all downhill from here for Jasmine Lucky. You don't get the kind of reputation Matrix has by playing straight up wrestling rules.
[The Matrix grabs the steel chair, holding it by the legs as he stalks the recovering Jasmine Lucky. She turns around just in time for the chair to smash into her skull, knocking her backwards, to the ground. Scotty Kames taunts Jasmine, challenging her to get up. The fans boo and get into a 'Trix Sucks!' chant. When Jasmine gets up, she turns around to see the chair coming at her again, but she ducks and it hits the turnbuckle. Jasmine hits a chest slap to stun Matrix. He raises up the steel chair again, but Jasmine manages to snag the mallet on the floor and brings it up, hitting him in the gut.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine, with the reversal! I'm surprised the Zombie Union isn't out here at this point.
Bill Hughes - Looks like Matrix really does want to do this one on one. Not a smart call, from the looks of it.
[The Lucky One brings the mallet up and catches Matrix in the face, causing a bloody nose. She brings the mallet up to hit his stomach again, and then rolls him in the ring where he clutches his torso. She slides the chair and wooden staff in and then follows with the wooden mallet. By now, Matrix has gotten up and goes on the defensive, backing up into the turnbuckle as Jasmine stalks him with the mallet. He suddenly lunges forward and ducks a swing from the over-sized hammer, lifting Jasmine up over his shoulder. He falls backwards into a Samoan Drop, then goes for the first cover of the match.]
Bill Hughes - Back in the ring, Matrix is gonna get it! No, two-count!
[Matrix kicks the mallet away from Jasmine as she struggles to get up. He goes for a neck breaker but, Jasmine lifts him up. Matrix wiggles free and lands on his feet. She quickly moves to the ropes and bounces off, but Matrix hits a drop toe hold, slamming her pretty face into the chair. She's clearly bleeding now, but it doesn't stop Matrix from hitting a leg drop and covering her.]
Jack Gene - Matrix just gets another two count, but he's just finishing up at this point. If Jasmine doesn't do something soon, she's going to be the first victim of his Revolution.
[Now with a firm upper hand, Matrix signals for a Cyberspace with one hand. He waits for her to get up before he hits her three times in her bloodied forehead. He pushes her back into the ropes and then sends her to the opposite end. When she moves back to him, he goes for the 180 Spinebuster but she leaps over him, landing on her feet. The crowd pops as Jasmine ducks a spinning back fist, bounces off the ropes, and hits a Lucky Shot when her foot connects hard with Matrix's chin.]
Jack Gene - Cyberspace...NO! Jasmine Lucky is on her feet! LUCKY SHOT! Matrix is down! Matrix is down!
Bill Hughes - No! Matrix can't lose like this! Not in a Hardcore Match!
[Before he can get pinned, Matrix immediately roll out of the ring and stumbles to the barricade. Jasmine is about to give chase when the crowd gives off a huge negative pop. She looks at the entrance to the arena, where The Undead Kid has appeared. She backs up as the small zombie rushes the ring and rolls in.]
Jack Gene - Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Bill Hughes - Zombies to the rescue!
[The Undead Kid goes for a clothesline, but, Jasmine Lucky ducks it and bounces off the ropes. She hits a dropkick and then pops right back up. The crowd cheers wildly as Jasmine hits a Lucky Shot to the young zombie, laying him out. Zombie Bob appears suddenly from the crowd, sliding into the ring. Jasmine takes fast advantage with a sudden chair shot, knocking Bob over the top rope and to the ground.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine Lucky is cleaning house!
[The Matrix rolls in as Jasmine Lucky is celebrating. However, when she turns around, he catches her and lifts her, spinning around. He hits a perfectly placed 180 Spinebuster - The Cyberspace, and rolls her up. Luna Pier counts the pin. 1...2...3!]
Bill Hughes - Yes, there it is! Divide and conquer my ass!
Jack Gene - Matrix was all rolled out for the pin and the Zombie Union gave him a distraction.
Bill Hughes - No rules...no DQ!
[Matrix and the Zombie Union surrounded Jasmine Lucky, who is still laid out. The crowd is booing as it appears they plan on attacking her.]
Wayne Inkster - Your winner, by pinfall...THE MAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIX!
Jack Gene - Like Matrix hasn't done enough. He's already got the win.
[Just as Matrix is directing Zombie Bob to lift Jasmine up, Justin Lucky is seen running down the aisle. The Undead Kid tries to attack him on the apron, but Justin pulls the top rope down, causing the Kid to fall over the ropes. He rolls in and grabs the steel chair, which causes Matrix to roll out of the ring. Zombie Bob looks like he's about to fight, but soon he backs up and allows Justin to roll Jasmine out of the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Damn, it really looked like Jasmine was going to be taught a serious lesson about how to act in WMW. But, saved by the brother.
Jack Gene - Thank God for Justin. I'm sorry to say that despite an awesome showing from Jasmine Lucky, the Matrix doesn't look to be slowed down and we're going to have some hard times ahead of us.
[Fade out on Matrix yelling at Zombie Bob, and Jasmine being helped out by Justin]
Wayne Inkster - The following contest is a Hardcore Match! Introducing first, weighing in at 145 pounds and hailing from the Streets of Las Vegas...JASMINE LUCKY!
[Jasmine takes some time to high five the fans before rolling under the ropes. She stands up in the middle of the ring and gives off a pose. She's wearing a black tank top and green shorts. She does some stretches off to the side.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine Lucky, one half of the tag team with her brother Justin; the Lucky Ones. Tonight she's trying to close the book early on the Matrix before he gets too much power.
Bill Hughes - If she wanted to stop the Matrix from being a bully, she should have been around eight years ago. There's no stopping him now.
Jack Gene - Still, this is about more then Matrix tonight. Jasmine is fighting for her standing in Wrestling Midwest and a good showing tonight will do a lot to put her in one of the higher divisions in the business.
["Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park plays over the loud speakers as the lights dim. A green spotlight shows at the entrance as The Matrix walks under it. The lights go back to normal as he pads down the walk-way all cool-like. He's wearing his trenchcoat and sunglasses as he moves to the stairs to the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - And her opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, hailing from Tampa, Florida...he is a Wrestling Midwest Hall of Famer...SCOTTY "THE MATRIX" KAMES!
[The Matrix enters the ring and removes his sunglasses. He then pulls his trench coat off, revealing just some wrestling shorts underneath. He's bare foot, like a typical martial artist.]
Bill Hughes - Now here's the man who's going to be bringing us the Revolution. He's already got the Zombie Union and I here he's still recruiting.
Jack Gene - The last time the Matrix ran a force in Wrestling Midwest, he almost broke the roster apart from the inside. Jasmine Lucky is trying to stop him before he really gets going.
Bill Hughes - Even if, by some miracle, she managed to win...does she really think that's going to stop him?
[Referee Luna Pier makes sure both fighters are ready. The Matrix stretches for a moment and then points at Jasmine threateningly. The bell rings and the two fighters circle the center of the ring.]
Jack Gene - And here we go, one on one in a hardcore match. Anything goes, Bill, and to say that Matrix has an advantage is an understatement. He's made a huge name for himself as a hardcore fighter, especially in combination with his martial arts.
[The Matrix and Jasmine lock up, but Matrix gets the upper hand by pushing her back against the ropes. He whips her to the opposite ropes and then tries to clothesline her when she comes back, but she ducks under it. The two turn around and lock up again, but this time Jasmine gets Matrix in a headlock. He tries to back drop her, but she flips back on it onto her feet. When Matrix turns to her, she hits a high kick and sends him down to the ground. He rolls out to try and get his bearings, but she leaps through the ropes, into him, and they both crash to the floor outside.]
Bill Hughes - Jasmine didn't waste much time getting Trix to the outside, but it wasn't that smart of a move. It would have been a lot smarter to keep him inside, away from the weapons outside.
[Jasmine is up quick and slams Matrix into a nearby barricade. She doesn't waste much time in keeping pressure up, pulling up off of the barricade and into the outside turnbuckle, which he bounces off and hits the barricade again. This time, as he stumbles away from it, she dropkicks him backwards into it again and he goes to the ground hard.]
Jack Gene - Something tells me that Matrix didn't plan on this happening when he was picking on the likes of Justin Lucky and the Emo Girl. Jasmine Lucky is putting some much needed justice back on the table.
[Jasmine Lucky isn't done with the punishment, as the crowd urges her to get weapons. She reaches under the ring and obtains the first thing she sees - a long wooden staff. As the Matrix tries to get up, she cracks it over his back and lays him down again. She lands another shot and sends him into the barricade. She drops the staff and tries to pump the crowd up, happy to be in charge. She pulls out some weapons from under the ring - a table, a mallet, and finally a steel chair. She turns to move towards Matrix, but he lunges at her and spears her into the ring, followed up with a punch to her face. She stumbles sideways, which gives Matrix a chance to take advantage.]
Bill Hughes - See? It's all downhill from here for Jasmine Lucky. You don't get the kind of reputation Matrix has by playing straight up wrestling rules.
[The Matrix grabs the steel chair, holding it by the legs as he stalks the recovering Jasmine Lucky. She turns around just in time for the chair to smash into her skull, knocking her backwards, to the ground. Scotty Kames taunts Jasmine, challenging her to get up. The fans boo and get into a 'Trix Sucks!' chant. When Jasmine gets up, she turns around to see the chair coming at her again, but she ducks and it hits the turnbuckle. Jasmine hits a chest slap to stun Matrix. He raises up the steel chair again, but Jasmine manages to snag the mallet on the floor and brings it up, hitting him in the gut.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine, with the reversal! I'm surprised the Zombie Union isn't out here at this point.
Bill Hughes - Looks like Matrix really does want to do this one on one. Not a smart call, from the looks of it.
[The Lucky One brings the mallet up and catches Matrix in the face, causing a bloody nose. She brings the mallet up to hit his stomach again, and then rolls him in the ring where he clutches his torso. She slides the chair and wooden staff in and then follows with the wooden mallet. By now, Matrix has gotten up and goes on the defensive, backing up into the turnbuckle as Jasmine stalks him with the mallet. He suddenly lunges forward and ducks a swing from the over-sized hammer, lifting Jasmine up over his shoulder. He falls backwards into a Samoan Drop, then goes for the first cover of the match.]
Bill Hughes - Back in the ring, Matrix is gonna get it! No, two-count!
[Matrix kicks the mallet away from Jasmine as she struggles to get up. He goes for a neck breaker but, Jasmine lifts him up. Matrix wiggles free and lands on his feet. She quickly moves to the ropes and bounces off, but Matrix hits a drop toe hold, slamming her pretty face into the chair. She's clearly bleeding now, but it doesn't stop Matrix from hitting a leg drop and covering her.]
Jack Gene - Matrix just gets another two count, but he's just finishing up at this point. If Jasmine doesn't do something soon, she's going to be the first victim of his Revolution.
[Now with a firm upper hand, Matrix signals for a Cyberspace with one hand. He waits for her to get up before he hits her three times in her bloodied forehead. He pushes her back into the ropes and then sends her to the opposite end. When she moves back to him, he goes for the 180 Spinebuster but she leaps over him, landing on her feet. The crowd pops as Jasmine ducks a spinning back fist, bounces off the ropes, and hits a Lucky Shot when her foot connects hard with Matrix's chin.]
Jack Gene - Cyberspace...NO! Jasmine Lucky is on her feet! LUCKY SHOT! Matrix is down! Matrix is down!
Bill Hughes - No! Matrix can't lose like this! Not in a Hardcore Match!
[Before he can get pinned, Matrix immediately roll out of the ring and stumbles to the barricade. Jasmine is about to give chase when the crowd gives off a huge negative pop. She looks at the entrance to the arena, where The Undead Kid has appeared. She backs up as the small zombie rushes the ring and rolls in.]
Jack Gene - Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Bill Hughes - Zombies to the rescue!
[The Undead Kid goes for a clothesline, but, Jasmine Lucky ducks it and bounces off the ropes. She hits a dropkick and then pops right back up. The crowd cheers wildly as Jasmine hits a Lucky Shot to the young zombie, laying him out. Zombie Bob appears suddenly from the crowd, sliding into the ring. Jasmine takes fast advantage with a sudden chair shot, knocking Bob over the top rope and to the ground.]
Jack Gene - Jasmine Lucky is cleaning house!
[The Matrix rolls in as Jasmine Lucky is celebrating. However, when she turns around, he catches her and lifts her, spinning around. He hits a perfectly placed 180 Spinebuster - The Cyberspace, and rolls her up. Luna Pier counts the pin. 1...2...3!]
Bill Hughes - Yes, there it is! Divide and conquer my ass!
Jack Gene - Matrix was all rolled out for the pin and the Zombie Union gave him a distraction.
Bill Hughes - No rules...no DQ!
[Matrix and the Zombie Union surrounded Jasmine Lucky, who is still laid out. The crowd is booing as it appears they plan on attacking her.]
Wayne Inkster - Your winner, by pinfall...THE MAAAAAAAAATRIIIIIIIIIX!
Jack Gene - Like Matrix hasn't done enough. He's already got the win.
[Just as Matrix is directing Zombie Bob to lift Jasmine up, Justin Lucky is seen running down the aisle. The Undead Kid tries to attack him on the apron, but Justin pulls the top rope down, causing the Kid to fall over the ropes. He rolls in and grabs the steel chair, which causes Matrix to roll out of the ring. Zombie Bob looks like he's about to fight, but soon he backs up and allows Justin to roll Jasmine out of the ring.]
Bill Hughes - Damn, it really looked like Jasmine was going to be taught a serious lesson about how to act in WMW. But, saved by the brother.
Jack Gene - Thank God for Justin. I'm sorry to say that despite an awesome showing from Jasmine Lucky, the Matrix doesn't look to be slowed down and we're going to have some hard times ahead of us.
[Fade out on Matrix yelling at Zombie Bob, and Jasmine being helped out by Justin]
This Is Graveyard Shift
Writer: Jordan
[We open in front of a huge mausoleum standing in the center of a dark, silent graveyard. The camera pans around the cemetery slowly, then centers back on the mausoleum. Eerie orchestra music plays in the background as the door to the mausoleum starts to move. At first it moves back and forth, but doesn't budge. Then we hear a sound like something slamming into the door. Again, it doesn't budge, but decades of dust crumbles from the doorjam. Another slam, and the door shudders and cracks from the force. Finally, after a third hit, the door shatters, and AWS Man(also known as Bill) comes flying out of the entrance. He brushes dust and wood splinters off of his shirt and looks around. His clothes are in tatters, and his paintball mask looks several years old.
To his left a hand shoots out of the dirt in front of a gravestone, followed by the rest of the arm, and then the rest of the body of Jade. She climbs out of the ground and brushes herself off. Like AWS Man(Also Known as Bill), her clothes look rotted and ripped.
To AWS Man(Also Known As Bill)'s right, the same thing happens. Up from the ground comes Jordan Keyser. He looks much the same as the other two. One by one, from graves all over the cemetery the entire WMW roster climbs up out of the ground. Finally, from a grave in the center of all the others and about twenty yards in front of AWS Man(Also Known As Bill), Kronin comes up out of the ground. He stands, catches sight of AWS Man(Also Known as Bill), and stares at him, breathing heavily.
AWS Man(Also known as Bill) looks around at the rest of the roster and speaks quietly.]
AWS Man(Also Known As Bill) - Huh...how freakin' bout that...
[Kronin starts forward at a walk, and the masked man heads for Kronin. The two start running, and just before they meet Jordan takes Kronin out with a huge clothesline. Jade makes contact with AWS Man(Also Known As Bill) with a flying kick, and all four of them are immediately brawling. It takes mere seconds for the entire roster to get involved, and soon the entire cemetery is engulfed in one massive brawl. The camera catches sight of an elderly caretaker walking along the outside wall of the cemetery, a hood over his face. As he passes in front of the huge iron gate he pauses and looks out over the brawl. He whips the hood back to reveal his identity, WMW's own Brad Johnson. He smiles as he watches the fight.]
Brad Johnson - Ladies and Gentlemen...welcome to Graveyard Shift.
Nobody gets out alive.
[And we fade.]
HH10 Buildup > Gras-Dawg vs. Tyson Banes vs. Boris Drago
Writer: Jordan[We cut to Jeff Benedict, Dave Deacon and Aiden Lynch sitting in a skybox overlooking the entire arena. They sit around the outside of a table that is formed in a semi-circle, with a giant Burn 2010 logo in the center. All three men wear suits and ties. As we look at the screen, Jeff sits to the far left of the table, with Dave in the center and Aiden to the far right. Jeff opens up the commentary.]
Jeff Benedict - Alright, well, we're ready for our first title match of the night, with Gras-Dawg trying to hold off Tyson Banes and Boris Drago to complete another successful title defense. Dave, you talked about this match a little on your show so tell me, what do you expect out of this match tonight?
Dave Deacon - I'm predicting a Drago victory here, Jeff. Boris has been an absolute beast since joining the WMW, and I don't see him being slowed down in this match. Honestly, I'll be surprised if Drago doesn't end this pretty quickly.
Aiden Lynch - Are you crazy? Drago has been a beast since he got here? Dave, have you even looked at Gras-Dawg's record? The guy is absolutely unstoppable in the ring, and nearly won himself a shot at the tag titles last spring BY HIMSELF! He went up against TDA! alone and very nearly won. You're absolutely nuts if you think Drago will dominate this match.
Dave Deacon - You're forgetting something, though, Aiden. Gras-Dawg relies on his size and strength advantage way too much. This will be the first time that he will be outsized in a match, and you can bet that he'll struggle to have an answer for Boris Drago.
Jeff Benedict - You guys keep talking about Drago and the Dawg, but what about Tyson Banes?
Aiden Lynch - Jeff, Tyson is just out horsed in this match. We aren't talking about him because he'll be a non-factor. At 6 feet tall, he's nearly a foot shorter than both his opponents. He's quick, and he's scrappy, but he just doesn't have the pure power to hold out in a heavyweight fight. The only way he'll win is if he gets lost among the trees out there and his opponents forget about him.
Jeff Benedict - Well, there you have it, folks. Let's head back to Jack and Bill for the match commentary!
[The scene fades.]
Gras-Dawg vs. Tyson Banes vs. Boris Drago
Writer: MOD[The shot opens up inside the cage, as Wayne Inkster stands in the center.]
Wayne Inkster - The current match is a Triple Threat Cage Match for the Heartlands Title. Currently make his way down to the ring from Siberian Wasteland, Russia is Boris Drago.
["Slav'sia Rus" by Arkona plays over the P.A. system as Boris Drago makes his way down to ringside. Boris Drago makes his way into the cage with an intense look on his face.]
Bill Hughes - Boris Drago looks damn near unstoppable. I would like to see how his opponents are going to stop him. 7’2” and 550 pounds. WOW!
Wayne Inkster - Currently making his way down to the ring from Chicago, Illinois is Tyson Banes.
["You Didn't Know?" by Jak Koke plays over the speakers and Tyson Banes appears to a chorus of boos. He gives the crowd a thumbs down as he walks out, wearing a flame patterned t-shirt and black athletic shorts. Tyson Banes makes his way into the cage ready to fight.]
Jack Gene - Tyson Banes has been very impressive since coming to WMW, and I am sure he will be even more impressive tonight.
Wayne Inkster - Currently making his way down to the ring from New Orleans, Louisiana is the current Heartlands Champion, Gras-dawg.
['Get Up' by 50 Cent plays over the speakers and Gras-Dawg walks out with a cocky strut, holding a mic and singing/rapping along to the lyrics. He wears baggy jeans worn below his hips and a baggy New Orleans Saints Jersey with a Saints hat tilted sideways on his head. As he continues his cocky strut to the ring, he continues to rap, sometimes insulting his opponent as he does so, before sliding into the cage and holding both hands up into the air basking in the mixed crowd reaction.]
Bill Hughes - Gras-Dawg is in the zone and pumped up for this cage match.
Jack Gene - This is going to be one hell of a cage match.
Bill Hughes - Ring the bell! Let's get this thing started!
[Luna Pier calls for the bell as this match begins...]
Jack Gene - Boris looks to be going right after Tyson Banes as this match starts.
[Boris and Tyson Banes begins to exchange punches, but Boris measures up and hits a haymaker. Tyson is reeling after that one, but Tyson quickly comes back with a dropkick. Boris is now reeling after that one.]
Bill Hughes - Look at Gras-Dawg just seating back in the corner enjoying Tyson Banes and Boris begin to destroy each other.
[Tyson begins to go to the ropes to try to build momentum to knock Boris off his feet. As Tyson rebounds off the ropes; out of no where Gras-Dawg connects with a spear on Tyson Banes. Gras-Dawg quickly back to his feet. Boris goes for a haymaker type punch, but Gras-Dawg side steps it Gras-Dawg with a boot to the chest of Boris, knocking the wind out of him. Boris goes down to one knee holding his chest trying to catch his breathe, but Gras-Dawg takes advantage. The Heartlands Champion goes to the ropes and rebounds off connecting with a Scissors Kick to the back of Boris head. Gras-Dawg begins to examine the damage he has done to Boris and Tyson Banes. Gras-Dawg signals for the cage door to be opened. Gras-Dawg begins to make his exit out of the cage, but before he does he sees Tyson Banes giving him the middle finger. Gras-Dawg is now pissed off and begins to make his way back into the cage. Referee Luna Pier begins to lock back up the cage door.]
Jack Gene - Gras - Dawg looks to be pissed off after that disrespectful taunt from Tyson Banes.
Bill Hughes - Gras-Dawg is going right after Tyson Banes.
[Tyson Banes tries to make it back to his feet, but Gras-Dawg quickly takes the advantage. The Heartlands Champion connects with hard punches to the skull of the Junior Referee. Tyson falls back into the ropes with hopes of the ropes holding him up. Demetrius begins to hammer away on Tyson with alternating rights and lefts. Gras-Dawg begins to hammer Banes down to the mat. Gras-Dawg is showing no mercy as he begins to stomp and kick away on the falling Tyson. After Gras-Dawg connects with the Bourbon Beatdown he turns his attention back onto Boris Drago. Gras-Dawg sees that Boris is coming to. Out of no where Demetrius connects with a running punt kick to the side of the skull of Boris. The Russian Big Man is knocked unconscious.]
Jack Gene - Gras-Dawg is dominating this cage match.
Bill Hughes - This is why he is the current Heartlands Champion.
[Tyson Banes back to his feet, but Gras-Dawg takes him back down with a textbook like Clothesline. Gras-Dawg taunts the crowd, which leads to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Gras-Dawg brings Tyson back to his feet, but out of no where the Junior Referee connects with a European Uppercut, which sends Gras-Dawg reeling. Tyson Banes finally takes down Demetrius with a Jumping Side Kick. Tyson Banes begins to climb out of the cage, but The Heartlands Champion quickly forces himself back up to his feet. Gras-Dawg begins to climb the cage. Tyson is almost at the top of the cage, but Gras-Dawg grabs the ankle of Tyson and pulls him back into the cage using his power. Gras-Dawg and Tyson stand on the top rope fighting for the advantage, but Gras-Dawg with a hard overhand punch to claim the advantage over Tyson. Demetrius quickly goes on the attack and repeatedly slams Tyson's skull into the steel cage until he sees blood. Gras-Dawg with an intense look in his face grabs Banes and puts him into a Full Nelson. Demetrius comes flying off the top rope with Tyson connecting with a Full Nelson Facebuster, drilling Banes into the mat face first.]
Bill Hughes - What a move from Gras-Dawg, but ummmm look who is back to their feet and pissed off like never before.
Jack Gene - Hell is about to break lose and I do no think Gras-Dawg realizes Boris Drago is standing right behind him.
[Gras-Dawg turns around and realizes that Boris Drago is back to his feet, but it is too late. Gras-Dawg gets hit by Boris with a Standing Splash sending Demetrius to the mat. Boris follow it up with a big elbow drop. Boris slowly makes it back to his feet, but showing he is in the zone. Boris Drago stays on the attack and connects with a falling headbutt. Boris Drago slowly back to his feet once again. Boris Drago brings Gras-Dawg back to his feet. Boris Drago powers Demetrius onto his shoulders and uses Gras-Dawg's face as a dart as Boris drills Gras-Dawg into the cage face first. Gras-Dawg falls off the shoulders of the Russian Big Man and begins to bleed. As Boris turns around the bloody Tyson is back to his feet and connects with his finisher the Out Cold Superkick. This puts Boris Drago on spaghetti legs. Tyson Banes goes for the Out Cold Superkick again, but this time Boris counters it into a Samoan Drop.]
Bill Hughes - OH MY!!!! A 550 pound bone crushing Samoan Drop.
Jack Gene - That was a devastating Samoan Drop.
[Out of no where you see Damian Knight and Zana Knight walking down the ramp. Damian Knight has a sledgehammer in hand.]
Bill Hughes - Of course....If you have to depend on someone to mess up a good match, you can always depend on these two.
Jack Gene - What the hell is Zana Knight doing here tonight anyway. She is suppose be in CMW. She has not been called back up to WMW.
[Boris Drago realizes that Zana Knight is at ringside. Zana begins to distract Boris Drago with disrespectful taunts. Damian Knight begins to threaten referee Luna Pier to open the cage door. With no hesistation Luna Pier opens the cage door. Damian Knight makes his way into the cage and attacks Boris Drago from behind with a sledgehammer shot to the back of the head Gras-Dawg begins to make it back to his feet, but MOD levels Demetrius with a sledgehammer shot to the skull. Damian Knight then begins to exit the cage and makes his way up the ramp along with Zana Knight.]
Bill Hughes - What the hell was that for?
Jack Gene - I am thinking that Arick Wills sent them out here to help out Tyson Banes.
Bill Hughes - Well, that makes sense considering they didn’t lay a hand on him.
Jack Gene - I guess Tyson Banes has became allies with Arick Wills and MOD, but I guess somehow Zana Knight fits into the equation.
Bill Hughes - or maybe MOD just used her here tonight to distract Boris Drago.
Jack Gene - I hope seeing Zana Knight tonight was a temporary thing. I don't think I can manage looking at that every night once again.
Bill Hughes - [chuckles....]
[The bloody Tyson Banes struggles back to his feet. Tyson backs up on the ropes to hold him up. Tyson begins to realize that Boris and Gras-Dawg are down and this is his chance to win the Heartlands Title. Tyson Banes sees the ref locking the door back, but signals her to stop and open the door back up. Tyson Banes begins to exit the cage through the door way, but out of no where Dasha Dranovia comes through the crowd and jumps over the guardrail just in time. Dasha stops Tyson Banes in his tracks as she takes the cage door and slams it into the side of the head of Tyson. Banes falls back into the cage. Dasha makes her way back through the crowd.]
Bill Hughes - All three men are down in a pool of their own blood.
[Luna Pier has a look of concerned for all three wrestlers as she begins to lock the cage door again. Boris Drago begins to come to and slow as molasses makes it back to his feet. Boris tries to shake off cobwebs and moments later Gras-Dawg comes to. Gras-Dawg begins to make it make to his feet and immediately Boris goes for the Knockout Punch. Gras-Dawg sees the knockout punch coming and side steps it. Demetrius takes a deep breath and then shows his power and hoist the 550 pound Russian backfirst onto his shoulders.Gras-Dawg looks to be going for The Bourbon Street Stunner, but out of no where Boris counters by racking the eyes of Gras-Dawg. Gras-Dawg loses his balance and Boris shifts his weight onto the back of the neck of Gras-Dawg. Tyson Banes is trying to be sneaky and begins to climb the cage as Boris and Gras-Dawg fight it out. Boris with the advantage begins to bring Gras-Dawg to his feet and moments later levels him with the Knockout Punch. The Heartlands Champion is knocked out cold. Tyson Banes is almost at the top of the cage, but Boris realizes it and begins to shake the cage which causes Tyson Banes to lose his balance on the cage and fall back into the ring.]
Jack Gene - Tyson Banes looked like he was about to win this match, but it looks like Boris Drago has other plans for him.
[Boris Drago brings the fallen and bloody Tyson Banes to his feet. Boris Drago signals for the Siberian Slam. Boris Drago begins to set Tyson up for the Siberian Slam, but out of no where Tyson Banes begins to dig in his pockets and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles without Boris realizing it. Boris Drago power lifts Tyson up into a powerbomb position. Tyson Banes tries to catch the Russian Big Man off guard and goes for a brass knuckle shot to the face, but Boris quickly elevates Tyson Banes and then executes the Siberian Slam. Boris sends Tyson Banes crashing down onto Gras-Dawg.]
Bill Hughes - Holy Shenanigans!!!! I can’t believe what I just saw.
Jack Gene - Boris just powerbombed Tyson Banes from like an 8 feet elevated position onto a knocked out Gras-Dawg.
[Boris Drago signals for the cage door to be opened. Boris Drago begins to exit the cage as there is no movement from Tyson Banes or Gras-Dawg to stop him. Boris successfully exits the cage and makes it to the arena floor as referee Luna Pier calls for the bell.]
Wayne Inkster - Here is your winner and NEW HEARTLANDS CHAMPION, BORIS DRAGO!!!
Bill Hughes - Boris Drago is a bloody mess, but in the end the 550 pounder could not be stopped.
Jack Gene - Boris Drago was in the fight of his life in that cage match with two of the most brutalise fighters in WMW, but Boris Drago survived this cage match, and he is the new Heartlands Champion.
[The scene fades.]
Sponsor Break
Writer: Garvin
[The shot changes to ringside.]
Jack Gene - Coming up next is the Ace Superior Championship match as Father Nathan defends against the Scott Vyper.
[Just then, a graphic flashes across the screen.]
Jack Gene - But first, tonight's Burn 2010 supercard has been brought to you commercial free by the FTW Podcast. Listen to Joe, Harrison, Rob and Kevin every Thursday on FTW. Wrestling News... and Wrestling Noes. Check out TheFTWPodcast.com for more information.
[The scene fades.]
HH10 Buildup > Father Nathan vs. Scott Vyper
Writer: Jordan[We cut back to the ESN crew once again.]
Jeff Benedict - Wow, we certainly witnessed one heck of a match there. But now we're going to look ahead to our next title match, Father Nathan vs. Scott Vyper. Aiden, what takes place here tonight?
Aiden Lynch - Well, Jeff, I like Vyper as a wrestler about as well as anyone at ESN, but this is gonna be a tough match for him. He's a great wrestler, but since his return we really haven't seen that killer instinct from him that made him such a great GLC champ in his last tenure here. I'm not sure what the problem is, but Vyper just hasn't been able to finish his opponents off this time around like he used to. That could spell disaster with a guy like Father Nathan in the ring. Nathan is nearly impossible to close out.
Dave Deacon - You're absolutely right, Aiden. Father Nathan has proven to be one of the toughest guys to pin lately. Scott Vyper is incredibly talented, but Father Nathan has the ability to endure extreme pain and punishment and still hang on for a victory. We've seen him do it countless times, and I think tonight will be no different. Look for Nathan to put this one away after a long, hard-fought match.
Jeff Benedict - Well, it looks like our analysts are both in agreement on this one. Let's find out if they're right.
[The scene fades.]
Father Nathan vs. Scott Vyper
Writer: RobJack Gene - It's just about time for the Ace Superior Title match now and Father Nathan will see if he can keep his dominant streak as the Ace Superior Champion going. He was half of the fighters of the week last week and was voted Fighter of the Month earlier on for his dominance this month, all while being less then 100% due to the injuries he suffered against Hecate at Hardcore Hell. Now he takes on another Hall of Famer, and former 3 time Great Lakes Champion, Scott Vyper. Bill? Can Vyper become a 2 time ASC here tonight?
Bill Hughes - I sure as hell hope so. I'm tired of this priest coming out week after week, lecturing all of us about how much holier then us he is and all that...
Jack Gene - Umm.. unless he's seeing you in your dressing room before the shows, I don't know what you're talking about. Nathan makes it known he is here to help people, but I haven't seen him come out and rub people's faces in what he believes.
[The camera shot switches to show Wayne Inkster in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, Burn 2010 continues right here, live from the WMW Arena! Our next match is set for one fall and it is for the Ace Superior Championship!! Introducing first, the Challenger. He hails from Chicago, Illinois and stands 6 feet, 4 inches tall, weighing in at 248lbs. He is the Wrestling Messiah and a WMW Hall of Famer, SCOTT VYPER!!!
["Broken Hands" by Lamb of God blasts from the PA and the lights in the arena go blue with strobe lights flashing along with the song. Scott Vyper walks out, looking over a booing crowd. Vyper smirks and walks towards the ring. He walks up the steps and steps through the ropes into the ring. Vyper climbs the turnbuckle and raises his arms in an X formation. Vyper then rests against the turnbuckle, waiting for the bell to ring.]
Jack Gene - Well here comes Scott Vyper, it should be noted that the last time Scott Vyper fought for the Ace Superior Title was in a cage match against Kronin. A match he ended up winning via escape from the cage, so he's proven he can win the title. But Father Nathan has been impossible to unseat lately from the mantle of Ace Superior Champion. All in all, this should be a great match up.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, with any luck, tonight will be the night Scott Vyper finally gets the respect he deserves and ends Father Nathan's reign all in one swoop.
Wayne Inkster - And introducing his opponent. He hails from Dublin, Ireland and stands 6 feet, 4 inches tall, weighing in at 250lbs. He is the reigning and defending WMW Ace Superior Champion, he is FATHER NATHAN!!!
['The Blood of Cu Chulainn' plays over the PA and Father Nathan comes out from the back, the Ace Superior Championship slung over his shoulder. He pauses for a moment at the entryway, making the sign of the cross before looking up to Heaven for a moment and mouthing something hard to make out before looking down to the ring and pointing at Scott Vyper as he makes his way down, absent his trademark cross. Nathan glances to the crowd as they cheer loudly for him and nods as he gets into the ring. Vyper paces back and forth and waits until Father Nathan climbs through the ropes before charging forward and nailing Father Nathan in the head with a kick that sends him toppling back through the ropes and to the floor. The crowd boos loudly at the sneak attack but Vyper grins and slides out of the ring, grabbing the title belt and waiting as Nathan tries to recover before running forward and nailing Nathan on the head with the belt, sending him toppling to the ground. Vyper pulls Father Nathan to his feet and whips Nathan to the guardrail and then charges in after Nathan, spearing the priest right in the ribs against the guardrail.]
Jack Gene - And Scott Vyper going right back to his old tricks here, fans. Vyper was so sure he's the better man but he has to resort to cheap shots?
Bill Hughes - Or maybe, he's giving Nathan a taste of his own medicine. Let's not forget Nathan injured Vyper's ribs, leading to an injury that has caused Scott Vyper to have the worst month of his professional life! I don't blame him for being angry about it!
[Scott Vyper stomps away at Father Nathan's ribs on the ground before finally pulling Nathan to his feet and leading him back to the ring and then rolling him into the ring and following him in. John Law calls for the bell and as Nathan struggles up to his feet, Vyper cuts him off with a series of right hands sending him back to the mat. Vyper raises his arms up and plays to the crowd who showers him with boos. By the time he turns though, he is stunned as Nathan jumps up and nails Vyper with an uppercut, sending him staggering back into the ropes as Father Nathan drops to a knee and quickly stands back up to his feet, raising his fists and taking a boxing stance.]
Jack Gene - Well this match has officially started now, after Vyper's little sneak attack on the outside of the ring. It looked like Vyper was in control, but he took his eye off the ball for a split second and the Champ made him pay for it, with a nice jumping uppercut.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, well, that's okay. Vyper will take control of this match back soon.
[Scott Vyper uses the ropes and comes off, trying for a clothesline but Nathan ducks and both men run, hitting the ropes on the side they were facing, coming back charging at each other and have the same idea at the same time, nailing each other with clotheslines at the same time, sending each man to the mat hard. After a few seconds, both men rolled over onto their knees and get to their feet. The two move up to each other in the ring and begin trading right hands but it's a short exchange before Nathan begins to get the advantage with a series of punches to the ribs alternating rights and lefts before coming up and nailing Vyper with a right cross, left cross, right cross and is about to throw another punch but Vyper cuts him off with a kick to the groin. John Law steps in and warns him about the low blow but Vyper argues that the kick hit the thigh as Nathan drops to his knees, holding his groin. Vyper then pushes Law back and runs to the ropes coming back towards Nathan, planting his foot in Nathan's face, dropping him to the mat. Vyper then drops down and rains down right hands on Nathan.]
Jack Gene - And Vyper with the blatant low blow there. Then he had the gall to argue with John Law over where the blow landed!
Bill Hughes - Scott Vyper is a highly trained fighter, Jack. If he says he didn't kick Nathan in the groin, I believe him. Nathan, on the other hand is a former soccer player and we all know their penchant for faking injuries. John Law should be lecturing Nathan.
[Scott Vyper finally gets off Nathan and pulls him to his feet, whipping him towards the corner, but Nathan reverses it, sending Vyper into the corner and charging in after him and nailing him with a clothesline before climbing up to the second turnbuckle and raining down right hands of his own. The crowd begins to count the right hands and gets to about 5 or so before Vyper picks Nathan up and steps out of the corner, turns a bit and then drops back, dropping Father Nathan ribs first on the top rope, hanging him up, before the ropes dump him off onto the floor below. Vyper slides out to the floor after him and once more begins stomping on Nathan's rib cage once more, stopping to argue with some of the fans at ringside before running and punting Nathan in the rib cage as he tries to get up.]
Jack Gene - And just as Father Nathan gets things going his way, Vyper is able to cut it off. He seems to be focusing his attack on the ribs of Father Nathan, possibly to try and take the Price of Sin off the table?
Bill Hughes - Well, it is Nathan's only real finishing move, Jack. If Vyper can prevent Nathan from using the Price of Sin, he has a great chance to win.
[Vyper pulls Nathan to his feet and bounces his face off the apron before rolling him into the ring, coming in after him, pulling Nathan to his feet and whipping him into the ropes. As Nathan comes off the ropes and towards Vyper, Vyper catches Nathan and tries for a Belly to Belly Suplex but Nathan blocks the attempt, landing on his feet and then hits Vyper in the gut with a knee, taking him to the mat with a Northern Light Suplex holding the suplex move into a pin. John Law drops down and gets to 2 before Vyper kicks out. Nathan gets to his feet and pulls Vyper to his feet, but Vyper nails Nathan with a low blow before getting to his feet and nailing Father Nathan with a high impact DDT, rolling over into a pin attempt, grabbing the back of Nathan's pants, trying to gain extra leverage, but John Law see the illegal pin and refuses to make the count, causing Vyper to jump up and begin arguing with John Law again.]
Jack Gene - And Nathan trying to get the match back going his way, but Vyper takes another shortcut to try and cut him off, but John Law refuses to count the illegal pin.
Bill Hughes - He's obviously biased! I'll bet Law's a Catholic and is likely bound by some weird religious duty to ensure Nathan wins..
Jack Gene - ... You know Ohio has a very high percentage of Catholics, yes? As does the U.S. and we're now being broadcast all over the country. I'd think about that before you open your mouth and say something stupid.
Bill Hughes - Ha! If they're fans of Father Nathan, they can't do anything to me, because that'd be a sin!
[Jack Gene shakes his head as in the ring, Vyper grabs Father Nathan's legs and trying to lock in the Venomlock but Nathan tries to fight the move but Vyper finally manages to lock the move in, causing Nathan to cry out in pain as Vyper's version of the sharpshooter is locked on, his hands flaying out towards the ropes, trying to reach them and after a long struggle, he finally makes it, causing John Law to call for the break, but Vyper keeps the hold on until the count of 4 before he finally breaks the hold and then turns and begins stomping on Nathan's back until Law steps in and backs Vyper off as Nathan uses the ropes to pull himself up, leaning heavily on the ropes trying to catch his breath.]
Jack Gene - Well, the Champ has been against the ropes a lot tonight. Vyper has been in charge of this match for the majority of the time so far. Father Nathan will need to find a way to turn things around if he plans to retain his title tonight.
Bill Hughes - Well, his luck is about to run out. I can smell it. Vyper is gonna become a 2 time Champion baby!
[Vyper charges forward and nails Father Nathan with a clothesline knocking him over the ropes and out to the floor again. Vyper smirks and basks in the boos of the crowd and then finally comes out to the floor after Nathan and pulling him to his feet and whips Nathan into the ring post, causing him to grimace in pain. Vyper charges and then tries to hit Nathan with a clothesline but Nathan ducks out of the way and Vyper slams into the ringpost shoulder first. Nathan wastes no time in grabbing Vyper's arm and wraps it around the ring post hard, causing Vyper to drop to a knee, holding his right shoulder, gritting his teeth in pain. Nathan picks up Vyper's arm and wraps it around the ringpost again and then comes around, pushing Vyper into the ring, following him in. Nathan then grabs Vyper's right hand and locks it behind him in a hammerlock before picking Vyper up and dropping him to the mat with a backdrop like move while keeping the hammerlock on, causing Vyper to writhe on the mat in pain, holding his shoulder.]
Jack Gene - Well, Vyper's shortcuts have finally come back and bit him. He tried to take Nathan out of the match but Nathan avoided the clothesline and that has led to Vyper injuring his shoulder, which Nathan has focused on to get this match back under control.
Bill Hughes - And if Vyper had done that, you'd be ready to crucify him for it. Nathan isn't acting very priest-like at the moment.
[Father Nathan pulls Vyper to his feet and whips him into the ropes. As Vyper rebounds off the ropes, Nathan tries for a powerful clothesline but Vyper ducks. Vyper hits the ropes and charges back towards Father Nathan and tries for a clothesline but Nathan reverses the hold, spinning him around and takes him to the mat face first and then locks in the crippler crossface move he calls the Sinner's Redemption. Vyper yells out in pain as the pressure on his neck and shoulder increases. John Law drops down to check for the submission as Vyper tries to fight off the hold, trying to turn his body to try and reach the ropes.]
Jack Gene - Sinner's Redemption! Father Nathan counters with the Sinner's Redemption and seems to have caught Vyper completely off guard!
Bill Hughes - No! He has to try for his Price of Sin move! Vyper is prepared and can counter that!!
[Nathan increases the pressure and manages to prevent Scott Vyper from making it to the ropes and as John Law continues to check for a submission, Scott Vyper's free hand comes out, hovering over the mat for nearly a minute before he finally cries out and taps out, causing John Law to call for the bell.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match and still WMW Ace Superior Champion, FATHER NATHAN!!!!
Jack Gene - and Father Nathan manages to defend his title one more time and he adds another big notch to his belt in beating Hall of Famer Scott Vyper! I think if Father Nathan ever loses his belt, he'll be a shoe-in for the GLC division.
Bill Hughes - God Damn It! How does this guy ALWAYS manage to win?!
[Father Nathan receives his title from John Law and holds the title over his head looking up to Heaven again and smiling as he hugs the title close and leaves the ring and walks up the entryway as Vyper get to his feet and rolls out of the ring kicking the steel ring steps, obviously very upset about the loss and storms out of the ringside area, holding his shoulder.]
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Louie Cwik Gets A Reaction From Scott Vyper
Writer: Scott Vyper
[The shot opens up in the back as Scott Vyper and Louie Cwik stand side by side in the lockerroom.]
Louie Cwik - Scott, the loss tonight is a pretty big scratch in the loss column for you. What does this mean for you as you continue your career here in WMW?
Scott Vyper - Listen, you and I can sit here and discuss this victory all we want Cwik... Nathan put up a damn good fight. I can bitch and moan all I want about the loss, but that's not going to do you or me any good now is it? The time for a real champion is now... no more fake 80 rockstars, no more fake preachers and pastors, no more masked retards, now is the time for a true champion. Someone the kids can emulate. Someone adults SHOULD emulate. It may be the lost Ace Superior title right now... but just as jesus turned water to wine... it'll only be a matter of time before I change the ASC... TO G..L..C!
[The scene fades as Scott walks away.]
HH10 Buildup > Jade vs. Ryven
Writer: Jordan[Once again we cut back to the ESN crew.]
Jeff Benedict - Alright, now we move on to one of the most anticipated matches of the night, and definately one that has all kinds of promise. Jade, the gifted young Chinese phenom against Ryven, the cerebral, analytical wrestler. Guys, is there a more even match-up on the card tonight?
Aiden Lynch - Not unless it's Kronin and AWS Man, who is apparently known as Bill. This match between Jade and Ryven isn't going to come down to which one hurts the other the most. Far from it. This one will come down to which one takes advantage of opportunities when they come their way. Jade has proven very good at seizing opportunities, but there is probably not a wrestler on the roster that is more opportunistic than Ryven. He knows how to take advantage of a situation better than just about anyone, and I expect him to make things very, very difficult on Jade tonight. I'm expecting Ryven to take the gold, but only after an absolutely brutal match.
Jeff Benedict - Now Dave, you had the opportunity to interview Jade this week. Tell me, what do you think she'll bring to this match?
Dave Deacon - Jade will bring what Jade always brings, Jeff. A cool, calm, calculating mind and attacks at blinding speed. I predicted this week that this match could be the end of Jade's reign as Shoot Champion, but I certainly didn't put any money down on it. Jade is completely at home in the Lion's Den, and she has the ability to use the entire ring like its a weapon. Ryven will be her toughest opponent to date, and he certainly has what it takes to beat her, the only question is whether or not he can avoid her kicks long enough for Jade to make a mistake.
Jeff Benedict - Both of you seem to think this match depends on Ryven taking advantage of a mistake from Jade, but do you both expect her to make a mistake?
Aiden Lynch - Yeah, I do Jeff. Jade is prone to mistakes in the Den. She doens't make many, but I've watched her tapes over and over again the last few weeks, and she makes a couple of mistakes just about every match. We've seen a couple of wrestlers come just short of taking advantage of them in the past, namely Umbrage, Ryven, and Jordan Keyser. Remember, Keyser had absolutely no MMA experience whatsoever and managed to take her almost two full rounds twice. As much as Jade would like to have us believe she's invincible, she can be beaten. I think Ryven does it tonight.
Jeff Benedict - Alright, guys. Let's get down to the match and see what happens!
[The scene fades.]
Jade vs. Ryven
Writer: AmandaJack Gene - And now folks, it's time to go to the first of our two big main event matches. Jade vs. Ryven to decide the Shoot Title. We used to think there was a lot of mutual respect between these fighters, Bill but this week has proved that wrong. It's been a real war of words with Ryven taking the first shot, making comments to WMW Hall of Famer Umbrage that Jade "Wasn't dedicated enough to the Shoot Title." and that he needed to pick up the slack because of that. Well, Jade certainly didn't take that lying down and fired back with some very sharp, biting remarks on ESN's Deacon's Law, even going so far as to call Ryven a coward, say he's all talk and even implied that he's not pulling his fair share of the workload.
Bill Hughes - Well Jade was totally 100% right! Ryven shows up more or less when he feels like it and expects everything handed to him! Then he has the gall to say that Jade isn't dedicated!? Jade's been fighting a full schedule here, especially as of late and has been building up the Shoot Division as she does her other scheduled events. I hope Jade beats the ever living crap out of Whyyven tonight.
Jack Gene - Wouldn't you hope for that anyways?
Bill Hughes - Pretty much, but Whyven being a douche just gives me extra reason to hate him.
Jack Gene - Well, Ryven has not been seen in the WMW since he ended Valora's career, but even still Jade will have an unusually steep road ahead tonight. She has had a full schedule with the MTL tournament. On top of that, the injury to Hecate and Druscilla at Hardcore Hell has had her at the hospital a lot and just when Hecate was beginning to recover, there was that tragic accident where she was struck by a hit and run driver. Despite her best efforts, Jade has not been her usual, stoic almost Vulcan like self. We have seen glimpses of raw emotion from Jade, once against the Black Friar and now recently when she tore into Ryven. Her weight has dropped down to 145... Bill, how do you think the odds are on Jade winning tonight? What's she gotta do?
Bill Hughes - Well, the odds on these two are close Jack. But if you ask me, to win the match, Jade needs to end this quickly. I don't think she can stand going the full 3 rounds with Ryven. Ryven knows the stress Jade is under and he'll be picking her body apart in there. For Jade to win, she needs to win decisively and quickly. Round 1 if possible, but no later then round 2.
Jack Gene - I think you're right on the money there, partner. The longer this fight goes, the more it will favor Ryven. It should be noted too, that Burn 2010 and this fight especially is being broadcast live throughout China tonight. Jade's countrymen will see her fight live for the first time here in WMW. I think that knowledge has to be weighing heavily on the champ too.
Bill Hughes - Yeah. I really hate to say it, but Whyven definitely seems to be going into this match with all the momentum.
Jack Gene - He sure does there, but now, let's go into the ring and Wayne Inkster to get this thing started!
[The camera switches to Wayne Inkster in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is the first of two main events for Burn 2010 and it is for the WMW Shoot Championship! It is also a Lion's Den match meaning the match will be fought under Mixed Martial Arts rules! There will be 3 5 minute rounds. The only way to win is by knockout, submission or judges decision at the end of round 3. Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio! He stands 6 feet, 3 inches tall and weighs in at 205lbs. He is the Mentalist, RYVEN!!!!
['Grounds for Divorce' by Elbow plays and the crowd erupts into violent boos as Ryven makes his way out and pauses on the entryway, looking at the crowd and sighing, shaking his head, walking to the Lion's Den, ignoring the boos and cups flying in at him as he focuses dead ahead at the Lion's Den, climbing inside and making his way to his corner, waiting for his opponent to make her way out.]
Jack Gene - Well, as we suspected, this crowd still remembers the Ryven vs. Valora match in which Ryven ended Valora's career, and it seems they haven't forgiven him for it yet, either. That Lion's Den cage might be a blessing as it will serve to protect Ryven.
Bill Hughes - Yeah. Personally, I'd like to remove those barricades and let the crowd in on him.
Jack Gene - Bill!
Wayne Inkster - And introducing his opponent. Hailing from Llhasa, Tibet, China. Standing 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighs in tonight at 145lbs. She is the reigning and defending WMW Shoot Champion, she is JADE!!!
[A sound of lightning breaks out and the lights in the arena flash to simulate a lightning bolt. After a few seconds, the Videotron comes to life. On the video tron, Jade's name appears with a Chinese Character in the background. Then a great Easten Jade dragon is shown circling around a landscape, then lightning seems to come down and strike the stage in front of the entryway causing a burst of green, silver and gold pyro have the dragon lunge towards the camera with mouth open as a roar escapes it's mouth, echoing through the arena
After a few moments, Music from the Jade Dragon Concerto (Great Muta Concerto) plays over the PA and Jade seemingly walks through the pyro and flames of the Dragon, walking out in a determined, methodical pace before finally stopping in a fighting stance as her overcoat flutters in the air before displaying a flurry of punches and kicks, ending up with her making a few martial arts movement and clinching her fist as a final burst of pyro goes off behind her. She then narrows her eyes and runs down towards the ring, one foot barely touching the ground before lifting off and moving, her black overcoat fluttering around her Chinese style boots and black hot pants with a silvery white owl symbol on her hip, while her Black halter top bears the Jade Dragon wrapped around her right breast, the WMW Shoot Title around her waist.
Once she reaches the ring, Jade jumps up and lands on the apron in a handstand before vaulting over the ropes and landing in a fighting stance, in one motion taking her overcoat off and tossing it aside as she retakes her fighting stance, eyes locked on her opponent.]
Jack Gene - And here comes the champ. Jade looking really focused and she still looks like she's well.. slightly displeased, I guess would be the polite way to say it...
Bill Hughes - She definitely means business. Last time we saw her get even a bit angry before the Black Friar was against Jordan Keyser and she nearly broke his leg!
[The judges get ready as John Law takes the Shoot title and shows it to the two fighters and then holds it up over his head and then hands the title to Wayne Inkster who leaves before the cage door closes. John Law orders the two fighters to touch gloves and they do, trading words with each other. The bell rings and Ryven smirks, saying something to Jade that prompts her to slap him across the face. Ryven smirks and nods and the two back up a bit, taking a fighting stance. Ryven tries to dart in but Jade catches him with a brutal kick to his knee that sends Ryven back a couple of steps. The two then circle around each other for a few seconds, both scanning the other for an opening and a couple of times, both move in to attack at the same time, only to pause and drawback when they see their foe ready for it.]
Jack Gene - And this match is starting off about like we would expect, both fighters circling around, looking for that opening. War of words aside, both fighters know they can't afford to make a mistake against the other and are showing each other a lot of respect in the ring.
Bill Hughes - Boring! I want some action, man!
[Jade darts in and tries a side kick but Ryven sidesteps it and lands a solid right jab to Jade's face that sends her staggering backwards. Jade recovers and tries to come in again but Ryven throws a couple of right and left combinations, keeping Jade at bay. Jade tries to counter-punch, but Ryven blocks it and tries for a hiptoss but Jade lands on her feet and a immediately plants a solid kick to the back of Ryven's left knee, dropping him to a knee, Jade follows the motion of the kick, spinning around 360 degrees and nails Ryven in back of the head, sending him to the mat bringing a big cheer from the crowd as John Law checks Ryven out.]
Jack Gene - Wow! An amazing move by Jade there! Not only did she block the hiptoss, but in one kick, she dropped Ryven to a knee and followed the motion of her kick all the way through 360 degrees and came back and kicked Ryven in back of the head, amazing!
Bill Hughes - Jade's studied martial arts literally her entire life, Jack! Whyven is in over his head and nearly got his head knocked off there!
[In the ring, Ryven gets up and nods that he's alright before charging right at Jade and catching her offguard, taking her down with a double leg takedown, raining down rights on her furiously, Jade managing to do a good job of defense but more then a few right hands of Ryven find their way through. The beating goes on for about 20 seconds or so until Jade is finally able to maneuver her body and catches Ryven's hand, quickly locking in a Triangle Choke. But she doesn't have it on long or really cinched in before Ryven rolls through, breaking the hold and as both come to their feet they exchange a flurry of blows at each other as the crowd cheers wildly as kick after kick lands on Ryven's body and punch after punch from Ryven lands on Jade, neither fighter giving an inch to the other as they beat the hell out of each other.]
Jack Gene - Well there you go then, Bill! You're getting your action now as Jade and Ryven are just trading blow after blow with each other in the center of the Lion's Den!
Bill Hughes - And even better, it seems like Jade is winning!
[Indeed, it does seem that way as Ryven eventually backs up a few steps, holding his ribs and nodding his head, rethinking his strategy. Jade stands her ground, almost daring Ryven to come in against her and Ryven eventually does just that, moving back up and throwing a few punches, but Jade steps inside the punches and bats them away, wing chung style before landing fist after fist dead center of his solar plexus as she keeps her elbows tucked behind her fists hitting him with both speed and power and sending him staggering backwards. Jade winds up and goes for her big finishing punch after the 10 or 12 shots to the chest but Ryven catches the fist, only to get nailed by another roundhouse from Jade. The crowd lets out another roar as Ryven shakes his head and punches the cage wall in frustration, turning back to face Jade as he paces around. This time Jade gives him no rest and pelts his left knee with another big kick, sending Ryven limping back a bit as he sizes Jade up.]
Jack Gene - Jade is in the zone tonight! No matter what Ryven tries to do, Jade seems to have the answer! She's really got the mentalist of the WMW on the defense at the moment here!
Bill Hughes - Well, I don't think he's all that smart. He deliberately provoked Jade when he of all people has claimed to know just how good she actually is. Now, he's finding out first hand how right he was.
[Ryven charges in and tries for a kick of his own, but Jade raises her leg, blocking the kick with her shin and then, without even putting her foot on the ground, snaps a kick off that nails Ryven in the face. Ryven, stunned by the move momentarily drops his hands and Jade hops back and jumps forward, planting her version of the Super Kick, the Jade Kick, right on Ryven's chin, sending Ryven toppling flat onto his back. John Law comes in to check, pushing Jade back to her corner and then looks to Ryven. Ryven slowly gets to his feet, looking somewhat dazed. Law is in the process of checking him out when the bell for the end of round 1 rings and the fighters are sent to their corners. Jade walking back to hers, looking very confident, Ryven being helped back to his corner, still looking dazed from the near knockout blow.]
Jack Gene - Saved by the bell! Jade caught Ryven in a big mistake on his part and she very nearly knocked him out cold! If I'm Ryven, I'm thinking it's definitely time to change my strategy here, but what strategy do you go to, Bill?
Bill Hughes - What Whyven does best, run and hide. He's got no guts, Jade was dead on and she's going to pick him apart here. She's banged up his ribs and body, his head, and his left knee. Ryven is hurting all over and has had very little offense on Jade.
Jack Gene - Well, you're right there, Ryven is definitely in trouble at the moment as we head into round 2. I think it's obvious that Jade won round 1, which means Ryven really needs to find a way to get the offense going here.
[The bell rings for Round 2 and both Jade and Ryven come out to the middle of the Lion's Den, both fighters assuming a fighting stance and circling around each other again. Jade comes in first, throwing a quick jab at Ryven but Ryven catches the arm and takes Jade down with a hiptoss, immediately rolling over and locking in an arm bar but Jade smartly rolls over onto her side, preventing Ryven from locking the move in fully and the two quickly end up in a ground fighting exhibition, throwing various strikes and blows at each other as they struggle for advantage over the other, which ends with Ryven baiting Jade in and locking in the triangle choke, Jade struggles to get out of the hold but Ryven has it locked in tight and doesn't let go. Jade's movements start to slow as John Law checks for the submission. Finally, in desperation, Jade lashes out with her free hand, hitting a vital nerve cluster/pressure point on Ryven's thigh, causing him to yelp in pain and break the hold. Ryven rolls to his feet and angrily complains to John Law that the nerve strike was illegal and Law seems to agree, warning Jade not to do it again, but does not DQ her as he did not see the exact blow. Jade turns to Law and begins arguing with him as well and Ryven takes advantage, darting in, grabbing Jade and burying three hard punches into Jade's kidneys, bringing a resounding chorus of boos from the crowd. As Jade turns to defend herself. Ryven meets her with a vicious elbow shot that sends Jade toppling to the mat. John Law gets in Ryven's face and warns against the kidney shots but Ryven just nods, backing off and waiting to see if Jade will get up.]
Jack Gene - And wow, what an opening for round 2 fans! Jade and Ryven picking up where they left off but some controversy there as both fighters either used or were accused of using illegal moves. Bill, do you have any information on this? I know the kidney punches by Ryven were illegal, but do we have info on nerve strikes?
Bill Hughes - Well, I think Jade should be able to use any move she wants to beat Whyven, but that's just me. However, I wanna know why Whyven wasn't DQ'd for those blatant kidney shots.
[Jade gets up, a small cut on her face from the elbow shot. Jade wipes her hand on her face and notices the blood and stares at it before narrowing her eyes, dropping back into a fighting stance and telling Ryven to come at her again.]
Jack Gene - And wow folks, Jade is... yes, Jade is bleeding! We've never seen her opened up in a Lion's Den match before, or another other match that I can recall... and she does not look happy.
Bill Hughes - You're forgetting the iconic ladder match between her and AWS Man for the Heartlands title, Jack. But yes, this is only the second time a WMW crowd has seen Jade bleed and she looks like she's about ready to kill Whyven for it.
[Jade continues to stand in place. Ryven stands where he is as well, the two staring each other down as the crowd goes wild. Finally, Ryven shrugs and charges in and the two exchange punches, trying to get through each other's defenses until Ryven plants a knee in Jade's midsection, doubling her over. He hooks Jade's arms and drives knee after knee into her face, after about three knees or so, Ryven jumps into the air and drives the point of his elbow into the back of Jade's head, sending her back to the mat. Rather then waiting for John Law to check on Jade, Ryven rolls Jade over and locks in the arm bar, causing Jade to grit her teeth in pain as she tries to roll over on her side towards Ryven to reduce the pressure on her arm and elbow. Ryven, for his part, tries to keep the hold locked in but eventually is forced to break it, both fighters getting to their feet, Jade lashing out with a couple of quick, sharp kicks to Ryven's left knee, keeping him at bay as both fighters plot out their next moves.]
Jack Gene - Well, so far, round 2 is going well for Ryven. It looks like he's not done in this fight and you have to ask yourself if maybe Jade's hectic schedule as of recent is starting to catch up with her.
Bill Hughes - I'm not ready to desert Jade just yet, Jack. She's still preventing Whyven from finishing the fight and I don't think she's just going to roll over and die for him.
[Ryven comes in and throws a right cross but Jade pivots on her heel, avoiding the blow and nails Ryven with a spinning right handed backfist. Jade tries to follow this up with a kick to the ribs, but Ryven blocks the move and steps inside Jade's reach, pelting her body with a big combination of rights and lefts to the body. Finally, in desperation, Jade fires off a elbow blow to Ryven's face, sending him staggering back a few steps as she back off, holding her ribs. Ryven grins and points to Jade's ribs and tries to come back in, only to be cut off by another two kicks to his left knee. Jade jumps up and tries to connect with a jump spinning back kick, but Ryven ducks under it and as Jade comes down, Ryven nails her with an uppercut that sends her to the mat flat on her back. Ryven raises his hands over his head, sure he's knocked her out and the crowd goes crazy with boos. John Law comes in and checks Jade and Ryven's celebrations are cut off short as Jade struggles to her feet and nods she can continue. Ryven turns around and looks at Jade, an incredulous look on his face.]
Jack Gene - Wow! How did Jade get up from that! That uppercut should have knocked her out cold!
Bill Hughes - I told you man! Jade just refuses to be beaten here! Whyven is realizing that firsthand!
[Ryven rushes in and works Jade's body more, taking advantage of his stunned opponent to get up close and personal as he belts her with no less then 10 punches to her ribcage. Jade tries to fight back and manages to land a few punches to Ryven's body and head as well, but she clearly loses the exchange that continues on for a full minute of the two just standing there trading punches. At the end of it, Ryven nails Jade with a thrust kick that sends her staggering backwards where Jade takes a knee, blood coming from her mouth.]
Jack Gene - Oh my God! John Law needs to end this now! A full minute of the two exchanging punches, and yes, the crowd loved it, they're going wild now, but Jade clearly couldn't defend herself and now she may be bleeding internally!
Bill Hughes - I... I agree with you, Jack. I'd rather have Whyven win then have Jade seriously injured here and it's clear she won't admit defeat or injury so John Law is going to have to do it for her.
[Ryven circles around Jade, pointing out her injury to her and John Law, ordering him to check her. John Law checks her but Jade pushes him away and points at Ryven.]
Jade (Yelling) - Come on you coward!
Ryven (Yelling) - You can barely stand! Admit I beat you!
[Jade shakes her head and mouths the words. "Never." Ryven narrows his eyes and shakes his head but then charges in, only to be caught by surprise as Jade hops and plants a knee in his midsection, followed rapidly as Jade nails Ryven with Valora's double elbow slash, hitting him with one vicious elbow shot and a fraction of a second later, bringing the same elbow back and nailing him on the other side of his face. Ryven stumbles backwards, blood coming from his own face now. Jade roars out and charges forward, leaping up and planting a foot in Ryven's chest, sending him to the mat hard after he slams into the cage wall. John Law backs Jade off and checks out Ryven, who pounds the mat in frustration and gets to his feet. Jade rushes in and tries a Muay Thai style flying Knee but Ryven charges forward and counters the move into a double leg takedown, raining down rights and lefts on Jade's ribs until the bell rings and John Law forces him off Jade.]
Jack Gene - And that's the end of Round 2, and despite some good offense from Jade, I'd have to give this round to Ryven. Thus far, this fight has been everything we expected and more, going to round 3 and you gotta wonder what another decision victory will do to these two fighters.
Bill Hughes - I'd have to think that both fighters would consider a decision a loss. Both have promised that this time there would be a clear winner. That promise is one that neither of these fighters can afford to break, I think.
[WMW Medical trainers are shown tending to the cuts of both fighters as they drink from their water bottles. John Law is over in Jade's corner talking to the medical trainers about the ribs of Jade. When both look to Jade she says emphatically that she is going to keep fighting. John Law sighs and shakes his head and checks his watch, before nodding to the time keeper to start the third round. The trainers leave the Lion's Den and the bell rings as Jade and Ryven walk towards the middle of the Lion's Den, the crowd on their feet cheering for the fight to continue. Ryven and Jade exchange a few words before Ryven tries to nail Jade with a right cross but Jade catches the fist, locking the arm before punching Ryven on the inside of the elbow twice and then turning, taking Ryven to the mat with a Judo style flip/takedown. Jade immediately tries for an ax kick, planting her foot in Ryven's ribs, forcing him to sit up where she then kicks him in the face, sending him back down to the mat. She backs off and takes a fighting stance.]
Jade (Yelling) - Get up!
Jack Gene - How much more can these two do to each other?! I'm amazed either can stand and Jade is yelling for Ryven to get up so she can inflict even more punishment on him!
Bill Hughes - I love it! If you ask me, the reason Jade has had the success in WMW she has is because she has that killer instinct. And her association with Scott Vyper only served to make that vicious killer instinct more pronounced.
[Ryven gets to his feet and shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Jade unleashes a kick that nails Ryven in the ribs, but Ryven catches the kick and drives his elbow into Jade's knee 3 times before dropping down and sweeping Jade's other leg out from under her, keeping a hold of her kicking leg as he flows into a knee lock. Jade grits her teeth and immediately begins firing punches trying to break the hold, kicking with her free leg but Ryven stubbornly keeps the lock on, until he's finally forced to break the hold. Jade works her way to her feet, rubbing her knee, trying to get the blood flowing again as Ryven gets to his feet, smirking towards Jade.]
Jack Gene - Well so far, round 3 is turning into a see-saw battle between the two fighters. Jade started off with the momentum, but Ryven has answered back and now seems to be trying to taking Jade's legs out of the equation.
Bill Hughes - Yeah, but both fighters are running out of time here, Jack. Jade is breathing heavily and the sweat is pouring down her. Ryven's left leg and knee looks like one big bruise and he's also breathing heavily. Both fighters have to be running low on gas.
[Jade limps around the ring, waiting for Ryven to come in. Eventually, Ryven darts in and tries to aim a kick towards her injured knee, yet almost faster then can be seen, Jade blocks the kick attempt with her shin and then snaps a kick, catching Ryven in the face, stunning him for a moment. Jade comes in and slams fist after fist into Ryven's chest, keeping her elbows tucked behind her fists as they slam over and over into his chest, after about 15 strikes, Jade pulls her right hand back and slams it into the chest of Ryven, dropping him to a knee. As Ryven looks up, the last thing he sees is Jade spinning around and her right foot lashing out towards him. The foot connects on the left temple of Ryven and Ryven spins around, making two full revolutions before he lands face first on the mat. John Law bends down to check and calls for the bell, pointing to Jade as the crowd goes nuts. Wayne Inkster steps into the ring as medical trainers rush in to tend to Ryven.]
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, Referee John Law has called a stop to this fight. The winner, by knockout and still WMW Shoot Champion, JADE!!!!
Jack Gene - Amazing! It seems Jade was feigning the knee injury to bait Ryven in! And she hit her patented Tornado Kick, which she calls the Jade Dragon Kick and just like that, Ryven's bid to become WMW Shoot Champion ends in a heartbeat!
Bill Hughes - That was great! she out-thought the so called Mentalist! Now we'll see how long Whyven runs and hides for this time! Man, Jade's countrymen must be going nuts over this big time win!
Jack Gene - Well, let's check it out and see!
[The shot switches to ESN provided images of the large crowds in China, all of whom are on their feet cheering loudly for their national heroine and her big win.]
Bill Hughes - Well, like I said! They're ecstatic! And back here, Jade has once more did exactly what she said she was going to do. She came in here and knocked Ryven the [bleep] out!
Wayne Inkster - Ladies and Gentlemen, Referee John Law has called a stop to this fight. The winner, by knockout and still WMW Shoot Champion, JADE!!!!
Jack Gene - Amazing! It seems Jade was feigning the knee injury to bait Ryven in! And she hit her patented Tornado Kick, which she calls the Jade Dragon Kick and just like that, Ryven's bid to become WMW Shoot Champion ends in a heartbeat!
Bill Hughes - That was great! she out-thought the so called Mentalist! Now we'll see how long Whyven runs and hides for this time! Man, Jade's countrymen must be going nuts over this big time win!
Jack Gene - Well, let's check it out and see!
[The shot switches to ESN provided images of the large crowds in China, all of whom are on their feet cheering loudly for their national heroine and her big win.]
Bill Hughes - Well, like I said! They're ecstatic! And back here, Jade has once more did exactly what she said she was going to do. She came in here and knocked Ryven the [bleep] out!
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[The shot changes to ringside.]
Jack Gene - Coming up next Kronin defends the GLC, his first title defense since winning at Hardcore Hell, against the 5-time Champion AWS Man (also known as Bill).
[Just then, a graphic flashes across the screen.]
Jack Gene - But first, tonight's Burn 2010 supercard has been brought to you commercial free by the FTW Podcast. Listen to Joe, Harrison, Rob and Kevin every Thursday on FTW. Wrestling News... and Wrestling Noes. Check out TheFTWPodcast.com for more information. Let's turn it to the ESN Commentators to get their picks for tonight's match.
[The scene fades.]
HH10 Buildup > Kronin vs. AWS Man
Writer: Jordan[For the final time, we cut back to the ESN crew.]
Jeff Benedict - Wow. Tonight has definately been one for the ages, guys. Before we move on to tonight's main event, I want to welcome to the booth ESN Board of Director's President Jordan Keyser. Jordan, you asked that you be withheld from tonight's card because you wanted to work closely all night with Ben Cash and Brad Johnson to make sure things went off without a hitch. Are you pleased with that decision now?
Jordan Keyser - Thanks, Jeff. Yeah, I really am. They probably didn't need me, because Ben and Brad have had this night planned to perfection, and everything has gone perfectly, but the three of us have been running like mad behind the scenes to make sure that everything went well. We've had five unbelieveable matches already tonight, and this final match promises to be the best of the bunch.
Dave Deacon - I couldn't agree more, Jordan. We've got AWS Man and Kronin, and both of these men have more at stake than ever before.
Jordan Keyser - You're right, Dave. AWS Man is fighting tonight to cement his legacy, and I think that is probably the one thing that is more important to him than anything else. His legacy is AWS Man's "Lilly". He views Kronin as a threat to that legacy, partly because I think he believes that Kronin is the one man on the roster right now that could potentially overshadow him when the history books are written. I can assure you, fighting AWS Man tonight will be like fighting a wild animal.
Aiden Lynch - But Kronin has proven his own ability to fight like that, and by his own admission, he feels like this match could be a turning point in the WMW. I see Kronin coming out tonight trying to kill AWS Man.
Dave Deacon - But Kronin's history against Bill isn't good, Aiden. Kronin's got the size advantage, and probably the strength advantage, but AWS Man has been able to outlast him nearly every time they've fought. Kronin's only hope is that his training regimine has finally gotten him to the point where his body won't give out on him before he has a chance to put AWS Man away. With Kronin lugging around the bulk of his body all night, AWS Man definately has a distinct advantage.
Aiden Lynch - Point taken, Dave. Still, if Kronin can hit his big moves, and hit them with authority, AWS Man could be in for a long night. We still are unsure about the extent of his injuries, because AWS Man and the WMW have been incredibly close-lipped about it. If his head injury is as bad as Dr. Andrews seems to think, and we have no reason to believe otherwise, AWS Man may not be able to take the kind of punishment he's used to taking. Not only that, but if he's in denial about those injuries, that could lead him to take risks that could put him in further danger.
Jeff Benedict - Jordan?
Jordan Keyser - I'm inclined to agree with Dave on this one, although Aiden makes a great argument. Regardless of the outcome, I would say this match will be the best we've seen tonight. That's saying a lot, given the knock-down, drag-out fights we've seen already. If these two can top the match that Jade and Ryven just gave us, these fans will go home extremely satisfied.
Jeff Benedict - Well, there you have it, folks. Jordan, you wanted to say something before we sent this back to Jack and Bill?
Jordan Keyser - Yeah. I want to take the opportunity to thank Brad Johnson, the Superstars of WMW, and all of our loyal fans for giving ESN the chance to put this show together. Everyone, from Brad, Ben and I down to the janitors that keep this place clean, has worked exrtemely hard to make this night possible, and it has been a great one. Our roster has been the one driving factor behind this, though, with these wrestlers here tonight giving everything they've got to put on one hell of a show. Given the reaction from our crowd tonight, these fans have definately appreciated every second of it. So thank you all for letting ESN be a part of this night. I, for one, hope this is the first of many shows our two companies get to present.
Jeff Benedict - Thanks for joining us, Jordan. Ladies and gentlement, let's see what AWS Man and Kronin have in store for us tonight. Back to the guys for tonight's main event!
[The scene fades.]
AWS Man vs. Kronin
Writer: AaronBill Hughes – Hey, hear that? That sound of Morgan Freeman passing gas can only mean one thing: it’s time for our main event.
Jack Gene – Wait, what? Since when is that the signal? I didn’t even hear anything.
Bill Hughes – You wouldn’t. Mr. Freeman is very dignified. But trust me, it happened.
Jack Gene – O…kay. Ignoring my partner’s strange fantasies, it really is about time for the Great Lakes title match. It’s Kronin defending his title against his arch-nemesis AWS Man (also known as Bill) in a ladder match, with both the championship and Lilly on the line.
Bill Hughes – And let’s not forget that if Kronin loses, besides failing Lilly and losing the title, he won’t get another GLC shot for as long as AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds the belt. And without Kronin as a thorn in his side, that could be for a very long time.
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is tonight’s main event: a LADDER MATCH for the Great Lakes championship!
[The crowd pops.]
Wayne Inkster – The winner will be the first combatant to climb the ladder currently set up at ringside and retrieve the briefcase that contains both the Great Lakes title belt and Lilly’s managerial contract. The winner of this match will walk away with both the title and Lilly’s services; and if Kronin loses, he will not receive another title shot as long as AWS Man (also known as Bill) has the belt.
Bill Hughes – Didn’t I just say that? Wayne’s trying to steal my thunder.
Jack Gene – Maybe you should have Morgan Freeman fart on him.
Bill Hughes – Maybe I will!
Wayne Inkster – Introducing first, the challenger… Hailing from Freakville, North Carolina … weighing 236 pounds and standing 6’1” … he is a five-time Great Lakes champion and a WMW Hall of Famer… AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BIIIILLLL)!!!
[“Three Point One Four” by the Bloodhound Gang plays, and the arena instantly fills with boos as the Insane One walks out, accompanied by Lilly in her Princess Leia-esque metal bikini. As always, she is carrying Pen on an embroidered pillow. They pause at the top of the ramp, and a moment later the new Heartlands Champion Boris Drago walks out behind him, drawing even more boos or surprised reactions from the crowd. Boris looks around, expressionless, before following AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Lilly down the ramp, all three passing by the ladder set up at the bottom.]
Jack Gene – Boris Drago?! What the hell is he doing out here?!
Bill Hughes – Clearly AWS Man offered him some type of incentive to be his back-up tonight. You know, in case Kronin and Lilly try any shenanigans. I’m sure AWS Man could hook Boris up with a lifetime supply of Russian porn.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) has a word with the HLC at ringside, while Lilly sullenly takes a seat with Pen in her lap. Boris nods stoically, and the Insane One rolls into the ring and awaits Kronin.]
Wayne Inkster – And his opponent… Currently residing in Chicago, Illinois … standing 6’6” and weighing 270 pounds … he is the reigning Great Lakes champion AND one half of the Midwest Tag League champions … he is KRRROOOONNIIINN!!!
['Sonne' by Rammstein plays over the PA and the crowd explodes into cheers as and Kronin rises up from the entryway, without his Great Lakes title which is already hanging above the ring. Kronin stares at the ground before taking a deep breath and hopping off the platform; he throws a right, left, right combination, jumping into the air a bit as he throws the last punch, with a huge blast of pyro going off behind him. He marches down the ramp, staring dead at AWS Man (also known as Bill). Kronin walks directly underneath the ladder and slides into the ring, causing the Insane One to bail out of the ring as Kronin nears him. AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks back over to Boris and speaks with him again, while Kronin looks with disgust at both of them. He glances over to Lilly, but she averts her eyes and stares down at the floor.]
Bill Hughes – Did you see Lilly just give Kronin the cold shoulder? Ha, I bet she doesn’t even want him to win tonight and force her to go back with him!
Jack Gene – I highly doubt that’s it at all, Bill. I think Lilly’s just humiliated by the outfit AWS Man is making her wear, and ashamed of the fact that he’s undoubtedly going to try to force her to interfere on his behalf.
Bill Hughes – She should be honored to be so lucky. But I think that’s what Boris is there for, anyway. You know, with all the prejudiced smack Kronin was talking about Russians earlier this week, I wouldn’t be surprised if Boris agreed to be AWS Man’s back-up for free tonight. Maybe it was even his idea.
Jack Gene – I didn’t hear any smack being talked…
Bill Hughes – You need to learn to listen harder, then. Kronin hates him some Rooskies.
[Kronin beckons AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ring, and the Insane One cautiously rolls in, keeping his distance from the GLC for now. At ringside, Boris takes an approving look up and down Lilly’s body and smiles. Lilly gives him the stink eye and looks back towards Kronin with hope in her eyes. The bell rings, and Kronin immediately takes off after the Insane One. AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns and starts to head out of the ring again, but suddenly whips around and starts hitting Kronin with right hands. The Great Lakes champion fights back without hesitation, and they go back and forth for several moments until Kronin gets the upper hand. He whips AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ropes, but on the rebound the Insane One slides into a low dropkick to the right knee. With Kronin taken down to one knee, AWS Man (also known as Bill) hops back up and runs into the ropes again, but this time Kronin jumps up as the Insane One charges him and takes him down with a lunging clothesline.]
Jack Gene – Heated exchange to start this match! AWS Man tries some of his usual tricks to try to gain the advantage off the bat, but Kronin was ready for him. AWS Man then went after the knee, but that didn’t work either. Kronin is just too fired up right now.
Bill Hughes – It’s only temporary. Brains will beat brawn every time. And when brains also has Russian brawn standing by in their corner, all the better.
[Kronin straddles AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s chest and holds his opponent’s head up so he can deliver a barrage of right hands to the unprotected side of the Insane One’s head. He picks AWS Man (also known as Bill) up and whips him back into the ropes, but the Insane One reverses. He bends down for a back body drop, but Kronin kicks him in the face and the five-time GLC stumbles backwards. Kronin then charges him for another clothesline, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) ducks and scoops Kronin onto his shoulder for a Drop You On Your Freakin’ Face. Before he can deliver the move, Kronin pushes off of his shoulder and lands behind the Insane One, but is then met with a mule kick to the little former rockers.]
Jack Gene – Oh! Kronin escapes an attempt at AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s knockout move, the Drop You On Your Freakin’ Face, but he couldn’t react fast enough to avoid the low blow that he was in perfect position for. A cheap tactic by AWS Man, but one that’s unfortunately completely legal in this environment.
Bill Hughes – And Kronin asked for this match type, so he only has himself to blame. Apparently he likes getting kicked in the nuts. What a weirdo.
Jack Gene – That’s ridiculous, of course he doesn’t.
Bill Hughes – I’m just sayin’, he asked for it.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns around and begins hammering Kronin with right hands, backing him up into the nearest turnbuckle. After delivering a combination of headbutts and more fists in the corner, the Insane One lifts Kronin up to sit on top of the turnbuckle. He climbs up after him, but before AWS Man can begin setting up for whatever he had him mind, Kronin begins fighting back with right hands of his own. He stands and sticks AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s head between his legs, signaling to the crowd that he’s about to hit the Death by Metal.]
Jack Gene – My God, Kronin’s already going for a top rope Death by Metal! This is the move he tries to finish AWS Man with last time they fought, only it didn’t work out so well for him then! But if he hits it this time, this match is already as good as over!
Bill Hughes – He can’t do that yet! He’s only supposed to go for this when he’s too beaten down to possibly pull it off!
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) struggles to avoid being hit with the move, Boris approaches the turnbuckle near the outside and begins yelling at Kronin. Kronin takes his eyes off of the Insane One for just a moment too long, allowing AWS Man (also known as Bill) to slip out of the standing headscissors and give Kronin another low blow. With Kronin off balance, AWS Man (also known as Bill) now shoves him off the top rope to bounce head-first off the apron and land in a heap in front of the announce table.]
Jack Gene – Oh, damn it, no! It didn’t take long for Boris to get involved in this match, and Kronin just paid the price for getting distracted by the Russian in a big way!
Bill Hughes – That’s what he gets for trying to end AWS Man’s career! What did he really think AWS Man told Boris backstage? “Hey, if you see Kronin about to drive me onto my already concussed head from off the top rope with the same move that ended Druscilla’s career just last month, just stand there and let it happen, OK?” Of course Boris was going to do something!
[Instead of following Kronin outside, AWS Man (also known as Bill) heads to the opposite side of the ring, where the ladder is set up. He heads outside and slowly walks over to the ladder and folds it up. The Insane One turns around and starts to carry it back towards the ring when Boris shouts a warning to him. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pivots just in time to have the ladder clotheslined into his face by Kronin.]
Bill Hughes – How the hell is Kronin already up after that nasty spill to the outside?!
Jack Gene – I have no idea, but he must have snuck around the opposite side of the ring while AWS Man was getting the ladder. Boris saw him coming, but too late to save his … I guess, client?
Bill Hughes – Clearly Kronin is too emotionally damaged by the loss of Lilly to fill feelings anymore, including pain. He shouldn’t even be allowed to wrestle in this condition, so AWS Man should win by default.
[Kronin picks AWS Man (also known as Bill) back up, and after pummeling him with some more right hands, rolls his opponent back into the ring. He slides back in himself and stalks his nemesis as he stumbles back up to his feet. But as Kronin gets close, the Insane One hits him with a sudden chop to the throat, causing Kronin to clutch his windpipe. AWS Man (also known as Bill) paintbrushes Kronin with a hard slap to the face, then whips him into the ropes. Kronin ducks underneath a spinning backhand and bounces off the other side. The Insane One tries to catch him this time by going low with a leg sweep, but Kronin hops over it. He rebounds once more, and this time nails a rising AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a running dropkick that sends the Insane One tumbling head over heels.]
Jack Gene – Running dropkick from the GLC! Kronin may not have moved like a big man when he delivered that move, but I guarantee AWS Man felt all 270 pounds of him.
Bill Hughes - …Fat ass.
[Kronin rolls over to the ladder side of the ring and drops out to the floor. He walks over and retrieves the fallen ladder. As he turns to slide it into the ring, AWS Man (also known as Bill) comes flying over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha, landing almost on Kronin’s head and taking both men down.]
Bill Hughes – Niiice! AWS Man proves he’s just as hard to keep down as Kronin, plus a better athlete and a snappier dresser.
[The Insane One stands and picks Kronin up as well, so he can slam his head into the ring barricade. With Kronin dazed, AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks up the ladder and finally slides it into the ring, with part of the ladder hanging over the apron. Before he can get in himself, Kronin grabs him from behind and whips him into the barricade. He then leads AWS Man (also known as Bill) back towards the ring, but the Insane One shoves him away and Kronin slams face-first into the overhanging ladder. As he stumbles away, AWS Man (also known as Bill) then kicks him in the face with a Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off.]
Jack Gene – Thrust kick by AWS Man! I have to admit, AWS Man is looking very good tonight, especially for someone who’s not even medically cleared to wrestle.
Bill Hughes – That doctor’s a quack, anyway. It’s Kronin who’s in danger, anyway. He’s wrestling with a terminally broken heart.
Jack Gene - …That was extremely cheesy, Bill.
Bill Hughes – I can’t help that I’m a romantic at heart!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) now pushes the ladder the rest of the way into the ring and slides in himself. He walks over to the ladder and picks it up, standing it up directly underneath the hanging briefcase containing the belt and contract. He takes a look down at ringside to see that Kronin is just barely stirring, and begins to climb the ladder.]
Bill Hughes – I think AWS Man’s going to do it right here, Jack! He nearly decapitated Kronin outside the ring, and we’ve already seen how slowly that guy moves when the pressure’s on him! Go, AWS Man, get your belt back!
Jack Gene – He’s going for it, but Kronin isn’t going to give up this easily. I think he’s finally gathered his senses enough to realize that AWS Man is going for the win, and now he’s moving more quickly.
[Lilly looks on in desperation from her ringside seat, not daring to cheer Kronin on in case AWS Man hears. Kronin clambers up onto the apron, and turns to give Boris a look letting him know to stay at bay. From the apron, Kronin climbs up the nearest turnbuckle.]
Bill Hughes – Where does that would-be hippie think he’s going? Has he already forgotten that bad things happen when he heads to the top rope? He just found that out again earlier this match, for crying out retard!
Jack Gene – This could be the fastest way to intercept AWS Man and keep him from pulling down that briefcase.
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) nears the top of the ladder, Kronin propels himself off the top turnbuckle with a flying shoulderblock, hitting the Insane One from the side and knocking him off the ladder. As Kronin hits the mat, the ladder falls over and lands on top of him. Both men lie motionless on the mat for several moments afterwards.]
Jack Gene – And Kronin was successful! He kept AWS Man from getting his hands back on the Great Lakes title, at least for now.
Bill Hughes – If you can call that “successful.” To me, it looked like it took a lot more out of Kronin than it did AWS Man, including getting hit with the ladder after the move, and he was already more hurt to begin with.
[Kronin gets up a little faster, grabbing the ladder and using it for support. As AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns around, Kronin braces himself and swings the ladder like a baseball bat, striking the Insane One full-on in the chest. After he hits the mat, Kronin drives the ladder into his chest again, causing the former GLC to writhe around in pain.]
Jack Gene – Oh, man! Kronin finally has his hands on that ladder, and he is clearly not afraid to use it!
Bill Hughes – And you call me cheesy?
[Kronin sets the ladder up now and takes a glance over at Lilly before beginning to climb it. Boris walks over to the corner where AWS Man (also known as Bill) is laying in pain and shouts something in Russian at him. Though it’s highly doubtful the Insane One speaks the language, he seems to get the gist of it as he staggers to his feet and runs over to the ladder, clipping Kronin in the back of the leg with a clothesline and causing him to fall off the ladder. AWS Man (also known as Bill) collapses again immediately after knocking Kronin off.]
Jack Gene – Whatever AWS Man gave Boris to be in his corner pays off again, as Boris alerted the Insane One to Kronin’s ascent.
Bill Hughes – I still think Boris might just be doing this out of the kindness of his heart. Maybe he and AWS Man really hit it off backstage. You don’t know.
Jack Gene – AWS Man doesn’t hit it off with anyone, unless they for some reason like hearing him talk nonstop about how great he is.
[Kronin is up to his feet again first, but walks over towards AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a noticeable limp. The Insane One sees him coming and scoots away from him on his back, kicking out at Kronin’s right leg. Each kick makes Kronin a little more wobbly, until he’s slowed down enough for AWS Man (also known as Bill) to roll to his feet and soccer kick Kronin in the back of the knee to take the bigger man off of his feet. With Kronin on the mat, the Insane One grabs Kronin by the leg and drags him over to the ladder, where he slams the leg against the side of the steel. He then sticks Kronin’s right leg in between the ladder’s legs and collapses the supports so he can fold the ladder up with Kronin’s leg in the middle. Kronin flops around on the mat and screams in agony as the steel closes like a vice around his leg.]
Jack Gene – Good Lord, AWS Man is being about as brutal as we’ve ever seen him! After knocking Kronin off of the ladder by taking out his leg, he spied a weak point and is now exploiting it to the fullest! If this continues on much longer, Kronin won’t even be able to stand!
Bill Hughes – If it goes on much longer, Kronin’s not even going to have a knee left! I’m telling you, AWS Man isn’t messing around here. He wants his title back, he wants to keep Lilly as his own personal Pen escort, and most importantly, he never wants to have to wrestle Kronin’s caveman-looking ass again. If he can take out Kronin’s leg here, he’ll accomplish all three in one fell swoop.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) unfolds the ladder and takes Kronin’s leg out, just so he can push the ladder over on top of it. Before Kronin can crawl away, he opens the ladder on its side and traps Kronin’s leg in it again. After delivering a few stomps to Kronin’s head to keep him down, the Insane One rolls out of the ring and walks up to Lilly. He orders her out of her chair, which she reluctantly obeys, and picks up the chair, sliding back into the ring with it. He then walks up to the ladder with Kronin’s leg closed inside it, and slams the chair down on top of the steel, drawing new screams of pain from Kronin.]
Jack Gene – This is simply barbaric. And poor Lilly looks on the verge of tears here, as she realizes that both her and Kronin’s careers might end tonight.
Bill Hughes – Oh, that’s just an act. She wants AWS Man to win.
Jack Gene – How can you even say that? Just look at her, Bill!
Bill Hughes – OK then, why’d she give AWS Man her chair if she wants him to lose? Riddle me that.
Jack Gene – Because like it or not, she’s still under contract to him right now, and he could fire her if she didn’t! Not to mention, if AWS Man really wanted to take her chair, I don’t think he’d be above simply throwing her out of it to get it.
[Kronin finally wrenches his leg free from the ladder, but is in too much pain to do anything more than roll away. AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks up at the briefcase and seems to contemplate going after it for a moment, but shakes his head no. Sliding the ladder over to the side of the ring, he climbs out and pulls the ladder out with him. He brings the ladder over to the steel ring steps by the corner where Kronin’s laying, and wedges the ladder between them and the crowd barricade, so that it’s nearly horizontal.]
Jack Gene – Just what in the world is AWS Man doing now? He needs that ladder to win the match, but instead he’s taken it outside the ring!
Bill Hughes – Chillax, Jack. I’m sure AWS Man knows exactly what he’s doing. He’ll win the match as soon as hurting Kronin stops being fun … so we might be here a while, actually.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches into the ring now and pulls Kronin out by his injured right leg. Hopping on his left leg, Kronin tries to fight back with right and left hands, but the Insane One easily ducks back out of his range. He kicks Kronin in the gut and grabs him in position for a knee breaker, bringing Kronin up and slamming him knee-first on top of the ladder. Kronin tries to roll off of the ladder, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds him down and motions Boris over. The big Russian walks over and holds Kronin flat on the ladder as the five-time GLC hops up to the apron, then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Looking back, he motions for Boris to back off, then flies backwards with a moonsault to land on top of Kronin, sandwiching him between the Insane One’s own body and the ladder. Despite their dislike of AWS Man, the crowd erupts into a “Holy Shit” chant.]
Bill Hughes – You hear it from the fans! They're saying, 'Holy [bleep]! Holy [bleep]!'
Jack Gene – Bill, you’re not supposed to chant it! Do you know how unprofessional that makes us look, especially on our big ESN debut?
Bill Hughes – Sorry, I was in the moment. Uh, yeah, it’s over. Kronin put up a good effort, but… Actually, he didn’t even really do that. I think AWS Man psyched him out by having Lilly in his corner before this match even started, and he just couldn’t take the pressure of having so much on the line. AWS Man needs to just go claim his title now and be done with it.
Jack Gene – Sadly, I don’t think there’ll be any stopping him if he decides to do just that.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) rolls off of the ladder, holding his own already injured midsection. After taking several moments to recover, he motions for Boris to help him up, then unceremoniously shoves Kronin’s body off of the ladder. He slides it back into the ring and rolls in after it, then takes his time setting the ladder up beneath the briefcase.]
Jack Gene – AWS Man’s going a big slowly here, but I suppose he probably has all the time he needs. He’s just done too much damage to Kronin here.
Bill Hughes – Yup.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks over at Lilly and points to her, as if to remind everyone that she’s his, and begins climbing. He takes each rung slowly, still pausing to hold his ribs on occasion. As he gets about halfway up, Kronin crawls over to the apron and drags himself up. Boris starts to move towards him, but referee John Law walks over and positions himself between Kronin and the Heartlands Champion. He points at Drago, warning him that he can still be ejected from ringside. Seemingly unable to put any weight on his right leg, Kronin rolls into the ring and pulls himself up again using the ropes. AWS Man (also known as Bill) is nearly to the top of the ladder now, but Kronin lunges with his good leg and tips it over, catching the Insane One completely off guard as he falls and lands throat-first on the top rope. He bounces off and lies motionless on the mat, as does Kronin.]
Bill Hughes – Noooo! How’d he do that without even being able to walk?! And why didn’t Boris warn AWS Man?!
Jack Gene – I imagine he would have, but John Law was standing right there. There may be no disqualifications in this match, but Boris could still be ejected from ringside, or face the consequences if he refused to go.
Bill Hughes – I don’t care. Just for that, AWS Man should only give him [i]half[/i] a lifetime’s supply of Russian porn.
[Kronin once again stands with the help of the ring ropes. He turns around just in time to see AWS Man (also known as Bill) charging him, and instinctively reacts by dropping down and pulling down the bottom rope, which sends the Insane One tumbling out of the ring. He reaches over and pulls the ladder towards him, positioning it along the side of the ring. He then backs up a few steps and runs forward as fast as he can with his limp, dropping down and baseball sliding the ladder into AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s face as he stands. The ladder falls out of the ring as well, and Kronin rolls outside after it.]
Jack Gene – Kronin is finally taking the offensive again in this match. It’s going to be hard to stay on top of AWS Man with all the damage that’s been done to his leg, but he’s got to inflict some punishment of his own on the challenger if he wants to keep him down long enough to climb the ladder.
Bill Hughes – He’s wasting his time. AWS Man’s going to kick that leg out from underneath him any second, and then have his way with Crohn’s Disease again.
Jack Gene – (Sigh) It really disturbs me when you steal AWS Man’s nicknames for people.
[Fighting in the entrance ramp now, Kronin whips AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the barricade on one side, then flings him into the steel across the ramp. He drags the ladder over so that it’s laying lengthsways on the ramp, and puts the Insane One in a standing headscissors with both men standing above the ladder.]
Jack Gene – Kronin’s trying for another Death by Metal, this time on top of the ladder! This is sure to give AWS Man another concussion if he connects!
Bill Hughes – Yeah, but it’s not like he will.
[Before Kronin can execute the move, AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches out and hits Kronin in the leg to make him stumble, then stands up to send Kronin over his head in a back body drop that lands on top of the ladder. Kronin rolls off the ladder, gasping and holding his back in pain as the crowd lets out a collective, “Ohhhhh!”]
Bill Hughes – Told you.
Jack Gene – Maybe so, but eventually you’re going to be wrong and Kronin will connect with a move that aggravates AWS Man’s head injury. I don’t think you’ll be so smug about it, then.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks over towards where Lilly’s standing and yells for her to come over. She puts Pen down on the timekeeper’s table and reluctantly walks over. The Insane One points at where Kronin is still writhing on the ramp.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – You stand right freakin’ here, and don’t let him past you! Hit him in the giblets if you have to.
[Lilly vehemently shakes her head no, and AWS Man (also known as Bill) points up to the briefcase hanging above the ring.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Do it, or as soon as I get your contract, you’re freakin’ fired! Then you’ll have no choice to do porn, just like in all the stereotypes!
[The Insane One leaves Lilly standing there in tears as he picks up the ladder and pushes it into the ring. He slides in and begins to set it up as Kronin slowly pulls himself up using the barricade. He begins to limp towards the ring, but finds Lilly blocking his path. He tries to walk around her, but she moves to remain in his way. She still refuses to look him in the face as she stands in front of him.]
Lilly – (Crying) I’m … I’m sorry, Kronin.
[Kronin sighs and reaches out, lifting her up by the chin so she’s finally looking him in the eye.]
Kronin – Lilly … it’s OK. It’s not your fault.
[Lilly looks as if she’s about to break down, when suddenly Kronin shoves her to the floor, pushing her out of the way just in time as Boris Drago barrels down on them both. Kronin catches Boris in a drop toehold that sends the Russian face-first into the steel ramp. Kronin then limps towards the ring and slides in as AWS Man (also known as Bill) is nearing the top of the ladder.]
Bill Hughes – Did you see Kronin just sucker Lilly in and then shove her to the ground like that?! He’s a monster!
Jack Gene – Oh, come on, Bill, you know he was just pushing her out of the way of Boris! He would have trampled them both without even caring who got in the way!
[Boris is already back up, and he charges towards the ring and grabs Kronin by the leg, trying to drag him back out and ignoring John Law’s commands to let him go. But Drago’s grip does suddenly release as Lilly crawls up behind him and low blows the big Russian, freeing Kronin to lunge and tip over the ladder just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) hands close around the briefcase. The Insane One falls roughly to the mat, landing on top of the ladder that was knocked out from underneath him.]
Jack Gene – Oh, I thought it was over! But even with the help of Boris Drago and even Lilly at first, AWS Man wasn’t able to get the briefcase before Kronin stopped him.
Bill Hughes – Oh, she is so fired once AWS Man gets that case.
[Somehow, Kronin is able to stand with the support of the now folded-up ladder. He waits on AWS Man (also known as Bill) to get up by the ropes and charges him, clotheslining him with the ladder to send the Insane One tumbling over the ropes to the outside.]
Jack Gene – Kronin knocks AWS Man out of the ring! Now is his chance! Can he climb the ladder despite his injured leg?!
Bill Hughes – This isn’t happening.
[Kronin sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, nearly falling over several times as he does so. AWS Man (also known as Bill) sits up in a daze on the outside, busted open from his exposed forehead above his paintball mask where the ladder struck him. Kronin laboriously begins the climb up the ladder, having to pull himself up the rings with his arms since he’s only able to stand on his left leg. By the time he’s halfway up, Boris has gone over and helped the Insane One stand, then rolls him into the ring. AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets up and gives the ladder’s supports a Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off, collapsing the ladder and sending Kronin falling to the mat.]
Jack Gene – And Boris, of course, helps AWS Man out again. God forbid he should have to do things on his own, like Kronin has!
Bill Hughes – Did you not see Lilly cheating her ass of for him earlier, in direct defiance of AWS Man?! And poor AWS Man doesn’t even know the harlot has betrayed him yet!
Jack Gene – She didn’t cheat! She was just canceling out the interference from Boris!
Bill Hughes – Now you’re just arguing semantics, whatever those are.
[As Kronin tries to stand, AWS Man (also known as Bill) rains a barrage of right hands down on him. Kronin continues to stand, absorbing the punishment. As he’s finally almost up, the Insane One turns and runs into the ropes, springboarding off of them with a moonsault that carries him over Kronin’s head, and driving him into the ladder with a reverse DDT. But AWS Man (also known as Bill) lands full on the ladder as well, causing him to roll off in pain and again clutch his ribs.]
Jack Gene – Moonsault into a falling inverted DDT by AWS Man! But I don’t know if he didn’t see the ladder there or just didn’t care, because that had to have done as much damage to him as it did to Kronin.
Bill Hughes – At this point, I’d say AWS Man’s ahead of the game when it comes to who’s taken more punishment anyway, so he’s probably willing to sacrifice himself if he’s going to bring Kronin that much close to his breaking point.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) slowly rises and sets up the ladder once again. As he begins to climb, Kronin slowly gets up in the corner. Lilly walks over and hands him a chair through the ropes, causing Kronin’s eyes to light up.]
Bill Hughes – She’s at it again! But last time Lilly handed him a weapon, things didn’t go so well for Kronin…
Jack Gene – I get the feeling this time’s going to be different, Bill.
[Kronin limps up behind AWS Man (also known as Bill) and slams him in the back with the chair, knocking him off the ladder. Kronin then shoves the ladder over on top of him as the crowd goes crazy. On the outside, Boris scowls and begins to stalk towards Lilly, who backpedals and flees around the ring. John Law gets in his way and tries to stop Boris, telling him he’s ejected from the match, but Boris lays him out with a punch.]
Jack Gene – My God! Boris just decked our senior official! He’ll have to pay some steep fines for that…
Bill Hughes – Why? Lilly started it! She may have just cost AWS Man the match, so why wasn’t she getting ejected?! It’s sexism!
[Boris spits on the ground and storms up the ramp, ignoring the fans’ boos as he exits the ringside area after all. Meanwhile in the ring, smiling through his pain, Kronin pushes the ladder off of AWS Man (also known as Bill) and lifts him up. Standing above the ladder, he throws the Insane One’s arm over his shoulder and lifts him into the air, holding him in a stalling vertical suplex even as blood drips off of AWS Man’s face onto Kronin’s.]
Jack Gene – Kronin’s got him up for the Metal Meltdown, onto the ladder! This could very well end it!
Bill Hughes – No! Not this way, damn it!
[As Kronin throws AWS Man (also known as Bill) down with the variation of the Hellevator, the five-time GLC hooks him by the head and drives Kronin’s face into the ladder with a spiked DDT.]
Bill Hughes – A counter! Yes! A counter to end all [bleep]ing counters!
Jack Gene – I really hope ESN isn’t concerned with impartiality in its commentators…
Bill Hughes – My nuts are impartial.
Jack Gene - …
Bill Hughes - …What? I’m introducing a new line of Hughes Family Nuts to complement my peaches. They’re also going to be [bleep]ing delicious.
[Despite the pain from his back colliding with the ladder, AWS Man (also known as Bill) stands and rolls Kronin back onto the ladder. He staggers over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up, then takes a moment to wipe the blood out of his eyes and stare down at Kronin’s body with hatred before leaping off and delivering the Win the Freakin’ Matchifier (shooting star press) onto the GLC’s body, once again sandwiching him into the ladder. Kronin groans and rolls off, coughing up red flecks.]
Bill Hughes – Welp, Kronin’s bleeding internally again. Somebody just give AWS Man the title before he really kills the stubborn bastard this time.
Jack Gene – Only AWS Man can get himself that title, and he’s still got to climb a ladder to do it.
[The Insane One crawls over and pushes Kronin towards the corner of the ring. Despite the pain in his ribs, he slowly sets the ladder up and begins to climb it once again. Lilly screams for Kronin to get up, but he continues to lay there in a daze. He finally begins to move just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches the top of the ladder. Kronin manages to crawl over to the base of the ladder as the Insane One reaches up for the briefcase … but it’s too late. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pulls the briefcase off the hook and clutches it in his arms.]
Bill Hughes – Yes! Yes! YES! Hahaha, he did it, bitches! Say goodbye to Kronin’s title shots!
Jack Gene – Hold on a second, Bill… I don’t think this counts.
Bill Hughes – And why the [bleep] wouldn’t it?
Jack Gene – Because there’s no referee! There’s no one to recognize the victory or call for the bell, because AWS Man’s hired goon punched John Law out a few minutes ago!
Bill Hughes – Oh … right. Well, get another ref out here! How hard can it be to see that a guy has a briefcase and call for a bell?!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises the case in victory, still not aware that he hasn’t technically won yet. Meanwhile, Kronin slowly climbs the other side of the ladder, nearing the top while escaping the Insane One’s notice. Just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) begins to look around and wonder why his music isn’t playing, Kronin reaches up and slams his head, forehead-first, into the top of the ladder. The Insane One loses his grip on the briefcase, which falls to the mat. Kronin then pulls himself farther up the ladder, to straddle the very top, and positions AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s head between his legs.]
Jack Gene – Good Lord, no… Don’t do this, Kronin. Even if it is AWS Man, don’t do it!
Bill Hughes – What he said! Especially if it’s AWS Man!
[As the crowd goes nuts, Kronin flips off the top of the ladder with a Death by Metal, driving AWS Man (also known as Bill) headfirst into the mat far below. The Insane One bounces a good couple feet off the mat and hits it again, laying there without moving. Kronin is motionless for a long while as well, but finally he uses the last of his energy to drag himself over to the briefcase and pull it into his arms. As Lilly excitedly helps John Law up and points at Kronin in the ring, he weakly nods and signals for the bell. “Sonne” begins to play as Lilly slides into the ring and throws her arms around Kronin’s nearly unconscious body.]
Wayne Inkster – Your winner, and STILL Great Lakes champion, as well as the NEW holder of Lilly’s managerial contract … KRRROOOONNNIIIINNNN!!!
[Lilly and John Law help Kronin up and support him between them as he holds up the briefcase in victory. Law then takes the case from him and opens it, taking out the Great Lakes title and fastening it around Kronin’s waist.]
Bill Hughes – NOOOO! This is all that sneaky Cossack’s fault! He took AWS Man’s generous gifts of porn and probably vodka, and screwed him over royally!
Jack Gene – I guess good help really is hard to find these days.
Bill Hughes – You think this is funny, don’t you? Don’t you?! You self-righteous prick!
Jack Gene – Calm down, Bill, it’s not like anybody died.
Bill Hughes – We don’t know that yet! Look at AWS Man, he still hasn’t moved a muscle!
Jack Gene – Well … you’re right about that, actually. I’d forgotten about AWS Man in the excitement of the moment, but the way he landed on his head was just sick. And with the previous concussions he’s had, and the fact he wasn’t even medically cleared to wrestle … well, this isn’t good.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, damn right it’s not!
[As Kronin and Lilly leave the ring, they glance back with surprise as several paramedics come rushing by them with a stretcher. The meds slide into the ring and check on AWS Man, checking carefully for a pulse. They slowly fit a neckbrace around him and ease him onto the stretcher as the crowd quiets down, realizing something’s wrong.]
Bill Hughes – I don’t care what you’ll say to defend it, Jack. Kronin took it too far this time, just like he did with Druscilla. For the second time in as many months, I think he’s just ended the career of a multi-time Great Lakes champion.
Jack Gene – I actually agree, Bill. If you’re recall, I didn’t want Kronin to do the move either! But you still can’t put all the blame on Kronin for this. He was fighting for the career of Lilly, who would surely have been fired if he lost this match after the way she defied AWS Man and helped him. I don’t condone what Kronin did, but some of the blame has to be put on AWS Man for helping things get this far in the first place.
Bill Hughes – Nope, AWS Man’s a hero. He put his health on the line just to entertain our fans, who don’t even like him. Kronin had better hope he hasn’t just ended the career of such a brave, selfless man.
[Kronin and Lilly watch from the top of the ramp as the paramedics finally ease the stretcher out of the ring and put the legs up, wheeling it up the ramp. Kronin seems to have mixed emotions as he watches it go by them, while Lilly mainly just still appears relieved. With the stretcher gone, Kronin raises his title one more time to get another pop from the crowd before heading to the back.]
Jack Gene – And on that bittersweet note, we’re forced to close out what’s truly been a memorable show. For all those watching around the world on ESN, we thank you so much for joining us. See you at Graveyard Shift 131, where the Revolution defend their tag titles against the Inquisition!
Bill Hughes – If AWS Man isn’t better by then, I probably won’t be coming in to work.
Jack Gene – Oh, yes you will. Good night!
Jack Gene – Wait, what? Since when is that the signal? I didn’t even hear anything.
Bill Hughes – You wouldn’t. Mr. Freeman is very dignified. But trust me, it happened.
Jack Gene – O…kay. Ignoring my partner’s strange fantasies, it really is about time for the Great Lakes title match. It’s Kronin defending his title against his arch-nemesis AWS Man (also known as Bill) in a ladder match, with both the championship and Lilly on the line.
Bill Hughes – And let’s not forget that if Kronin loses, besides failing Lilly and losing the title, he won’t get another GLC shot for as long as AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds the belt. And without Kronin as a thorn in his side, that could be for a very long time.
[Wayne Inkster is in the ring.]
Wayne Inkster – The following contest is tonight’s main event: a LADDER MATCH for the Great Lakes championship!
[The crowd pops.]
Wayne Inkster – The winner will be the first combatant to climb the ladder currently set up at ringside and retrieve the briefcase that contains both the Great Lakes title belt and Lilly’s managerial contract. The winner of this match will walk away with both the title and Lilly’s services; and if Kronin loses, he will not receive another title shot as long as AWS Man (also known as Bill) has the belt.
Bill Hughes – Didn’t I just say that? Wayne’s trying to steal my thunder.
Jack Gene – Maybe you should have Morgan Freeman fart on him.
Bill Hughes – Maybe I will!
Wayne Inkster – Introducing first, the challenger… Hailing from Freakville, North Carolina … weighing 236 pounds and standing 6’1” … he is a five-time Great Lakes champion and a WMW Hall of Famer… AWS MAN (ALSO KNOWN AS BIIIILLLL)!!!
[“Three Point One Four” by the Bloodhound Gang plays, and the arena instantly fills with boos as the Insane One walks out, accompanied by Lilly in her Princess Leia-esque metal bikini. As always, she is carrying Pen on an embroidered pillow. They pause at the top of the ramp, and a moment later the new Heartlands Champion Boris Drago walks out behind him, drawing even more boos or surprised reactions from the crowd. Boris looks around, expressionless, before following AWS Man (also known as Bill) and Lilly down the ramp, all three passing by the ladder set up at the bottom.]
Jack Gene – Boris Drago?! What the hell is he doing out here?!
Bill Hughes – Clearly AWS Man offered him some type of incentive to be his back-up tonight. You know, in case Kronin and Lilly try any shenanigans. I’m sure AWS Man could hook Boris up with a lifetime supply of Russian porn.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) has a word with the HLC at ringside, while Lilly sullenly takes a seat with Pen in her lap. Boris nods stoically, and the Insane One rolls into the ring and awaits Kronin.]
Wayne Inkster – And his opponent… Currently residing in Chicago, Illinois … standing 6’6” and weighing 270 pounds … he is the reigning Great Lakes champion AND one half of the Midwest Tag League champions … he is KRRROOOONNIIINN!!!
['Sonne' by Rammstein plays over the PA and the crowd explodes into cheers as and Kronin rises up from the entryway, without his Great Lakes title which is already hanging above the ring. Kronin stares at the ground before taking a deep breath and hopping off the platform; he throws a right, left, right combination, jumping into the air a bit as he throws the last punch, with a huge blast of pyro going off behind him. He marches down the ramp, staring dead at AWS Man (also known as Bill). Kronin walks directly underneath the ladder and slides into the ring, causing the Insane One to bail out of the ring as Kronin nears him. AWS Man (also known as Bill) walks back over to Boris and speaks with him again, while Kronin looks with disgust at both of them. He glances over to Lilly, but she averts her eyes and stares down at the floor.]
Bill Hughes – Did you see Lilly just give Kronin the cold shoulder? Ha, I bet she doesn’t even want him to win tonight and force her to go back with him!
Jack Gene – I highly doubt that’s it at all, Bill. I think Lilly’s just humiliated by the outfit AWS Man is making her wear, and ashamed of the fact that he’s undoubtedly going to try to force her to interfere on his behalf.
Bill Hughes – She should be honored to be so lucky. But I think that’s what Boris is there for, anyway. You know, with all the prejudiced smack Kronin was talking about Russians earlier this week, I wouldn’t be surprised if Boris agreed to be AWS Man’s back-up for free tonight. Maybe it was even his idea.
Jack Gene – I didn’t hear any smack being talked…
Bill Hughes – You need to learn to listen harder, then. Kronin hates him some Rooskies.
[Kronin beckons AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ring, and the Insane One cautiously rolls in, keeping his distance from the GLC for now. At ringside, Boris takes an approving look up and down Lilly’s body and smiles. Lilly gives him the stink eye and looks back towards Kronin with hope in her eyes. The bell rings, and Kronin immediately takes off after the Insane One. AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns and starts to head out of the ring again, but suddenly whips around and starts hitting Kronin with right hands. The Great Lakes champion fights back without hesitation, and they go back and forth for several moments until Kronin gets the upper hand. He whips AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the ropes, but on the rebound the Insane One slides into a low dropkick to the right knee. With Kronin taken down to one knee, AWS Man (also known as Bill) hops back up and runs into the ropes again, but this time Kronin jumps up as the Insane One charges him and takes him down with a lunging clothesline.]
Jack Gene – Heated exchange to start this match! AWS Man tries some of his usual tricks to try to gain the advantage off the bat, but Kronin was ready for him. AWS Man then went after the knee, but that didn’t work either. Kronin is just too fired up right now.
Bill Hughes – It’s only temporary. Brains will beat brawn every time. And when brains also has Russian brawn standing by in their corner, all the better.
[Kronin straddles AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s chest and holds his opponent’s head up so he can deliver a barrage of right hands to the unprotected side of the Insane One’s head. He picks AWS Man (also known as Bill) up and whips him back into the ropes, but the Insane One reverses. He bends down for a back body drop, but Kronin kicks him in the face and the five-time GLC stumbles backwards. Kronin then charges him for another clothesline, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) ducks and scoops Kronin onto his shoulder for a Drop You On Your Freakin’ Face. Before he can deliver the move, Kronin pushes off of his shoulder and lands behind the Insane One, but is then met with a mule kick to the little former rockers.]
Jack Gene – Oh! Kronin escapes an attempt at AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s knockout move, the Drop You On Your Freakin’ Face, but he couldn’t react fast enough to avoid the low blow that he was in perfect position for. A cheap tactic by AWS Man, but one that’s unfortunately completely legal in this environment.
Bill Hughes – And Kronin asked for this match type, so he only has himself to blame. Apparently he likes getting kicked in the nuts. What a weirdo.
Jack Gene – That’s ridiculous, of course he doesn’t.
Bill Hughes – I’m just sayin’, he asked for it.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns around and begins hammering Kronin with right hands, backing him up into the nearest turnbuckle. After delivering a combination of headbutts and more fists in the corner, the Insane One lifts Kronin up to sit on top of the turnbuckle. He climbs up after him, but before AWS Man can begin setting up for whatever he had him mind, Kronin begins fighting back with right hands of his own. He stands and sticks AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s head between his legs, signaling to the crowd that he’s about to hit the Death by Metal.]
Jack Gene – My God, Kronin’s already going for a top rope Death by Metal! This is the move he tries to finish AWS Man with last time they fought, only it didn’t work out so well for him then! But if he hits it this time, this match is already as good as over!
Bill Hughes – He can’t do that yet! He’s only supposed to go for this when he’s too beaten down to possibly pull it off!
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) struggles to avoid being hit with the move, Boris approaches the turnbuckle near the outside and begins yelling at Kronin. Kronin takes his eyes off of the Insane One for just a moment too long, allowing AWS Man (also known as Bill) to slip out of the standing headscissors and give Kronin another low blow. With Kronin off balance, AWS Man (also known as Bill) now shoves him off the top rope to bounce head-first off the apron and land in a heap in front of the announce table.]
Jack Gene – Oh, damn it, no! It didn’t take long for Boris to get involved in this match, and Kronin just paid the price for getting distracted by the Russian in a big way!
Bill Hughes – That’s what he gets for trying to end AWS Man’s career! What did he really think AWS Man told Boris backstage? “Hey, if you see Kronin about to drive me onto my already concussed head from off the top rope with the same move that ended Druscilla’s career just last month, just stand there and let it happen, OK?” Of course Boris was going to do something!
[Instead of following Kronin outside, AWS Man (also known as Bill) heads to the opposite side of the ring, where the ladder is set up. He heads outside and slowly walks over to the ladder and folds it up. The Insane One turns around and starts to carry it back towards the ring when Boris shouts a warning to him. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pivots just in time to have the ladder clotheslined into his face by Kronin.]
Bill Hughes – How the hell is Kronin already up after that nasty spill to the outside?!
Jack Gene – I have no idea, but he must have snuck around the opposite side of the ring while AWS Man was getting the ladder. Boris saw him coming, but too late to save his … I guess, client?
Bill Hughes – Clearly Kronin is too emotionally damaged by the loss of Lilly to fill feelings anymore, including pain. He shouldn’t even be allowed to wrestle in this condition, so AWS Man should win by default.
[Kronin picks AWS Man (also known as Bill) back up, and after pummeling him with some more right hands, rolls his opponent back into the ring. He slides back in himself and stalks his nemesis as he stumbles back up to his feet. But as Kronin gets close, the Insane One hits him with a sudden chop to the throat, causing Kronin to clutch his windpipe. AWS Man (also known as Bill) paintbrushes Kronin with a hard slap to the face, then whips him into the ropes. Kronin ducks underneath a spinning backhand and bounces off the other side. The Insane One tries to catch him this time by going low with a leg sweep, but Kronin hops over it. He rebounds once more, and this time nails a rising AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a running dropkick that sends the Insane One tumbling head over heels.]
Jack Gene – Running dropkick from the GLC! Kronin may not have moved like a big man when he delivered that move, but I guarantee AWS Man felt all 270 pounds of him.
Bill Hughes - …Fat ass.
[Kronin rolls over to the ladder side of the ring and drops out to the floor. He walks over and retrieves the fallen ladder. As he turns to slide it into the ring, AWS Man (also known as Bill) comes flying over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha, landing almost on Kronin’s head and taking both men down.]
Bill Hughes – Niiice! AWS Man proves he’s just as hard to keep down as Kronin, plus a better athlete and a snappier dresser.
[The Insane One stands and picks Kronin up as well, so he can slam his head into the ring barricade. With Kronin dazed, AWS Man (also known as Bill) picks up the ladder and finally slides it into the ring, with part of the ladder hanging over the apron. Before he can get in himself, Kronin grabs him from behind and whips him into the barricade. He then leads AWS Man (also known as Bill) back towards the ring, but the Insane One shoves him away and Kronin slams face-first into the overhanging ladder. As he stumbles away, AWS Man (also known as Bill) then kicks him in the face with a Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off.]
Jack Gene – Thrust kick by AWS Man! I have to admit, AWS Man is looking very good tonight, especially for someone who’s not even medically cleared to wrestle.
Bill Hughes – That doctor’s a quack, anyway. It’s Kronin who’s in danger, anyway. He’s wrestling with a terminally broken heart.
Jack Gene - …That was extremely cheesy, Bill.
Bill Hughes – I can’t help that I’m a romantic at heart!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) now pushes the ladder the rest of the way into the ring and slides in himself. He walks over to the ladder and picks it up, standing it up directly underneath the hanging briefcase containing the belt and contract. He takes a look down at ringside to see that Kronin is just barely stirring, and begins to climb the ladder.]
Bill Hughes – I think AWS Man’s going to do it right here, Jack! He nearly decapitated Kronin outside the ring, and we’ve already seen how slowly that guy moves when the pressure’s on him! Go, AWS Man, get your belt back!
Jack Gene – He’s going for it, but Kronin isn’t going to give up this easily. I think he’s finally gathered his senses enough to realize that AWS Man is going for the win, and now he’s moving more quickly.
[Lilly looks on in desperation from her ringside seat, not daring to cheer Kronin on in case AWS Man hears. Kronin clambers up onto the apron, and turns to give Boris a look letting him know to stay at bay. From the apron, Kronin climbs up the nearest turnbuckle.]
Bill Hughes – Where does that would-be hippie think he’s going? Has he already forgotten that bad things happen when he heads to the top rope? He just found that out again earlier this match, for crying out retard!
Jack Gene – This could be the fastest way to intercept AWS Man and keep him from pulling down that briefcase.
[As AWS Man (also known as Bill) nears the top of the ladder, Kronin propels himself off the top turnbuckle with a flying shoulderblock, hitting the Insane One from the side and knocking him off the ladder. As Kronin hits the mat, the ladder falls over and lands on top of him. Both men lie motionless on the mat for several moments afterwards.]
Jack Gene – And Kronin was successful! He kept AWS Man from getting his hands back on the Great Lakes title, at least for now.
Bill Hughes – If you can call that “successful.” To me, it looked like it took a lot more out of Kronin than it did AWS Man, including getting hit with the ladder after the move, and he was already more hurt to begin with.
[Kronin gets up a little faster, grabbing the ladder and using it for support. As AWS Man (also known as Bill) turns around, Kronin braces himself and swings the ladder like a baseball bat, striking the Insane One full-on in the chest. After he hits the mat, Kronin drives the ladder into his chest again, causing the former GLC to writhe around in pain.]
Jack Gene – Oh, man! Kronin finally has his hands on that ladder, and he is clearly not afraid to use it!
Bill Hughes – And you call me cheesy?
[Kronin sets the ladder up now and takes a glance over at Lilly before beginning to climb it. Boris walks over to the corner where AWS Man (also known as Bill) is laying in pain and shouts something in Russian at him. Though it’s highly doubtful the Insane One speaks the language, he seems to get the gist of it as he staggers to his feet and runs over to the ladder, clipping Kronin in the back of the leg with a clothesline and causing him to fall off the ladder. AWS Man (also known as Bill) collapses again immediately after knocking Kronin off.]
Jack Gene – Whatever AWS Man gave Boris to be in his corner pays off again, as Boris alerted the Insane One to Kronin’s ascent.
Bill Hughes – I still think Boris might just be doing this out of the kindness of his heart. Maybe he and AWS Man really hit it off backstage. You don’t know.
Jack Gene – AWS Man doesn’t hit it off with anyone, unless they for some reason like hearing him talk nonstop about how great he is.
[Kronin is up to his feet again first, but walks over towards AWS Man (also known as Bill) with a noticeable limp. The Insane One sees him coming and scoots away from him on his back, kicking out at Kronin’s right leg. Each kick makes Kronin a little more wobbly, until he’s slowed down enough for AWS Man (also known as Bill) to roll to his feet and soccer kick Kronin in the back of the knee to take the bigger man off of his feet. With Kronin on the mat, the Insane One grabs Kronin by the leg and drags him over to the ladder, where he slams the leg against the side of the steel. He then sticks Kronin’s right leg in between the ladder’s legs and collapses the supports so he can fold the ladder up with Kronin’s leg in the middle. Kronin flops around on the mat and screams in agony as the steel closes like a vice around his leg.]
Jack Gene – Good Lord, AWS Man is being about as brutal as we’ve ever seen him! After knocking Kronin off of the ladder by taking out his leg, he spied a weak point and is now exploiting it to the fullest! If this continues on much longer, Kronin won’t even be able to stand!
Bill Hughes – If it goes on much longer, Kronin’s not even going to have a knee left! I’m telling you, AWS Man isn’t messing around here. He wants his title back, he wants to keep Lilly as his own personal Pen escort, and most importantly, he never wants to have to wrestle Kronin’s caveman-looking ass again. If he can take out Kronin’s leg here, he’ll accomplish all three in one fell swoop.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) unfolds the ladder and takes Kronin’s leg out, just so he can push the ladder over on top of it. Before Kronin can crawl away, he opens the ladder on its side and traps Kronin’s leg in it again. After delivering a few stomps to Kronin’s head to keep him down, the Insane One rolls out of the ring and walks up to Lilly. He orders her out of her chair, which she reluctantly obeys, and picks up the chair, sliding back into the ring with it. He then walks up to the ladder with Kronin’s leg closed inside it, and slams the chair down on top of the steel, drawing new screams of pain from Kronin.]
Jack Gene – This is simply barbaric. And poor Lilly looks on the verge of tears here, as she realizes that both her and Kronin’s careers might end tonight.
Bill Hughes – Oh, that’s just an act. She wants AWS Man to win.
Jack Gene – How can you even say that? Just look at her, Bill!
Bill Hughes – OK then, why’d she give AWS Man her chair if she wants him to lose? Riddle me that.
Jack Gene – Because like it or not, she’s still under contract to him right now, and he could fire her if she didn’t! Not to mention, if AWS Man really wanted to take her chair, I don’t think he’d be above simply throwing her out of it to get it.
[Kronin finally wrenches his leg free from the ladder, but is in too much pain to do anything more than roll away. AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks up at the briefcase and seems to contemplate going after it for a moment, but shakes his head no. Sliding the ladder over to the side of the ring, he climbs out and pulls the ladder out with him. He brings the ladder over to the steel ring steps by the corner where Kronin’s laying, and wedges the ladder between them and the crowd barricade, so that it’s nearly horizontal.]
Jack Gene – Just what in the world is AWS Man doing now? He needs that ladder to win the match, but instead he’s taken it outside the ring!
Bill Hughes – Chillax, Jack. I’m sure AWS Man knows exactly what he’s doing. He’ll win the match as soon as hurting Kronin stops being fun … so we might be here a while, actually.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches into the ring now and pulls Kronin out by his injured right leg. Hopping on his left leg, Kronin tries to fight back with right and left hands, but the Insane One easily ducks back out of his range. He kicks Kronin in the gut and grabs him in position for a knee breaker, bringing Kronin up and slamming him knee-first on top of the ladder. Kronin tries to roll off of the ladder, but AWS Man (also known as Bill) holds him down and motions Boris over. The big Russian walks over and holds Kronin flat on the ladder as the five-time GLC hops up to the apron, then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Looking back, he motions for Boris to back off, then flies backwards with a moonsault to land on top of Kronin, sandwiching him between the Insane One’s own body and the ladder. Despite their dislike of AWS Man, the crowd erupts into a “Holy Shit” chant.]
Bill Hughes – You hear it from the fans! They're saying, 'Holy [bleep]! Holy [bleep]!'
Jack Gene – Bill, you’re not supposed to chant it! Do you know how unprofessional that makes us look, especially on our big ESN debut?
Bill Hughes – Sorry, I was in the moment. Uh, yeah, it’s over. Kronin put up a good effort, but… Actually, he didn’t even really do that. I think AWS Man psyched him out by having Lilly in his corner before this match even started, and he just couldn’t take the pressure of having so much on the line. AWS Man needs to just go claim his title now and be done with it.
Jack Gene – Sadly, I don’t think there’ll be any stopping him if he decides to do just that.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) rolls off of the ladder, holding his own already injured midsection. After taking several moments to recover, he motions for Boris to help him up, then unceremoniously shoves Kronin’s body off of the ladder. He slides it back into the ring and rolls in after it, then takes his time setting the ladder up beneath the briefcase.]
Jack Gene – AWS Man’s going a big slowly here, but I suppose he probably has all the time he needs. He’s just done too much damage to Kronin here.
Bill Hughes – Yup.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks over at Lilly and points to her, as if to remind everyone that she’s his, and begins climbing. He takes each rung slowly, still pausing to hold his ribs on occasion. As he gets about halfway up, Kronin crawls over to the apron and drags himself up. Boris starts to move towards him, but referee John Law walks over and positions himself between Kronin and the Heartlands Champion. He points at Drago, warning him that he can still be ejected from ringside. Seemingly unable to put any weight on his right leg, Kronin rolls into the ring and pulls himself up again using the ropes. AWS Man (also known as Bill) is nearly to the top of the ladder now, but Kronin lunges with his good leg and tips it over, catching the Insane One completely off guard as he falls and lands throat-first on the top rope. He bounces off and lies motionless on the mat, as does Kronin.]
Bill Hughes – Noooo! How’d he do that without even being able to walk?! And why didn’t Boris warn AWS Man?!
Jack Gene – I imagine he would have, but John Law was standing right there. There may be no disqualifications in this match, but Boris could still be ejected from ringside, or face the consequences if he refused to go.
Bill Hughes – I don’t care. Just for that, AWS Man should only give him [i]half[/i] a lifetime’s supply of Russian porn.
[Kronin once again stands with the help of the ring ropes. He turns around just in time to see AWS Man (also known as Bill) charging him, and instinctively reacts by dropping down and pulling down the bottom rope, which sends the Insane One tumbling out of the ring. He reaches over and pulls the ladder towards him, positioning it along the side of the ring. He then backs up a few steps and runs forward as fast as he can with his limp, dropping down and baseball sliding the ladder into AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s face as he stands. The ladder falls out of the ring as well, and Kronin rolls outside after it.]
Jack Gene – Kronin is finally taking the offensive again in this match. It’s going to be hard to stay on top of AWS Man with all the damage that’s been done to his leg, but he’s got to inflict some punishment of his own on the challenger if he wants to keep him down long enough to climb the ladder.
Bill Hughes – He’s wasting his time. AWS Man’s going to kick that leg out from underneath him any second, and then have his way with Crohn’s Disease again.
Jack Gene – (Sigh) It really disturbs me when you steal AWS Man’s nicknames for people.
[Fighting in the entrance ramp now, Kronin whips AWS Man (also known as Bill) into the barricade on one side, then flings him into the steel across the ramp. He drags the ladder over so that it’s laying lengthsways on the ramp, and puts the Insane One in a standing headscissors with both men standing above the ladder.]
Jack Gene – Kronin’s trying for another Death by Metal, this time on top of the ladder! This is sure to give AWS Man another concussion if he connects!
Bill Hughes – Yeah, but it’s not like he will.
[Before Kronin can execute the move, AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches out and hits Kronin in the leg to make him stumble, then stands up to send Kronin over his head in a back body drop that lands on top of the ladder. Kronin rolls off the ladder, gasping and holding his back in pain as the crowd lets out a collective, “Ohhhhh!”]
Bill Hughes – Told you.
Jack Gene – Maybe so, but eventually you’re going to be wrong and Kronin will connect with a move that aggravates AWS Man’s head injury. I don’t think you’ll be so smug about it, then.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) looks over towards where Lilly’s standing and yells for her to come over. She puts Pen down on the timekeeper’s table and reluctantly walks over. The Insane One points at where Kronin is still writhing on the ramp.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – You stand right freakin’ here, and don’t let him past you! Hit him in the giblets if you have to.
[Lilly vehemently shakes her head no, and AWS Man (also known as Bill) points up to the briefcase hanging above the ring.]
AWS Man (also known as Bill) – Do it, or as soon as I get your contract, you’re freakin’ fired! Then you’ll have no choice to do porn, just like in all the stereotypes!
[The Insane One leaves Lilly standing there in tears as he picks up the ladder and pushes it into the ring. He slides in and begins to set it up as Kronin slowly pulls himself up using the barricade. He begins to limp towards the ring, but finds Lilly blocking his path. He tries to walk around her, but she moves to remain in his way. She still refuses to look him in the face as she stands in front of him.]
Lilly – (Crying) I’m … I’m sorry, Kronin.
[Kronin sighs and reaches out, lifting her up by the chin so she’s finally looking him in the eye.]
Kronin – Lilly … it’s OK. It’s not your fault.
[Lilly looks as if she’s about to break down, when suddenly Kronin shoves her to the floor, pushing her out of the way just in time as Boris Drago barrels down on them both. Kronin catches Boris in a drop toehold that sends the Russian face-first into the steel ramp. Kronin then limps towards the ring and slides in as AWS Man (also known as Bill) is nearing the top of the ladder.]
Bill Hughes – Did you see Kronin just sucker Lilly in and then shove her to the ground like that?! He’s a monster!
Jack Gene – Oh, come on, Bill, you know he was just pushing her out of the way of Boris! He would have trampled them both without even caring who got in the way!
[Boris is already back up, and he charges towards the ring and grabs Kronin by the leg, trying to drag him back out and ignoring John Law’s commands to let him go. But Drago’s grip does suddenly release as Lilly crawls up behind him and low blows the big Russian, freeing Kronin to lunge and tip over the ladder just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) hands close around the briefcase. The Insane One falls roughly to the mat, landing on top of the ladder that was knocked out from underneath him.]
Jack Gene – Oh, I thought it was over! But even with the help of Boris Drago and even Lilly at first, AWS Man wasn’t able to get the briefcase before Kronin stopped him.
Bill Hughes – Oh, she is so fired once AWS Man gets that case.
[Somehow, Kronin is able to stand with the support of the now folded-up ladder. He waits on AWS Man (also known as Bill) to get up by the ropes and charges him, clotheslining him with the ladder to send the Insane One tumbling over the ropes to the outside.]
Jack Gene – Kronin knocks AWS Man out of the ring! Now is his chance! Can he climb the ladder despite his injured leg?!
Bill Hughes – This isn’t happening.
[Kronin sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, nearly falling over several times as he does so. AWS Man (also known as Bill) sits up in a daze on the outside, busted open from his exposed forehead above his paintball mask where the ladder struck him. Kronin laboriously begins the climb up the ladder, having to pull himself up the rings with his arms since he’s only able to stand on his left leg. By the time he’s halfway up, Boris has gone over and helped the Insane One stand, then rolls him into the ring. AWS Man (also known as Bill) gets up and gives the ladder’s supports a Knock Your Freakin’ Head Off, collapsing the ladder and sending Kronin falling to the mat.]
Jack Gene – And Boris, of course, helps AWS Man out again. God forbid he should have to do things on his own, like Kronin has!
Bill Hughes – Did you not see Lilly cheating her ass of for him earlier, in direct defiance of AWS Man?! And poor AWS Man doesn’t even know the harlot has betrayed him yet!
Jack Gene – She didn’t cheat! She was just canceling out the interference from Boris!
Bill Hughes – Now you’re just arguing semantics, whatever those are.
[As Kronin tries to stand, AWS Man (also known as Bill) rains a barrage of right hands down on him. Kronin continues to stand, absorbing the punishment. As he’s finally almost up, the Insane One turns and runs into the ropes, springboarding off of them with a moonsault that carries him over Kronin’s head, and driving him into the ladder with a reverse DDT. But AWS Man (also known as Bill) lands full on the ladder as well, causing him to roll off in pain and again clutch his ribs.]
Jack Gene – Moonsault into a falling inverted DDT by AWS Man! But I don’t know if he didn’t see the ladder there or just didn’t care, because that had to have done as much damage to him as it did to Kronin.
Bill Hughes – At this point, I’d say AWS Man’s ahead of the game when it comes to who’s taken more punishment anyway, so he’s probably willing to sacrifice himself if he’s going to bring Kronin that much close to his breaking point.
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) slowly rises and sets up the ladder once again. As he begins to climb, Kronin slowly gets up in the corner. Lilly walks over and hands him a chair through the ropes, causing Kronin’s eyes to light up.]
Bill Hughes – She’s at it again! But last time Lilly handed him a weapon, things didn’t go so well for Kronin…
Jack Gene – I get the feeling this time’s going to be different, Bill.
[Kronin limps up behind AWS Man (also known as Bill) and slams him in the back with the chair, knocking him off the ladder. Kronin then shoves the ladder over on top of him as the crowd goes crazy. On the outside, Boris scowls and begins to stalk towards Lilly, who backpedals and flees around the ring. John Law gets in his way and tries to stop Boris, telling him he’s ejected from the match, but Boris lays him out with a punch.]
Jack Gene – My God! Boris just decked our senior official! He’ll have to pay some steep fines for that…
Bill Hughes – Why? Lilly started it! She may have just cost AWS Man the match, so why wasn’t she getting ejected?! It’s sexism!
[Boris spits on the ground and storms up the ramp, ignoring the fans’ boos as he exits the ringside area after all. Meanwhile in the ring, smiling through his pain, Kronin pushes the ladder off of AWS Man (also known as Bill) and lifts him up. Standing above the ladder, he throws the Insane One’s arm over his shoulder and lifts him into the air, holding him in a stalling vertical suplex even as blood drips off of AWS Man’s face onto Kronin’s.]
Jack Gene – Kronin’s got him up for the Metal Meltdown, onto the ladder! This could very well end it!
Bill Hughes – No! Not this way, damn it!
[As Kronin throws AWS Man (also known as Bill) down with the variation of the Hellevator, the five-time GLC hooks him by the head and drives Kronin’s face into the ladder with a spiked DDT.]
Bill Hughes – A counter! Yes! A counter to end all [bleep]ing counters!
Jack Gene – I really hope ESN isn’t concerned with impartiality in its commentators…
Bill Hughes – My nuts are impartial.
Jack Gene - …
Bill Hughes - …What? I’m introducing a new line of Hughes Family Nuts to complement my peaches. They’re also going to be [bleep]ing delicious.
[Despite the pain from his back colliding with the ladder, AWS Man (also known as Bill) stands and rolls Kronin back onto the ladder. He staggers over to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up, then takes a moment to wipe the blood out of his eyes and stare down at Kronin’s body with hatred before leaping off and delivering the Win the Freakin’ Matchifier (shooting star press) onto the GLC’s body, once again sandwiching him into the ladder. Kronin groans and rolls off, coughing up red flecks.]
Bill Hughes – Welp, Kronin’s bleeding internally again. Somebody just give AWS Man the title before he really kills the stubborn bastard this time.
Jack Gene – Only AWS Man can get himself that title, and he’s still got to climb a ladder to do it.
[The Insane One crawls over and pushes Kronin towards the corner of the ring. Despite the pain in his ribs, he slowly sets the ladder up and begins to climb it once again. Lilly screams for Kronin to get up, but he continues to lay there in a daze. He finally begins to move just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) reaches the top of the ladder. Kronin manages to crawl over to the base of the ladder as the Insane One reaches up for the briefcase … but it’s too late. AWS Man (also known as Bill) pulls the briefcase off the hook and clutches it in his arms.]
Bill Hughes – Yes! Yes! YES! Hahaha, he did it, bitches! Say goodbye to Kronin’s title shots!
Jack Gene – Hold on a second, Bill… I don’t think this counts.
Bill Hughes – And why the [bleep] wouldn’t it?
Jack Gene – Because there’s no referee! There’s no one to recognize the victory or call for the bell, because AWS Man’s hired goon punched John Law out a few minutes ago!
Bill Hughes – Oh … right. Well, get another ref out here! How hard can it be to see that a guy has a briefcase and call for a bell?!
[AWS Man (also known as Bill) raises the case in victory, still not aware that he hasn’t technically won yet. Meanwhile, Kronin slowly climbs the other side of the ladder, nearing the top while escaping the Insane One’s notice. Just as AWS Man (also known as Bill) begins to look around and wonder why his music isn’t playing, Kronin reaches up and slams his head, forehead-first, into the top of the ladder. The Insane One loses his grip on the briefcase, which falls to the mat. Kronin then pulls himself farther up the ladder, to straddle the very top, and positions AWS Man (also known as Bill)’s head between his legs.]
Jack Gene – Good Lord, no… Don’t do this, Kronin. Even if it is AWS Man, don’t do it!
Bill Hughes – What he said! Especially if it’s AWS Man!
[As the crowd goes nuts, Kronin flips off the top of the ladder with a Death by Metal, driving AWS Man (also known as Bill) headfirst into the mat far below. The Insane One bounces a good couple feet off the mat and hits it again, laying there without moving. Kronin is motionless for a long while as well, but finally he uses the last of his energy to drag himself over to the briefcase and pull it into his arms. As Lilly excitedly helps John Law up and points at Kronin in the ring, he weakly nods and signals for the bell. “Sonne” begins to play as Lilly slides into the ring and throws her arms around Kronin’s nearly unconscious body.]
Wayne Inkster – Your winner, and STILL Great Lakes champion, as well as the NEW holder of Lilly’s managerial contract … KRRROOOONNNIIIINNNN!!!
[Lilly and John Law help Kronin up and support him between them as he holds up the briefcase in victory. Law then takes the case from him and opens it, taking out the Great Lakes title and fastening it around Kronin’s waist.]
Bill Hughes – NOOOO! This is all that sneaky Cossack’s fault! He took AWS Man’s generous gifts of porn and probably vodka, and screwed him over royally!
Jack Gene – I guess good help really is hard to find these days.
Bill Hughes – You think this is funny, don’t you? Don’t you?! You self-righteous prick!
Jack Gene – Calm down, Bill, it’s not like anybody died.
Bill Hughes – We don’t know that yet! Look at AWS Man, he still hasn’t moved a muscle!
Jack Gene – Well … you’re right about that, actually. I’d forgotten about AWS Man in the excitement of the moment, but the way he landed on his head was just sick. And with the previous concussions he’s had, and the fact he wasn’t even medically cleared to wrestle … well, this isn’t good.
Bill Hughes – Yeah, damn right it’s not!
[As Kronin and Lilly leave the ring, they glance back with surprise as several paramedics come rushing by them with a stretcher. The meds slide into the ring and check on AWS Man, checking carefully for a pulse. They slowly fit a neckbrace around him and ease him onto the stretcher as the crowd quiets down, realizing something’s wrong.]
Bill Hughes – I don’t care what you’ll say to defend it, Jack. Kronin took it too far this time, just like he did with Druscilla. For the second time in as many months, I think he’s just ended the career of a multi-time Great Lakes champion.
Jack Gene – I actually agree, Bill. If you’re recall, I didn’t want Kronin to do the move either! But you still can’t put all the blame on Kronin for this. He was fighting for the career of Lilly, who would surely have been fired if he lost this match after the way she defied AWS Man and helped him. I don’t condone what Kronin did, but some of the blame has to be put on AWS Man for helping things get this far in the first place.
Bill Hughes – Nope, AWS Man’s a hero. He put his health on the line just to entertain our fans, who don’t even like him. Kronin had better hope he hasn’t just ended the career of such a brave, selfless man.
[Kronin and Lilly watch from the top of the ramp as the paramedics finally ease the stretcher out of the ring and put the legs up, wheeling it up the ramp. Kronin seems to have mixed emotions as he watches it go by them, while Lilly mainly just still appears relieved. With the stretcher gone, Kronin raises his title one more time to get another pop from the crowd before heading to the back.]
Jack Gene – And on that bittersweet note, we’re forced to close out what’s truly been a memorable show. For all those watching around the world on ESN, we thank you so much for joining us. See you at Graveyard Shift 131, where the Revolution defend their tag titles against the Inquisition!
Bill Hughes – If AWS Man isn’t better by then, I probably won’t be coming in to work.
Jack Gene – Oh, yes you will. Good night!
Writer: Garvin
[The shot opens up on the ESN Sports Update set. Terry Gaines stands.]
Terry Gaines - Stay tuned. Coming up after Burn 2010, it's your Sunday Night Sports Update. We'll run down what happened today on the field, and in the ring, with coverage you can only get on ESN.
[The scene fades.]
A Thank You from Brad Johnson
Writer: Garvin
[As the shot opens in the back, Brad Johnson sits behind his desk. Next to him is a candle.]
Brad Johnson - I wanted to take a moment to thank Ben Cash and Jordan Keyser of ESN for giving us this opportunity tonight. Only time will tell how successful tonight's event was, but the overall vibe backstage and in the arena by this crowd is the reasoning enough we needed to make our next decision. For months, we have been working out issues we felt were detrimental to our existence with our current network, Sportstime Ohio. As of last night, those negotiations continued. But sometimes, you've got to go with your gut. You've got to understand that things happen for a reason. And, when every door closes, another opens.
[He holds up a stack of papers.]
Brad Johnson - Tonight, we are closing a door. We have seen tonight what our fans want, and what we want. And that is to move forward into a direction we are confident in. For the last two years, our relationship with Sportstime Ohio benefited both sides. But it is obvious that our relationship has grown stale. We are no longer wanted by STO, and we no longer feel they are the best fit for us.
[He grabs a lighter and lights the candle.]
Brad Johnson - This is our contract with STO. We have fulfilled all of our obligations and with that, we say good bye.
[He lights the contract on fire. The contract begins to burn and burn and burn. The camera goes closer to the flames and the scene fades to black.]

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